MuscleTech ads

[Nathan Explosion]

Ah wikipedia, source of all knowledge for message board posts 

I suppose that's a risk with any supplement - we're taking stuff that isn't strictly found in nature and if we are, we're sure as hell taking in a lot more than we usually have.

That said, the vast majority of the population does that too, what with all the fast food and processed food that is eaten so much.  It's pretty much unavoidable to take in unnatural things here and there, but you're right, it's good to keep an eye on that.

[El_Spiko]

If they're charging that much for the cell-tech hardcore, then they're ripping you off. It's actually cheaper that regular celltech. Pump-tech is being phased out, as is T-Tech. Nanox9 comes out just after the olympia, it'll be a GNC exclusive, as will the Shredding stack (Leukic, Hydroxycut hardcore and hydralize, a repackaged Thermoshred).

Muscletech does do it's research. Mostly they fund scientists who are studying sports nutrition or muscle hypertrophy, such as Dr. Wolfe whose research you will see sited alot in MD. They've had a lot of journal publications and have done their homework. I'm siding not one way or another on this, just informing.

Their ads are definitely ridiculous. And they don't seem to get it either. Canadians must have a different sense of humor

[Deadpool]

Muscle Tech ads are these hidious 8 page special report ads and are all kind of the same

now, animal pak ads are actually interesting, regardless what you think of their product, and are something you would tear the picture out of and put on your wall if so inclined

[Yorkie T]

haha i am looking at a new muscletech advert in one of the mags now it features Darrem Charles UNDERWATER lol for what fvcking purpose have they made him go underwater for, there ads are getting sillier and sillier.

There next ad will probably have gustavo badell tied to the wing of a plane or something flexing.. or jermey freeman launched into space.

[Nathan Explosion]

or jermey freeman launched into space.

Hey, as long as he doesn't come back.

[Deadpool]

Muscle tech ads...I just flip right past them

[Colossus_1986]

Have you guys seen the Musletech- Secrets of the Pros series, featuring Cutler, Cormier, Warren, Jackson, King and Boeving?

The secret is the Celltech, Nitrotech, Shit-tech and Fukctech.

LMFAO

you forgot the Anawhore p70 and GayKick...also Pump-Tech Shit!

[Deadpool]

HEY mcway, that was actually funny your page 2 comment...

[Nathan Explosion]

Leu-dick?

[gordiano]

The ads are unrealistic.  Dave Henry and Branch Warren attracting hot chicks?  Get real!  And Christina Lindley trumps just about every hot girl I know.  Notice how she is shorter than Dave in the ad?  In reality she is 5'9 and he is much shorter.

She was on her knees, and Dave was standing on a plastic Milk Crate...........

[gordiano]

Leu-dick?

Gaytech originally created Cockic, which MuscleTech copied and now sells as Gakic.........

[Nathan Explosion]

I keep waiting for "Asskic" to come out.

[MCWAY]

If they're charging that much for the cell-tech hardcore, then they're ripping you off. It's actually cheaper that regular celltech. Pump-tech is being phased out, as is T-Tech. Nanox9 comes out just after the olympia, it'll be a GNC exclusive, as will the Shredding stack (Leukic, Hydroxycut hardcore and hydralize, a repackaged Thermoshred).

Muscletech does do it's research. Mostly they fund scientists who are studying sports nutrition or muscle hypertrophy, such as Dr. Wolfe whose research you will see sited alot in MD. They've had a lot of journal publications and have done their homework. I'm siding not one way or another on this, just informing.

Their ads are definitely ridiculous. And they don't seem to get it either. Canadians must have a different sense of humor

I've already seen naNOX9 and Shredded Stack at GNC (as of yesterday). You're right about Hydralize. Most of the ingredients in it can be found in the Hydroshred and NeuroTech components of ThermoShred.

Phasing out Pump-Tech and T-Tech means they'll be marked down, just like the powdered version of Gakic which has been on sale around $40-$48 (even less with the Gold Card).

I would like to know how Hydralize and Hydroxycut Hardcore are stacked together, as I have some ThermoShred left over (I had to stop taking it as it was making me nauseous).

[MCWAY]

Hey, as long as he doesn't come back.

Freeman has now switched to strongman competition, according to a recent ad, involving Freeman.

[Figo]

Then surely now is the time to release Powerkic, Strenght-tech, and the revolutionary StrongasfuktechkicP2000 Enhanced Formula that will make you big, strong, virile, wealthy, prophetic, and whatever else you desire. As proven by men with white coats and stethoscopes. Endorsed by Jay-I-didnt-ge-a-haircut-after-all-Cutler.