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Title: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 08:24:48 AM
and other male dancers-

I'd like to know, in your expert opinion and vast experience, whether the "scenes" that unfold on my Spank-tro-vision are realistic.

Primarily from "CNFM" or "Dancing Bear" type clips, where a bunch of bored looking females hang around while dudes dance naked, then when they come near, they start smoking the pole. Do these sites go to great lengths to find a variety of women, some interested, some indifferent, some massively slutty? Or are the scenes here at all authentic?

Basically, if my GF goes out with the girls, is she sucking a teddy bear off at a club?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:28:48 AM
"Dancing Bear" is a total "work".....it is a known fact that that audience is filled with current working porn actresses and aspiring porn actresses.  The rest of the girls who aren't in the industry are the girls who do make up

In real life, the girls are WAY more timid
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 08:31:16 AM
Yeah I figured... however I'm impressed with their ability to make it "look" authentic.

I'm getting the teddy bear suit & gonna bust in the bedroom wearing it. Some reason, I think that would be irresistable. And at the least, I'll scare the fucking shit outta her.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:39:35 AM
they do a great job of making it look like a fun job...in reality, all that glitters isn't always gold

that bear suit scares me as well
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 08:41:27 AM
Gotcha. Thanks for the replies. But now I won't enjoy watching that meme of porn anymore. Sigh...
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: w8m8 on March 31, 2011, 08:42:54 AM
Yeah I figured... however I'm impressed with their ability to make it "look" authentic.

I'm getting the teddy bear suit & gonna bust in the bedroom wearing it. Some reason, I think that would be irresistable. And at the least, I'll scare the fucking shit outta her.

LOL
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:45:52 AM
also, I need to mention that you know it is total bullshit because they serve alcohol in the "clubs/bars" in those videos and they have full nudity.

you can't have full nudity in a establishment that serves alcohol - it's against the law.....I know it is a different law in Europe but in the US you can't
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: CalvinH on March 31, 2011, 08:50:56 AM
they do a great job of making it look like a fun job...in reality, all that glitters isn't always gold

that bear suit scares me as well

True dat....never watched the bear suit!


....even though it's fake with pornstars as the actors and actresses I like the vip club stuff...especially the lesbian stuff :P
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 08:54:55 AM
also, I need to mention that you know it is total bullshit because they serve alcohol in the "clubs/bars" in those videos and they have full nudity.

you can't have full nudity in a establishment that has male or female full nudity- it's against the law.....I know it is a different law in Europe but in the US you can't

See that's the expert wisdom I was looking for. I knew you had scanned this medium thoroughly and had a verdict.

Guys, if you have additions for my friends site, please email the webmaster.

www.pooniverse.com
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:56:34 AM
True dat....never watched the bear suit!


....even though it's fake with pornstars as the actors and actresses I like the vip club stuff...especially the lesbian stuff :P

i'm really into exploitedblackteens.com at the moment


....."teens" as in 18-19 so they are legal






....and "exploited" as in, well, I think that is just in the title to make it seem more "dirty" but all actresses have signed a consent form and are compensated so they really aren't "exploited"











I hate all of you
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 09:01:56 AM
I've reached the end of the internet as far as porn is concerned. Not much is that interesting. Still beats kracking one off in a silent room, though.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:04:05 AM
Pics in the teddy bear thing or I'm calling BULLSHIT ;D ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:06:31 AM
Pics in the teddy bear thing or I'm calling BULLSHIT ;D ;D

Bahahahahaha!

Forthcoming.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:07:10 AM
Bahahahahaha!

Forthcoming.



YIPPEEE ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 10:10:04 AM
they do a great job of making it look like a fun job...in reality, all that glitters isn't always gold

that bear suit scares me as well

Johnny.....ever wear the bear suit to the petting zoo for a little "younger" action?

 ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:12:30 AM

YIPPEEE ;D

What kind of porn do you watch, newmom? This is Getbig, don't lie.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 10:14:59 AM
Johnny.....ever wear the bear suit to the petting zoo for a little "younger" action?

 ;D   ;D

never......kids are innocent
shit, I even shy away from 18 year olds (even though I said I like the website "ExploitedBlackTeens.com I know that those girls are really NOT 18 or 19)
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:16:41 AM
18-20 is fine in porn, but in real life I think my cut-off would be 23. (I'm 33).
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Army of One on March 31, 2011, 10:18:57 AM
18-20 is fine in porn, but in real life I think my cut-off would be 23. (I'm 33).

Sure it would be  ::)
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: benchmstr on March 31, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
"Dancing Bear" is a total "work".....it is a known fact that that audience is filled with current working porn actresses and aspiring porn actresses.  The rest of the girls who aren't in the industry are the girls who do make up

In real life, the girls are WAY more timid
yeah....tori black, and carmella bing are in most of those....

bench
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 10:19:15 AM
never......kids are innocent
shit, I even shy away from 18 year olds (even though I said I like the website "ExploitedBlackTeens.com I know that those girls are really NOT 18 or 19)

Well...you can rule out Catholic Priest as an occupation.

At first I thought you wrote that you shy away from girls - I was like WTF? Then I remembered it was you (NO HOMO).

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 10:19:29 AM
btw, in your initial post you used the term "male dancer"


Let me make this straight- I can't dance for shit....Barishnakov and Alvin Alley were dancers....I just dry hump girls legally

the only time I learn dance moves is when I had to do a revue show routine but other than that it is just a matter of whip cream and dry humping
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:21:03 AM
What kind of porn do you watch, newmom? This is Getbig, don't lie.

I plead the 5th as to not incriminate myself your honor ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:21:53 AM
btw, in your initial post you used the term "male dancer"


Let me make this straight- I can't dance for shit....Barishnakov and Allen Alley were dancers....I just dry hump girls legally

So what's the preferable term?

Oh, and also, what is it that the girls want? Just someone to look good and be naked so they have a story? Cuz guys are pretty much trying to get a tit in the mouth, or a finger somewhere, no?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 31, 2011, 10:22:04 AM
I've reached the end of the internet as far as porn is concerned. Not much is that interesting. Still beats kracking one off in a silent room, though.

X2....haven't watched porn in years. does Nothing for me.

I do wonder. ....My interest in porn declined very shortly after I stopped getting fucked up...some sort of connection?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 10:22:49 AM
I just dry hump girls legally

Me too, every time I take the subway or the El train.

Sorry Miss...."hey, stop pushing back there, I won't put up with this much longer".

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:23:09 AM
I plead the 5th as to not incriminate myself your honor ;D

That's what PM's are for. I've been trying to train you on this.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: CalvinH on March 31, 2011, 10:23:14 AM
X2....haven't watched porn in years. does Nothing for me.

I do wonder. ....My interest in porn declined very shortly after I stopped getting fucked up...some sort of connection?



Probably your big boobied Italian girlfriend ;) ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 10:23:50 AM
Me too, every time I take the subway or the El train.

Sorry Miss...."hey, stop pushing back there, I won't put up with this much longer".

 ;D

there are episodes of Law and Order:SVU about you haha
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:24:23 AM
Me too, every time I take the subway or the El train.

Sorry Miss...."hey, stop pushing back there, I won't put up with this much longer".

 ;D

that was you...DAMN IT
That's what PM's are for. I've been trying to train you on this.

bla bla bla.. ;D :D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 31, 2011, 10:24:23 AM
Pics in the teddy bear thing or I'm calling BULLSHIT ;D ;D

(http://freedomoffetish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dancing-bear-male-strippers.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:24:32 AM
X2....haven't watched porn in years. does Nothing for me.

I do wonder. ....My interest in porn declined very shortly after I stopped getting fucked up...some sort of connection?

Not for me, never tried rec drugs. But obviously I watch more porn (and krack off) when on test.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: benchmstr on March 31, 2011, 10:25:18 AM
I plead the 5th as to not incriminate myself your honor ;D
you probably watch that hardcore bondage shit where bitches are shoving broomsticks covered in icy hot up a dudes ass....I AM ON TO YOUR GAME!!!!

 ;D

bench
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:25:33 AM


Probably your big boobied Italian girlfriend ;) ;D

I have one of those too (ask newmom). Doesn't cut down on the spankage one bit.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:25:59 AM
you probably watch that hardcore bondage shit where bitches are shoving broomsticks covered in icy hot up a dudes ass....I AM ON TO YOUR GAME!!!!

 ;D

bench

CLOSE
 :o :o :o ::)

Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 10:26:04 AM
there are episodes of Law and Order:SVU about you haha

I've ridden thousands of miles on the Paris Metro and the London Underground with the pockets cut out of my pants and no particular destination in mind.

So sue me....

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 10:27:49 AM
I plead the 5th as to not incriminate myself your honor ;D

If that's the case, then send me my DVDs back.

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:28:07 AM
I have one of those too (ask newmom). Doesn't cut down on the spankage one bit.

Yup, pretty girl, Great looking couple
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:28:53 AM
If that's the case, then send me my DVDs back.

 ;D

Indian Giver
 >:(

Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:29:25 AM
Tangential to this conversation: I have a VHS porno with who I swear is Eva Mendez in one of the scenes.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: CalvinH on March 31, 2011, 10:30:44 AM
I've ridden thousands of miles on the Paris Metro and the London Underground with the pockets cut out of my pants and no particular destination in mind.

So sue me....

 ;D


 ;D :D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 11:04:32 AM
Indian Giver
 >:(


You know you made copies....

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 11:54:38 AM
Also, I want to reiterate that all that glitters is not always gold in regards to stripping and I'm sure the same can be said about working in porn as well
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 11:58:11 AM
Also, I want to reiterate that all that glitters is not always gold in regards to stripping and I'm sure the same can be said about working in porn as well

Quit trying to "thin the field" of Getbiggers. It's a glorious job and you know it.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Spike on March 31, 2011, 12:02:03 PM
LOL


indeed

i"ll beat the hell from anyone who dances on you, no go fo sho >:( >:(
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 12:08:24 PM
Also, I want to reiterate that all that glitters is not always gold in regards to stripping and I'm sure the same can be said about working in porn as well

Johnny...nothing makes a stripper come to life, like a handfull of pop rocks up her butthole.

Or so I've heard.

 ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 12:09:14 PM

indeed

i"ll beat the hell from anyone who dances on you, no go fo sho >:( >:(

Nah man, the display of dominance thing is not alpha. You let the bitch go and if you're alpha... she don't go anyfuckinwhere.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Shockwave on March 31, 2011, 12:10:53 PM
Nah man, the display of dominance thing is not alpha. You let the bitch go and if you're alpha... she don't go anyfuckinwhere.
Depends on the chick.
I think Spike works with strippers all the time, so he probably knows how to deal with w8m8s type. At least judging by her posts and pics. Lulz.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 12:12:59 PM
Depends on the chick.
I think Spike works with strippers all the time, so he probably knows how to deal with w8m8s type. At least judging by her posts and pics. Lulz.

Proooooooobably true. I rescind my comments.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: w8m8 on March 31, 2011, 12:25:57 PM
Depends on the chick.
I think Spike works with strippers all the time, so he probably knows how to deal with w8m8s type. At least judging by her posts and pics. Lulz.

Whatever makes you feel good dude ... you can judge me whatever way you want .. I got nothing against strippers so I'm not offended in the least
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Shockwave on March 31, 2011, 12:26:57 PM
Whatever makes you feel good dude ... you can judge me whatever way you want .. I got nothing against strippers so I'm not offended in the least
It wasnt an insult.
You deal with different kinds of people differently, you dont strike me as the kind of girl thats gonna get mad a guy ignores her and has to get him to fuck her.
You take it how you wish.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Spike on March 31, 2011, 12:28:44 PM
Whatever makes you feel good dude ... you can judge me whatever way you want .. I got nothing against strippers so I'm not offended in the least

There just sayin ur a hot chic who stands up for herself and is intelligent

 ;)
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: w8m8 on March 31, 2011, 12:38:47 PM
It wasnt an insult.
You deal with different kinds of people differently, you dont strike me as the kind of girl thats gonna get mad a guy ignores her and has to get him to fuck her.
You take it how you wish.

I didn't understand correctly ... sincere apologies .. I'm accustomed to insults here so it's mybad for assuming the worst  :-\


There just sayin ur a hot chic who stands up for herself and is intelligent

 ;)

Thanks Spike .. I reckon I need an interpreter to decipher man talk .. I was way wrong in how I read it  :-[
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 31, 2011, 12:39:42 PM
pilowtalk cannot stay away lol

Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: Spike on March 31, 2011, 12:42:32 PM
I didn't understand correctly ... sincere apologies .. I'm accustomed to insults here so it's mybad for assuming the worst  :-\


Thanks Spike .. I reckon I need an interpreter to decipher man talk .. I was way wrong in how I read it  :-[

No worries hun

I got some new pics i'll pm you  ;)
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: w8m8 on March 31, 2011, 12:49:40 PM
pilowtalk cannot stay away lol



jesus christ you are a fucking asshole ... I'm sooo not going thru this assinine bullshit with you again... go play with yourself for fun and leave me the fuck alone !!!!!!!!  


STOP trolling me Sebastian or I will report you to Ron  >:(



Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: jesusbod on March 31, 2011, 12:51:02 PM
Same thing goes for Bangbus and most of the Reality Kings stuff.. It is made to look "authentic" but in Reality it is staged... Just like Money Talks too. Waste of money...
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: w8m8 on March 31, 2011, 12:54:45 PM
No worries hun

I got some new pics i'll pm you  ;)

Thank you .. one by your car would be cool .. I love Chargers !!
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Shockwave on March 31, 2011, 12:56:46 PM
Same thing goes for Bangbus and most of the Reality Kings stuff.. It is made to look "authentic" but in Reality it is staged... Just like Money Talks too. Waste of money...

I thought this was commong knowledge?
Porn doesnt sell reality, it sells mens fantasies...
And ironically, now women are picking up on it and starting to make it reality. (Not nearly as much as in porn, but the younger girls Ive met/banged seem more and more to aspire to porn stars, from what Ive gathered they think its what men what.)

Weird. Hahaha
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 01:02:56 PM
I thought this was commong knowledge?
Porn doesnt sell reality, it sells mens fantasies...
And ironically, now women are picking up on it and starting to make it reality. (Not nearly as much as in porn, but the younger girls Ive met/banged seem more and more to aspire to porn stars, from what Ive gathered they think its what men what.)
Weird. Hahaha

What are you talkin' about fantasy?

You mean you don't have a dozen naked strippers laying around the house and a mountain of coke so big you could piss your name in it like snow?

What kind of a twink GetBigger are you?

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 03:57:03 PM


Thanks Spike .. I reckon I need an interpreter to decipher man talk .. I was way wrong in how I read it  :-[

men are talking here, where, what... ;D


FYI, Spike like your signature..
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: newmom on March 31, 2011, 03:58:29 PM
No worries hun

I got some new pics i'll pm you  ;)

wtf am I on the pay no mind list..Yeesh now I know how calvin feels
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 06:57:22 PM
Quit trying to "thin the field" of Getbiggers. It's a glorious job and you know it.

i'm not trying to have a cavalier attitude but, trust me, it isn't that great at all


again, "All that appears to "glitter" isn't always "Gold" "
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 07:10:43 PM
i'm not trying to have a cavalier attitude but, trust me, it isn't that great at all


again, "All that appears to "glitter" isn't always "Gold" "

Is this a golden shower reference?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: che on March 31, 2011, 07:50:15 PM
I have had my dick sucked (by women for$20)countless time but it was always in private rooms or with a towel around my waist
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 07:53:33 PM
che is actually my sensei

however, sadly my career was never as cool as his adventures
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Devon97 on March 31, 2011, 08:04:06 PM
I have had my dick sucked (by women for$20)countless time but it was always in private rooms or with a towel around my waist

Who paid who?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: che on March 31, 2011, 08:08:43 PM
che is actually my sensei

however, sadly my career was never as cool as his adventures
I did what I had to do to survive JNN but you are right "all that appears to glitter isn't Always gold"
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: che on March 31, 2011, 08:10:59 PM
Who paid who?
Your mom paid me
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Prototype on April 01, 2011, 04:50:44 AM
In Australia, depending on state licensing laws and if the club has the appropriate license you can have full frontal nudity and serve alcohol in the same premises. Sometimes it can only be a quick flash.

You would only get away with that amount of "Dancing Bear" nudity at a private residence

You will get plenty of instances where a female will attempt to get a sneaky suck or pull in behind the towel but generally not in the open like that.

I was doing a stage show interstate at a ladies night at a club/bar. Place was packed. Some idiot girl thought it would be fun to throw ice at the stage. First peice I slipped over on. Second piece of ice I saw coming in Matrix style bullet time and caught it out of the air and slung it straight back into the face of the girl that threw it. This girl was a good 3 metres away and it it hit her flush in the cheek and the audience roared in approval. Awesome moment right there. After the show I was outside chatting to a female police officer about it.

Anyway... The next night I'm performing at a private hen's party as a cop. They had payed A LOT so I did my best show for them, the hen kept trying to suck my dick during the show LOL. I had a shower after to wash up and they asked for more show. I put some other music on and did a bit extra for them and it ended up with me laying on the floor with five girls around me, pouring and licking champagne, doing jelly shots, licking whipped cream and maltesers off me. I was pretty much pinned there and lay back and closed my eyes trying not to laugh as all of the women rubbed everything all over my legs chest, arms and abs. Then my towel get pulled off and they start to rub my dick. I couldn't help but laugh as I felt blood rush it and got hard. This hen was an expert, she gripped it down the bottom of the shaft, lubed it real good with jelly or chocolate sauce or whipped cream whatever and started working it while all the other girls rubbed my balls and body and cheered her on. The song came on "Scooter - Fire" . I couldn't take much more of that and right as the music went "1 2 3 FIRE!!!" my eyes rolled back into my head as I came everywher. The girls all cheered as they rubbed my balls. I showered and got changed. It fullfilled my DAncing BEar / CFNM fantasy. I said goodbye to everyone and they told me how awesome the show was. The hen said thanks and that she and her fiancee had some sort of arrangement and that that was allowed and how much she enjoyed it. She then says 'you don't remember me do you?' I look puzzled and say that I didn't. She says 'i was talking to you last night outside the club.................... ............. I'm the police officer.'

Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 01, 2011, 05:30:51 AM
haha pillowtalk still pretending to be a woman .. this is just getting sad .. you are becoming literally a btch  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 01, 2011, 05:33:15 AM
lol@prototype

good shit  ;D
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: stuntmovie on April 01, 2011, 10:23:33 AM
Hawaii - Totally nude and alcohol service approved. (Unless there has been a recent change.)

Even Las Vegas does not allow totally nude plus alcohol service.

I believe that Keith used to Bounce at Club Rockza.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 01, 2011, 11:47:06 AM
Hawaii - Totally nude and alcohol service approved. (Unless there has been a recent change.)

Even Las Vegas does not allow totally nude plus alcohol service.

I believe that Keith used to Bounce at Club Rockza.

is there anything Hawaii didn't get right?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: BIG ACH on April 01, 2011, 11:54:11 AM
also, I need to mention that you know it is total bullshit because they serve alcohol in the "clubs/bars" in those videos and they have full nudity.

you can't have full nudity in a establishment that has male or female full nudity- it's against the law.....I know it is a different law in Europe but in the US you can't

Huh???

Did you mean Alcohol?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname....
Post by: johnnynoname on April 01, 2011, 07:53:12 PM
Huh???

Did you mean Alcohol?

oops yes I meant alcohol

apparently, I was drinking when I typed that
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Prototype on April 02, 2011, 12:26:09 AM
lol@prototype

good shit  ;D

I live in a strange reality. More stripper stories need to be told.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Prototype on April 04, 2011, 01:41:46 AM
This looks like real footage. Full on LOL

NSFW!

JNN or Che this look like your shows? :-)

http://efukt.com/20788_The_Art_Of_Male_Stripping.html
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Devon97 on April 04, 2011, 05:21:58 AM
Hawaii - Totally nude and alcohol service approved. (Unless there has been a recent change.)

Even Las Vegas does not allow totally nude plus alcohol service.

I believe that Keith used to Bounce at Club Rockza.

Stunt,

What is so esoteric about allowing full nude and alcohol service? Why don't other clubs have it or are allowed to have it?
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: jesusbod on April 04, 2011, 06:44:21 AM
In Australia, depending on state licensing laws and if the club has the appropriate license you can have full frontal nudity and serve alcohol in the same premises. Sometimes it can only be a quick flash.

You would only get away with that amount of "Dancing Bear" nudity at a private residence

You will get plenty of instances where a female will attempt to get a sneaky suck or pull in behind the towel but generally not in the open like that.

I was doing a stage show interstate at a ladies night at a club/bar. Place was packed. Some idiot girl thought it would be fun to throw ice at the stage. First peice I slipped over on. Second piece of ice I saw coming in Matrix style bullet time and caught it out of the air and slung it straight back into the face of the girl that threw it. This girl was a good 3 metres away and it it hit her flush in the cheek and the audience roared in approval. Awesome moment right there. After the show I was outside chatting to a female police officer about it.

Anyway... The next night I'm performing at a private hen's party as a cop. They had payed A LOT so I did my best show for them, the hen kept trying to suck my dick during the show LOL. I had a shower after to wash up and they asked for more show. I put some other music on and did a bit extra for them and it ended up with me laying on the floor with five girls around me, pouring and licking champagne, doing jelly shots, licking whipped cream and maltesers off me. I was pretty much pinned there and lay back and closed my eyes trying not to laugh as all of the women rubbed everything all over my legs chest, arms and abs. Then my towel get pulled off and they start to rub my dick. I couldn't help but laugh as I felt blood rush it and got hard. This hen was an expert, she gripped it down the bottom of the shaft, lubed it real good with jelly or chocolate sauce or whipped cream whatever and started working it while all the other girls rubbed my balls and body and cheered her on. The song came on "Scooter - Fire" . I couldn't take much more of that and right as the music went "1 2 3 FIRE!!!" my eyes rolled back into my head as I came everywher. The girls all cheered as they rubbed my balls. I showered and got changed. It fullfilled my DAncing BEar / CFNM fantasy. I said goodbye to everyone and they told me how awesome the show was. The hen said thanks and that she and her fiancee had some sort of arrangement and that that was allowed and how much she enjoyed it. She then says 'you don't remember me do you?' I look puzzled and say that I didn't. She says 'i was talking to you last night outside the club.................... ............. I'm the police officer.'



Sounds like something Penthouse Magazine had in their "variations" reading... Glad you had fun...
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: stuntmovie on April 04, 2011, 09:49:58 AM
DEVON, Sorry for my late response, but, "I are dom!" and had to research "ESOTERIC" before responding.

I now know that esoteric means something that is understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest .... but I am having difficulty associating that word with the serving of alcohol in totally nude nightclubs.


But I think that the City Fathers of the majority of US cities who make the rules of appropriate behavior in drinking establishments feel that the situation could get out of hand if a bunch of drunk guys had their noses pressed up against a sober but completely nude gal.

The Hawaii  liquor control guys like nude chicks too and they feel like they have solved "the problem" by setting precise standards which are strictly enforced (most of the time) ..... namely ... No touching and an elevated stage.

I'm no esoteric expert on this matter, so that's the best answer I can provide.

Pellius might be a better person to respond to your question though. Or Go-4-It even.
 :o

Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: che on April 04, 2011, 10:03:44 AM

JNN or Che this look like your shows? :-)


Pretty much but we couldn't show the cock.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
Post by: Megalodon on April 04, 2011, 12:16:10 PM
Their slogan is a little weird. :P

Dancing Bear©....where only the herpes is real.
Title: Re: Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
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