Author Topic: Jean Francois and John Romano (Read 6833 times)

Jean Francois · « **on:** September 19, 2006, 08:20:35 AM »

My friends of getbig and the world

Jean Francois has contacted the very very sexual John Romano...as i would like to spread my message to the world via magazine

for me and it is these things that confuse Jean Francois. do you, my friends believe there is a place for these writings in muscular development magazine?

i have many many stories and thats all about it

i call on you...

I am

Dan-O · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:27:29 AM »

Quote from: gatrainer on September 19, 2006, 08:24:59 AM

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try to make some f*cking sense

How DARE you talk to the legendary Jean Francois that way!

Hell yes there's a place in MD for JF's column. I think in addition to stories JF should have a Q&A section... and MD is just the right kind of mag for it... JF would fit right in there... maybe they could eliminate Cormier's or Dillett's columns if they need to make room, LOL.

gatrainer · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Dan-O on September 19, 2006, 08:27:29 AM

How DARE you talk to the legendary Jean Francois that way!

Hell yes there's a place in MD for JF's column. I think in addition to stories JF should have a Q&A section... and MD is just the right kind of mag for it... JF would fit right in there... maybe they could eliminate Cormier's or Dillett's columns if they need to make room, LOL.

so someone who talks in 3rd person is a legend?

Petrucci · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:38:37 AM »

Jean francois is a getbig legend...he should have his columm in MD!!!

Overload · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:45:45 AM »

Quote from: Petrucci on September 19, 2006, 08:38:37 AM

Jean francois is a getbig legend...he should have his columm in MD!!!

Concur...

His stories are second to none!!!!1

Jean Francois · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:06:21 AM »

i write to you with hesitation my friends...and of course silence

it is for this that i share with you these things

like any other sunday morning Jean Francois collects his sunday paper and fresh croisant after my morning workout and 407 grams of protein

to me the bake house is a haven for vagina and of course

the ass

as i selected my pastry, janice the counter hands flimsy top fell open before my very eyes...there was a little flour dusted accross her perfect breast. her badly fitting bakerpants held up by a double knotted rucksack string told jean francois that janice was a woman of little class

of course i became hard in the pant

i said to her "I am

Jean Francois"

it was at this time i noticed Toby the acne scarred breadmaker roll his eyes.

i took from my pant the cock and lightly tapped janice across her rosey cheek...with my free hand i emptied a packet of fresh blueberries over the balls. of course...a healthy breakfast had been served

as janice finished her cock n berries and i finished reading the 'funny's' in my newspaper i asked Toby to leave.

i lifted janice to the cake room...and gave her a spiderman mask to put on...i would be sphincter pirate, her nemesis.

each time she tried to speak i would push cake into her mouth and between her tits, the cock deep in raspberry coolie and ass...there was cake and cock and jean francois all over the timid mouseketeer

i am

liberty · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:10:48 AM »

Jean FrAncois is the man!
Good to hear from you Jean!

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:22:51 AM »

Yes Brother, yes!

kiwiol · « **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:27:24 AM »

Dear Jean Francois,

It's great to have you back. Please tell us - did you ever come across the situation where you had to turn a woman down. And if Yes, please tell us why. Thanks in advance.

Dr. Shock · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:19:26 AM »

Bump this.. The Great JF returns!!!

Kwon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:23:49 AM »

Great post Jean Francois!

torquemada · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:43:30 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on September 19, 2006, 09:06:21 AM

i write to you with hesitation my friends...and of course silence

it is for this that i share with you these things

like any other sunday morning Jean Francois collects his sunday paper and fresh croisant after my morning workout and 407 grams of protein

to me the bake house is a haven for vagina and of course

the ass

as i selected my pastry, janice the counter hands flimsy top fell open before my very eyes...there was a little flour dusted accross her perfect breast. her badly fitting bakerpants held up by a double knotted rucksack string told jean francois that janice was a woman of little class

of course i became hard in the pant

i said to her "I am

Jean Francois"

it was at this time i noticed Toby the acne scarred breadmaker roll his eyes.

i took from my pant the cock and lightly tapped janice across her rosey cheek...with my free hand i emptied a packet of fresh blueberries over the balls. of course...a healthy breakfast had been served

as janice finished her cock n berries and i finished reading the 'funny's' in my newspaper i asked Toby to leave.

i lifted janice to the cake room...and gave her a spiderman mask to put on...i would be sphincter pirate, her nemesis.

each time she tried to speak i would push cake into her mouth and between her tits, the cock deep in raspberry coolie and ass...there was cake and cock and jean francois all over the timid mouseketeer

i am

This is the single best post in history...

JasonH · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:08:33 AM »

Hahahaha!!! I don't know much about you Jean Francois but already you are becoming one of my favourite posters! Excellent thread.

Wiggs · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:18:06 AM »

LOL!!!!!Holy shit this guy is funny as hell

Bigger Business · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:21:26 AM »

Even I have to say...

...thats a pretty fuckin good story!

Dr. Shock · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:06:20 AM »

You guys dont know the half of it.. This guy is a legend. Check out this earlier post from him. Hilarious

My friends I write to you in haste for the doorbell it rings uncontrollably...

This last night that just passed yesterday was one Jean Francois will soon not forget! My neighbour Caroline Gascoigne the serial nude tanner from 4b Claremont has come to Jean Francois

Jean Francois obliged

let me tell you these things............

I had just finished my workout and was clumbsily draped in but a robe....Caroline must have heard the steel from my benchpress as of course i achieved a personal best of inhumane proportions (I am Jean Francois)
to me she says these things "Jean Francois...you are a god among men" I say to her "shhhhhhhhhh".

I invite Caroline into my home gym and offer her a complimintary water bottle, head phones, sports bag, towel and packet of Du Maurier king size (25's)...The bar on the bench press bending under the pressure from my mighty lift i perch her tiny ass on the curve. To my suprise her tiny shorts free one of her perfectly smooth tanned pussy lips. I get into position and lift her from the rack. As summer is approaching I am doing 10-12 rep sets now and it is for this that i taste her ever so gently on my tongue...however my friends...this set will be to failure.

Holding only an ass cheek in each of my mighty hands i lower her into a french press..her shorts dissappearing between her cheeks to show Jean Francois her chocolat smile. Of course i must have this. I instruct her to put on the complimentary headphones as these my friends will be the only two holes Jean Francois will not be requiring. I also ask her to hold my water bottle and towel for i always wipe down my equipment after a workout and thats all about it!

figgs · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:16:08 AM »

Jean Francois, I welcome your return! You're an inspiration to the entire male population!

Funniest shit I've ever read in my life! Keep it coming!

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:18:43 AM »

Jean is the one true legend of GetBig, he should have a monthly advice column!

Jean Francois · « **Reply #18 on:** September 20, 2006, 07:12:46 AM »

hahaha my friends!

can i tell you these things to answer some of the questions?

Have i ever had to turn a woman down? let me say this thing to you...Jean Francois embraces the women of many nations, as you know i am often drunk beyond belief, it is for this that i find myself available to all women at many times. as you know Jean Francois has a penchant for petit' brunettes with of course the bald pussy and ass...i have searched the world, from the deepest jungle where tribesman and chiefs have tried to harpoon jean francois untill i escaped in my helicopter, i have been numchuckered and travelled to the highest mountains and ski slopes where i lost my beloved marie claire to a tragic impaling accident and then of course wedded her twin sister marie claude over hot cocoa and sodomy. in short, no, i have never denied a woman ultimate pleasure.

i feel the warmth of all of you and will of course be posting more often and welcome your questions, so that i,

Jean Francois

may in some way help mortal man achieve ultimate ass and thats all about it

I am

Deadpool · « **Reply #19 on:** September 20, 2006, 07:19:11 AM »

welcome back! we missed you!

JasonH · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2006, 07:31:19 AM »

Poetry. Pure, unadulterated, poetry.

John Romano · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:24:56 AM »

I have always said there is real talent on this board!!

Bast000 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:30:30 AM »

Quote from: John Romano on September 20, 2006, 09:24:56 AM

I have always said there is real talent on this board!!

Yes Flex mag should scout the board. They made a grave error in hiring you.

figgs · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:31:08 AM »

Quote from: John Romano on September 20, 2006, 09:24:56 AM

I have always said there is real talent on this board!!

So what do you say, John? Jean Francois is more than qualified to have his own article in MD.

figgs · « **Reply #24 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:46:33 AM »

JF should write up a future MD article as to how mortal man may himself become a casanova. A "how to" for the masses. Maybe then, those who dream to follow in the footsteps of our savior Jean Francois may be given the ultimate gift of knowledge as is applied to love, life, and lust.