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Title: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 11, 2007, 02:24:07 AM
 I know this has been done before(I think)..but what are some of the best Insults/responses to insults that have been posted?

  One of my most recent favorites.

   please stop calling me asshole - the fact that you want to stick your dick in me doesn't make me an asshole.


   hahahaha
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Mars on February 11, 2007, 02:34:36 AM
Haha, i like this one from the holy Sarcasm "i see it as my duty to crucify every one of these little bitches until they all buy Sears weight sets and train at home." haha i love this guy.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 03:03:10 AM
As English isn't my first language, I take it as an opportunity to learn some vicious insults from  recognized masters of quotes and insults, like sarcasm and kiwiol.  :D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 03:09:52 AM
MONSTER ASS LICKING

The squad ownes you, clown.

You type before you think:

JERKOFF FURY PWNED BY BLUTO...FAIR AND SQUARE...VIVA LA BLUTO



Well boy, you've just insulted Bluto by assuming he is a female.  :D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 03:22:55 AM
AND THE SQUAD RAPED YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE

Yep. You're to easy. I own you, simply because I'm superior to you.   8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 11, 2007, 04:04:39 AM
Yep. You're to easy. I own you, simply because I'm superior to you.   8)

Yes, freespirit.

Just the pure existence of beings suprior to him makes "the shadow" melt down like a little bitch.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Euro-monster on February 11, 2007, 04:18:05 AM
Free Spirit>The Shadow.... ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Euro-monster on February 11, 2007, 04:21:54 AM
Actually,

Free Spirit>>>>>>dried up dog shit that's been run over twice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shadow

Fixed it for you... ;)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 04:23:31 AM
Shouldn't it be Cow Shit, because of his worshipping habits?   :-\
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 11, 2007, 04:31:22 AM
Shouldn't it be Cow Shit, because of his worshipping habits?   :-\

or rat shit.

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 04:32:21 AM
or rat shit.


or jew blood :o for you mr kong
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 11, 2007, 04:36:10 AM
or jew blood :o for you mr kong

i fooled you. i'm not german.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 11, 2007, 05:02:59 AM
WHATEVER..ALL WHITES ARE THE SAME..WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK

No, i lick.

You suck.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on February 11, 2007, 05:09:04 AM
That "gayer than remembering a girls name after you fucked her" shit always makes me laugh. ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 11, 2007, 10:07:41 AM
That "gayer than remembering a girls name after you fucked her" shit always makes me laugh. ;D

lol..yeah that's a good one.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: chaos on February 11, 2007, 01:13:08 PM
WHATEVER..ALL WHITES ARE THE SAME..WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK
glad you could figure out that all whites hate you Paki mutherfukkers. :D
now go blow camel dong for shiny rocks on a dirt road "corner"
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: MisterMagoo on February 11, 2007, 04:19:35 PM
it wasn't a full insult, but "gayer than Watergate" had me laughing like crazy for some reason.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 11, 2007, 04:30:57 PM
it wasn't a full insult, but "gayer than Watergate" had me laughing like crazy for some reason.
hahahaha, that was me.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: MisterMagoo on February 11, 2007, 04:49:41 PM
hahahaha, that was me.

hahaha, dude that one killed me. it was so fucking random. i was expecting a "gayer than tae bo" or "gayer than american idol" and got that. for a 14 year old you really do know your history.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 11, 2007, 04:50:46 PM
hahaha, dude that one killed me. it was so fucking random. i was expecting a "gayer than tae bo" or "gayer than american idol" and got that. for a 14 year old you really do know your history.  ;D
hahahaha, i was 14 in 1986.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Dballn247 on February 11, 2007, 05:01:35 PM
WHATEVER..ALL WHITES ARE THE SAME..WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK

Get a clue Ramalamadingdong.  You wish you were white.  You're pissed off that middle easterners get to be classified as white on their Drivers Licenses, while you as an Indian can't. 

You're anger at whites must come from the fact that it was a white guy hit your mom with the Donkey Punch.

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 11, 2007, 07:02:58 PM
hahahaha, that was me.


Well there is a pretty good chance that "It was you" on most of the quotes that people remember.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 11, 2007, 07:03:56 PM
hahaha, dude that one killed me. it was so fucking random. i was expecting a "gayer than tae bo" or "gayer than american idol" and got that. for a 14 year old you really do know your history.  ;D

" gayer than vegetables" was another.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 12, 2007, 02:37:06 AM
Get a clue Ramalamadingdong.  You wish you were white.  You're pissed off that middle easterners get to be classified as white on their Drivers Licenses, while you as an Indian can't. 

You're anger at whites must come from the fact that it was a white guy hit your mom with the Donkey Punch.



LMAO.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: wampyri on February 12, 2007, 02:46:28 AM
f**k YOU STUPID SKINHEAD..EVERY BODY WANTS YOU AMERICAN SKINHEADS ELIMINATED
...HAAHAHA YOU BELONG TO MOST CRIME RIDDEN COUNRTY IN THE WORLD.NOBODY WANTS TO ASSOCIATED WITH YOU WHITE SONS OF BITCHES..YOU BELONG TO THE NATION OF RAPISTS,MURDERERS,THEIFS..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate



You say all whites suck then whine about rascism you're more confused than scooby fucking doo.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: wampyri on February 12, 2007, 02:49:22 AM
So in your opinion its ok to be rascist as long as you didn't start it epic playground mentality.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 12, 2007, 03:18:15 AM
So in your opinion its ok to be rascist as long as you didn't start it epic playground mentality.

That's what Hitler did, too.

After all, he blamed it on the jews, it wasn't his fault.

Looks like shadow acts just like Hitler.

He should behave like Gandhi, with a calm peaceful mind, then this all would be over.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: dan18 on February 12, 2007, 02:16:49 PM
i always came in peace but you fellows can't stand an indian posting around here...
no we cant stand a pussy ass 130 pound male muscle worshiper posting 35 new threads a second .........













And you worship cows we bash there brains in and make burgers ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 12, 2007, 02:55:53 PM
Quote
no we cant stand a pussy ass 130 pound male muscle worshiper posting 35 new threads a second .........













And you worship cows we bash there brains in and make burgers 
 

hahaha your head meat could feed India for a month
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: dan18 on February 12, 2007, 03:28:01 PM
hahaha your head meat could feed India for a month
same could be said for your mom ..well at least we all know she blows as many men in one month than there are rag heads running around in india..
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 12, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
Quote
same could be said for your mom ..well at least we all know she blows as many men in one month than there are rag heads running around in india..

HAHAHA that was actually a good one dan
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Fury on February 12, 2007, 05:19:55 PM
Anything Dan18 says. Oh wait, thought the title was worst quotes/insults. Sorry to get your hopes up forehead. Put your 2" pecker back in your pants before the wife slaps you in the mouth for getting excited.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:28 AM
Another good one was when sarcasm agreed to meet Derik Anthony for a fight,then told him to start the fight without him if he was late. hahaha
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: dan18 on February 13, 2007, 06:29:13 AM
Anything Dan18 says. Oh wait, thought the title was worst quotes/insults. Sorry to get your hopes up forehead. Put your 2" pecker back in your pants before the wife slaps you in the mouth for getting excited.
your a sad little man :'(
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 07:44:07 AM
This thread has a lot of potential. Here's one from the great Sarcasm 8)

hahahaha, exactly, "steele pegasus" was the type of kid who was so queer that when the old pervert tried to lure him with candy he said, "you're so silly stud.....you don't have to use those stupid tricks, if you want a blowjob just ask" hahahahaha, gayer than Rick Valente sitting on Boyer Coe's back for donkey calf raises and telling him to keep pumping it.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 07:44:52 AM
Another one from Sarcasm - 'Gayer than consulting your doctor before commencing exercising' ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on February 13, 2007, 11:01:03 AM
AAHHAHAAH!!!   Another good Sarcasm one that had me laughin was "gayer than two 5'3" mexicans roofing a house for $3/hr".
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 13, 2007, 11:06:53 AM
  This is a new one from yesterday

   "gayer than reading the directions"  SSBG
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on February 13, 2007, 11:09:36 AM
AHHAHAHAH!!  Another good Sarcasm quote from that same thread was "gayer than two big-nosed Jews sharing a pastrami sandwich at a NY deli".
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: MisterMagoo on February 13, 2007, 11:26:46 AM
f**k YOU STUPID SKINHEAD..EVERY BODY WANTS YOU AMERICAN SKINHEADS ELIMINATED
...HAAHAHA YOU BELONG TO MOST CRIME RIDDEN COUNRTY IN THE WORLD.NOBODY WANTS TO ASSOCIATED WITH YOU WHITE SONS OF BITCHES..YOU BELONG TO THE NATION OF RAPISTS,MURDERERS,THEIFS..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate



amazing that when you take a look at crime per capita the USA is #8, certainly not #1: http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_tot_cri_percap-crime-total-crimes-per-capita

then there's literacy. the USA is #31 with 99%. where's india? oh yeah, #177 with under 60%. http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/edu_lit_tot_pop-education-literacy-total-population

how about life expectancy? USA: 78 years. india: 64 years. http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_lif_exp_at_bir_tot_pop-life-expectancy-birth-total-population

so you have less crime, but we're smarter and we live longer. suck on that one.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
hahahaha, i loved the one where a little fat mexican posted his pics on the pics board and someone said, "epic moving van blanket on the window", hahahahaa.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 11:37:35 AM
hahahaha, i loved the one where a little fat mexican posted his pics on the pics board and someone said, "epic moving van blanket on the window", hahahahaa.

I can't believe you said that - I love that one too! That was a post made by the legendary Sir William Idol and his comment on that pic of that Mexican dude was 'Epic Atlas Van Lines packing blanket window curtain' ROFL
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 11:41:15 AM
I can't believe you said that - I love that one too! That was a post made by the legendary Sir William Idol and his comment on that pic of that Mexican dude was 'Epic Atlas Van Lines packing blanket window curtain' ROFL
hahahahaha, yes, Sir William has had some gems, i loved the one where he was talking about the guy he works with with the sand blasted jeans covering the brutal 21 inch quads and the skin tight black t shirt with the massive triceps straining holding the note pad and all the 70 year old women in the office swooning, i swear i almost lost my spleen laughing so hard.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 13, 2007, 11:43:18 AM
 Who was it that emailed Alexxx and blamed him for something sarcasm said about him? hahaha It was a Pro or some other person who works in the industry...Alexxx started a thread called "sarcasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  To which sarcasm responded "brutal misplaced blame" hahaha
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 11:46:21 AM
Who was it that emailed Alexxx and blamed him for something sarcasm said about him? hahaha It was a Pro or some other person who works in the industry...Alexxx started a thread called "sarcasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  To which sarcasm responded "brutal misplaced blame" hahaha
hahahaha, i remember that.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 11:47:33 AM
This one is right up there, from the most legendary SQUAD member of them all 8)

Bluto has three passions in life: chewing gum, shoppin for panties and suckin cock....and right now he's fresh outta gum and money.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 11:51:49 AM
This one is right up there, from the most legendary SQUAD member of them all 8)

hahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i remember that one i thought i was going to pass out from the blood rushing to my head from laughter, that was one for the books.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 11:57:31 AM
hahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i remember that one i thought i was going to pass out from the blood rushing to my head from laughter, that was one for the books.

Ditto! When I'm working, some of my colleagues get really annoyed when they look at me and I've at least got a huge, shit-eating grin on my face, if I'm not roaring with laughter downright whenever I read anything by you or MoS or ShowStoppa or BigC, the 4 funniest guys in the SQUAD.

Another gem from MoS that was even funnier than his usual, incredible funny stuff was when he said something along the lines of "She wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire". I can't find that post, but I nearly choked on that one  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 12:01:21 PM
hahahahahahaa, MOS just posted another classic

AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!  "SHUTUPANDTRAIN"....oh brother....you literally cling to the Squad's every post.   You're like a lonely, 300lb fat girl sittin in her '73 Pinto outside of Krispy Kreme desperately waiting for the "Hot Donut" sign to flash on.
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 12:02:13 PM
Another one from Groink back from the days of the X board when the SQUAD was discussing BrianX was, "BrianX went to the doctor and asked for his tonsils to be removed. When the doctor checked the tonsils, found it healthy and said "It's OK. Why do you want it removed?", BrianX said, "Yeah, but without that tonsil, I can fit one more cock in my mouth" LOFL

Showstoppa also crucified some twunt by saying he was the kind of guy who walked up to random strangers and asked them if they wanted to rest their balls on his chin ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 13, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
Another one from ShowStoppa from the 'TomR knew he was gay when.........' thread:

When he was a fetus he tried to give his dad a blowjob when he was banging his mom.

Edit: From that same 'TomR knew he was gay when.....' thread:

.......at the end of every game of CLUE he'd answer, "the big, hunky negro with his foot long Johnson in my asshole."

When he "accidently" tripped and fell on his "uncle" Percy's lap, impaling himself anally....and then quipped...."Mommy, I loves me some cockage!"
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on February 13, 2007, 01:29:54 PM
AAHAHH!!  I think it was BC that said someone was gonna "dress up like a cock goblin at Halloween, ring all the doorbells in their neighborhood and shout 'DICK OR DICK!' when the male owner answered".


I laughed for two days!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on February 13, 2007, 01:32:17 PM
Another from Sarcasm:

there's nothing about my post to joke about, your sister takes sucking diccks very seriously.

AHAAHAHH!!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on February 13, 2007, 01:37:04 PM
I fell outta my chair from this gem from BF to Medford:

Get the f**k off our board you elf-faced dyke.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on February 13, 2007, 01:38:14 PM
AAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!   How can I forget this post of beauty from kiwi AHAHAAH!!!

Hahahahaha nothing's fatter than Medford's back except for maybe the cock Shadow's sucking at the moment.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 13, 2007, 02:23:48 PM
Another one from ShowStoppa from the 'TomR knew he was gay when.........' thread:

Edit: From that same 'TomR knew he was gay when.....' thread:

hahahahaha, i wish we could bring that tomR thread back up, that was a fucckin' laugh festival.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: SS on February 13, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
Another one from ShowStoppa back from the days of the X board when the SQUAD was discussing BrianX was, "BrianX went to the doctor and asked for his tonsils to be removed. When the doctor checked the tonsils, found it healthy and said "It's OK. Why do you want it removed?", BrianX said, "Yeah, but without that tonsil, I can fit one more cock in my mouth" LOFL

Showstoppa also crucified some twunt by saying he was the kind of guy who walked up to random strangers and asked them if they wanted to rest their balls on his chin ;D
hahaha! i remember that.

da stoppa is my dog.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Dballn247 on February 13, 2007, 03:34:23 PM
I would eat her shit.


Guy's a joke.  I mean I know that he is fucked up mentally but eating shit.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 12:05:32 AM
My favorite one from RB is when he said "xxxxxx oh brother, I bet you're the kind of guy who wears only an open trenchcoat and walks up to little boys and asks them if they'd like to pet the snake" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 12:08:20 AM
This one not so much the best, as it is infamous - can't make a thread like this and leave this out 8)

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum :o. I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: BigCypriate on February 14, 2007, 01:02:19 AM
AAHAHH!!  I think it was BC that said someone was gonna "dress up like a cock goblin at Halloween, ring all the doorbells in their neighborhood and shout 'DICK OR DICK!' when the male owner answered".


I laughed for two days!!

Yes MOS! I remember that savage post well!!!

I will try and find some of the chronicles  :D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 01:27:05 AM
Hahahahahaha another classic from the legendary Count Grishnackh 8)

hahahahahahaha, yes!!! The SQUAD reduces bear cub pillow biters to thumb-sucking, woobie clutching shitstains while they are spooning with their hairy top bears
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 02:00:54 AM
This is one of my favorites from my own posts

Joey 'Tiny Titso' and BigMCock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insignificant skid marks show disrespect to one of the senior most members of the almighty SQUAD, MOS, whose owning skills would tear you both new ones that'll make you pee in your little panties for the rest of your life and from which you'll never recover !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guys' who arrive at the newly opened 'Fitness Spa' weighing a mammoth 140 lbs each, complete with tribal tattoos around your 11" arms and spiked gelled hair. And when the sales person offers to show you around the free weights section, you both say in unison, "No, no, no! We don't want to lift all those heavy weights and such. We are specifically interested in 2 things - 1) We want to have a stronger core so that we won't move around like a rag doll when we get our musclebear husbands to handle us as roughly as only nasty little bottom bitches like us can demand, and 2) We both need our rectums stretched out a lot more - at the moment, we are only able to accommodate 7" cocks each. Here, let me show you what I mean stud. Just pretend you are my boyfriend, like that........", as the whole scene degrades into something unspeakably disgusting. Hahahahahahaha gayer than a falafel burger served with Hummus.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: BigCypriate on February 14, 2007, 02:19:30 AM
This is one of my favorites from my own posts


Yes!!!! That was brutal ownage if ever I saw it hahaha
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 02:38:06 AM
Another classic from Sarcasm

hahahaha, ahh yes, the infamous Night of Broken Glass, the tiny tits would truly be in fear and driven into the quivering arms of their gay lovers for sure.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 12:02:33 PM
I can't find the quote itself, but there was this one time when The Luke made a post addressing Sarcasm where he said "Grow up" and Sars replied, "Grow up? Aren't you like 5'3"?" ;D. I spit my drink on my screen and keyboard!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on February 14, 2007, 03:59:49 PM
I can't find the quote itself, but there was this one time when The Luke made a post addressing Sarcasm where he said "Grow up" and Sars replied, "Grow up? Aren't you like 5'3"?" ;D. I spit my drink on my screen and keyboard!
hahahahaa, "the Luke" is quite the sad little Irish midget queef, this clown has a Masters allegedly and still lives in his parents basement, hahahahahaha, epic success story.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 14, 2007, 06:57:06 PM
Another one from ShowStoppa back from the days of the X board when the SQUAD was discussing BrianX was, "BrianX went to the doctor and asked for his tonsils to be removed. When the doctor checked the tonsils, found it healthy and said "It's OK. Why do you want it removed?", BrianX said, "Yeah, but without that tonsil, I can fit one more cock in my mouth" LOFL

Showstoppa also crucified some twunt by saying he was the kind of guy who walked up to random strangers and asked them if they wanted to rest their balls on his chin ;D

That was me Bro  8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: benjamin pearson on February 14, 2007, 07:18:37 PM
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AHAAHAHAH!!!  Translation:  Some big biker with two full sleeves of paint bitch slapped my ass like an abused 13-yr old boy and then made me watch while he stuck his big pole in my moaning girlfriend's backdoor.

This is a great one from MOS
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 14, 2007, 10:14:59 PM
hahahahahaha, this thread is a classic, full of legendary work from all of the SQUAD greats !!!

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 14, 2007, 11:26:44 PM
That was me Bro  8)

My bad - I've fixed it 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 14, 2007, 11:53:34 PM
I can't find the quote itself, but there was this one time when The Luke made a post addressing Sarcasm where he said "Grow up" and Sars replied, "Grow up? Aren't you like 5'3"?" ;D. I spit my drink on my screen and keyboard!

 Another one that was similar. I told someone to "lighten up" ,maybe "The Luke" can't remember,to which sarcasm responded "Lighten up? he is already 135 lbs how much lighter can he get?"
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 15, 2007, 12:02:42 AM
another Squadfather classic, this owning has been dealt several times to some deserving bear cubs

i don't understand all this hate and anger "top dog", after all i defended you the other day, some guys from your gym said they saw you eating a Peanut Butter and Sperm sandwich and i said, "bullshit, top dog doesn't eat Peanut Butter".
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 15, 2007, 06:31:28 AM
when Sarc called Danielson a "yellow toothed junkie"  I fell out of my chair.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 17, 2007, 12:06:24 AM
Here's another gem from Sars in response to BSB's post in which BSB said that BF is "to scared" to play against him in Xbox live ;D

"to scared", hahahahaha, epic product of the Philadelphia public school system. ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 17, 2007, 09:59:33 AM
Hahahahahaha another pure gem from Sars talking about Richard2004

hahahahaha, he's so old he's got an autographed bible.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 18, 2007, 01:52:51 AM
ahhahahhha jesus guys i have been fucken pissen my pants i have been laughing so hard at this thread
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2007, 06:44:39 AM
Hahahahaha this thread's never going to end as long as Sars keeps posting 8)

hahahaha, there was one skinny dude in his late 40's or early 50's, bald, wearing an Ironworkers jacket who tried puffing out his chest when he saw me walking by so he could protect his fat wife's "honor". ::)

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: chaos on February 18, 2007, 06:39:24 PM
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Quote from: Bluto on Today at 04:42:10 PM
You must have quite a record if owning ProteinFarts is the highlight of your "career" 



Welcome to the V tiny. Will you be sticking around this time or are you going to crawl back into your hole after you meltdown within the next 24 hours. Personally, I could care less whether some dildo juggling gloryhole worker  like you posts here or not.


this one from Berzerkfury is fuckin hilarious
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on February 18, 2007, 06:57:05 PM
the autographed bible one is funny.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: monstermunch on February 18, 2007, 06:57:33 PM
I gotta admit; the squadfather and a few others are the funniest on this board. Some of the quotes on this post are pure genius  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 19, 2007, 11:33:29 AM
Here's a gem from BF (addressing JaeJonna), who's been upping his game big time recently 8)

hahahahaha, how fucking delusional are you? A little wigger nip like you couldn't cripple a housefly.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on February 19, 2007, 11:36:52 AM
I guess i have to work a little bit to make this thread.  :-\

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2007, 10:01:56 AM
The winner of them all (so far)


LMAO at this thread!!!!!

Hahahahaha, Ruffboddess is the kind of swimsuit monster that takes all "her" thongs to the local seamstress to get them "adjusted", and when the assistant finally regains her focus after being blinded by the sunlight shining off Ruffboddesses forhead, she asks "Hi there si................ma'am, what can we do for you today?" and "she" replies "I wonder if you can help, I would like to get some zips or buttons sewn on the front of each of these thongs, because sometimes I can't decide whether I want to pretend to be female and pull them down for the toilet, or just whip out my 12" king kongoris and piss up the wall?" as "she" grabs a handful of her throbbing side effect and spits on the counter hahahahahahaha manlier than smelling your fingers afterwards
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: BigCypriate on February 21, 2007, 05:17:29 AM
Hahahahaha this one's gotta be up there, I got a call on the desk phone after I read this and I had to leave it cos I was laughing too much  :D

From the big K man himself

Hahahahahahahahahaha yes BigC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The story goes that Buffgoddess recently walked into an adult store and asked the salesperson if they had any 'accessories' that 'she' could buy. And when the salesperson goes, "Sure, I'll show you our dildo collection", Buffgoddess is said to have become enraged and say, "WTF!!!!!!! You've got some balls to be messing with a big guy like me punk. What am I going to do with a dildo? Shove it up my ass? I'm not gay, you know. Show me where you keep your fleshlights and show me the biggest of the range cause I've got a penoris that's won't fit in the one designed for the average guys" after which 'she' grabbed her huge, bulging crotch just to make the lesser endowed sales guy feel 'small'. Hahahahahahaha manlier than Old spice after shave.

priceless
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 26, 2007, 05:43:59 AM
Someone said
Quote
Shut your cock holster!
That had me cracking up for like 25 minutes.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Sir William Idol on February 28, 2007, 09:52:44 PM
i remember someone said that someone had been "owned more times than an '84 astro van"  and that was fucking hilarious

probably MOS or sarcasm, cant remember
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Beefjake on February 28, 2007, 09:58:57 PM
If you'd wear a red tie, you'd look like a thermometer...
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Sir William Idol on February 28, 2007, 10:04:47 PM
If you'd wear a red tie, you'd look like a thermometer...

you must have taken a wrong turn coming down this thread, gayfag land is about 30 miles back, take a left up the "old dirt road" and you'll fit right in
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 28, 2007, 10:05:53 PM
you must have taken a wrong turn coming down this thread, gayfag land is about 30 miles back, take a left up the "old dirt road" and you'll fit right in
hahhahhahhahhah gay fag land ahhaahhah pure gold
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 01, 2007, 03:45:59 AM
This one cracks me up every time I think about it. The single biggest self owning in getbig history.

 
My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum :o. I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on March 01, 2007, 01:01:03 PM
What the F*CK did that guy really say that shit..... :-\ That's really fucked...
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Count Grishnackh on March 01, 2007, 09:44:05 PM
What the F*CK did that guy really say that shit..... :-\ That's really fucked...

hahaha, he thinks he's straight   
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 02, 2007, 12:11:53 AM
What the F*CK did that guy really say that shit..... :-\ That's really fucked...

hahahaha  he not only SAID it....he started a thread about it.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 02, 2007, 07:25:38 AM
hahahaha  he not only SAID it....he started a thread about it.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80494.0
hahahhahhahah yes what a fucktard
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: ripitupbaby on March 02, 2007, 08:59:17 AM
Some of the most hilarious shit I have ever seen...pure gold!
Keep up the good work, boys!
 :D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 02, 2007, 05:35:41 PM
Entered in the Hall of Fame where it deserves to be 8)

Readin your posts is like runnin up a hill to smell a big bucket of shit.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: ripitupbaby on March 02, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
I have no idea how to quote from other threads, but I had to add my more recent favorites...


DANIELSON:
What do you guys think the percentage is of people here who actually work out vs. flaming cocksuckers who are just here trolling for dudes  I think it's about 50/50.

ANAL ICEMAN:
There's only two of us here.  I'm straight.  I guess that makes you the cock nibbler, danny.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: ripitupbaby on March 02, 2007, 08:58:19 PM
There are a few in this thread already that are along these lines, but damn did I laugh my ass off... :D

i cant for the life of me understand all this anger "bigmc", i mean shit i stuck up for you the other day, some guys on the other side of the internet said they saw you walking down the street eating a bacon, lettuce, tomato and 13 inch negro penis sandwich and i said "bullshit, bigmc doesn't like bacon, lettuce or tomato".

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 02, 2007, 09:42:28 PM
I have no idea how to quote from other threads, but I had to add my more recent favorites...

Go to the thread and quote the post you want. Then, highlight the whole thing, including the [quote author =..................all the way upto the end [/quote]. When the whole thing's been selected (it'll be highlighted in blue), you need to press Ctrl & C to copy it (or right click on the highlighted quote and left click on copy). Then, come back to the other thread where you want to post that quote and press Ctrl & V to paste it (or right click and left click paste. Give it a try.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: ripitupbaby on March 03, 2007, 05:04:44 AM
Thanks Kiwi...it was the double quoting that I couldn't get...


What do you guys think the percentage is of people at Getbig who actually work out vs. flaming cocksuckers who are just here trolling for dudes ??? I think it's about 50/50.

There's only two of us here.  I'm straight.  I guess that makes you the cock nibbler, danny.

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on March 06, 2007, 01:31:06 PM
I'm now including myself into this thread.  ;D

Yes, protein straight from the tab.

When True Gaydonis sucks off heroin addicts behind the main station, he calls that 'junk food'.

I don't get enough attention from you guys.  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 08, 2007, 12:54:51 AM
 
epic gums and 14 inch arms.

    LMFAO!  I just spit out my food when I read that.

  (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=133295.0;attach=148641;image)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on March 19, 2007, 10:48:47 AM
Officially added to the collective greatness of Squad quotes:

kiwi commenting on Bluto's attempt at Squad interference:

Is the same as a 60 year old corn farmer in Iowa attempting to cool down the sun on a hot summer day by blowing in it's direction, once.

Discuss
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 11:39:24 AM
Officially added to the collective greatness of Squad quotes:

kiwi commenting on Bluto's attempt at Squad interference:


Thanks man, but I'd rather pick these 2 of mine :D


$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the venue and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principles.

ShutUpandRunATrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I warned you over and over to watch your manners around my legendary SQUAD brothers, but you have opened your big mouth one too many times now and each time with less care than when you ignore puss-infected blisters on the 'package' of the black bear you're kneeling in front of, before trying to repeatedly swallow said package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha Oh brother I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who posts an ad in the gay section part of the Personals in the local online magazine that says, 'Plump, soft, full-figured drama queen (giggles) who loves lipstick, Pilates, and being her keeper's nanny, is looking for a discreet relationship with a man who will tame this wild kitty and make her purr when she constantly recollects his hairy chest and strong, 'penetrating' embrace!!! #7654576 Call me Hung Wankenstein' and sneaks back into bed with your 3 week old, soon to be ex-boyfriend who is sleeping blissfully with a smile on his face that's also littered with patches of his own ass hair that he tore off your hungry fangs in a passion frenzy, unaware that you just 'upgraded' your Ugandan mail order 'Tri before you buy' bridegroom package for a bigger, hairier mulatto bear. Hahahahahahahahaha gayer than saving someone's life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 19, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
who was it that called Lord Humungus "Lord HOMOGAYASS" ? I laughed my ass off at that for some reason.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 11:52:58 AM
who was it that called Lord Humungus "Lord HOMOGAYASS" ? I laughed my ass off at that for some reason.

Hahahaha that must be none other than the legendary Showstoppa!! I also remember an incredibly funny post of his in which he mentioned some tiny tit (maybe BrianX) using a special dildo called the 'Invader 1500', which he described as 'a 16" by 9" rectum stretching behemoth' hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 20, 2007, 12:30:51 AM
Hahahaha that must be none other than the legendary Showstoppa!! I also remember an incredibly funny post of his in which he mentioned some tiny tit (maybe BrianX) using a special dildo called the 'Invader 1500', which he described as 'a 16" by 9" rectum stretching behemoth' hahahahahaha


He hasn't posted in awhile...at least not that I have seen.


Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 01:15:03 AM
He hasn't posted in awhile...at least not that I have seen.

Showstoppa looks more like the guy in the pic below, but like you say, hasn't posted in a while here which is such a shame cause he's incredibly funny and a lot of times, funnier than even Sars and MoS!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 20, 2007, 01:45:57 AM
Showstoppa looks more like the guy in the pic below, but like you say, hasn't posted in a while here which is such a shame cause he's incredibly funny and a lot of times, funnier than even Sars and MoS!


photoshopped  ::)













 :)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 02:01:55 AM
photoshopped  ::)
 :)

I agree. No way someone that old and on that much juice has a full head of hair :)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on March 20, 2007, 02:13:06 AM
I agree. No way someone that old and on that much juice has a full head of hair :)

sad thing is...if that were a real picture,and someone posted it saying it was them...there would still be two pages worth of ;

  "hahaha  monster triceps"
 
  "epic 15" arms and 19" quads"

 
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 02:06:36 PM
Pure Gold ;D

hahaha buttlick is the perfect example that you can better your body, but you can't do a damn thing about that ugly mug.

More on Buttsuck

monster 13'' neck and charlie chapmans eyebrows.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: triple_pickle on March 22, 2007, 09:35:57 AM
hahahahah, that's one classic!

Hahahahahaha OK 'Deltissimus' ::) Oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who goes home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've got some good news and bad news. The good news is, when a cop pulled me over to give me a $160 speeding ticket earlier today, I saved us the money by giving him head. The bad news (for you) is, I loved it and am moving in with him tomorrow. Now can I please get me a nice, thick cucumber from the fridge? I need to start practicing my fellatio skills" and starts loosening up his jaw. Hahahahahahaha gayer than loading Creatine.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: BigCypriate on March 22, 2007, 09:51:19 AM
hahahahah, that's one classic!


That was indeed a classic.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Tapeworm on March 25, 2007, 07:36:22 AM
MOS to Bluto:

Quote from: MOS
Be gone with your vile pole smokery.

Fvcking OWNED my mind - I was doing the must-suppress-laughter-while-in-public thing for hours.


Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bigthumbz on April 05, 2007, 12:54:22 PM
What if you call someone Kegdrainer? That would be the biggest insult to me.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 29, 2007, 04:48:37 PM
i admit there was a couple of gems in this thread, but considering there's 44,000 posts on the v and you did this gay shit routine for over a year, that means nearly everything you guys ever posted was not worth remembering and not funny  :-\

a couple of gems outta 44,000 posts. now that's bad, that's really bad
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 06:04:00 AM
Hahahahaha this is beyond legendary!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha, "choad" is know in the "slammer" for his world famous blowjobs, funny thing is that all those black dudes were willing to pay "him" with cigarrettes but "he' refused and said, "you guys are so silly, you don't have to give me your precious cigs for something i love to do so much, just drop those drawers and let me charm those snakes", hahahahahahahahaha, gayer than Sunflower seeds.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:21:18 AM
Hahahahaha this is beyond legendary!!!!!!!!!!!


nothing legendary about it just another variation of a quote allready posted in this thread

this thread just shows that i was right all along, the whole gay theme was boring and useless and outta 44 000 posts you got a dozen "funny" quotes

that's terrible.  :(
 
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 07:29:32 AM
nothing legendary about it just another variation of a quote allready posted in this thread

this thread just shows that i was right all along, the whole gay theme was boring and useless and outta 44 000 posts you got a dozen "funny" quotes

that's terrible.  :(
 

See if you have the balls to come up with a SQUAD style joke Bluto - I bet you right here and now that you can never make a 'I bet you are the type of 'guy' joke' as good as we can - only legends can do it 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on May 30, 2007, 07:31:49 AM
Just gave this thread a read.....classic stuff!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:32:47 AM
See if you have the balls to come up with a SQUAD style joke Bluto - I bet you right here and now that you can never make a 'I bet you are the type of 'guy' joke' as good as we can - only legends can do it 8)

i bet the reason it would be hard to come up with one would be that you used them all with your 44 000 posts  ::)

let's face it - 44 000 posts and the only funny ones you can recall are the ones posted in this thread? that says it all.

no wonder i thought it was boring as hell all along and wanted a stop to it. turned out so was everyone else.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 07:34:58 AM
i bet the reason it would be hard to come up with one would be that you used them all with your 44 000 posts  ::)

let's face it - 44 000 posts and the only funny ones you can recall are the ones posted in this thread? that says it all.

no wonder i thought it was boring as hell all along and wanted a stop to it. turned out so was everyone else.

Translation - I have zero f*cking imagination ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:36:16 AM
Translation - I have zero f*cking imagination ::)

when it comes to gay sex etc my imagination is limited, thank god.

you on the other hand doesnt have this problem... i wonder why you're so comfortable thinking about sex with other men?

actually i dont wonder. i know why.

because you're gay. duh!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 07:38:22 AM
when it comes to gay sex etc my imagination is limited, thank god.

you on the other hand doesnt have this problem... i wonder why you're so comfortable thinking about sex with other men?

actually i dont wonder. i know why.

because you're gay. duh!

Haha I'm in love with one of the most gorgeous girls in the world and she's the only one I care for :-*

I never describe gay sex, dumbass - I just make a joke about how it comes to be and do it cause it's just for a laugh. And I do make tons of jokes in other ways too - I try to make each post of mine funny in some way LOL.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:41:53 AM
Haha I'm in love with one of the most gorgeous girls in the world and she's the only one I care for :-*

I never describe gay sex, dumbass - I just make a joke about how it comes to be and do it cause it's just for a laugh. And I do make tons of jokes in other ways too - I try to make each post of mine funny in some way LOL.

yes. youre in love with the beast. who you've never met.

nice going stud, it's you and gene simmons and hugh hefner keeping it real  ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 07:51:59 AM
yes. youre in love with the beast. who you've never met.

nice going stud, it's you and gene simmons and hugh hefner keeping it real  ::)

Haha I wasn't talking about Jenny who is just adorable. I am talking about my girl IRL 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 07:56:12 AM
Haha I wasn't talking about Jenny who is just adorable. I am talking about my girl IRL 8)

does she know youre married to the beast?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 08:39:40 AM
does she know youre married to the beast?

Hahaha the wedding thread was just a joke, but the part about Jenny flying down here wasn't. My girl knows all about Jenny of course - I'm very straight with all my dealings Blewtwo 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: leonp1981 on May 30, 2007, 08:55:44 AM
Gayer than remembering your anniversary.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 08:56:59 AM
Hahaha the wedding thread was just a joke, but the part about Jenny flying down here wasn't. My girl knows all about Jenny of course - I'm very straight with all my dealings Blewtwo 8)

so what does your gf think about you flying in your internet love ?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 08:58:06 AM
so what does your gf think about you flying in your internet love ?

That's none of your damn business 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 11:16:38 AM
That's none of your damn business 8)

you havent told her about your plans eh?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 11:42:29 AM
you havent told her about your plans eh?

You live for gossip don't you Blewtwo?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: triple_pickle on May 30, 2007, 11:59:33 AM
bluto, how many of your 13,000+ post are "classic"?

"classic" implies rarity, if half of the squad's posts were considered best of the best there would be something wrong with it, wouldn't it?  think about it as supply and demand: if a rare species becomes abundant, the value of a single specimen drops dramatically.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 12:25:44 PM
bluto, how many of your 13,000+ post are "classic"?

"classic" implies rarity, if half of the squad's posts were considered best of the best there would be something wrong with it, wouldn't it?  think about it as supply and demand: if a rare species becomes abundant, the value of a single specimen drops dramatically.

Are you saying Blewtwo lives to try swallow an erect human phallus every hour or so, TP?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: benchmstr on May 30, 2007, 12:40:21 PM
Are you saying Blewtwo lives to try swallow an erect human phallus every hour or so, TP?
no,every half-hour ;)

bench
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: triple_pickle on May 30, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
"phalluses" is more correct. 

wait, on a second thought, "horse phalluses" is even more correct.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on May 30, 2007, 01:20:36 PM
Bluto tries to suck off every italian gay sex tourist coming to Prague on his lonley night on the Karlsbridge. This is Bluto's way of relaxing from a hard day's work as an assistant street sweeper, cleaning the streets and living from what german, american and japanese tourists throw into waste bins.

The italian tourists are what Bluto refers to as his extra protein after the cage fights. With cage fights, he means his struggle when the police catch him prostituting himsel and try to rape his ass in a prison cell.  ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: triple_pickle on May 30, 2007, 01:25:57 PM
yes, he's into "italian stallions" in both human and animal form
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on May 30, 2007, 01:29:28 PM
yes, he's into "italian stallions" in both human and animal form
hahahahaha. as long as it has a dick "bluto" loves it.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 01:57:33 PM
bluto, how many of your 13,000+ post are "classic"?

"classic" implies rarity, if half of the squad's posts were considered best of the best there would be something wrong with it, wouldn't it?  think about it as supply and demand: if a rare species becomes abundant, the value of a single specimen drops dramatically.

but a dozen or so outta 44 000 ? that's pretty much proof that all you fags wasted 12 months posting nothing but shit.

that's a self-owning if i've ever heard about one.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 01:58:34 PM
Bluto tries to suck off every italian gay sex tourist coming to Prague on his lonley night on the Karlsbridge. This is Bluto's way of relaxing from a hard day's work as an assistant street sweeper, cleaning the streets and living from what german, american and japanese tourists throw into waste bins.

The italian tourists are what Bluto refers to as his extra protein after the cage fights. With cage fights, he means his struggle when the police catch him prostituting himsel and try to rape his ass in a prison cell.  ::)

haha and this pathetic clown, he came into this thread and wanted to be part with the gang so he nominated himself by posting some lame shit and NOBODY laughed or even commented on it

hahaha what a self-owned fool

"hey guys!!! i nominate myself!!!"

monster attempt to fit in
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 02:02:57 PM
haha and this pathetic clown, he came into this thread and wanted to be part with the gang so he nominated himself by posting some lame shit and NOBODY laughed or even commented on it

hahaha what a self-owned fool

"hey guys!!! i nominate myself!!!"

monster attempt to fit in

DonkeyKong is a V board legend and it's understood that he automatically brings teh funny like Euro 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 02:05:14 PM
DonkeyKong is a V board legend and it's understood that he automatically brings teh funny like Euro 8)

thats why there wasnt a single quote by him in this thread except the one he posted himself  ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 02:06:46 PM
thats why there wasnt a single quote by him in this thread except the one he posted himself  ::)


Hahaha find them and post them up you lazy f*ck - I ain't your bitch 8)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 02:11:31 PM
Hahaha find them and post them up you lazy f*ck - I ain't your bitch 8)

but nobody did, nobody mentioned him being funny nobody requested a quote from him. nobody

that says a lot

guy is boring as shit, hell after 1 year of gay posting he couldnt get ONE funny quote in

that gotta be a new record of worthlessness

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 30, 2007, 02:13:27 PM
but nobody did, nobody mentioned him being funny nobody requested a quote from him. nobody

that says a lot

guy is boring as shit, hell after 1 year of gay posting he couldnt get ONE funny quote in

that gotta be a new record of worthlessness



Sorry I'm confused - are you talking about DK or you? :D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 30, 2007, 02:15:34 PM
Sorry I'm confused - are you talking about DK or you? :D

dk. i dont do gay shit

im known to be one of the funniest guys but im more intelligent, creative and witty than that. im above this old "your mama"-joke recycled bullshit

hell that was the reason half the v board went to the y board because they got tired of all that shit and it never returned since
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 30, 2007, 08:20:48 PM
Hahahaha that must be none other than the legendary Showstoppa!! I also remember an incredibly funny post of his in which he mentioned some tiny tit (maybe BrianX) using a special dildo called the 'Invader 1500', which he described as 'a 16" by 9" rectum stretching behemoth' hahahahahaha

That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL ;D

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: benchmstr on May 30, 2007, 09:01:07 PM
That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL ;D

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium
hahaha good stuff lol

bench
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 09:29:50 AM
That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL ;D

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium

LMFAO!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on May 31, 2007, 12:52:46 PM
That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL ;D

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium

where is "Big Nates" Groink?

ta ta
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on May 31, 2007, 12:57:05 PM
where is "Big Nates" Groink?

ta ta

"ta ta"

that's cracking me off every time.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:27:43 PM
"ta ta"

that's cracking me off every time.  ;D

thats all it takes to make you laugh? "ta ta" ? boy you're a retard
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on May 31, 2007, 03:31:11 PM
thats all it takes to make you laugh? "ta ta" ? boy you're a retard

Why, i have a good sense of humor.

The 3rd country boy calls me retard, isn't it cute.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:33:29 PM
Why, i have a good sense of humor.

The 3rd country boy calls me retard, isn't it cute.

its not me who is leaving europe for vietnam its you
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:35:59 PM
i just realize no matter what this turd donkey kong is gonna reply it's gonna bore the hell outta me
so dont bother ok

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on May 31, 2007, 03:40:19 PM
its not me who is leaving europe for vietnam its you


bwahahahaaaa, monster lack of knowledge about the world.

It's "Japan", not "Vietnam".  Japan is, after the US the second world economic power in the world.
But i guess you guys do not learn things like this in communist elementary school.

http://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japonsko

Idiot.  ::)

i just realize no matter what this turd donkey kong is gonna reply it's gonna bore the hell outta me
so dont bother ok

I bet your internet translation service must be offline.
You show your dumbness every day. You must be the biggest idiot on this board, even the shadow knows more about the world and life than you.
For all we know, the shadow is a virgin living in india, yet your post count and online time makes the shadow look like a noob.
What tells us that?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:41:18 PM
yea i know you PRETEND its japan but its really 'NAM

guess youre going back to the jungle donkey kong as you're an adopted child

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on May 31, 2007, 04:43:22 PM
It was either Kiwiol or SF versus Lord Humongus a few months ago.. still floors me every time.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 31, 2007, 06:00:34 PM
where is "Big Nates" Groink?

ta ta

Big Nates  was the fictional store all my owning victims frequented back when i was crucifying full-time.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Big Nates  was the fictional store all my owning victims frequented back when i was crucifying full-time.

Hey I remember you saying you were going to get on a cycle - did you do it?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 31, 2007, 06:18:17 PM
Hey I remember you saying you were going to get on a cycle - did you do it?

Nope.


Pussied out or came to my senses.....take your pick ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:19:22 PM
Nope.


Pussied out or came to my senses.....take your pick ;D

You could do with some HRT old man - get it done legally ;D

All you have to do is tell them how old you are ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 31, 2007, 06:25:55 PM
You could do with some HRT old man - get it done legally ;D

All you have to do is tell them how old you are ;D

Hahahaa  fuck you, you bastard

The old man's still got it.

i joined a different gym for a month a couple days ago (change of scenery) and the greatest thing is watching the former HNIC  keep staring at you in the mirrors and try not to get caught ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on May 31, 2007, 10:30:59 PM
yea i know you PRETEND its japan but its really 'NAM

guess youre going back to the jungle donkey kong as you're an adopted child



That's the jealousy of someone living in an ex-communist country for someone moving from the world's third largest economic power to the second largest economic power.  ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 01:52:17 AM
That's the jealousy of someone living in an ex-communist country for someone moving from the world's third largest economic power to the second largest economic power.  ::)

So you admit you will work at a rice field in Nam?

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 08:28:58 AM
So you admit you will work at a rice field in Nam?



 ::) ::)

I already earn more than you do in a month in a week.

Monster jealousy.

And you know what, even IF i was working in a vietnamese rice field (which i won't) it would be better than assistant street sweeper in the czech republic.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 08:41:59 AM
::) ::)

I already earn more than you do in a month in a week.

Monster jealousy.

And you know what, even IF i was working in a vietnamese rice field (which i won't) it would be better than assistant street sweeper in the czech republic.

So why are you leaving for Vietnam?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 08:59:48 AM
So why are you leaving for Vietnam?

How's life in Bluto wonderland?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 09:03:57 AM
How's life in Bluto wonderland?

Wonderland? You're the one obsessed with video games, so much you even think you're one of the main characters.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 09:05:45 AM
Wonderland? You're the one obsessed with video games, so much you even think you're one of the main characters.

Okay, "Bluto"...  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on June 01, 2007, 10:22:14 AM
Big Nates  was the fictional store all my owning victims frequented back when i was crucifying full-time.

haha I know I was kidding big man.

ta ta
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Always Sore on June 07, 2007, 09:11:33 AM
I heard one the other day that made me laugh.

"Go Sip a dick you tea loving queen"
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on June 07, 2007, 09:32:58 PM
I heard one the other day that made me laugh.

"Go Sip a dick you tea loving queen"

Do you think it's good for you to let your husband talk to you that way 'Always Sore'? :-X
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Always Sore on June 08, 2007, 06:02:11 AM
Do you think it's good for you to let your husband talk to you that way 'Always Sore'? :-X
Arn't you late for another round of the shit pushed in olympics... ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on June 08, 2007, 11:09:26 AM
Arn't you late for another round of the shit pushed in olympics... ;D

No, no, that's YOUR family's tradition, remember? :D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Always Sore on June 08, 2007, 11:40:52 AM
No, no, that's YOUR family's tradition, remember? :D
I can see your confusion but it's a documented fact you took the gold at Male pole mount and the silver at the all gay naked men's bathroom relay at the NZ Cup Games... ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on June 08, 2007, 11:44:02 AM
I can see your confusion but it's a documented fact you took the gold at Male pole mount and the silver at the all gay naked men's bathroom relay at the NZ Cup Games... ;D

Hahahahaha OK 'Always Sore' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who walks into the scene of the new gay porn movie 'The Houston 5000 gang bang' and says, "Holy shit, I didn't realise it was my birthday today. Who ordered the buffet?" Hahahahahaha gayer than a thread by bigmc.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Always Sore on June 08, 2007, 11:49:27 AM
Hahahahaha OK 'Always Sore' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who walks into the scene of the new gay porn movie 'The Houston 5000 gang bang' and says, "Holy shit, I didn't realise it was my birthday today. Who ordered the buffet?" Hahahahahaha gayer than a thread by bigmc.
;D Retread... ;D
Only half as gay as you my friend who while in the drive thru of MCD's you ask for a Quarter Pond Me..then giggle like a clueless teen girl as the burger dj corrects you and you say proudly just give me your meat stud thats what I really want... ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on June 18, 2007, 09:42:27 AM
LMFAO @ this one - classic Sarcasm 8)

hahahahaha, "joeytito" what a fuccking gay ass name, hahahahaha, this little jizz pilot sounds like the type of "man" who goes to a baseball game and goes into the restroom and even though there are 20 urinals that aren't being used he walks up to the one that is being used and stands next to the guy and says, "nice penis!!" and the guy says, "what did you say little fag?" and "joey" says, "oh......i was just saying that i heard on the news that VENUS would be visible through a telescope tonight, wanna come over and have some fun, big boy?" hahahahahaha, gayer than instant pudding.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on June 19, 2007, 07:35:46 PM
hahahahha, oh shit i just read this thread from the beginning and my stomach hurts from laughing. ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Joey Tito on June 19, 2007, 10:53:28 PM
hahahahha, oh shit i just read this thread from the beginning and my stomach hurts from laughing. ;D

You read it "from beginning to end"????  Don't you have a full time job?  Or are you a fulltime internet troll/loser? ::)
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on June 20, 2007, 12:16:41 AM
You read it "from beginning to end"????  Don't you have a full time job?  Or are you a fulltime internet troll/loser? ::)

Bingo.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: The Squadfather on June 20, 2007, 07:42:32 AM
You read it "from beginning to end"????  Don't you have a full time job?  Or are you a fulltime internet troll/loser? ::)
translation=you were the brunt of most of the ownings and you're bitter.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 20, 2007, 07:57:30 AM
You read it "from beginning to end"????  Don't you have a full time job?  Or are you a fulltime internet troll/loser? ::)

Haha this coming from a guy who spends his saturday nights posting on getbig.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: DK II on June 20, 2007, 09:51:47 AM
Haha this coming from a guy who spends his monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday nights posting on getbig.  ;D

fixed.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Joey Tito on June 20, 2007, 11:08:39 AM
translation=you were the brunt of most of the ownings and you're bitter.

Do you really think an "owning" on the internet counts for anything in the real world?  Dave you really do need to get a life.  Everyone on here sees it but you.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 20, 2007, 11:29:03 AM
Haha this coming from a guy who spends his saturday nights posting on getbig.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: ripitupbaby on June 22, 2007, 04:43:00 AM
Maybe not the BEST quote/insult ever, or the most well-executed....but certainly one of the funniest!!!

 :D



Tranny?  ::) You need to try harder than that fatso, if I was you I would stick to telling you fantasy stories about gym owning, niga plz, you have more roll than a Chinese phone book I’m, way out of you league.

Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: davidpaul on June 22, 2007, 04:44:48 AM
Maybe not the BEST quote/insult ever, or the most well-executed....but certainly one of the funniest!!!

 :D




;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: gtbro1 on June 26, 2007, 05:18:41 AM
fixed.  ;D


Good Work Donkey Kong!! hahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Man of Steel on August 29, 2007, 11:20:49 AM
AHHAAHAHAHA!!!   I just read this whole thread again.......beautiful!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: marcus on September 03, 2007, 05:23:01 PM
hahahahaha, "joeytito" what a fuccking gay ass name, hahahahaha, this little jizz pilot sounds like the type of "man" who goes to a baseball game and goes into the restroom and even though there are 20 urinals that aren't being used he walks up to the one that is being used and stands next to the guy and says, "nice penis!!" and the guy says, "what did you say little fag?" and "joey" says, "oh......i was just saying that i heard on the news that VENUS would be visible through a telescope tonight, wanna come over and have some fun, big boy?" hahahahahaha, gayer than instant pudding.

HOLY SHIT LMAO.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 17, 2008, 02:31:44 PM
Lol....fat people are a joke. They train half assed and go home and eat donuts.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: w8m8 on January 26, 2008, 06:13:21 AM
Dear Tom,

For the record -Not only are you gayer than a pink $3 bill your cock is more of an inny than an outty just thought you should know


Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 05, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
You should have ripped off your shirt kicked the guy in the face and military pressed him to failure.

I lost it with this one.. very original.
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 10, 2008, 02:46:09 PM
I wonder if we posted that on a Muslim message board, how long it would take for them to issue a Fatah and have their soldiers of Allah threatening Ron to turn over your IP address or face beheading?
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Havenbull on March 10, 2008, 06:06:37 PM


hahahaha "brixtonbulldyke" is back
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 10, 2008, 09:17:53 PM
hahahaha "brixtonbulldyke" is back

hahahaha "havenoballs" is still entering jizz chugging contests!!!
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Havenbull on March 11, 2008, 05:37:22 PM
hahahaha "havenoballs" is still entering jizz chugging contests!!!

Your mother is defending world champion
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: drkaje on March 11, 2008, 05:57:19 PM
"You couldn't roll 465"
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 11, 2008, 08:17:05 PM
Your mother is defending world champion

Your parents were her coaches..
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 01, 2008, 10:12:11 AM
or go out and snag some 60 year old dick like this guy did. ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=208261.0;attach=243092;image)


hahahha it wouldnt have been nearly as funny without the creepy old man lurking in the background and half cut off by the pic but this one is fucking priceless
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: kiwiol on April 01, 2008, 10:59:25 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=208261.0;attach=243092;image)


hahahha it wouldnt have been nearly as funny without the creepy old man lurking in the background and half cut off by the pic but this one is fucking priceless

That pic is photoshopped. Here's the actual one :-X
Title: Re: Best Quotes and insults.
Post by: Dorian01 on May 20, 2008, 12:43:43 AM
Sgt.D to Goodrum: "I'm black but I would join the KKK just to hang you."