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Title: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Army of One on January 22, 2014, 06:37:19 PM
I arranged a meetup with a tinder sloot at a local bar yesterday night. She lives about 35 minutes away from my house and we both had friends going yesterday so we said why not, lets meet there tonight.

Girl is a legit 7/10 standards SRS. Very cute face, nice ass body and white as fuk teeth. No pics because of  detectives but if she sends me a snapchat today i'll screeny it and upload it for you homosexuals.

Anyway, night goes on, i'm having loads of fun. Girl is fun and more importantly just as cute as she was in the pics (for you tinder bros you know how troll girls can be). Anyways, loads of fun, we're starting to get pretty drunk and we decide to hit the dancefloor upstairs. After a few minutes I have to admit i'm pretty surprised, she dances very very well. No brag but i'm a pretty fukcing good dancer myself (i'll let you guess why huehuehuehue) and usually bishes don't dance as well with me but this one did.


At this point I really want this girl back to my place at the end of the night. When 3am rings and she tells me her friends are leaving I just tell her to come back to my place and she agrees. I'll skip to you guys the details of the ride home but at around 3:45 we arrive at my house. Get in my bad, start making out, I undress her. Unlike some others (lulz) she was completely shaved and just as sexy undressed as she was with clothes on (not that common with girls you'll agree). I was rock hard. We're starting in missionary and I put my cawk in only to realise something's wrong. Terribly wrong. It didn't feel like a normal pussy.

Here's a little picture to illustrate it:

(http://i.imgur.com/H3CI6Y5.png)

After thinking about it now I realise what the hell it was. Her poosay was not in the right angle and this is what made everything go oh so wrong. As I thrust into her hard as fuk I start feeling my dick become wetter and wetter. At the beginning I just assumed she was getting wet as fuk but when I pulled out from doggy to cockslap her angus a few times I realised MY DICK AS FUKING BLEEDING! The whole bottom of my cawk was scratched to death and it bleed uncontrollably. At that point i'm too drunk and don't give two fuks so I just kept smashing her hard than ever to make sure I kept my boner.


This is when it happened. This is the part that I couldn't understand for chits. As I pumped away hard as fuk, the chunk of vagina that made the beginning of the angle RIPPED THE FUK OFF and fell on my bed in between her legs. At first all I noticed was the angle diminishing so I was happy but when I looked down HOLY SHIET. I grabbed it with my left hand (the right hand was busy slappin dem cheeks) and threw the vagina piece behind my bed table to make sure she didn't see it. Few minuets after this we both came and we fell asleep. She left the next morning.

I grabbed the piece this morning before throwing it outside


All in all it was the weirdest clap of cheeks I ever experienced but it fell just as good as it was wrong. Anyone have a similar experience to this?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:38:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H3CI6Y5.png)


I just jerked off hard to these pics. Do you mind if I add them to my spank bank full time?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:44:35 PM
You did take a pic of the pussy chunk, right? I want to see it.

I have to assume what you fucked used to be a man. His cock was sliced off and a fake vagina was created. The grafting didn't go well and perhaps turned gangrenous and that's why it was falling apart. Hope this helps clear it up a little.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: _aj_ on January 22, 2014, 06:45:08 PM
 ???
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:45:32 PM
We would also like pics of your damaged cock. Not for masturbation purposes, just curiosity.

(no homo)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 22, 2014, 06:45:49 PM
Looks to be half Asian by the angle of the vag.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:48:08 PM
Also, you might want to read up on this a little: Vagina dentata.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Medical

In rare instances, teeth may be found in a vagina. Dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layers of embyonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth bones or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin is or where the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina.
Dermonid cysts occur most commonly in the ovary. If it ruptures there, the teeth may migrate through the vagina.[1]
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Costanza on January 22, 2014, 06:50:10 PM
Could possibly have been a dude at some point in life.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:51:16 PM
Could possibly have been a dude at some point in life.

Yes, I think we can consider this confirmed at this point.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 06:53:30 PM
Obviously a tranny. You cut your dick on some peanuts he ate the night before.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BIG_STI on January 22, 2014, 06:54:49 PM
quit fucking trannys
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:55:58 PM
Her phucking vagina brah. It was not straight so it curved my dick everytime I pushed in, the bottom was all scratched up..


Also: She was NOT a tranny. She's 20, her tits were 100% natural without a doubt and i like my chicks pretty feminine, there's no way she used to be a guy


I still think it was a tranny, sorry man.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Army of One on January 22, 2014, 06:57:39 PM
I still think it was a tranny, sorry man.

No way bro, soft and feminine
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
No way bro, soft and feminine
Southern Tai tranny then.  ;)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 06:59:59 PM
What are you guys not understanding?? THERE WAS NO TEETH IN HER VAGINA, IT WAS JUST CROOKED. My dick is a straight pole but her hole was deformed and it was abnormally curved, which in turn made my stick bend every time I pushed it in, making the bottom scratch on the bottom of her pelvis bone, which is what made me bleed. The part that fell off was the actual part that made my penis bend, so in other words her hole is noticeably larger now since a bottom piece fell out.


I made a picture because you guys can't understand shiet

(http://i.imgur.com/oV46vF6.png)

 :D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
Hahaha


Post op tranny, you phaggot.

Google it.

































You filthy fuking tranny fuker.


























































Post her pics, you dirty piece of shiit
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Army of One on January 22, 2014, 07:03:32 PM
:D

Seriously it was the bottom part where my penis was rubbing.Maybe I was just tooshredded for her or something, or she was drier than Angela Lansburys cooch.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2014, 07:04:16 PM
Also, you might want to read up on this a little: Vagina dentata.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Medical

In rare instances, teeth may be found in a vagina. Dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layers of embyonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth bones or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin is or where the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina.
Dermonid cysts occur most commonly in the ovary. If it ruptures there, the teeth may migrate through the vagina.[1]

More like "Vagina Vendetta  >:(" am I right?

Am I right??




Guys?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: che on January 22, 2014, 07:05:40 PM



Post op tranny, you phaggot.


BINGO, it happened to me before
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:06:45 PM
Army of One got punked. It was either a tranny, or an anorexic bitch with a razorblade pelvic bone.

Give the bitch a sandwich Army!!!
 
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 22, 2014, 07:08:02 PM
Tranny theory strong theory
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 07:09:19 PM
I think this sums it up.

-Fuked a tinder girl
- Crooked vagina
- Scratched dick
- Piece of her vagina fell off from the friction
-  hid it to keep banging because was wasted
- Came
- Slept
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2014, 07:10:54 PM
More like "Vagina Vendetta  >:(" am I right?

Am I right??




Guys?

*still looking around with hand in the air for a bro-high-five*
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:12:36 PM
*still looking around with hand in the air for a bro-high-five*
Chiro has been avoiding me all week. I am sensing some sexual tension.

My vagina is as smooth as a Slip n slide.  ;)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2014, 07:13:27 PM
Chiro has been avoiding me all week. I am sensing some sexual tension.

My vagina is as smooth as a Slip n slide.  ;)

I never noticed ya little feller. How's your new years resolution of sobriety going?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:16:17 PM
I never noticed ya little feller. How's your new years resolution of sobriety going?
Never talk down to me boy.  :-*
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 22, 2014, 07:16:48 PM
*still looking around with hand in the air for a bro-high-five*

(http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/original.gif)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 22, 2014, 07:20:04 PM
Hold up.

Cliffs ?

Army fucked a girl and a piece of her pussy fell off..and he cuts his dick ?

I'd be at the doctor.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2014, 07:22:52 PM
(http://cdn1.bostonmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/original.gif)

LMAO yes exactly this!
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 22, 2014, 07:28:07 PM
LMAO yes exactly this!

Brady pwned...that's a good one..haha
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:29:09 PM
Brady pwned...that's a good one..haha
And then he goes home to his castle. Literally  ;)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 22, 2014, 07:32:57 PM
And then he goes home to his castle. Literally  ;)

That's great but its still funny.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 22, 2014, 07:36:10 PM
This is by far the best thread I have ever read on this board.

I can't stop fucking laughing.  :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D

I have so many questions but I have to wait till the tears stop running out of my eyes.  :D :D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:38:16 PM
This is by far the best thread I have ever read on this board.

I can't stop fucking laughing.  :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D

I have so many questions but I have to wait till the tears stop running out of my eyes.  :D :D
Can you tell us how a piece of pussy can brake off?  Also what kind of tape is best for tucking a cock?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 22, 2014, 07:40:00 PM
Unlike some others (lulz) she was completely shaved and just as sexy undressed as she was with clothes on (not that common with girls you'll agree).


Question.....do most of you guys find that when the clothes come off a girl is less attractive? I'm imaging clothes hide cellulite, fat, stretch marks, breast size (padded bras), etc......







Fuck this story is funny.  :D

I almost seriously wish you had taken a picture of the "piece of vagina" that "fell out".
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 22, 2014, 07:41:36 PM
Can you tell us how a piece of pussy can brake off?  Also what kind of tape is best for tucking a cock?

I'm no man Shizzo.

However, with that being said, I'm probably still more of a man than you.  :-\


And no...I can't tell you how a piece of pussy can "break off".  :D Endometrial tissue sheds off....but that's about all I can think that could be.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:43:11 PM
I'm no man Shizzo.

However, with that being said, I'm probably still more of a man than you.  :-\


And no...I can't tell you how a piece of pussy can "break off".  :D Endometrial tissue sheds off....but that's about all I can think that could be.
Mmmmm....... Break me off some of that.  :D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 22, 2014, 07:44:08 PM
You know what.....

She probably had a cup in and was so drunk that she forgot to take it out.

Thinking about it, this is probably exactly what happened.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 22, 2014, 07:44:48 PM
You know what.....

She probably had a cup in and was so drunk that she forgot to take it out.

Thinking about it, this is probably exactly what happened.

Just cracked me one off.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2014, 07:46:45 PM
You know what.....

She probably had a cup in and was so drunk that she forgot to take it out.

Thinking about it, this is probably exactly what happened.
Who puts a cup in they're vagina? Thats some high stakes beer pong.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Costanza on January 22, 2014, 07:50:39 PM
Who puts a cup in they're vagina? Thats some high stakes beer pong.

Dear oh dear...
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: TEH boob on January 22, 2014, 07:59:53 PM
Who puts a cup in they're vagina? Thats some high stakes beer pong.

Diva cup. It's shaped like a funnel and you stick it in your vagina to collect menstrual blood.

I'm thinking bikini slut might be onto something...that would explain some of the blood, unless it was clearly clearly your dick. It would also explain the hardness
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 22, 2014, 08:01:58 PM
Yes.....there is the Diva Cup or the Instead Cup.

Either one of those would explain everything including the strange angle.

Except for the piece of "vagina" that fell out.  :D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 22, 2014, 08:02:50 PM
You could also easily scratch yourself on a cup.  :-\
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: TEH boob on January 22, 2014, 08:08:38 PM
You could also easily scratch yourself on a cup.  :-\

Yeah I've always been repulsed by the idea...

Plus I envision it pushing out at the walls of the vagina and making it somehow looser.

Maybe the piece of vagina was the diva cup. OR MAYBE THE STORY IS A LIE
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: SF1900 on January 22, 2014, 08:13:14 PM
I hope you did not contract the rare Tbombz disease.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: MP on January 22, 2014, 08:19:52 PM
Christ, reading that made me ill.

Probably only the third thing on GetBig that ever made me ill.

Other two were the video of the stupid kids killing a guy with rocks & a screwdriver, and then some weirdo posted a pic of a guy eating sh*t. Probably only the time I've ever hit the report button.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: SF1900 on January 22, 2014, 08:23:10 PM
Christ, reading that made me ill.

Probably only the third thing on GetBig that ever made me ill.

Other two were the video of the stupid kids killing a guy with rocks & a screwdriver, and then some weirdo posted a pic of a guy eating sh*t. Probably only the time I've ever hit the report button.


Dude, that video was sick, I watched some of it. Was too much. The killers are known as the Dnepropetrosk maniacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: pedro01 on January 22, 2014, 08:42:52 PM
Next time, try a little foreplay.

Nothing wrong with the gal, just you sticking it in before she was wet.

Must have been a real dream experience for her too, stud.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BB on January 22, 2014, 09:39:49 PM
IUD strings can cause this -

(http://sexoutloud.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/IUD.jpg).

Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Nomad on January 22, 2014, 10:08:03 PM
link to misc thread fool
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 22, 2014, 11:32:51 PM
shit happens.  I'm glad getbig could get to the bottom of it.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2014, 11:34:22 PM
All the best with your cock bro.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: macos on January 23, 2014, 12:23:12 AM
Best thread on G&O for a very long time.

How is the little penoris doing Army?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Army of One on January 23, 2014, 02:06:33 AM
Best thread on G&O for a very long time.

How is the little penoris doing Army?

Sore! Just bathed it in the sink and washed it with some antiseptic cream, tried putting a plaster on it but every time I get a boner it just comes off and hurts again!
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: macos on January 23, 2014, 04:37:03 AM
Sore! Just bathed it in the sink and washed it with some antiseptic cream, tried putting a plaster on it but every time I get a boner it just comes off and hurts again!

That sucks brah.

Take care of your little buddy.

:D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Marty Champions on January 23, 2014, 05:16:57 AM
best first 5 posts in a thread ever
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Marty Champions on January 23, 2014, 05:19:17 AM
i used to fuck alot of dirty milfs and they had these weird locks or devices inside there pussies to keep them from getting preggers they had to be total sluts
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Thick Nick on January 23, 2014, 06:35:36 AM
Also, you might want to read up on this a little: Vagina dentata.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Medical

In rare instances, teeth may be found in a vagina. Dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layers of embyonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth bones or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin is or where the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina.
Dermonid cysts occur most commonly in the ovary. If it ruptures there, the teeth may migrate through the vagina.[1]

What.

The.

Fuck.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 23, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
What.

The.

Fuck.

 Do you send her to the dentist or the gynecologist to get that cleared up?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: TEH boob on January 23, 2014, 10:01:11 AM
IUD strings can cause this -

(http://sexoutloud.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/IUD.jpg).



The strings soften and you shouldn't be able to feel them. Sometimes gynecologists cut the strings too short causing them to not curl around the cervix but to be pointy. In that case it could poke. But so long as it's properly inserted you shouldn't feel anything. Some women "reject" them though...meaning that the IUD falls out of the uterus and I guess your weewee could hit that. But the IUD shifting really only happens in the first three months after insertion, after that you're good to go.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: HavoX on January 23, 2014, 10:24:36 AM
Tampon.  You're not her first, cowboy
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: SamoanIrishman on January 23, 2014, 10:50:26 AM
You did take a pic of the pussy chunk, right? I want to see it.

I have to assume what you fucked used to be a man. His cock was sliced off and a fake vagina was created. The grafting didn't go well and perhaps turned gangrenous and that's why it was falling apart. Hope this helps clear it up a little.

My exact thought.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: HavoX on January 23, 2014, 10:59:58 AM


Dude, that video was sick, I watched some of it. Was too much. The killers are known as the Dnepropetrosk maniacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

Found video. Can't sleep. Ever again.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 23, 2014, 12:00:01 PM
She was on the rag, you were to fucked up to realize it! Hope this helps!
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 12:11:49 PM
She was on the rag, you were to fucked up to realize it! Hope this helps!

And that chunk you thought was a hunk of pussy was simply a giant clot that come out with the menstrual blood.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Rascal full on January 23, 2014, 12:17:33 PM
How much LSD did you take?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 23, 2014, 12:18:30 PM
A tampon wouldn't scratch the shit out of his penis.

Regardless you should go get tested by a doctor for every disease known to man.  

When chunks of vagina start falling off you know something's off.  :-\
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: wes on January 23, 2014, 12:20:12 PM


Dude, that video was sick, I watched some of it. Was too much. The killers are known as the Dnepropetrosk maniacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
I`m fucking speechless.  ???
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 12:21:12 PM
When chunks of vagina start falling off you know something's off.  :-\

I doubt it's very serious, probably just gangrene or leprosy.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: hench on January 23, 2014, 12:34:56 PM
She could have a tilted womb, my mrs has that since the birth of or last child. Sex can be painful for her and i remember once in doggy position my helm was banging against something inside that felt a bit jagged. It felt nice in the moment but after my helmet was obviously irritated, not bleeding or cut but sore.
So I'm going with tilted womb from your diagram and experiencing myself pain to the cock
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: wes on January 23, 2014, 12:37:01 PM
A little Neosporin and some duct tape and presto.....Penis Of Peace,once again.  ;)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Army of One on January 23, 2014, 12:37:22 PM
Knooger seems to be on the ball in this thread, a man of the world and Internet
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 23, 2014, 12:38:51 PM
I`m fucking speechless.  ???


Don't EVER be tempted to watch this video, srs.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: anabolichalo on January 23, 2014, 12:56:52 PM
malodrax like story
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 23, 2014, 01:07:19 PM
A tampon wouldn't scratch the shit out of his penis.

Regardless you should go get tested by a doctor for every disease known to man.  

When chunks of vagina start falling off you know something's off.  :-\

 >:(
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Rambone on January 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM
We need an update pic of said healing cock
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: _aj_ on January 23, 2014, 01:27:42 PM
Lotsa homos in this thread asking for cawk pics. WTF?  ???
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: wes on January 23, 2014, 01:37:11 PM

Don't EVER be tempted to watch this video, srs.
I most definately will not.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 01:42:28 PM
Lotsa homos in this thread asking for cawk pics. WTF?  ???

For research, not rapidly stroking the cock to.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 23, 2014, 01:45:43 PM
I most definately will not.

I mean that Wes!
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 01:50:25 PM

I mean that Wes!

I think I searched for those videos once. I saw some shit in the woods I think where it looked like they were slicing the ear off of some dead woman. I closed that shit down and will never search for that again. Some shit you just don't need to see.

For once I am in full agreement with Shizzo.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 23, 2014, 01:51:38 PM
I arranged a meetup with a tinder sloot at a local bar yesterday night. She lives about 35 minutes away from my house and we both had friends going yesterday so we said why not, lets meet there tonight.

Girl is a legit 7/10 standards SRS. Very cute face, nice ass body and white as fuk teeth. No pics because of  detectives but if she sends me a snapchat today i'll screeny it and upload it for you homosexuals.

Anyway, night goes on, i'm having loads of fun. Girl is fun and more importantly just as cute as she was in the pics (for you tinder bros you know how troll girls can be). Anyways, loads of fun, we're starting to get pretty drunk and we decide to hit the dancefloor upstairs. After a few minutes I have to admit i'm pretty surprised, she dances very very well. No brag but i'm a pretty fukcing good dancer myself (i'll let you guess why huehuehuehue) and usually bishes don't dance as well with me but this one did.


At this point I really want this girl back to my place at the end of the night. When 3am rings and she tells me her friends are leaving I just tell her to come back to my place and she agrees. I'll skip to you guys the details of the ride home but at around 3:45 we arrive at my house. Get in my bad, start making out, I undress her. Unlike some others (lulz) she was completely shaved and just as sexy undressed as she was with clothes on (not that common with girls you'll agree). I was rock hard. We're starting in missionary and I put my cawk in only to realise something's wrong. Terribly wrong. It didn't feel like a normal pussy.

Here's a little picture to illustrate it:

(http://i.imgur.com/H3CI6Y5.png)

After thinking about it now I realise what the hell it was. Her poosay was not in the right angle and this is what made everything go oh so wrong. As I thrust into her hard as fuk I start feeling my dick become wetter and wetter. At the beginning I just assumed she was getting wet as fuk but when I pulled out from doggy to cockslap her angus a few times I realised MY DICK AS FUKING BLEEDING! The whole bottom of my cawk was scratched to death and it bleed uncontrollably. At that point i'm too drunk and don't give two fuks so I just kept smashing her hard than ever to make sure I kept my boner.


This is when it happened. This is the part that I couldn't understand for chits. As I pumped away hard as fuk, the chunk of vagina that made the beginning of the angle RIPPED THE FUK OFF and fell on my bed in between her legs. At first all I noticed was the angle diminishing so I was happy but when I looked down HOLY SHIET. I grabbed it with my left hand (the right hand was busy slappin dem cheeks) and threw the vagina piece behind my bed table to make sure she didn't see it. Few minuets after this we both came and we fell asleep. She left the next morning.

I grabbed the piece this morning before throwing it outside


All in all it was the weirdest clap of cheeks I ever experienced but it fell just as good as it was wrong. Anyone have a similar experience to this?

Next time have anal!
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 23, 2014, 01:53:42 PM
I think I searched for those videos once. I saw some shit in the woods I think where it looked like they were slicing the ear off of some dead woman. I closed that shit down and will never search for that again. Some shit you just don't need to see.

For once I am in full agreement with Shizzo.

I watched it today, huge mistake.

I actually was to the point of wanting to get a ticket to Russia on mission to assassinate those c-u-n-t.

This place is no good for me, between this and talking to halo, I am feeling a major fucking meltdown coming on.

I don't think people realize how much this shit affects me.

Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 01:54:22 PM
Next time have anal!

If you would have posted first there would have been no need for this thread. Sometimes the most obvious solutions are the most elusive.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 23, 2014, 03:50:22 PM
Was this just a one night thing or will you be hooking up with this lass again?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 23, 2014, 03:56:36 PM
Was this just a one night thing or will you be hooking up with this lass again?

Would you fuck off and not post so close to my post's please, I don't want to see your ugly avatar on the same page as me.

Thanks
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 23, 2014, 04:04:05 PM
As I thrust into her hard as fuk I start feeling my dick become wetter and wetter. At the beginning I just assumed she was getting wet as fuk but when I pulled out from doggy to cockslap her angus a few times I realised MY DICK AS FUKING BLEEDING! The whole bottom of my cawk was scratched to death and it bleed uncontrollably.

As I pumped away hard as fuk, the chunk of vagina that made the beginning of the angle RIPPED THE FUK OFF and fell on my bed in between her legs. At first all I noticed was the angle diminishing so I was happy but when I looked down HOLY SHIET. I grabbed it with my left hand (the right hand was busy slappin dem cheeks) and threw the vagina piece behind my bed table to make sure she didn't see it. Few minuets after this we both came and we fell asleep. She left the next morning.

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: che on January 23, 2014, 04:05:41 PM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

 :o  that's it.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 04:05:46 PM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

If I had a nickel for every time I got stung by one of those.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 23, 2014, 04:08:45 PM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

That looks pretty large.

I honestly wonder when a woman would feel the need to wear it. Would she be getting ready for a drunken night out and think "I should put my cock cutter in just in case I get hammered and someone tries to take advantage of me." ????

If she did have one in it sure as hell didn't deter Army. :D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 23, 2014, 04:10:36 PM
That looks pretty large.

I honestly wonder when a woman would feel the need to wear it. Would she be getting ready for a drunken night out and think "I should put my cock cutter in just in case I get hammered and someone tries to take advantage of me." ????

If she did have one in it sure as hell didn't deter Army. :D


that looks large, hehehehe, im so funny hehehehe, i should put my cock in cutter, hehehehe, im so funny.hehehehe ::)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 23, 2014, 04:41:59 PM
lol @ cock cutter!!!   haha
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: kyomu on January 24, 2014, 01:42:39 AM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"
I thought the same. But it would have caused too much pain and sounds like he didnt feel that much pain
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: SF1900 on January 24, 2014, 01:54:41 AM
Is it HIV? :-(
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: SamoanIrishman on January 24, 2014, 09:07:33 AM
That looks pretty large.

I honestly wonder when a woman would feel the need to wear it. Would she be getting ready for a drunken night out and think "I should put my cock cutter in just in case I get hammered and someone tries to take advantage of me." ????

If she did have one in it sure as hell didn't deter Army. :D

I remember reading awhile back how these were originally designed for 3rd world countries where Rape is prevalent. Only thing is it never really caught on because most of the men would just say it was consensual or she purposely seduced him just to hurt him with this device. The women were then punished severely if not murdered. I couldn't imagine living in a country where rape is so common that as a woman you have to just let it happen and keep your mouth shut.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: anabolichalo on January 24, 2014, 09:08:15 AM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"
funny but physiologically women cant NOT enjoy actual rape once the penis has entered the vagina


ask any woman they'll giggle and agree
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: pedro01 on February 03, 2014, 12:03:43 AM
funny but physiologically women cant NOT enjoy actual rape once the penis has entered the vagina


ask any woman they'll giggle and agree

So I guess the whole "foreplay" thing is just a myth then, eh?

Damn - no wonder you have so much trouble with women, all that pent up sexual frustration.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: ChristopherA on February 03, 2014, 01:04:03 PM

that looks large, hehehehe, im so funny hehehehe, i should put my cock in cutter, hehehehe, im so funny.hehehehe ::)
Haha! You're so fucking sad the way Bikini owns your mind. Attacking her the way a teenage boy would be mean to the girl he likes. Yo you've never met her IRL, how can she affect you so much?!
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 01:14:50 PM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

"1"

Most brutal frightening thing I have ever seen. I wonder if Dr Mengele is still getting royalties for inventing that device of anguish and barbarism.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 03, 2014, 02:22:52 PM
funny but physiologically women cant NOT enjoy actual rape once the penis has entered the vagina


ask any woman they'll giggle and agree

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? So do you believe once the penis enters the vagina the woman automatically feels good?
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 02:24:56 PM
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? So do you believe once the penis enters the vagina the woman automatically feels good?

Pretty sound logic once you put it that way.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Rascal full on February 03, 2014, 02:26:06 PM
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? So do you believe once the penis enters the vagina the woman automatically feels good?

Fuck, it doesn't?... :o
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: anabolichalo on February 03, 2014, 11:33:32 PM
She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.

(http://files.sharenator.com/rapex_condom-s418x278-25757-580.jpg)

Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

that would leave the vagina open all day, making it loose and fucked up


this is much more sensible

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4175lXUTiYk/UhLJ6KbgtMI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/R0MfoKA2Qc4/s1600/Chastity_Belt.jpg)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 03, 2014, 11:41:17 PM
Most brutal frightening thing I have ever seen. I wonder if Dr Mengele is still getting royalties for inventing that device of anguish and barbarism.

Dr.Mengele was genius FACT, U silly jehovaist
Marquise de Sade , could invented that 'tool'.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 03, 2014, 11:45:16 PM
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? So do you believe once the penis enters the vagina the woman automatically feels good?

 ;D :D
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 04, 2014, 06:25:19 AM
Dr.Mengele was genius FACT, U silly jehovaist
Marquise de Sade , could invented that 'tool'.

A truly terrible person.

Currently burning in hell.

But I hear he accepts all government assisted health care.

Youre in luck.
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 04, 2014, 01:16:31 PM
A truly terrible person.

Currently burning in hell.

But I hear he accepts all government assisted health care.

Youre in luck.

Who, Dr.Mengele ?, idolized by yours military labs guys.
Hell, good place to met historic people  :)
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: JediTerminator on February 04, 2014, 04:13:23 PM
without reading a sentence of this thread. I scratched my head off a whore's IUD. I bottomed out and scraped it. couldn't cum. pulled out my dick is cut with blood smeared. I did a year of HIV tests. they need better condom technology
Title: Re: I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?
Post by: TEH boob on February 04, 2014, 06:29:04 PM
without reading a sentence of this thread. I scratched my head off a whore's IUD. I bottomed out and scraped it. couldn't cum. pulled out my dick is cut with blood smeared. I did a year of HIV tests. they need better condom technology

Do you know when she had gotten it inserted? 3mos prior, a year prior, etc.?