PIP LOUIE SIMMONS

[illuminati]

Yes, your head is wide.

I've commented before On That Huge Noggin of Peace.
That alone must weigh 45lbs !!

[Van_Bilderass]

I was aware of this fella since I started lifting. Couln't find a reverse hyper at any gym at the time 

Recently this comment got the fans all riled up 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYmg7LVM16E/?utm_medium=copy_link

[wes]

Fuck no that is not my diet. this is my midsection this morning do you see any fat on me?? i am sorry but i am not going to label a fat bastard a guru just becasue they can hit numbers.

He was a powerlifter dumbass the goal is to lift more weight not have uneven abs like you do and you look like a complete fucking idiot in that friggin` mask you retard.

[wes]

Says the guy who eats puke on a plate every morning with peach cobbler

 

[Skeletor]

My shoulder width is actually one of my attributes I am wide not narrow at all

Another thread about someone who died and you make it all about you again.

[Skeletor]

*telephone rings*

Louie: 'Hello?'

*A man breathes heavily down the phone*

Louie: 'Helloooo? Who the fuck is this?'

Pamith: 'Bro ...'

Louie: 'Yes, bro? Can I help you?'

Pamith: 'My body is ready.'

Louie: 'Listen, pal, how about you fuck off? You must have the wrong number.'

Pamith: 'Brutal if true.'

*Louie puts down the phone*

Hahahaha!

[wes]

Another thread about someone who died and you make it all about you again.

He has no respect for the dead or the living............he`s a real live asshole.

[Dave D]

The guys theory was to take as much drugs as you can handle and eat as much shit as possible so you can deadlift a 1000lbs. He had guys eating pizza and candy bars on the clock. Guru my ass no one wants to look like this no one cares if you can squat or deadlift 1000lbs when you are a fat slob

Are you the same guy who recommends a sausage gravy covered  cinnamon roll as a nutritious breakfast?

LOL! you suck spankins!

[affeman]

Was in the hospital with kidney problems per Dave Palumbo.

I haven't watched the video, but let me guess - Dave was "good friends" with him?

[bhank]

Another thread about someone who died and you make it all about you again.

If you follow the thread you will see the original comparison was not made by me but absolutely you tell me someone has me beat that is clinically obese and I am going to respond

[Dave D]

If you follow the thread you will see the original comparison was not made by me but absolutely you tell me someone has me beat that is clinically obese and I am going to respond

 Based on the health information you’ve shared Louie isn’t going to beat you to the afterlife by a wide margin.

^I hope you’ve all enjoyed this use of puns. It’s a JNN worthy post

[Schmoff]

bhanky dude is clearly an asshole full of shit, absolutely delusional to think himself a better person than everyone else.

A typical internet tough guy that thinks he can take anyone on his way in real life.

All drugs physique looks like never lift with the most ugly baldy head.

A veteran criminal beating women for his manliness.

[wes]

Quote from: Schmoff on March 21, 2022, 06:13:42 PM
bhanky dude is clearly an asshole full of shit, absolutely delusional to think himself a better person than everyone else.

A typical internet tough guy that thinks he can take anyone on his way in real life.

All drugs physique looks like never lift with the most ugly baldy head.

A veteran criminal beating women for his manliness.

[Irongrip400]

Brutal if true...

Bruta Lift Rue…

[Humble Narcissist]

Another thread about someone who died and you make it all about you again.

Every single thread.

[Henda]

*telephone rings*

Louie: 'Hello?'

*A man breathes heavily down the phone*

Louie: 'Helloooo? Who the fuck is this?'

Pamith: 'Bro ...'

Louie: 'Yes, bro? Can I help you?'

Pamith: 'My body is ready.'

Louie: 'Listen, pal, how about you fuck off? You must have the wrong number.'

Pamith: 'Brutal if true.'

*Louie puts down the phone*

Hahaha that was great

[BRUTALIFTRUE]

Another thread about someone who died and you make it all about you again.

Classic bobble head attribute, that's why

[Gym-Rat]

I know who the guy is I know all about his training theories. He basically recruits a bunch of big guys for his gym then feeds them drugs candy and pizza until they get bigger and lift more. An actual Guru would be in shape and eat some fucking salads not just big fat and strong

uhmm, no, he didnt. 

[funk51]

   

     here ya go bhanky. you're welcome. you could sell them online. I'm sure 2 or 3  of your fans would buy them on here.

[bhank]

   

     here ya go bhanky. you're welcome. you could sell them online. I'm sure 2 or 3  of your fans would buy them on here.

Holy Fuck that is awesome

[bhank]

uhmm, no, he didnt. 

Its an invite only gym he only invites the genetically gifted with the powerlifting bodytype. A real guru would take people with shit genetics and make them awesome not just fine tune the genetically blessed. It is easy to be a great coach with great athletes. It is harder to actually take people without natural talent and teach and train them for success. Show me the 150lb ectomorph that he trained into a world champion powerlifter it didn't happen.

[funk51]

 

[Humble Narcissist]

Its an invite only gym he only invites the genetically gifted with the powerlifting bodytype. A real guru would take people with shit genetics and make them awesome not just fine tune the genetically blessed. It is easy to be a great coach with great athletes. It is harder to actually take people without natural talent and teach and train them for success. Show me the 150lb ectomorph that he trained into a world champion powerlifter it didn't happen.

We have Sev to train those people.

[ProudVirgin69]

We have Sev to train those people.

Big lol