You guys dont know the half of it.. This guy is a legend. Check out this earlier post from him. Hilarious

My friends I write to you in haste for the doorbell it rings uncontrollably...
This last night that just passed yesterday was one Jean Francois will soon not forget! My neighbour Caroline Gascoigne the serial nude tanner from 4b Claremont has come to Jean Francois
Jean Francois obliged
let me tell you these things............
I had just finished my workout and was clumbsily draped in but a robe....Caroline must have heard the steel from my benchpress as of course i achieved a personal best of inhumane proportions (I am Jean Francois)
to me she says these things "Jean Francois...you are a god among men" I say to her "shhhhhhhhhh".
I invite Caroline into my home gym and offer her a complimintary water bottle, head phones, sports bag, towel and packet of Du Maurier king size (25's)...The bar on the bench press bending under the pressure from my mighty lift i perch her tiny ass on the curve. To my suprise her tiny shorts free one of her perfectly smooth tanned pussy lips. I get into position and lift her from the rack. As summer is approaching I am doing 10-12 rep sets now and it is for this that i taste her ever so gently on my tongue...however my friends...this set will be to failure.
Holding only an ass cheek in each of my mighty hands i lower her into a french press..her shorts dissappearing between her cheeks to show Jean Francois her chocolat smile. Of course i must have this. I instruct her to put on the complimentary headphones as these my friends will be the only two holes Jean Francois will not be requiring. I also ask her to hold my water bottle and towel for i always wipe down my equipment after a workout and thats all about it!