MMA fighters vs. Mike Tyson

[The Squadfather]

your an idiot....when someone grabs a boxer they naturally stop fighting, their brain has been programmed to stand up and fight
and in a lock, the fighters stop and the ref splits them up

if an MMA fighter tried to box tyson in his prime, then yes but tyson would lose his ass in the octagon against someone his weight

squad, get your head out of your ass, you are so stuck on the fact that muscular guys, or in your case - fat permabulkers, are
somehow the only tough, strong people on the planet

leave your mom's basement for a week or so, get out and experience something other than making out with your keyboard

hahahahhaa, what did i tell you, right on cue with meltdown #2.

[coltrane]

Mike Tyson would wipe the floor with ANYONE who has ever "fought" in MMA, discuss.

1000% agreement with this statement.

[danielson]

squad, get your head out of your ass, you are so stuck on the fact that muscular guys, or in your case - fat permabulkers, are
somehow the only tough, strong people on the planet

You trying to say a salad eating 150 pound twink can beat Tysons ass? You crazy or something?

[Mars]

[The Squadfather]

"Pain don't hurt"

"mind your own business.....DAD!!"

[No Patience]

You trying to say a salad eating 150 pound twink can beat Tysons ass? You crazy or something?

did i say that??? no....i said an MMA the same weight as tyson

you need hooked on phonics

[jaejonna]

your an idiot....when someone grabs a boxer they naturally stop fighting, their brain has been programmed to stand up and fight
and in a lock, the fighters stop and the ref splits them up

hahha shows how much you know, Mike tyson would still fight after the ref would stop the fight hahahah

[coltrane]

If any MMA'er got remotely close to Tyson, he'd have his head taken off (probably literally).

Don't give me this   "Tyson would get taken down with a shoot-in" bullshit.  A punch coming from any angle from Iron Mike would be PLENTY to stop even the toughest chins MMA has produced.  To disagree is pure stupidity.

[Blockhead]

you better watch out, here's where all the Tap Out wearing, Xyience drinking 147 pound warriors come back from their workouts of beating on their Sears Sugar Ray Leonard Signature Series heavy bags in their bedrooms with the same old, "a flyweight MMA fighter would kill Tyson with their Jui Jitsu skills".

" SEARS SUGAR RAY LEONARD SIGNATURE SERIES" Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 Hey TSf, do you still have that clip of Big Poppa Pump Scottie Steiner where he's walking back stage and he grabs that dude by his throat? Remember that? You posted it and lo and behold some MMA-Tap OUT homos chimed in talking about how so and so with their Brazillian ju jittsu skills and muy thai training would totally destroy etc... etc...

[The Squadfather]

If any MMA'er got remotely close to Tyson, he'd have his head taken off (probably literally).

Don't give me this   "Tyson would get taken down with a shoot-in" bullshit.  A punch coming from any angle from Iron Mike would be PLENTY to stop even the toughest chins MMA has produced.  To disagree is pure stupidity.

hahahahahaa, ive actually heard people say those two skinny trailer trash Chuck Lidell and Randy Couture would beat Tyson, hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Mars]

Cormier fought with Tyson.

[No Patience]

hahahahhaa, what did i tell you, right on cue with meltdown #2.

i was a huge fan of tyson back when he was fighting....unbelievable talent and more power than any boxer
has ever had

but you cannot compare things that don't compare....this is like saying that tiger woods could hit more
homeruns than a pro baseball player just because he kills it on the course

or it is like saying squadfather could get more chics than a "twink" because he can bench press more

[The Squadfather]

" SEARS SUGAR RAY LEONARD SIGNATURE SERIES" Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 Hey TSf, do you still have that clip of Big Poppa Pump Scottie Steiner where he's walking back stage and he grabs that dude by his throat? Remember that? You posted it and lo and behold some MMA-Tap OUT homos chimed in talking about how so and so with their Brazillian ju jittsu skills and muy thai training would totally destroy etc... etc...

exactly i do remmeber that, Steiner would fuccking DESTROY any of these little queers, too strong, too big, too mean and aggressive for any of them, Steiner was born to be a bully.

[danielson]

did i say that??? no....i said an MMA the same weight as tyson

you need hooked on phonics

Tyson could at any given time pick up the best MMA fighters in the world and out wrestle them if need be. But since he is down with the ladies and doesn't like to play grab ass with another dude, he would just knock them out and go fuck a bitch, probably his opponents wife.

[Colossus_1986]

because MMA was created by and for guys who don't have the skills or toughness to be boxers.

toughness? 
taking an elbow,knee, punch or kick to the head, getting slammed on the mat or cage.
its an all out fight. blood almost guaranteed. 

not saying getting hit with a boxing glove is like a pillow, but come on! boxing is no comparison.


Face it, MMA is officially bigger than boxing right now.
more true to life. you don't get into a street-fight or parking lot brawl
and fight with boxing rules...it's more like MMA, complete demolishing, however which way you have to do it.

back in the day, boxing was the shit...Tyson was the man. no doubt.

times have changed.

[No Patience]

hahha shows how much you know, Mike tyson would still fight after the ref would stop the fight hahahah

anyone that knows boxing, will tell you that tyson was never a boxer, but a brawler....so that answers your
comment above....that is why tyson, if held through the first three rounds would lose everytime

[Petrucci]

Mike Tyson would wipe the floor with ANYONE who has ever "fought" in MMA, discuss.

haha, Tyson would destroy hundreds of MMA fighters, but lets get the fact straight, he wouldnt last 1 minute against a Top Fighter...He could win with a lucky punch, but even this would not work if it was against a guy like Mark Hunt or Minotauro for instance

Not that he is a 'worst' fighter, its just that we have never seen what Tyson could do im a MMA match (with ground included)...so just boxing against a guy like Fedor, sorry...even Tyson would go down...Just the way it is, not taking anything from him

[The Squadfather]

Cormier fought with Tyson.

Cormier actually admitted that he nearly pissed his pants just LOOKING at Tyson as any smart, normal, sane person would, Tyson smacked him on the back of the neck and Cormier backed down very wisely.

[The Squadfather]

haha, Tyson would destroy hundreds of MMA fighters, but lets get the fact straight, he wouldnt last 1 minute against a Top Fighter...He could win with a lucky punch, but even this would not work if it was against a guy like Mark Hunt or Minotauro for instance

Not that he is a 'worst' fighter, its just that we have never seen what Tyson could do im a MMA match (with ground included)...so just boxing against a guy like Fedor, sorry...even Tyson would go down...Just the way it is, not taking anything from him

hahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[danielson]

but you cannot compare things that don't compare....this is like saying that tiger woods could hit more
homeruns than a pro baseball player just because he kills it on the course

Not sure about Tiger Woods, cuz he kind of ghetto and doesn't have the discipline it takes to play Baseball, but John Daly? He would get 100 homers in a season easy.

[Mars]

[danielson]

toughness? 
taking an elbow,knee, punch or kick to the head, getting slammed on the mat or cage.
its an all out fight. blood almost guaranteed. 

not saying getting hit with a boxing glove is like a pillow, but come on! boxing is no comparison.


Face it, MMA is officially bigger than boxing right now.
more true to life. you don't get into a street-fight or parking lot brawl
and fight with boxing rules...it's more like MMA, complete demolishing, however which way you have to do it.

back in the day, boxing was the shit...Tyson was the man. no doubt.

times have changed.

What is your take on the "mount" or the "north-south"?

[Blockhead]

Nice clip!

 The beginning reminded me of the great HollyWood Hogan of the nWo.

 Then in went into one of the best songs Guns N Roses ever made...

 "My hands are tied, billions shift from side to side and the war goes on with brainwash pride for the love of God our human rights..."

[No Patience]

exactly i do remmeber that, Steiner would fuccking DESTROY any of these little queers, too strong, too big, too mean and aggressive for any of them, Steiner was born to be a bully.

yeah, being stronger and bigger will for sure win a fight

[Petrucci]

hahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

i was already expecting a answer like this