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Title: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 27, 2007, 04:12:48 PM
..."Don't just look at it, eat it."

Discuss.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: marcus on May 27, 2007, 04:51:38 PM
Now who are you referring to? Squadfather and his love of food or Kai Green/DA for their love of cock? Or someone else?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 27, 2007, 04:58:32 PM
Now who are you referring to? Squadfather and his love of food or Kai Green/DA for their love of cock? Or someone else?

i'm referring to the getbig populus.

I would've told her to eat it too.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 27, 2007, 05:03:10 PM
i've heard of jason bateman, but not that guy.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 27, 2007, 05:04:05 PM
ahh looked it up, american psycho,  haven't seen
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 27, 2007, 05:06:11 PM
ahh looked it up, american psycho,  haven't seen

why are you here when you should be sprinting to blockbuster to go rent it?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 27, 2007, 05:07:47 PM
why are you here when you should be sprinting to blockbuster to go rent it?

i need to buy a dvd player first, but i'm cheap.

(http://images.quizilla.com/S/sparklysmee/1042666989_ntsbateman.gif)

sounds like 'goat-boy'
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Disgusted on May 27, 2007, 05:21:36 PM
Hahaha that was an awesome movie.  ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: onlyme on May 27, 2007, 05:23:00 PM
..."Don't just look at it, eat it."

Discuss.

A man of great intelligence. ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2007, 05:23:58 PM
(http://images.quizilla.com/S/sparklysmee/1042666989_ntsbateman.gif)

sounds like 'goat-boy'


 And what's wrong with randomly killing people?  >:(
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 27, 2007, 05:26:16 PM
he looks like jeff willet, discuss.

(http://www.jeffwillet.com/gallery/files/page7-1005-full.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 27, 2007, 05:35:31 PM
jeff willett wishes he had the conditioning Patrick did.

Patrick worked up to 100 situps a day.

He also exfoliated (sp?).

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho4.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Disgusted on May 27, 2007, 06:12:11 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 27, 2007, 06:37:30 PM
jeff willett wishes he had the conditioning Patrick did.

Patrick worked up to 100 situps a day.

He also exfoliated (sp?).

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho4.jpg)

I know he was an avid fan of Huey Lewis and the News album "Sports"

It's good chopping music.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: boonstack on May 27, 2007, 07:31:35 PM
"not if you'd like to keep your spleen" - best line in movie ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: The.Giant on May 27, 2007, 09:00:34 PM
jeff willett wishes he had the conditioning Patrick did.

Patrick worked up to 100 situps a day.

He also exfoliated (sp?).

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho4.jpg)

Last i heard he "can do a thousand now".
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 27, 2007, 09:49:51 PM
I know he was an avid fan of Huey Lewis and the News album "Sports"

It's good chopping music.

He also like GENESIS a lot. "Sussudio" is his favorite. 
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Earl1972 on May 27, 2007, 09:53:41 PM
this movie got 2 stars

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 27, 2007, 09:55:41 PM
He also like GENESIS a lot. "Sussudio" is his favorite. 

Good call, Cris.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 27, 2007, 10:00:49 PM
Good call, Cris.


And what do you do Patrick?

I'm mostly into murders and executions.

Ah, mergers and acquisitions how interesting.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 27, 2007, 10:05:19 PM
And what do you do Patrick?

I'm mostly into murders and executions.

Ah, mergers and acquisitions how interesting.

I have to return some video tapes.

 ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 27, 2007, 10:36:07 PM
And what do you do Patrick?

I'm mostly into murders and executions.

Ah, mergers and acquisitions how interesting.

That line was fucking brilliant!!

Too bad he didn't fuck Chloe Sevigny ( his secretary in the movie). She's fucking hot....there's something about that girl....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 27, 2007, 10:40:08 PM
Some of the best assets of that movie were Patrick's explanations about the music he most liked, before the killings began. Always the musics that were playing before the murders were prefaced with a sound information about the artist, the album and the whole musical scene atmosphere from when the record came up. Best than any music critic could elaborate.

Christian Bale rocks.

Oh, and have any of you ever been to Dorsia????!!! Power Rod, how 'bout you?! ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Nuge on May 27, 2007, 10:45:32 PM
I want you to clean your vagina.

I like how Patrick Bateman is a member here.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 12:15:50 AM
Some of the best assets of that movie were Patrick's explanations about the music he most liked, before the killings began. Always the musics that were playing before the murders were prefaced with a sound information about the artist, the album and the whole musical scene atmosphere from when the record came up. Best than any music critic could elaborate.

Christian Bale rocks.

Oh, and have any of you ever been to Dorsia????!!! Power Rod, how 'bout you?! ;D

ha, i wish.

re: the secretary.  "Wear something nice, not what you have on right now".  or something like that.  classic.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 28, 2007, 12:17:25 AM
Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 12:21:17 AM
Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark

lol, that pissed off face when he saw the business card was some of all time best acting caught on camera.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 12:24:58 AM
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: hangclean on May 28, 2007, 12:46:10 AM
If you havent read the book, you need to.  One of the most horrifying books I've ever read.  The movie didnt even come close to the level of gore in that book.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 28, 2007, 12:50:35 AM
If you havent read the book, you need to.  One of the most horrifying books I've ever read.  The movie didnt even come close to the level of gore in that book.
this movie sucked major ass.no other psycho remake ever came close to the original psycho..
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Faust on May 28, 2007, 02:17:08 AM
A man of great wisdom indeed:

-We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

-I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: freespirit on May 28, 2007, 02:28:06 AM
Guess I have to read the book.  ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 06:31:41 AM
this movie sucked major ass.no other psycho remake ever came close to the original psycho..

first of all you're a fucking idiot.

second, this isn't a psycho remake.  just because it has the word psycho in the title, doesn't mean it has anything to do with the original.

if you've ever seen either movie, you'd see they're two completely different movies.  you're talking out of your aids infested ass, as usual.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Livewire on May 28, 2007, 06:38:10 AM
shadow, he is right.


the two have nothing to do with each other.

youre commenting on a movie you didn't see, just to fit in.  Pity.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 28, 2007, 06:44:18 AM
shadow, he is right.


the two have nothing to do with each other.

youre commenting on a movie you didn't see, just to fit in.  Pity.
dude i don't need to fit in on a message board ::)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Livewire on May 28, 2007, 06:49:41 AM
dude i don't fit in on a message board ::)

You don't fit into pu$$y either, dude.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 28, 2007, 06:50:50 AM
this movie sucked major ass.no other psycho remake ever came close to the original psycho..



Your a retarded douche from the third world and a fake ass movie/music buff...


Hope this helps
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 06:55:08 AM
ha ha, this little queef probably thinks American Beauty is a remake of American Pie.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 28, 2007, 07:00:21 AM
oh god I think the ownings are about to begin...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MAXX on May 28, 2007, 08:19:37 AM
ahh classic movie. everyone should see it
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on May 28, 2007, 08:27:40 AM
The book was far more violent. In the book he sends starving rodents up a live prostitutes vagina. Still, the movie was pretty good.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 28, 2007, 08:28:00 AM
That line was fucking brilliant!!

Too bad he didn't fuck Chloe Sevigny ( his secretary in the movie). She's fucking hot....there's something about that girl....
if u like chloe sevigny check out teh movie "the brown bunny" from vincent gallo----she gives head on camera till climax

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/Chloe-Sevigny-The-Brown-Bunny-UNCENSORED.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/11322&h=800&w=1440&sz=61&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=tpDQNi6KsT76EM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bbrown%2Bbunny%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff



she got kicked out of the screen actors guild for it :'(

shes also in many of Harmony Korine's movies----------------and we all know harmony korine is a fucking genius
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 28, 2007, 08:28:21 AM
dude i don't need to fit in on a message board ::)

Dude, you're a fucking indian, shut the fuck up and go wear some ghandi sandals...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 08:43:50 AM
if u like chloe sevigny check out teh movie "the brown bunny" from vincent gallo----she gives head on camera till climax

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/Chloe-Sevigny-The-Brown-Bunny-UNCENSORED.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/11322&h=800&w=1440&sz=61&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=tpDQNi6KsT76EM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bbrown%2Bbunny%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff



she got kicked out of the screen actors guild for it :'(

shes also in many of Harmony Korine's movies----------------and we all know harmony korine is a fucking genius


Yeah, man, brown bunny's great. She has also worked with Larry Clark. I believe "KIDS" was her first major impact on the film industry, correct me if I'm wrong. I guess right after that she worked on LAST DAYS OF DISCO, right at the time STUDIO 54 came up.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 08:52:54 AM
ha, i wish.

re: the secretary.  "Wear something nice, not what you have on right now".  or something like that.  classic.

Haha, man, after I read the subsequent posts from this one, I bursted out laughing so hard. You guys are maniacs. Knowing by heart the lines of the movie is not for everyone....LOL!!!

Hey, Power Rod, what about Bateman's encounter with that homeless bum and his dog in the alley? Gosh, I felt so bad for the little dog.....

Bateman's face in that bar, where he is sitting with Josh Lucas and the other guys, talking bad behind their acquaintances' back is priceless...how'bout that time, at the end of the movie, when his homo blond friend came outta closet to him inside the bathroom??? Patrick's face is priceless....


Another high point of the movie is Bateman's dialogues with the Willem DeFoe character - a P.I. hired to find Paul Allen's whereabouts. The guy, in one of their meetings, had bought a HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS Cd on the way to Bateman's office and asked if he liked their music. To what Bateman replies : "No, they are too black for my taste." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 28, 2007, 08:56:09 AM
Dude, you're a fucking indian, shut the fuck up and go wear some ghandi sandals...
yes i am a fucking indian..yes i know that :D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Man of Steel on May 28, 2007, 09:10:28 AM
Wasn't it "don't just stare at it, eat it" ?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MAXX on May 28, 2007, 09:12:02 AM
Wasn't it "don't just stare at it, eat it" ?
you are correct!

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 09:21:09 AM
Wasn't it "don't just stare at it, eat it" ?

you sir are correct.   :-[
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 09:23:35 AM
Haha, man, after I read the subsequent posts from this one, I bursted out laughing so hard. You guys are maniacs. Knowing by heart the lines of the movie is not for everyone....LOL!!!

Hey, Power Rod, what about Bateman's encounter with that homeless bum and his dog in the alley? Gosh, I felt so bad for the little dog.....

Bateman's face in that bar, where he is sitting with Josh Lucas and the other guys, talking bad behind their acquaintances' back is priceless...how'bout that time, at the end of the movie, when his #### blond friend came outta closet to him inside the bathroom??? Patrick's face is priceless....


Another high point of the movie is Bateman's dialogues with the Willem DeFoe character - a P.I. hired to find Paul Allen's whereabouts. The guy, in one of their meetings, had bought a HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS Cd on the way to Bateman's office and asked if he liked their music. To what Bateman replies : "No, they are too black for my taste." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoever invented that character is a genius.  and obviously some hippie who got burned by the stock market in the 80's , lol.

a fine fine movie.

i had to look this one up:

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old homo with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on May 28, 2007, 09:29:27 AM
The author said he modeled the character after his dad. He's not a hippy but he is a homosexual. Probably bitter toward the straight white male world haha. Excellent book and good movie nonetheless. The Bateman character also makes a cameo appearance in his other book "Glamorama."
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 09:40:51 AM
whoever invented that character is a genius.  and obviously some hippie who got burned by the stock market in the 80's , lol.

a fine fine movie.

i had to look this one up:

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old #### with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Holy fuckkkkkkkkkk!!!

Because of you, Power Rod, I just finished buying the damn DVD form the internet.


I guess if any other actor would play Bateman's character other than Bale it would not the awesome hit it is. Discuss.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 09:47:05 AM
yes i will buy it soon.  Sounds like this movie degrades women and promotes violence.  my kind of movie.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 28, 2007, 10:14:00 AM
I can't believe that Bryce prefers van Pattens card to mine.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MAXX on May 28, 2007, 10:17:51 AM
Holy fuckkkkkkkkkk!!!

Because of you, Power Rod, I just finished buying the damn DVD form the internet.


I guess if any other actor would play Bateman's character other than Bale it would not the awesome hit it is. Discuss.
why do you buy dvd's??

download it moron
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 10:18:51 AM
why do you buy dvd's??

download it moron

downloaded videos have shitty picture quality.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MAXX on May 28, 2007, 10:22:04 AM
downloaded videos have shitty picture quality.
Not at all. There are good quality ones to. Only the new ones straight from the movie has shitty quality..
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 10:22:46 AM
Not at all. There are good quality ones to. Only the new ones straight from the movie has shitty quality..

where do you download from?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MAXX on May 28, 2007, 10:24:32 AM
where do you download from?
torrents or dc why?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Faust on May 28, 2007, 10:45:24 AM
The movie is great, but you have to "get" it. Not for the regular audience though.
Bale was just made for this role. He's a good actor, but i don't see anybody play this role better than him.

Those conversations with the detective were pretty surreal.

"[excusing himself from Detective Kimball]  Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes."

(http://data1.blog.de/media/104/400104_d96532b483_s.jpg)

(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/dvds/images/american-psycho.JPG)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on May 28, 2007, 10:53:14 AM
Don't be cheap just buy it.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Earl1972 on May 28, 2007, 11:04:47 AM
this movie sucked major ass.no other psycho remake ever came close to the original psycho..

they have nothing to do with each other, moron ::)

E
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: bailey on May 28, 2007, 11:06:15 AM
The part in the restaurant where he says to reese witherspoon  ( well you're just not that important to me. ) was great.
Also  when there in the night club and doing coke in the bathroom stall and his friend gets pissed because someone keeps knocking on the door. He screams at the dude and Bateman says " Calm down " and his friend says back  (" sorry dude,, Steroids . ) f-n funny.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Disgusted on May 28, 2007, 11:29:21 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 11:44:30 AM
downloaded videos have shitty picture quality.

BINGO!!

That, and the fact that I'm a big movie fan and like to collect the classic titles.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 11:56:09 AM
How about that Xmas party at the firm where almost all the characters were wearing stupid props or masks. I guess Bateman was wearing horns. Her girlfriend - Witherspoon - was holding a small pig. It was at that party, i believe, that Paul Allen - Jared Leto - aproached Bateman without knowing that he was the real Bateman (he confused him with someone else) and told : "Oh, she is dating that idiot Patrick Bateman" or something like that. Allen was referring to the Witherspoon character.

Power Rod, correct me if i'm wrong. If you could please reproduce that dialogue....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 28, 2007, 12:21:53 PM
The only thing in this movie that bothered me was the poor dog getting stomped.   >:(

Everything else was great.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 28, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
How about that Xmas party at the firm where almost all the characters were wearing stupid props or masks. I guess Bateman was wearing horns. Her girlfriend - Witherspoon - was holding a small pig. It was at that party, i believe, that Paul Allen - Jared Leto - aproached Bateman without knowing that he was the real Bateman (he confused him with someone else) and told : "Oh, she is dating that idiot Patrick Bateman" or something like that. Allen was referring to the Witherspoon character.

Power Rod, correct me if i'm wrong. If you could please reproduce that dialogue....

No that was in the restaurant, not at the party.

Paul Allen says sometething like "yeah she's dating that loser Patrick Bateman".
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 28, 2007, 12:26:41 PM
"You always tip the stylist 15%. Listen, I gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in. HAHAHAHA"
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 12:56:37 PM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 01:10:17 PM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Hahahahahahhahahahah, you're mentally ill. P.R. !!!!

Hell, does anyone know for sure if any of these guys have ever been to fucking DORSIA????!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 01:12:52 PM
just to let you know, your local wal mart sells this dvd for around 7 bucks, if you got nothing to do go pick it up and watch it, it's hilarious.  not sure if it's the special edition or not, but who cares.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 28, 2007, 01:59:51 PM
Hell, does anyone know for sure if any of these guys have ever been to fucking DORSIA????!!

"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you f*cking stupid bastard! You fucking bastard!"
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you f*cking stupid bastard! You fucking bastard!"

Hahahahahahahahahahah, Bateman said this to Allen's dismantled faced corpse!!!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CARTEL on May 28, 2007, 03:01:34 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahah, Bateman said this to Allen's dismantled faced corpse!!!!

Bingo
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 07:24:02 PM
I watched it today.

I don't understand if the Paul Alan incident was a dream, or what?

It was funny when he flexes his biceps while banging the hooker.  He has a good physique, Christian Bale.

His excuse of "I need to return some video tapes" was funny every time he used it.    Also liked the line "Just Say NO", he told his secretary to tell coworkers to decline meetings.

I also liked the line, "You can always improve" when his secretary questions why he diets, but then he states that he doesn't do a good job of controlling his will power, I guess he is referring to his need to kill, not his diet.

I was unsatisfied that he doesn't kill the gay from work, Louis, and again I don't  understand what happened with Paul.  Confusing end.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 28, 2007, 07:37:57 PM
i think it's one of those "draw your own conclusion on what happened" endings.

either way, i don't think it even matters.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 28, 2007, 07:40:39 PM
I think the majority of the killings were actually in his mind...Hence his secretary finding his day planner with descriptions of the killings in it at the end of the movie(Also, all of the guys around him worked for Pearson & Pearson and they were all Vice President on their business cards) also his conversations with the detective were a good indication of this too....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 07:44:19 PM
I think the majority of the killings were actually in his mind...Hence his secretary finding his day planner with descriptions of the killings in it at the end of the movie(Also, all of the guys around him worked for Pearson & Pearson and they were all Vice President on their business cards) also his conversations with the detective were a good indication of this too....

Yea the question is, were ALL of them in his mind/dreams?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 28, 2007, 08:01:32 PM
Yea the question is, were ALL of them in his mind/dreams?

I think so....To be honest the only real person was his assistant and that is the reason he couldn't bring himself to really kill her....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Earl1972 on May 28, 2007, 08:43:09 PM
just to let you know, your local wal mart sells this dvd for around 7 bucks, if you got nothing to do go pick it up and watch it, it's hilarious.  not sure if it's the special edition or not, but who cares.

i heard wal mart edits dvd's

E
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 28, 2007, 08:44:34 PM
i heard wal mart edits dvd's

E

They in fact do...Just as they don't allow unedited cd's with graphic lyrics to be sold in their stores...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 08:50:02 PM
They in fact do...Just as they don't allow unedited cd's with graphic lyrics to be sold in their stores...

i bought Borat from there and they didn't edit out the two naked guys wrestling unfortunately.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on May 28, 2007, 09:00:31 PM
The author wrote a book later called Glamorama in which Bateman makes a cameo appearance. The other characters notice some odd stains on his expensive coat, so perhaps it wasn't all in his mind.  ;D

I've looked for this movie everytime I step into a Walmart/K-Mart/Best Buy/Fry's Electronics and they NEVER have it. I'm surprised you found it. I'll just have to order it on Amazon I guess.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 09:14:06 PM
did this movie do well at the box office?

the character is great but there really wasn't much suspense or plot in the movie.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on May 28, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
I dunno. I think it was moderately succesful.

 Did he send the starving rats up the woman's vagina in the movie? I missed the last half. Did he feed his girlfriend the chocolate covered urinal cake? Did he put the head in the microwave? I don't see how they could have included that.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Disgusted on May 28, 2007, 09:19:22 PM
i heard wal mart edits dvd's

E

FUCK Wal-Mart!!  >:(
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: suckmymuscle on May 28, 2007, 09:28:35 PM
  "I have most of the characteristics of Human Beings: skin, hair, organs and bones. But no real emotions. Except greed and disgust. And even if you are able to withstand my cold gaze and look at my eyes, there is nothing behind them. Perhaps I don't even exist."

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 28, 2007, 09:42:34 PM
I watched it today.

I don't understand if the Paul Alan incident was a dream, or what?

It was funny when he flexes his biceps while banging the hooker.  He has a good physique, Christian Bale.

His excuse of "I need to return some video tapes" was funny every time he used it.    Also liked the line "Just Say NO", he told his secretary to tell coworkers to decline meetings.

I also liked the line, "You can always improve" when his secretary questions why he diets, but then he states that he doesn't do a good job of controlling his will power, I guess he is referring to his need to kill, not his diet.

I was unsatisfied that he doesn't kill the gay from work, Louis, and again I don't  understand what happened with Paul.  Confusing end.

What about his arguing at the dry cleaning shop about his sheets all covered in blood. Hi slady friend comes in and asks "what the hell is this, blood?" and he replies "no, just some cranberrie/apple juice".
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 09:50:47 PM
haha i think he said 'cranapple' actually.  I thought "did they even have that flavor in the eighties?".

It's really a movie like no other.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2007, 10:11:58 PM
OWNED@!@!@$!

(http://images.reviewer.co.uk/screenshots/hires/region1/a/americanpsycho011.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 29, 2007, 01:21:44 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/sussudio.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: FinnPilot on May 29, 2007, 03:03:24 AM
hahahah, remember the scene in the beginning, where the guys are in bar and Bateman is ordering a drink? ;D

Bateman: "Stoli on the rocks."

Bartender girl: "These aren't good anymore. It's a cash bar. That'll be $25."

Bateman: "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death... and play around with your blood."
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 29, 2007, 03:16:53 AM
..."Don't just look at it, eat it."

Discuss.


haha was he talking about his own cock?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: FinnPilot on May 29, 2007, 03:19:33 AM

haha was he talking about his own cock?

no, the other hooker's pussy :)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: FinnPilot on May 29, 2007, 03:22:05 AM
One of my personal favorites is this quote:

Allen: "Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place ?
          Do you-- Do you have a dog ? A little chow or something ?"
Bateman: "No, Allen."
Allen: "Is that a raincoat?"
Bateman: "YES IT IS! :D"

hahahaa, and more :D

"When I get to Paul Allen's place,
I use the keys I took from his pocket...
before disposing of the body.
There is a moment of sheer panic...
when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park...
and is obviously more expensive than mine.
I calm myself and move into the bedroom"
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Ari_gold on May 29, 2007, 03:40:15 AM
my fave movie
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Faust on May 29, 2007, 04:24:21 AM
did this movie do well at the box office?

the character is great but there really wasn't much suspense or plot in the movie.
The movie is style over substance. Reminds me a bit in that way to Fear and loathing in las vegas, another movie with brilliant dialogues:

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It did ok i think, but nothing spectacular.

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 06:44:05 AM
I love the part where he is talking with the model in the loud night club and she asks:

Model: "What do you do for a living?"
Bateman says: "I am into murders and executions"
Model: "OH, I have dated a few guys that were into mergers and acquisitions"

Hahahaha I love it 8)

I am also glad to see many of us here on Getbig have good taste in movies also... ;)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Man of Steel on May 29, 2007, 06:46:54 AM
you sir are correct.   :-[

I was pretty sure cause me and my friends have used that line for a few years now......it's funny either way AAHHAH!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 08:48:05 AM
I would like to inform Power Rod that I've just received my DVD at home. I'll watch it right now in allegiance to my getbig borthers. And I would like to propose a motion to recognize AMERICAN PSYCHO the official getbig movie, a must for those that are being introduced in the fine art of owning, the cornerstone of this bulletin board!!

DISCUSS.


(This thread should be a sticky.)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 08:53:46 AM
How about that scene at the dry cleaning shop, where Bateman is almost hitting the China woman cuz she can't understand shit about the way he wanted his blood splattered sheets to be cleaned?
His lady friend comes in the shop and Bateman begs to her if she could explain to the China woman that those sheets were some expensive stuff.
His friend asked him if they could hook together sometime, and Bateman tells her that he's booked for the weekend, and that in fact she should call him. She asked him "how about lunch?" and he replied that he, as usual, was late for lunch with some friend with a pompous name at some posh place.

Definitely one of the best movies ever made. And Christian Bale is the De Niro of his time. Anyone ever watched THE MACHINIST? Another kick ass movie. Bale almost starved to death to fit in the character persona. A must see movie, too.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 10:47:06 AM
How about that scene at the dry cleaning shop, where Bateman is almost hitting the China woman cuz she can't understand shit about the way he wanted his blood splattered sheets to be cleaned?
His lady friend comes in the shop and Bateman begs to her if she could explain to the China woman that those sheets were some expensive stuff.
His friend asked him if they could hook together sometime, and Bateman tells her that he's booked for the weekend, and that in fact she should call him. She asked him "how about lunch?" and he replied that he, as usual, was late for lunch with some friend with a pompous name at some posh place.

Definitely one of the best movies ever made. And Christian Bale is the De Niro of his time. Anyone ever watched THE MACHINIST? Another kick ass movie. Bale almost starved to death to fit in the character persona. A must see movie, too.

The Machinist was a great movie and I loved the twist at the end....It really shows how great of an actor Bale is and the extent he will go to for a movie role...I believe Bale's character Bateman is a small part of many young professional men and that is the reason it is so appealing...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 11:18:26 AM
The Machinist was a great movie and I loved the twist at the end....It really shows how great of an actor Bale is and the extent he will go to for a movie role...I believe Bale's character Bateman is a small part of many young professional men and that is the reason it is so appealing...

Your post only shows how well educated you are about fine movies and teh true art of acting. Bale is the new Bob de Niro of the industry.
Bateman is a character that every male can relate in a way or another, specially if you're in your late 20s to the beginning of your 30s and has a career going on.

When preparing for THE MACHINIST, Bale went on a very hardcore food regimen, he looked terrible, cadaveric to the fullest. He almost starved to death to fit in the role for the movie, almost to the brink of being hospitalized.

Right after The Machinist, Bale turned 180 degrees to gain muscular weight to interpret BATMAN on Batman Begins. The guy is a true chameleon, much like DeNiro has been known for at the beginning of his career (see Al Capone , on UNTOUCHABLES)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 11:33:37 AM
Your post only shows how well educated you are about fine movies and teh true art of acting. Bale is the new Bob de Niro of the industry.
Bateman is a character that every male can relate in a way or another, specially if you're in your late 20s to the beginning of your 30s and has a career going on.

When preparing for THE MACHINIST, Bale went on a very hardcore food regimen, he looked terrible, cadaveric to the fullest. He almost starved to death to fit in the role for the movie, almost to the brink of being hospitalized.

Right after The Machinist, Bale turned 180 degrees to gain muscular weight to interpret BATMAN on Batman Begins. The guy is a true chameleon, much like DeNiro has been known for at the beginning of his career (see Al Capone , on UNTOUCHABLES)

Yep, he says he was down to eating one apple a day, and after a couple weeks couldn't even eat an apple.  He just chain smoked.

I just read his interview in GQ.  Little known fact, he's British.  Guess it's not that little known.  Anyways, you guys should see Harsh Times, his latest.  He plays a wigger in the Bario (sp?).  Anyways, for any of you dudes that grew up in not so great neighborhoods, this guy should remind you of some of your friends.  Awesome accent in the movie.

I kinda think he gets shit on recognition wise, but from what i read on the nerd forums, the new Batman should solidify him as the best Batman of all time (i think Michael Keaton's got that spot now).

Anyways, who's interested in joining team Patrick Bateman?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 11:35:31 AM
(http://www.konsolen-world.de/Berichte/bilder/AmericanPsycho/AP6.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 29, 2007, 11:37:38 AM
I would like to inform Power Rod that I've just received my DVD at home. I'll watch it right now in allegiance to my getbig borthers. And I would like to propose a motion to recognize AMERICAN PSYCHO the official getbig movie, a must for those that are being introduced in the fine art of owning, the cornerstone of this bulletin board!!

DISCUSS.


(This thread should be a sticky.)
Agreed-------------------Great F*CKING MoVie!!----------------------one that didnt do great intially but has become a cult hit and will live on as a classic long after 99% of the 200+ million $ movies that spit out now
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 11:40:15 AM
Agreed-------------------Great F*CKING MoVie!!----------------------one that didnt do great intially but has become a cult hit and will live on as a classic long after 99% of the 200+ million $ movies that spit out now

Indeed, it's kinda like Boondock Saints.  No one heard of it til it came out on tape.

Bale's best movies, in order:

1. American Psycho
2. Batman Begins
3. Equilibrium
4. Machinist
5. The Prestige
6. Harsh Times
7 . Empire of the Sun (he was the little kid in it)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 29, 2007, 11:46:41 AM
READ THE BOOK you fuckin illiterates. The book is fantastic.  It goes into a lot more gory details than the movie did.  Some serious mental shit he pulls off with a tube and a rat.

Well put it this way.  He rams a large tub into a woman's twat and earlier that week he caught a giant NY sewer rat in his pad and caged it for this occasion.  He then sent the rat down the tube to munch on this woman.  It is vial.  She was so drugged up she didn't know what was happening.

Also the scene with the hookers gets very detailed about the rusty coat hanger and knives.  Great shit.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 11:56:58 AM
Yep, he says he was down to eating one apple a day, and after a couple weeks couldn't even eat an apple.  He just chain smoked.

I just read his interview in GQ.  Little known fact, he's British.  Guess it's not that little known.  Anyways, you guys should see Harsh Times, his latest.  He plays a wigger in the Bario (sp?).  Anyways, for any of you dudes that grew up in not so great neighborhoods, this guy should remind you of some of your friends.  Awesome accent in the movie.

I kinda think he gets shit on recognition wise, but from what i read on the nerd forums, the new Batman should solidify him as the best Batman of all time (i think Michael Keaton's got that spot now).

Anyways, who's interested in joining team Patrick Bateman?

Hey, P.R., count me in!!! So, you get the HONORIS CAUSAE title of the Pat Bateman fraternity, and I'll be member number 2 of the team.

Also, AMERICAN PSYCHO should be declared the OFFICIAL GETBIG.COM BULLETIN BOARDS MOVIE. Power Rod, what you say? Mr. Avidan, could we have this mention on the site, please?

Also, P.R., what obligations we, as members of team bateman would have?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 11:59:23 AM
Indeed, it's kinda like Boondock Saints.  No one heard of it til it came out on tape.

Bale's best movies, in order:

1. American Psycho
2. Batman Begins
3. Equilibrium
4. Machinist
5. The Prestige
6. Harsh Times
7 . Empire of the Sun (he was the little kid in it)

Great list you have here for us, P.R. , good job!! I'm taking notes of the names, as I'm a big CHRISTIAN BALE fan. Thank you!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:00:38 PM
Hey, P.R., count me in!!! So, you get the HONORIS CAUSAE title of the Pat Bateman fraternity, and I'll be member number 2 of the team.

Also, AMERICAN PSYCHO should be declared the OFFICIAL GETBIG.COM BULLETIN BOARDS MOVIE. Power Rod, what you say? Mr. Avidan, could we have this mention on the site, please?

Also, P.R., what obligations we, as members of team bateman would have?

well, just get a patrick bateman avatar and quote one of his lines in the sig with the mandatory "Team Patrick Bateman" heading, like I'm about to do.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 12:04:29 PM
Team Bateman sounds like a great idea...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 12:06:16 PM
well, just get a patrick bateman avatar and quote one of his lines in the sig with the mandatory "Team Patrick Bateman" heading, like I'm about to do.

Pardon me, buddy, but i never figured out how to cut and paste a figure form the net for my avatar. A little help in here, please?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 12:07:07 PM
I would like to have that SUSSUDIO pic that someone posted at page 3 or 4 of this thread. How can i??
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:07:15 PM
Team Bateman sounds like a great idea...

yes, it won't be one of those "owning" groups, just a group that has an appreciation for finer things in life, such as "bone" business cards.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:08:42 PM
I would like to have that SUSSUDIO pic that someone posted at page 3 or 4 of this thread. How can i??

click on "profile" up top , then under "modify profile" it says something like "modify profile information", then under avatars select, "i have my own" or something like that, then copy this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/sussudio.jpg

it should show up.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 12:12:31 PM
yes, it won't be one of those "owning" groups, just a group that has an appreciation for finer things in life, such as "bone" business cards.

Got ya covered on the "bone business card" lol
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:15:10 PM
Got ya covered on the "bone business card" lol

Lol, nice.  Team Patrick Bateman has doubled in size in mere minutes.  Imagine what'll happen by the end of the day!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 29, 2007, 12:15:32 PM
Indeed, it's kinda like Boondock Saints.  No one heard of it til it came out on tape.

Bale's best movies, in order:

1. American Psycho
2. Batman Begins
3. Equilibrium
4. Machinist
5. The Prestige
6. Harsh Times
7 . Empire of the Sun (he was the little kid in it)
all of his movies are awesome.empire of the sun is one of his best movies
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:16:40 PM
all of his movies are awesome.empire of the sun is one of his best movies

in the interview he said he kept fucking up and Spielberg kept getting pissed off cuz he had to do so many takes, but he thought he was perfect for the role, so he stuck it out.

Worked out in the end.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Deadpool on May 29, 2007, 12:16:45 PM
...is that a watermark?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:17:19 PM
...is that a watermark?

you are fat.  Patrick would not approve of you.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 12:17:38 PM
all of his movies are awesome.empire of the sun is one of his best movies

Bale has made a few "fruity" independent films too, but it only shows is versatility to be honest...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 29, 2007, 12:19:04 PM
in the interview he said he kept fucking up and Spielberg kept getting pissed off cuz he had to do so many takes, but he thought he was perfect for the role, so he stuck it out.

Worked out in the end.
hey have you seen reign of fire?..that movie was also really cool
here are some of bales up coming movies
http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 29, 2007, 12:21:48 PM
Bale has made a few "fruity" independent films too, but it only shows is versatility to be honest...
bale also has a top class physiue.kinda looks like Matthew McConaughey
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:22:19 PM
hey have you seen reign of fire?..that movie was also really cool
here are some of bales up coming movies
http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/

Reign of Fire was a horrible horrible movie, but once again Bale did good in it.  With him and McCougnahey (sp?) both in it, you'd think it'd be good.  Two "ripped" dudes and dragons, where did they go wrong??
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Petrucci on May 29, 2007, 12:22:49 PM
you are fat.  Patrick would not approve of you.


haha, as brutal as it sound, its true! Bateman not approved
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 12:23:19 PM
bale also has a top class physiue.kinda looks like Matthew McConaughey

Please, Matthew could only DREAM to have a physique like Bale's in Psycho. It'll never happen.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 12:24:07 PM
click on "profile" up top , then under "modify profile" it says something like "modify profile information", then under avatars select, "i have my own" or something like that, then copy this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/bart1001/sussudio.jpg

it should show up.

Hey, P.R., thanks a bunch. It worked out quite nice, as you can see.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 29, 2007, 12:25:42 PM
Reign of Fire was a horrible horrible movie, but once again Bale did good in it.  With him and McCougnahey (sp?) both in it, you'd think it'd be good.  Two "ripped" dudes and dragons, where did they go wrong??
they kinda looked the same in that movie..when i saw that movie for the first time i wasn't able to differentiate between the two...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:27:04 PM
Please, Matthew could only DREAM to have a physique like Bale's in Psycho. It'll never happen.
True dat.  Since Christian Bale tells no lies, he claims to be 6ft, 180-185.

(http://www.poster.net/bale-christian/bale-christian-photo-christian-bale-6205293.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: the shadow on May 29, 2007, 12:28:30 PM
True dat.  Since Christian Bale tells no lies, he claims to be 6ft, 180-185.

(http://www.poster.net/bale-christian/bale-christian-photo-christian-bale-6205293.jpg)
wasn't bale 220lbs in batman begins?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: The Ugly on May 29, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
Indeed, it's kinda like Boondock Saints.  No one heard of it til it came out on tape.

Bale's best movies, in order:

1. American Psycho
2. Batman Begins
3. Equilibrium
4. Machinist
5. The Prestige
6. Harsh Times
7 . Empire of the Sun (he was the little kid in it)


As good as Psycho is, The Machinist and The Prestige are both better. And Harsh Times should just be forgotten altogether. Horrible film, and Bale was embarrassingly bad.

But I hated Boondock Saints, too.  
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 29, 2007, 12:37:26 PM
The Machinist was great
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: The Ugly on May 29, 2007, 12:41:00 PM
The Machinist was great

Shredded!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 29, 2007, 12:48:49 PM
Team Patrick Bateman bitchesssss.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:50:18 PM
Team Bateman bitchesssss.

can you add "Patrick" to that?  Thanks.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 29, 2007, 12:51:48 PM
Fixed.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 12:52:20 PM
This thread jump in pages like crazy...Didn't know so many were into the Patrick Bateman character...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 29, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
Got ya covered on the "bone business card" lol

Haha great avatar.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: WetWorker on May 29, 2007, 12:56:07 PM
Its a little known fact that Patrick Bateman was a closet Homo :P
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 12:57:20 PM
Its a little known fact that Patrick Bateman was a closet Homo :P

probably, more likely "metrosexual" by today's standards.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Deadpool on May 29, 2007, 12:57:50 PM

haha, as brutal as it sound, its true! Bateman not approved

true dat.  I did read the book though
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 12:58:16 PM
Fixed.

Could you please post your signature phrase under the page? Something like "Murders & executions"....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 12:59:32 PM
Could you please post your signature phrase under the page? Something like "Muders & executions"....

I tried to use that one it wouldn't fit damnit!!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: WetWorker on May 29, 2007, 01:01:00 PM
probably, more likely "metrosexual" by today's standards.

Nope full blown homo even by todays more lient standards
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:01:25 PM
Its a little known fact that Patrick Bateman was a closet Homo :P

You are now officialy declared a douche by Team Patrick Bateman for saying such a stupidity. Like Doctor Power Rod said, you don't comprehend the meaning of metrosexualism. And if you watched the movie, you would see the amount of girl Bateman ate until the end.



Douchebag!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: WetWorker on May 29, 2007, 01:05:17 PM
You are now officialy declared a douche by Team Patrick Bateman for saying such a stupidity. Like Doctor Power Rod said, you don't comprehend the meaning of metrosexualism. And if you watched the movie, you would see the amount of #### Bateman ate until the end.




Douchebag!!

Defend him all you want the dude smoked pole and liked it.........alot....its all that semen that made him crazy...so I heard
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:06:15 PM
I tried to use that one it wouldn't fit damnit!!!

Well, how about "Stoli on the rocks"??
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:09:26 PM
Defend him all you want the dude smoked pole and liked it.........alot....its all that semen that made him crazy...so I heard

You heard dick!!!

You're probably jealous because not even in your wildest dreams you could be 1/34 of the man Patrick Bateman was in the movie. Such sophystication and debonair.....I bet you put on a freezer gel mask over your face after watching the movie.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: WetWorker on May 29, 2007, 01:12:49 PM
You heard dick!!!

You're probably jealous because not even in your wildest dreams you could be 1/34 of the man Patrick Bateman was in the movie. Such sophystication and debonair.....I bet you put on a freezer gel mask over your face after watching the movie.

Hey don't call me a dick and let Patrick Bateman here you.......he'll be begging to suck me off.....u know like you do at all the gay clubs you and him frequent 8)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 29, 2007, 01:14:24 PM
Could you please post your signature phrase under the page? Something like "Murders & executions"....

Hmmm, all the good ones wont fit.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:23:33 PM
We need a thread about Team Patrick Bateman.... ;)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 29, 2007, 01:27:47 PM
We need a thread about Team Patrick Bateman.... ;)

Great minds think alike.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 01:32:59 PM
the following list of bodybuilders are pending review to be accepted to team Patrick Bateman:

Arnold Schwarzenegger


i'm googling up information on this character as we speak to see if he's worthy.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:35:51 PM
the following list of bodybuilders are pending review to be accepted to team Patrick Bateman:

Arnold Schwarzenegger


i'm googling up information on this character as we speak to see if he's worthy.

Of course The Oak is approved...He is successful, a womanizer, confident, arrogant and takes care of himself....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: FinnPilot on May 29, 2007, 01:37:14 PM
hahaha, Team Patrick Bateman is becoming huge! :D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 01:37:42 PM
Of course The Oak is approved...He is successful, a womanizer, confident, arrogant and takes care of himself....

indeed.

to confirm, here's a clip of Arnold being Batemanesque

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:38:16 PM
Of course The Oak is approved...He is successful, a womanizer, confident, arrogant and takes care of himself....

I second the motion.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: WetWorker on May 29, 2007, 01:39:06 PM
Plus Patrick Bateman will enjoy looking at his nude photos
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:41:35 PM
I would like to propose the induction of Dorian Yates as a Team Patrick Bateman approved bodybuilder. Teh guy owned Sean Rey's ass so hard it wouldn't even be so funny as if a rat crawled up his inside by an inserted pole.

Nevermind the fact that Yates is a womanizer, too. See Dutch promoter Lilly Cavallo.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: CRIS on May 29, 2007, 01:42:42 PM
Hey, Power Rod, how about changing the name of this thread to TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 01:44:28 PM
I would like to propose the induction of Dorian Yates as a Team Patrick Bateman approved bodybuilder. Teh guy owned Sean Rey's ass so hard it wouldn't even be so funny as if a rat crawled up his inside by an inserted pole.

Nevermind the fact that Yates is a womanizer, too. See Dutch promoter Lilly Cavallo.

we need documentation.  dig something up on this controversial event.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:45:31 PM
We should just make clear rules for people approved by Team Patrick Bateman based on his qualities....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 01:47:29 PM
We should just make clear rules for people approved by Team Patrick Bateman based on his qualities....

well, Craig Titus is an honorary member for reasons that don't need explaining!  Very Batemanesque!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: ThaRealist on May 29, 2007, 01:50:57 PM
well, Craig Titus is an honorary member for reasons that don't need explaining!  Very Batemanesque!

I totally agree...Those approved should have qualities being: Self-absorbed, Narcissistic, homicidal, successful, well groomed, intelligent, you guys add some more.....
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 29, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
I want in

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Deadpool on May 29, 2007, 03:08:36 PM
I want in



easy...just get a patric batemen avatar and write TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN under it
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 29, 2007, 03:16:03 PM
I'm actually getting new business cards this week...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on May 29, 2007, 05:04:58 PM
I'm actually getting new business cards this week...
get one with a tasteful thickness
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 29, 2007, 05:11:16 PM
Join Team Machinist if you're dieting.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 05:13:58 PM
no one on Team Patrick Bateman needs to diet.  In our own heads, we're already perfect, even though we make the general population vomit at the sight of us shirtless.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 29, 2007, 05:14:42 PM
no one on Team Patrick Bateman needs to diet.  In our own heads, we're already perfect, even though we make the general population vomit at the sight of us shirtless.

Does Patrick Bateman accept gay men? 
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 29, 2007, 05:15:27 PM
no one on Team Patrick Bateman needs to diet.  In our own heads, we're already perfect, even though we make the general population vomit at the sight of us shirtless.

Incorrect.

Patrick said he was on a diet, and he said "you can always improve" when asked by his secretary why he was on a diet.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on May 29, 2007, 05:15:49 PM
Join Team Machinist if you're dieting.
if i was a cardio bunny i would join it but I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion..

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 05:16:59 PM
if i was a cardio bunny i would join it but I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion..



and so, the Bateman Principles were born!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 05:17:59 PM
Does Patrick Bateman accept gay men? 

well, you do think women are inferior.  but your love for the cock is a little too strong.  hmmm
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 29, 2007, 05:18:21 PM
if my face is puffy in the morning i wear an ice pack on my face.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 29, 2007, 05:19:14 PM
Incorrect.

Patrick said he was on a diet, and he said "you can always improve" when asked by his secretary why he was on a diet.

this is true.  i'm going to start working my way up to 1000 situps.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 29, 2007, 05:39:33 PM
I have yet to see american psycho.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on May 29, 2007, 06:05:38 PM
I have yet to see american psycho.
you havent lived till you see this movie, it will change your attitude
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CARTEL on May 29, 2007, 07:08:34 PM
Just joined the team.

Like Patrick said "Because I want to fit in."
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 29, 2007, 07:21:27 PM
you havent lived till you see this movie, it will change your attitude

well i think i'm more of an asshole now then before i saw it.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CARTEL on May 29, 2007, 07:26:44 PM
well i think i'm more of an asshole now then before i saw it.

I think you're about the same.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on May 29, 2007, 09:09:42 PM
Do you like Phil Collins?
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/06/Nojacket.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: FinnPilot on May 29, 2007, 11:23:34 PM
Damn, that CARTEL has better looking avatar than the rest of us, it's ANIMATED!!
Well, i bet i have a slightly better haircut though >:(
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: mrt on May 29, 2007, 11:38:32 PM
keep going your making me famouse
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on May 30, 2007, 02:12:52 AM
I'd like a girl, early twenties, blonde, who does
couples. Couples. Fifty-five West Eighty-First, the
American Gardens Building. Apartment 7C. And I really
can't stress blonde enough. Blonde.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 30, 2007, 02:44:07 AM
Damn, that CARTEL has better looking avatar than the rest of us, it's ANIMATED!!

Look at the lightning, the shades, oh my god, how did a nitwit like him get so tasteful.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: Bear on May 30, 2007, 02:58:25 AM
jeff willett wishes he had the conditioning Patrick did.

Patrick worked up to 100 situps a day.

He also exfoliated (sp?).

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho4.jpg)

1000 situps.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 30, 2007, 10:59:09 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 30, 2007, 11:33:33 AM
Does Patrick Bateman accept gay men? 

There's absolutely no fucking way gay men can be accepted on Team Patrick Bateman. Look at what he almost did to poor Louis in the bar's bathroom!!! He was about to strangle that dimwit, even had his leather gloves on. To his surprise, Louis gota out of the closet right at that time, and declared himself to Patrick right on the spot.
Bateman got so out of loop that he imediately proceeded to wash his hands, gloves on, because that fucking fag kissed some parts of his hands.

Now imagine what could happen to gay guys on Team Bateman.

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 30, 2007, 11:39:18 AM
well i think i'm more of an asshole now then before i saw it.

That's absolutely true. I completely understand what you are saying. I feel exactly the same way.

I would risk to say that I feel an utter disgust for my fellowmen, pretty much the Bateman's way. I can only resemble a human being by 2 feelings left in me: greed and disgust.



And oh, i developed a sudden penchant for Valentino costumes and Oliver Peoples glasses. 
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 30, 2007, 12:13:51 PM
Another high point of this movie that helps to explain why it's so brilliant, i.m.o, it's the soundtrack.

With both feet planted on the 80's music, American Psycho's soundtrack primes for the good taste in its selection.

I would like to throw in some of the music that plays along in the movie. I won't mention the obvious ones, where Patrick makes his commentaries about the songs and its artists, like Phil Colins.
Feel free to add to the list. Here I go:

True Faith - New Order
Paid in Full - Erick B. & Rakim
Pump up the Volume - MAARS
Lady in Red - Chris De Burgh
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves


Add on to the list. It would be a nice downloaded CD, the TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN CD
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 01:11:35 PM
Great film, a personal favourite of mine!

I can't hear the song sussudio without smiling and thinking of the scene where he is fucking the two whores whilst posing in the mirror, living the dream right there!!!

(http://www.christianbale.net/galleries/psycho/images/ap_674.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 30, 2007, 01:17:53 PM
Great film, a personal favourite of mine!

I can't hear the song sussudio without smiling and thinking of the scene where he is fucking the two whores whilst posing in the mirror, living the dream right there!!!

(http://www.christianbale.net/galleries/psycho/images/ap_674.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tell me about it.....It'll never be the same listening to Genesis/Collins after this movie. Sussudio and Into deep took a total new realm for me. I like them even more now.

Phil Collins should make a public statement acknowledging that he's now a new member on team Patrick Bateman. One thing is to be part of one of the most popular progressive music groups in pop history. Another thing is to have the honor to be mentioned and liked by someone as Pat Bateman.

The same goes to Huey Lewis and the News and Whitney dope Houston.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 01:19:28 PM
Behold the single greatest scene in film history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=e553Z1tG5aQ (http://youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=e553Z1tG5aQ)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 01:21:04 PM
Im ashamed to admit it but i actually downloaded and developed a love for Hip To Be Square purely because of this movie
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 30, 2007, 01:22:30 PM
Im ashamed to admit it but i actually downloaded and developed a love for Hip To Be Square purely because of this movie

Hahahahahahahahahah...

Try to look up the other songs that are included in the movie (see my post above) they are truly great songs, no joking.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Faust on May 30, 2007, 01:28:14 PM
The infamous "Business card scene"



 ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 01:32:04 PM
Hahahahahahahahahah...

Try to look up the other songs that are included in the movie (see my post above) they are truly great songs, no joking.

Oh yeah i like the new order song too

and Sussudio, incase anyone was wondering was the name of Phil Collins's daughters horse, i know too much
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 01:38:18 PM
The song in full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gB775nB3YBI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gB775nB3YBI)

I defy anyone who has seen american psycho not to smile when the music kicks in on this video, yes i am listening to it now, yes i have it turned up loud and i don't care if the neighbors hear it!!!!!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Faust on May 30, 2007, 01:38:45 PM
HAHAHA

THere's some funny shit on youtube

&mode=related&search=
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 01:53:29 PM
No doubt this has already been posted, but you can never see this too many times!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxo9ndKeBlk (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxo9ndKeBlk)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 30, 2007, 02:19:18 PM
(http://www.christianbale.net/galleries/psycho/images/ap_394.jpg)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 30, 2007, 02:33:50 PM
what are some other good Bale movies?

I saw The Machinist which is good as well,  Batman Begins I didn't like, don't like comic book characters...

any other good ones?

his movies..  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: FinnPilot on May 30, 2007, 02:45:20 PM
No doubt this has already been posted, but you can never see this too many times!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxo9ndKeBlk (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxo9ndKeBlk)

By the way, you may want to correct your signature, it's "Oh Sussudio" ;)

Anyways, just finished watching The Machinist for the first time, and i was shocked how thin Bale was in that :-X
Great acting, nonetheless :)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The.Giant on May 30, 2007, 02:56:49 PM
The song in full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gB775nB3YBI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gB775nB3YBI)

I defy anyone who has seen american psycho not to smile when the music kicks in on this video, yes i am listening to it now, yes i have it turned up loud and i don't care if the neighbors hear it!!!!!!

Hahahahah, ear to ear grin as soon as that keyboard kicked in  ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: EL Mariachi on May 30, 2007, 02:59:56 PM
who is this guy? never heard of him
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Condor on May 30, 2007, 03:34:59 PM
Since some of you seem to be quite knowledgable about the author, it should come as no surprise that James Van Der Beek is actually Patrick's younger brother, Sean Bateman, in the movie "Rules of Attraction."  There are many similarities between the two characters, although Sean doesn't kill anyone--he's more of just a general jerk and womanizer.  The movie is worth seeing for that as well as for Shannyn Sossamon (the hottest thing on the planet IMO) and for the scene with Kip Pardue where he goes on a tour of Europe getting drunk, picking up women, etc, that was all actual footage, not acted.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 30, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
Since some of you seem to be quite knowledgable about the author, it should come as no surprise that James Van Der Beek is actually Patrick's younger brother, Sean Bateman, in the movie "Rules of Attraction."  There are many similarities between the two characters, although Sean doesn't kill anyone--he's more of just a general jerk and womanizer.  The movie is worth seeing for that as well as for Shannyn Sossamon (the hottest thing on the planet IMO) and for the scene with Kip Pardue where he goes on a tour of Europe getting drunk, picking up women, etc, that was all actual footage, not acted.

I'm reading that now...don't ruin it for me!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Deadpool on May 30, 2007, 03:53:52 PM
please note in the scene where he kills Paul Allen, there is a Robert Maplethorn photo of Lisa Lyons in the background
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CARTEL on May 30, 2007, 05:02:33 PM
who is this guy? never heard of him

Why does this not surprise me.

Get informed!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Patrick Bateman on May 30, 2007, 07:21:11 PM
who is this guy? never heard of him

Your futility is quite taxing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: XFACTOR on May 30, 2007, 07:27:33 PM
Can't belive I missed this thread. 

Best movie ever.  Book is even better. 

AS I rise I apply a facial cream, I then follow with a clay mask, then a mosturizer.....  That routine is classic


  Hey let me see your businees card.  "Bone, it was a thing of beauty"  That scene of him being crushed by the bone business card is classic.

  How did you get a reservation at Dorsia on a Friday night?

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Condor on May 30, 2007, 07:30:15 PM
Your futility is quite taxing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman)

Welcome to the boards, Mr. Bateman.

As a fellow yuppie, I can warn you that you might find some of the conversations on this board rather elementary and fruitless.

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Patrick Bateman on May 30, 2007, 07:32:24 PM
Welcome to the boards, Mr. Bateman.

As a fellow yuppie, I can warn you that you might find some of the conversations on this board rather elementary and fruitless.


My case in point, what purpose there lies in having fruits within elementary schools?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: XFACTOR on May 30, 2007, 07:33:23 PM
Welcome to the boards, Mr. Bateman.

As a fellow yuppie, I can warn you that you might find some of the conversations on this board rather elementary and fruitless.



Nice thought I was the only yuppie.  I do enjoy the rudimentary convos though.  Takes away from my everyday monotony in the corporate world.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Matt C on May 30, 2007, 07:33:31 PM
Reservations at Dorsia?

This is Dorsia?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 30, 2007, 07:33:54 PM
please note in the scene where he kills Paul Allen, there is a Robert Maplethorn photo of Lisa Lyons in the background


Is he related to Robert mappelthorpe...the photographer ?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: XFACTOR on May 30, 2007, 07:35:11 PM
This is Dorsia?

"This isn't Dorsia.  I need another zanax and a martini"
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: 250Ben250 on May 30, 2007, 07:57:52 PM
I've got so many skin care products I felt it my duty to pledge alligience... ;D


what are some other good Bale movies?

I saw The Machinist which is good as well,  Batman Begins I didn't like, don't like comic book characters...

any other good ones?

his movies..  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/

I know some people have rated Harsh Times pretty low, but I liked him in that movie. Its not a great movie but he pulls off the crazy, dumb ex-soldier role pretty well, and he still gives off that uneasy "what could he do next" vibe that keeps you on edge.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Condor on May 30, 2007, 08:02:00 PM
My case in point, what purpose there lies in having fruits within elementary schools?

touche...perhaps better put would be "most of the conversations on here might be deemed lacking of any thought, wit, or purpose....use them as you do your victims--for momentary pleasure, to be discarded of immediately."
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 30, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Oh my GOD, It even has a watermark!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: XFACTOR on May 30, 2007, 08:07:51 PM
Oh my GOD, It even has a watermark!

Amazing scene


How about

 "Do you need some money, you want me to give you some money.  Why don't you get a fucking job, you pathetic piece of shit. " Boom...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: XFACTOR on May 30, 2007, 08:10:21 PM
I've got so many skin care products I felt it my duty to pledge alligience... ;D


I know some people have rated Harsh Times pretty low, but I liked him in that movie. Its not a great movie but he pulls off the crazy, dumb ex-soldier role pretty well, and he still gives off that uneasy "what could he do next" vibe that keeps you on edge.

Thought it was pretty good.  He does play a great role in that.  It actually took a lot of talent to play that role.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2007, 08:21:01 PM
2 days after seeing it for the first time bast knows every line and now is a huge christian bale fan

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 30, 2007, 08:27:03 PM
duct tape.... i need it for uhh..  taping something.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 30, 2007, 08:35:03 PM
2 days after seeing it for the first time bast knows every line and now is a huge christian bale fan

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i know it doesn't compare to a kevin levrone dvd, but what would you get out of something like "american psycho"?  I mean, the man's dressed most of the time!!!

It's a great movie that's quotable in its own inside joke kind of way.  plus a part of most people would want to be super cool like patrick bateman.  the man was so cool he hated himself for it.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 30, 2007, 08:37:57 PM
i'm gonna put up a link on the "z" board for the movie soundtrack download.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2007, 08:40:29 PM
i know it doesn't compare to a kevin levrone dvd, but what would you get out of something like "american psycho"?  I mean, the man's dressed most of the time!!!



bale is naked for ALMOST half the movie

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on May 30, 2007, 08:46:20 PM
bale is naked for ALMOST half the movie

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only when you watch it Earl.  You probably pause it when he's in the shower.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on May 30, 2007, 08:51:51 PM
only when you watch it Earl. 

I told you not to buy it at walmart :)

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CARTEL on May 30, 2007, 10:36:15 PM
Does anybody on this thread know what Ed Gein said about women?

 ???
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 30, 2007, 11:12:36 PM
Does anybody on this thread know what Ed Gein said about women?

 ???

That I can't remember, but i surely know Tedd Bundy's dog's name!!!




A collie called LASSIE!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CARTEL on May 30, 2007, 11:17:16 PM
Well Ed was heard saying "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. The other part wants to see what her head would look like on a stick. HAHAHA"
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 31, 2007, 12:06:37 AM
That I can't remember, but i surely know Tedd Bundy's dog's name!!!




A collie called LASSIE!!

Bwahahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 31, 2007, 08:59:59 AM
I was looking up for more info about american psycho, and I found out that there's another movie coming up. A forthcoming American Psycho III, with Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman, again. This is huge news for Team Patrick Bateman, since American Psycho II, which had a bitch as the lead role was a major pain in the ass fiasco. Can anyone confirm this info? It's not hard to find the teaser trailer for this new one on youtube.com . Unfortunately, I'm at work and they have youtube blocked over here, so I can't dig it up.
You guys can find it under the name of the new movie: AMERICAN PSYCHO III - The Patrick Bateman Tapes. In this trailer he's introducing himself to some sort of an executive secretary for another yuppie, I guess. Stylish as always, you can feel the tingles at the back of your necks as soon as you watch Bateman back in business, with his characteristic cinical look and low voice. Impecable haircut as usual, and the Valentino suits are large and in charge. If anyone could dig this trailer and link it to this thread it would be great.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 31, 2007, 09:38:54 AM
By the way, you may want to correct your signature, it's "Oh Sussudio" ;)

Anyways, just finished watching The Machinist for the first time, and i was shocked how thin Bale was in that :-X
Great acting, nonetheless :)

During the song, when in full flow he does on at least one ocassion hang it out to a "su-su-sudio", im pretty sure on this, after all its a personal favourite of mine
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on May 31, 2007, 09:42:10 AM
so true!

Bateman is an avid music fan, particularly of mainstream pop and pop-rock. His favorite band is Talking Heads, but he discusses at length Genesis, Whitney Houston and Huey Lewis & the News. He also listens to jazz (Dizzy Gillespie and Bix Beiderbecke) but loathes rap, which he derides as "niggerish."

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Condor on May 31, 2007, 10:28:16 AM
I was looking up for more info about american psycho, and I found out that there's another movie coming up. A forthcoming American Psycho III, with Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman, again. This is huge news for Team Patrick Bateman, since American Psycho II, which had a bitch as the lead role was a major pain in the ass fiasco. Can anyone confirm this info? It's not hard to find the teaser trailer for this new one on youtube.com . Unfortunately, I'm at work and they have youtube blocked over here, so I can't dig it up.
You guys can find it under the name of the new movie: AMERICAN PSYCHO III - The Patrick Bateman Tapes. In this trailer he's introducing himself to some sort of an executive secretary for another yuppie, I guess. Stylish as always, you can feel the tingles at the back of your necks as soon as you watch Bateman back in business, with his characteristic cinical look and low voice. Impecable haircut as usual, and the Valentino suits are large and in charge. If anyone could dig this trailer and link it to this thread it would be great.

There is no such movie that has been filmed, or in production for that matter.

They most likely used some clever editing.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on May 31, 2007, 11:23:49 AM
There is no such movie that has been filmed, or in production for that matter.

They most likely used some clever editing.

Damn it !!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: FinnPilot on May 31, 2007, 12:25:46 PM
During the song, when in full flow he does on at least one ocassion hang it out to a "su-su-sudio", im pretty sure on this, after all its a personal favourite of mine

Hmm, but the song is called "Sussudio" so he can't say su-su-SUDIO ??? If something, it could be "su-sussudio". But he says "oh sussudio".
Check out the lyrics ;)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2007, 01:18:22 PM
Not sure if it's been addressed - is this a sneaky attempt to hype "Patrick Bateman" at MD?

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ThaRealist on May 31, 2007, 01:25:46 PM
Not sure if it's been addressed - is this a sneaky attempt to hype "Patrick Bateman" at MD?



What???
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
What???

http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/member.php?u=4256
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ThaRealist on May 31, 2007, 01:37:12 PM
http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/member.php?u=4256


Naa he just lucked out on his name...
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said....
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2007, 01:42:15 PM
I like how Patrick Bateman is a member here.

Same one, Lights?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Matt C on May 31, 2007, 02:06:52 PM
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/American-Psycho.html

Quote
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

 ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 01, 2007, 12:24:22 PM
Patrick to Louis' girlfriend (his lover): "Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest asshole in New York. A tumbling, tumbling dickwit"

LOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 01, 2007, 12:28:09 PM
i haven't seen this movie in about 5 years

i am now forced to watch it again after reading this thread

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ThaRealist on June 01, 2007, 12:30:11 PM
i haven't seen this movie in about 5 years

i am now forced to watch it again after reading this thread

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It only gets better after every viewing.... ;)
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: MAXX on June 01, 2007, 01:20:26 PM
Quote
She turns her back and searches the cash register for
change.

BATEMAN You are a fucking ugly bitch I want to stab to
death and then play around with your blood.


The music muffles his voice. She turns around. He is
smiling at her. She gives him his change impassively.

 8)


Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 01, 2007, 02:23:25 PM
It only gets better after every viewing.... ;)

This is 100% true!!! I have watched this movie for a number of times before buying the DVD (which by the way is the full cut, uncensored) on cable. Now that I've bought it (it came in the mail this tuesday) I have watched it 3 times on consecutive days.

Now I'm coming to the point of learning by heart the dialogues. And it seems I'm now much more of an asshole than before. I'm developing a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peeples glasses. I'm in the process of flerting with my friend's girlfriend and I caught myself telling her on the phone that, in fact, my friend is a tumbling, tumbling dickwit.

Sussudio is the song that keeps blasting in my car full time. I even managed to convince my girl to allow taping us while fucking, and listening to Sussudio, too.

I went to the record store and bought "FORE" - Huey Lewis and the News.

I'm sorry to inform that, although I accomplish all of the above, I still can't get a reservation at Dorsia, unfortunately.

But my new business card is done. The letters are on Silian Rail type, and with the right texture and the bone colour.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on June 01, 2007, 02:28:01 PM
hahahaha yes, how exactly do you play around with blood anyway? that's fantastic.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 01, 2007, 02:48:44 PM
You guys are absolutely right, I saw a pretty girl walking down the street, I was thinking two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

The other part wants to know what her head would look like on a stick.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 01, 2007, 03:00:32 PM
"Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP
called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles
on it? Did you know that, Christie? Whitney's voice leaps
across so many boundaries and is so versatile-though she's
mainly a jazz singer-that it's hard to take in the album
on a first listening.
It's hard to choose a favorite track
among so many great ones, but "The Greatest Love of All"
is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about
self-preservation and dignity. It's universal message
crosses all boundaries, and instills one with the hope
that it's not too late to better ourselves. to act kinder.
Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in the world we live in
to empathize with others, we can always empathize with
ourselves.
It's an important message, crucial, really, and it's
beautifully stated on the album."


 ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bast000 on June 01, 2007, 03:58:48 PM
"I don't want to force you do drink.. But that's very expensive chardonnay you're Not drinking."

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 01, 2007, 05:16:08 PM
This is 100% true!!! I have watched this movie for a number of times before buying the DVD (which by the way is the full cut, uncensored) on cable. Now that I've bought it (it came in the mail this tuesday) I have watched it 3 times on consecutive days.

Now I'm coming to the point of learning by heart the dialogues. And it seems I'm now much more of an asshole than before. I'm developing a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peeples glasses. I'm in the process of flerting with my friend's girlfriend and I caught myself telling her on the phone that, in fact, my friend is a tumbling, tumbling dickwit.

Sussudio is the song that keeps blasting in my car full time. I even managed to convince my girl to allow taping us while fucking, and listening to Sussudio, too.

I went to the record store and bought "FORE" - Huey Lewis and the News.

I'm sorry to inform that, although I accomplish all of the above, I still can't get a reservation at Dorsia, unfortunately.

But my new business card is done. The letters are on Silian Rail type, and with the right texture and the bone colour.

batemanite :o

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 01, 2007, 05:26:15 PM
flirting with your friends girlfriend, that's good stuff.

ha ha, i gotta try to incorporate phil collins into every walk of my life.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 01, 2007, 08:25:33 PM
flirting with your friends girlfriend, that's good stuff.

ha ha, i gotta try to incorporate phil collins into every walk of my life.

Do that, man!! Really. It works. It brings the BATEMAN that lies in you to the fullest.

"Into deep", for example, can be played while you're showering;

"Invisible Touch" can be played while you're rubbing one out;

"In teh Air" you can listen while smoking a blunt;

"Sussudio" is all too obvious!!!!

And oh yes! I'm a Batemanite to the fullest!!!!

Next thing I'll do is try to convince the gym manager to allow "FORE" to play on the gym soundsystem while I train. Next step is to convince him to put "Hip to be square" on the repeat mode of the CD player!!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on June 02, 2007, 05:16:31 AM
"let's see paul allen's card"
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 02, 2007, 11:52:55 AM
just watched it again for the first time in about 5 years

the first time I saw it I thought it was just strange but now I think it's great ;D

I think i paid more attention to it this time :-X

my favorite scene :D



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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 04, 2007, 09:29:14 AM
flirting with your friends girlfriend, that's good stuff.

ha ha, i gotta try to incorporate phil collins into every walk of my life.

Just to let ya know, P.R., I finally fucked my friend's grilfriend this past saturday. And on our way back, I played "In too deep" in my car and explained teh lyrics to her, and asked what she tought about it. She answered that the song was already one of her favorites, and the fact that I liked the song and played for her in the car emant so much to her, that I scored very high points in the end.

Finally she hit me with the main question: When would I take her out to Dorsia for dinner?? Serious question!!! SHE HAD WATCHED THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on June 04, 2007, 02:42:26 PM
Just to let ya know, P.R., I finally fucked my friend's grilfriend this past saturday. And on our way back, I played "In too deep" in my car and explained teh lyrics to her, and asked what she tought about it. She answered that the song was already one of her favorites, and the fact that I liked the song and played for her in the car emant so much to her, that I scored very high points in the end.

Finally she hit me with the main question: When would I take her out to Dorsia for dinner?? Serious question!!! SHE HAD WATCHED THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
if thats true that great.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: bailey on June 04, 2007, 02:43:47 PM
Look some people just don't get the movie. If you don't understand its great underlying cynicism, you just will never get it. This movie
I bought after the first time I saw it. And it get better upon every viewing. The whole 80's time period and the music of that time is just perfect. You have to remember this was the  " Yuppie " scene. The movie is so good on so many levels. Most of all is the sheer performance and acting of Bale... Remember he's English. So just the American accent plus one of the best individual acting on Bales part alone makes this movie what it is. Almost " Perfect "  Like I said you either love it or are confused and need to view it a second or third time.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: bailey on June 04, 2007, 02:52:55 PM
I know some of you are just scratching your head saying " what's all the fuss about this movie " well go rent it and let's have your opinion.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 04, 2007, 02:54:20 PM
It kicks ass, we used to watch it in college and laugh our asses off.  Its been playing on cinemax here recently.  Side note, the main character in the movie Rules of attraction is supposed to be a nephew or younger brother of the character Patrick Bateman.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Special Ed on June 04, 2007, 02:59:21 PM
I read the book but never saw the movie. In the film, did he do the starving rat thing and how much did they show? My pals and I used to read from the book out loud before hitting the Manhattan night scene. A better pump-up than Tony Robbins to be sure!
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 04, 2007, 10:38:01 PM
if thats true that great.

100% true. I talk so much about this movie since I bought it last week a lot of people is renting it. This girl is one of them. Problem is half the people don't get taht the sheer cynism and Bale's faces throughout the movie is what makes it one of the classic cult films.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 04, 2007, 11:31:33 PM
Look some people just don't get the movie. If you don't understand its great underlying cynicism, you just will never get it. This movie
I bought after the first time I saw it. And it get better upon every viewing. The whole 80's time period and the music of that time is just perfect. You have to remember this was the  " Yuppie " scene. The movie is so good on so many levels. Most of all is the sheer performance and acting of Bale... Remember he's English. So just the American accent plus one of the best individual acting on Bales part alone makes this movie what it is. Almost " Perfect "  Like I said you either love it or are confused and need to view it a second or third time.

that's exactly how I was

the first time i just thought it was odd and kind of stupid

now I'm a Batemanite :D

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 05, 2007, 09:17:03 AM
Look some people just don't get the movie. If you don't understand its great underlying cynicism, you just will never get it. This movie
I bought after the first time I saw it. And it get better upon every viewing. The whole 80's time period and the music of that time is just perfect. You have to remember this was the  " Yuppie " scene. The movie is so good on so many levels. Most of all is the sheer performance and acting of Bale... Remember he's English. So just the American accent plus one of the best individual acting on Bales part alone makes this movie what it is. Almost " Perfect "  Like I said you either love it or are confused and need to view it a second or third time.

Your post is 100% perfect!

The 80s music scene is the best. Not like today's piece of shit music trying to reinvent the same 80s, with a lot of bands trying to put in the blender Depeche Mode, New Order, Genesis, Smiths and the good artists of that decade together with dirty riffs and new musical technologies, with new electronic textures and effects. Not to mention that was a time that we were happy but didn't knew it. A decade without britney Spears and Beyonce Knowles, Pussycat Dolls and such. What a glorious time.

Now, as for Christian Bale's acting, the guy is a genious. And mark my words: this guy is in the process of becoming the new Robert De Niro, as I said it a number of times before. A true chameleon. His cynical faces throughout the movie is where the true value of American Psycho lies on. That, plus the soundtrack and the dialogues makes this movie a quintessential masterpiece. And I emphasize the word 'masterpiece', without any exageration.

Now, I am turning to a point that in every situation I am at, I try to figure out how would Bateman react if he was put in the same place as me. And I end up trying to act accordingly.

It doesn't get more Batemanite than that!!! And topping it all off, everything done under "In too Deep" - GENESIS, to reproduce the feeling of the movie.... ;D 
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 05, 2007, 09:23:14 AM
What bodybuilder could play the role of Patrick Bateman in your opinion, guys?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: FinnPilot on June 05, 2007, 10:40:02 AM

Now, I am turning to a point that in every situation I am at, I try to figure out how would Bateman react if he was put in the same place as me. And I end up trying to act accordingly.

It doesn't get more Batemanite than that!!! And topping it all off, everything done under "In too Deep" - GENESIS, to reproduce the feeling of the movie.... ;D 

Last friday when we we're at the bar, my friend was talking with some girl. I suddenly said to her the classic bar line: "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.", in finnish of course. Without saying a word, she just left :-[ My friend was very thankful. How's that for Batemanite :)

Now, I just saw an interesting advertisement in tv. Genesis will start their european tour from Finland. I feel i'm forced to buy the tickets :D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: The Monk on June 05, 2007, 10:47:00 AM
Is Phil Collins still touring with Genesis? Personally I find his solo career more satisfying in a narrower way
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 05, 2007, 12:05:05 PM
Last friday when we we're at the bar, my friend was talking with some girl. I suddenly said to her the classic bar line: "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.", in finnish of course. Without saying a word, she just left :-[ My friend was very thankful. How's that for Batemanite :)

Now, I just saw an interesting advertisement in tv. Genesis will start their european tour from Finland. I feel i'm forced to buy the tickets :D

Wow, that was very cool. Not mentioning that you acted like a major cock block buddy, but that's the spirit!! Great, great line you threw at the bitch. Too bad it didn't fit her tastes....i guess the problem lies in her, so....

The only thing that puzzles me is how a nitwit like you has so great taste at lines...... ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 05, 2007, 12:08:47 PM
Wow, that was very cool. Not mentioning that you acted like a major cock block buddy, but that's the spirit!! Great, great line you threw at the bitch. Too bad it didn't fit her tastes....i guess the problem lies in her, so....

The only thing that puzzles me is how a nitwit like you has so great taste at lines...... ;D

If you showed her your new business card, Silian Rail scribed, boned color and all instead of telling her the bar line, she would have been so much better impressed with you.

She would even accompanied you to your apartment to listen to "FORE" - Huey Lewis and the News.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 05, 2007, 12:13:42 PM
What bodybuilder could play the role of Patrick Bateman in your opinion, guys?

Dennis Newman

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 05, 2007, 12:19:50 PM
Dennis Newman

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Well, Tom Prince comes to mind. That whole "Even if I wanted I wouldn't be able to get below 200 lbs after retirement" is the epytome of cynical acting, in my book!!!

Plus, the guy has serious mental issues. He can't be normal, just like Bateman.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 05, 2007, 12:21:34 PM
Well, Tom Prince comes to mind. That whole "Even if I wanted I wouldn't be able to get below 200 lbs after retirement" is the epytome of cynical acting, in my book!!!

Plus, the guy has serious mental issues. He can't be normal, just like Bateman.

i said newman because he is good looking and I could see him being charming and putting women in their place, just like Mr. Bateman

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: CRIS on June 05, 2007, 12:28:50 PM
i said newman because he is good looking and I could see him being charming and putting women in their place, just like Mr. Bateman

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Very true, but don't forget that a large part of the whole Bateman persona is the ability to convincinly being a major cynical bastard. Only good looks are not enough. You have to be able to be a big time asshole - a quality that Mr. Prince is a doctor honoris causae.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 05, 2007, 01:42:44 PM
isn't ProKidney a midget?
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 05, 2007, 01:55:32 PM
has anyone aside from me read the book?  8000 times more brutal than the movie.   
If they had made even 10% of the book into the movie...well....they wouldnt have been able to release it in US theaters.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bluto on June 05, 2007, 01:58:57 PM
so whats team patrick bateman? a team of losers that are waiting for an owning? considering the guy was a nobody in the film and treated like shit

is that what you admire about him?

Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 05, 2007, 02:01:30 PM
so whats team patrick bateman? a team of losers that are waiting for an owning? considering the guy was a nobody in the film and treated like shit

is that what you admire about him?



fuck off queer.
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bluto on June 05, 2007, 02:01:54 PM
fuck off queer.

meltdown
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 05, 2007, 02:16:53 PM
OMG BLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're skating on the thinnest ice I have ever seen, consider this as a last warning.  >:(
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bluto on June 05, 2007, 02:53:49 PM
enjoy your stay at the e board

 :)

Bluto - Super Mod
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: FinnPilot on June 05, 2007, 03:01:14 PM
so whats team patrick bateman? a team of losers that are waiting for an owning? considering the guy was a nobody in the film and treated like shit

is that what you admire about him?



Hahahahaha, Bluto, if that's you in your avatar, you look like that guy playing "Milky" in Me Myself & Irene ;D
Hahahaa fu*king cotton stick ;D ;D
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bluto on June 05, 2007, 03:04:15 PM
havent seen it
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Earl1972 on June 05, 2007, 05:41:36 PM
has anyone aside from me read the book?  8000 times more brutal than the movie.   
If they had made even 10% of the book into the movie...well....they wouldnt have been able to release it in US theaters.


we read more than enough here at getbig

no time for books :)

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Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bluto on June 06, 2007, 03:09:02 AM
ive read the book
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Ari_gold on June 07, 2007, 01:56:29 PM
did you know patrick bateman drinks 20 litres of water per day...its in the book
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: Bluto on June 07, 2007, 02:35:08 PM
i know now
Title: Re: As Patrick Bateman once said..../TEAM PATRICK BATEMAN BEGINS
Post by: EL Mariachi on April 08, 2010, 06:15:16 AM
bump