I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?

[King Shizzo]

I never noticed ya little feller. How's your new years resolution of sobriety going?

Never talk down to me boy. 

[Knooger]

*still looking around with hand in the air for a bro-high-five*

[Palpatine Q]

Hold up.

Cliffs ?

Army fucked a girl and a piece of her pussy fell off..and he cuts his dick ?

I'd be at the doctor.

[Big Chiro Flex]

LMAO yes exactly this!

[Palpatine Q]

LMAO yes exactly this!

Brady pwned...that's a good one..haha

[King Shizzo]

Brady pwned...that's a good one..haha

And then he goes home to his castle. Literally 

[Palpatine Q]

And then he goes home to his castle. Literally 

That's great but its still funny.

[BikiniSlut]

This is by far the best thread I have ever read on this board.

I can't stop fucking laughing. 


 

I have so many questions but I have to wait till the tears stop running out of my eyes. 

[King Shizzo]

This is by far the best thread I have ever read on this board.

I can't stop fucking laughing. 


 

I have so many questions but I have to wait till the tears stop running out of my eyes. 

Can you tell us how a piece of pussy can brake off?  Also what kind of tape is best for tucking a cock?

[BikiniSlut]

Unlike some others (lulz) she was completely shaved and just as sexy undressed as she was with clothes on (not that common with girls you'll agree).


Question.....do most of you guys find that when the clothes come off a girl is less attractive? I'm imaging clothes hide cellulite, fat, stretch marks, breast size (padded bras), etc......







Fuck this story is funny.  

I almost seriously wish you had taken a picture of the "piece of vagina" that "fell out".

[BikiniSlut]

Can you tell us how a piece of pussy can brake off?  Also what kind of tape is best for tucking a cock?

I'm no man Shizzo.

However, with that being said, I'm probably still more of a man than you. 


And no...I can't tell you how a piece of pussy can "break off".  Endometrial tissue sheds off....but that's about all I can think that could be.

[King Shizzo]

I'm no man Shizzo.

However, with that being said, I'm probably still more of a man than you. 


And no...I can't tell you how a piece of pussy can "break off".  Endometrial tissue sheds off....but that's about all I can think that could be.

Mmmmm....... Break me off some of that. 

[BikiniSlut]

You know what.....

She probably had a cup in and was so drunk that she forgot to take it out.

Thinking about it, this is probably exactly what happened.

[Big Chiro Flex]

You know what.....

She probably had a cup in and was so drunk that she forgot to take it out.

Thinking about it, this is probably exactly what happened.

Just cracked me one off.

[King Shizzo]

You know what.....

She probably had a cup in and was so drunk that she forgot to take it out.

Thinking about it, this is probably exactly what happened.

Who puts a cup in they're vagina? Thats some high stakes beer pong.

[Costanza]

Who puts a cup in they're vagina? Thats some high stakes beer pong.

Dear oh dear...

[TEH boob]

Who puts a cup in they're vagina? Thats some high stakes beer pong.

Diva cup. It's shaped like a funnel and you stick it in your vagina to collect menstrual blood.

I'm thinking bikini slut might be onto something...that would explain some of the blood, unless it was clearly clearly your dick. It would also explain the hardness

[BikiniSlut]

Yes.....there is the Diva Cup or the Instead Cup.

Either one of those would explain everything including the strange angle.

Except for the piece of "vagina" that fell out. 

[BikiniSlut]

You could also easily scratch yourself on a cup. 

[TEH boob]

You could also easily scratch yourself on a cup. 

Yeah I've always been repulsed by the idea...

Plus I envision it pushing out at the walls of the vagina and making it somehow looser.

Maybe the piece of vagina was the diva cup. OR MAYBE THE STORY IS A LIE

[SF1900]

I hope you did not contract the rare Tbombz disease. 

[MP]

Christ, reading that made me ill.

Probably only the third thing on GetBig that ever made me ill.

Other two were the video of the stupid kids killing a guy with rocks & a screwdriver, and then some weirdo posted a pic of a guy eating sh*t. Probably only the time I've ever hit the report button.

[SF1900]

Christ, reading that made me ill.

Probably only the third thing on GetBig that ever made me ill.

Other two were the video of the stupid kids killing a guy with rocks & a screwdriver, and then some weirdo posted a pic of a guy eating sh*t. Probably only the time I've ever hit the report button.

Dude, that video was sick, I watched some of it. Was too much. The killers are known as the Dnepropetrosk maniacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

[pedro01]

Next time, try a little foreplay.

Nothing wrong with the gal, just you sticking it in before she was wet.

Must have been a real dream experience for her too, stud.

[BB]

IUD strings can cause this -

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