Top Ten Reasons Jay Cutler Beat Melvin Anthony
1. Judges award points for having a big ass.
2. Shoulder:Waist ratio of 1:1 is considered ideal.
3. Judges think conditioning has nothing to do with vascularity or separation.
4. Jay offered to guest pose at judge/promoter's show for free this year.
5. Bigger is better, including jaw, midsection, and joints.
6. Whereas it used to be all about 'the glutes', now it's all about 'the calves'.
7. Judges penalize bodybuilders for having a small waist.
8. Judges miss the old Dorian days where arms take back seat to huge torsos.
9. Manion worried that Melvin's past career as manicurist would harm the 'image' of the 'sport'.
10. All white judging panel feel responsibility to disprove theory of black athlete's dominance in bodybuilding.
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