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Title: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 04:57:23 PM
 Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

 Jenny THE BEAST Cowan waiting to meet you and 'hang out'.

 Your path entirely CLEARED with the only thing for you to do which was to simply...show-up!

 And he blew it. His excuse? "Didn't feel like driving".  Is BAST-elli a tru gangsta to blow off BEAST or did BAST-etti's tail go between his legs? Did he punk-out?

 Speak on this, BAST-ano.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 04:58:24 PM
Bast is a pimp, he gets way better chicks than her all the time.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 04:59:48 PM
Basically, I didn't think I could "hang out" with her outside of the Arnold Classic. She was there working.

So I thought I would be wasting my time.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:00:27 PM
Bast is a pimp, he gets way better chicks than her all the time.

hahah looks like some guy in a pink shirt and long hair got to her first.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 05:01:29 PM
hahah looks like some guy in a pink shirt and long hair got to her first.
hahahahahaha, epic 5 inch penoris.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:01:47 PM
The Beast is looking hot there. Bast should've went for it!!!!!!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
Basically, I didn't think I could "hang out" with her outside of the Arnold Classic. She was there working.

So I thought I would be wasting my time.
Lord Squadfather had the right answer, kid...

 Notice my "hang out" was in parenthensees(sp?)

  You'll never get that shot again, BAST-ano.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:02:10 PM
Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

Naw, 2.5 hours.  I was in Kent, plus to get back to my apartment in Cleveland, it would have been 3.5 hour drive.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: davidpaul on March 08, 2007, 05:02:17 PM
Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

 Jenny THE BEAST Cowan waiting to meet you and 'hang out'.

 Your path entirely CLEARED with the only thing for you to do which was to simply...show-up!

 And he blew it. His excuse? "Didn't feel like driving".  Is BAST-elli a tru gangsta to blow off BEAST or did BAST-etti's tail go between his legs? Did he punk-out?

 Speak on this, BAST-ano.

hahahahahahahaha, what a pussy.

Bast women love the shy type "bro". ;D
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The True Adonis on March 08, 2007, 05:04:05 PM
All Drugs. hahahah


I wonder if she is still squatting 325 for reps.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2007, 05:04:10 PM
hey dats kiwi's wife  >:(
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:05:40 PM
Looks like she's Kiwiol's for the taking now!!!!!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:06:04 PM
 3 times...

 'Hey Block...have you heard from BAST?'

 'Block...anything from BAST yet?'

 'Block...did you give him your number? He hasn't called...is he comming?'



 BAST-ino had my cell #. Everything was in order. It was all in place. I even asked BEAST what she did Saturday night after the expo. Her answer?

 "..oh, nothing...just took a long shower, made some food and watched TV in my hotel room...I was tired from the expo all day so I just relaxed...was kind of bored..."

 Explain that one, BAST-one!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: alexxx on March 08, 2007, 05:06:53 PM
Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

 Jenny THE BEAST Cowan waiting to meet you and 'hang out'.

 Your path entirely CLEARED with the only thing for you to do which was to simply...show-up!

 And he blew it. His excuse? "Didn't feel like driving".  Is BAST-elli a tru gangsta to blow off BEAST or did BAST-etti's tail go between his legs? Did he punk-out?

 Speak on this, BAST-ano.

He would rather post pictures of his penis online for all the men to see.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:07:22 PM
All Drugs. hahahah


I wonder if she is still squatting 325 for reps.
Not sure but she does have on film her leg pressing 10 plates a side for 10 reps!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:07:41 PM
3 times...

 'Hey Block...have you heard from BAST?'

 'Block...anything from BAST yet?'

 'Block...did you give him your number? He hasn't called...is he comming?'



 BAST-ino had my cell #. Everything was in order. It was all in place. I even asked BEAST what she did Saturday night after the expo. Her answer?

 "..oh, nothing...just took a long shower, made some food and watched TV in my hotel room...I was tired from the expo all day so I just relaxed...was kind of bored..."

 Explain that one, BAST-one!

hahaha, if there's a chance that's true, then Bast blew it big time.  :o
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:08:56 PM
I was gonna go and meet her if i was gonna go there and have other shit to do.  Like smoke crack with McFarland, but he told me he wasn't going. 

So if I would have went. I would have met the Beast, but wouldn't have been able to take her out because she was working. 


Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2007, 05:09:16 PM
IT DONT MATTER SHE IS KIWI'S WIFE >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 05:09:23 PM
what do you expect Bast to do, go to the expo and hang around and follow her around like a drooling puppy? man, if some of you guys are doing that i can't imagine how sad you are.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: alexxx on March 08, 2007, 05:09:51 PM
I was gonna go and meet her if i was gonna go there and have other shit to do.  Like smoke crack with McFarland, but he told me he wasn't going. 

So if I would have went. I would have met the Beast, but wouldn't have been able to take her out because she was working. 




virgin!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: alexxx on March 08, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
what do you expect Bast to do, go to the expo and hang around and follow her around like a drooling puppy? man, if some of you guys are doing that i can't imagine how sad you are.

He could have hung around special ed and taken some tips on how to communiate with people. Heck I am sure special ed could have gotten him any man he wanted hahhaahhahaha
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:11:51 PM
Bast is playing it smooth. Building her hopes up and then letting her down will make it more enjoyable the first time!!!! Showing her he's a man and he's not totally schmoed up with her.

- Bastucci ( Pimp of Pimps!!!)
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:13:34 PM
hahaha, if there's a chance that's true, then Bast blew it big time.  :o
100% completely TRUE!

 I even PM'd him the other day explaining how he fcked up...his response?

 "...didnt feel like driving".

 Poor kid.


 
 If I may tackle that answer for you, Lord Squadfather...if I were in BAST-ado's shoes. I would have went there...went to the Pride booth where she was working, hugged her and whispered in her LEFT ear, not her right ear...her LEFT ear, I'd put my hand at the small of her back and move her closer to me and whisper something along the lines of...

 "...hey Jenny...I'm picking you up after this expo thing shuts down...I dont care what you're doing cancel it...I'm picking you up at 9..."

 Then walked away without giving her a second to tell you NO.

 I would have hit her with a TEXT at 8pm(1 hour after expo ended) with the name of hotel ONLY and maybe room number...map-quested it and fkn GOT IT DONE!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:14:43 PM
Bast is playing it smooth. Building her hopes up and then letting her down will make it more enjoyable the first time!!!! Showing her he's a man and he's not totally schmoed up with her.

- Bastucci ( Pimp of Pimps!!!)

haha.  The thing is I do want to meet her, I just didn't want to go to the Arnold.  I went last year and felt dirty from all the gayness and superficiality going on there.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:15:27 PM
Bast is playing it smooth. Building her hopes up and then letting her down will make it more enjoyable the first time!!!! Showing her he's a man and he's not totally schmoed up with her.

- Bastucci ( Pimp of Pimps!!!)
If this is true than BAST-ino should be nominated for the 'Y Board' hall of fame!


 
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:15:55 PM
100% completely TRUE!

 I even PM'd him the other day explaining how he fcked up...his response?

 "...didnt feel like driving".

 Poor kid.


 
 If I may tackle that answer for you, Lord Squadfather...if I were in BAST-ado's shoes. I would have went there...went to the Pride booth where she was working, hugged her and whispered in her LEFT ear, not her right ear...her LEFT ear, I'd put my hand at the small of her back and move her closer to me and whisper something along the lines of...

 "...hey Jenny...I'm picking you up after this expo thing shuts down...I dont care what you're doing cancel it...I'm picking you up at 9..."

 Then walked away without giving her a second to tell you NO.

 I would have hit her with a TEXT at 8pm(1 hour after expo ended) with the name of hotel ONLY and maybe room number...map-quested it and fkn GOT IT DONE!

So I gotta pay for a hotel room too now?    Damn man.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:16:26 PM
100% completely TRUE!

 I even PM'd him the other day explaining how he fcked up...his response?

 "...didnt feel like driving".

 Poor kid.


 
 If I may tackle that answer for you, Lord Squadfather...if I were in BAST-ado's shoes. I would have went there...went to the Pride booth where she was working, hugged her and whispered in her LEFT ear, not her right ear...her LEFT ear, I'd put my hand at the small of her back and move her closer to me and whisper something along the lines of...

 "...hey Jenny...I'm picking you up after this expo thing shuts down...I dont care what you're doing cancel it...I'm picking you up at 9..."

 Then walked away without giving her a second to tell you NO.

 I would have hit her with a TEXT at 8pm(1 hour after expo ended) with the name of hotel ONLY and maybe room number...map-quested it and fkn GOT IT DONE!

hahahaha, one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site!!! Spoken like someone with game out the wazoo!!!

haha.  The thing is I do want to meet her, I just didn't want to go to the Arnold.  I went last year and felt dirty from all the gayness and superficiality going on there.


Yes, I can understand that from looking at the pics. Having to see Palumbo and the other "things" in person for an extended period of time is grounds for gouging your eyes out.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2007, 05:16:36 PM
So I gotta pay for a hotel room too now?    Damn man.
DUDE SHE HAD A HOTEL ROOM
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:19:15 PM
DUDE SHE HAD A HOTEL ROOM

Yea but you're assuming she was gonna let me come to her hotel room the first time she meets me.   
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:20:25 PM
 That's correct, RUDE...

  BAST-ini didn't have to get a hotel room. She is the one from out of town right? Where do you think she stayed at for 3 days?

 Come on, BAST-ino! Get your shit together, G...damn!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:21:00 PM
Yea but you're assuming she was gonna let me come to her hotel room the first time she meets me.   

You're Bastucci. I walk around campus and girls I don't even know come up to me and are like "Hey, you know Bast right? I'd love to let him right into my pants after seeing those Mr. Getbig pics!!"

Bast is the King of Kings!!!

If this is true than BAST-ino should be nominated for the 'Y Board' hall of fame!

Of course it is!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:21:28 PM
That's correct, RUDE...

  BAST-ini didn't have to get a hotel room. She is the one from out of town right? Where do you think she stayed at for 3 days?

 Come on, BAST-ino! Get your shit together, G...damn!

Well, you know her in person.  Has she had one night stands with guys she just met, Blockhead?
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: alexxx on March 08, 2007, 05:21:35 PM
Kiwi is a real man. He would please the Beast like no other man can.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:22:33 PM
You're Bastucci. I walk around campus and girls I don't even know come up to me and are like "Hey, you know Bast right? I'd love to let him right into my pants after seeing those Mr. Getbig pics!!"

Bast is the King of Kings!!!

Of course it is!

haha yes.  Usually the first 3 words I hear from a girl I just met are "penetrate me now".

haha oh brother.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:23:10 PM
haha yes.  Usually the first 3 words I hear from a girl I just met are "penetrate me now".

haha oh brother.

hahahaha yes!!!!!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:24:41 PM
Well, you know her in person.  Has she had one night stands with guys she just met, Blockhead?

Speak on this.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Livewire on March 08, 2007, 05:24:59 PM
haha yes.  Usually the first 3 words I hear from a girl I just met are "penetrate me now".

I didn't know 7 year olds knew that word.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:25:23 PM
Speak on this.

Interesting how the Block has gone quiet on this.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: TheAnimal on March 08, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
I didn't know 7 year olds knew that word.
I didn't know 12 yr olds promote scam websites... and create new accounts since "Anal Iceman Lubeth"(hahahhahaha) failed miserably.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:29:09 PM
Speak on this.
:-X  

 I don't know her THAT well. Based on what I know? My answer would probably be NO.

 I more know her from a 'shop talk' 'training/mutual friends' way.

 I do know for sure that she does have it for Father kiwiol(peace be upon his name) and it bugs her he is on the other side of the globe but little BAST-ino would have 'worked' that weekend on his home-turf.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: TheAnimal on March 08, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Im suprised she doesn't get lots of oppurtunities outside of the internet in terms of procreation oppurtunities I mean she looks great.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
:-X   

 I don't know her THAT well. Based on what I know? My answer would probably be NO.

 I more know her from a 'shop talk' 'training/mutual friends' way.

 I do know for sure that she does have it for Father kiwiol(peace be upon his name) and it bugs her he is on the other side of the globe but little BAST-ino would have 'worked' that weekend on his home-turf.

It would have been nice just to talk and meet her but only if I had a chance to get closer in the future. but she lives far away.  So what would the purpose be?
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:33:28 PM
Im suprised she doesn't get lots of oppurtunities outside of the internet in terms of procreation oppurtunities I mean she looks great.

She's probably got a thing for guy's with physiques rivaling those of Gods...aka Bastucci and Kiwiol!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:34:18 PM
 If I have to answer that question for you, young BAST-etti then I cannot nominate you for the 'Y-Board' Playas Club BIG Pimpin 2007!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:35:09 PM
Bast is in the perfect position. Hit it and quit it back to his home 4 hours away. Could've been home by 6 a.m.!!!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:36:41 PM
Bast is in the perfect position. Hit it and quit it back to his home 4 hours away. Could've been home by 6 a.m.!!!
Now THAT...is some 'Y Board' APPROVED shit right thurr!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:37:24 PM
If I have to answer that question for you, young BAST-etti then I cannot nominate you for the 'Y-Board' Playas Club BIG Pimpin 2007!

haha yes.  I'm betting that The Beast has only done that with her boyfriends.   Where is she at, she rarely posts anymore.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The True Adonis on March 08, 2007, 05:37:30 PM
Perhaps Bast had better things to do.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:42:02 PM
Perhaps Bast had better things to do.

After going to arnold last year, I felt creeped out by how gay the atmosphere was, and how superficial everyone was.  So I didn't want to go there again.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:43:17 PM

 Why do I hear the theme music for 'The Blue Oyster Bar' with the last two posts?
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Fury on March 08, 2007, 05:43:46 PM
Why do I hear the theme music for 'The Blue Oyster Bar' with the last two posts?

hahahaha, I was thinking the same thing. Can't say I'd pass up the chance to taste something like the Beast!!!!  :o  :o

Kiwiol needs to get over here and seal the deal. Those New Zealanders got more game than they know what to do with from what I hear...except for NZMuscleMonster, he's most likely a virgin.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:49:23 PM
the title of this thread is racist.  boats and Italians, haha yes.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Blockhead on March 08, 2007, 05:52:41 PM
the title of this thread is racist.  boats and Italians, haha yes.
Caught that, finally?   ;D
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Marty Champions on March 08, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
THAT FUCKIN GIRL IS HOT bast told me himself he would marry that girl. THE BEAST SHOULD GIVE BASTERD ANOTHER CHANCE@!!!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Marty Champions on March 08, 2007, 06:07:48 PM
LISTEN BAST and the beast can live in one of my apartments in NC for 750 per month with utilities and internet
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: saucetradomous on March 08, 2007, 06:42:34 PM
LISTEN BAST and the beast can live in one of my apartments in NC for 750 per month with utilities and internet

Keep her close so you can provide your services eh? Maybe she's into that double team action?  ;)
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Bast000 on March 11, 2007, 12:51:09 PM
THAT FUCKIN GIRL IS HOT bast told me himself he would marry that girl. THE BEAST SHOULD GIVE BASTERD ANOTHER CHANCE@!!!

YES!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 11, 2007, 12:56:40 PM
THAT FUCKIN GIRL IS HOT bast told me himself he would marry that girl. THE BEAST SHOULD GIVE BASTERD ANOTHER CHANCE@!!!
absolutely, she should beg for a chance to be with the great Bast, he is a legend.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: natural al on March 11, 2007, 01:24:02 PM
I don't feel like reading this whole thread, was bast in columbus last weekend or is this a joke?
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: Marty Champions on March 11, 2007, 01:29:14 PM
absolutely, she should beg for a chance to be with the great Bast, he is a legend.


YES BASTERD IS A FUCKING LEGEND. He has also made progress in muscle gayning!
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The BEAST on March 12, 2007, 09:11:24 AM
Bast is in the perfect position. Hit it and quit it back to his home 4 hours away. Could've been home by 6 a.m.!!!

Bad assumption...you really think he would "quit it" hahaha
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: The BEAST on March 12, 2007, 09:14:57 AM
Bast I did miss you last week...was hoping to actually get to meet you and go on our pre-arranged date.  Remember...fried macaroni and cheese.

Oh well, maybe next year.
Title: Re: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT!
Post by: kiwiol on March 12, 2007, 09:37:28 AM
Bast I did miss you last week...was hoping to actually get to meet you and go on our pre-arranged date.  Remember...fried macaroni and cheese.

Oh well, maybe next year.

I MIGHT fly down next year to see you and the gang. Probably not, but nothing wrong with wishful thinking, right?