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Title: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:17:16 PM
Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: so why can you call but not text? that doesnt make sense.
Her: Omg because I don't give out my number that easy I talk to make sure your ok before I text
Me: but if you talk on the phone, dont you have to give me your number?
Her: No you give me your and I call you
Me: hmmmm
Her: I screen you first before you get my number because I'm a single mom with 2 kids.
Me: what do you screen for?
Her: That's why we need to talk over the phone
Me: well, what do you look out for when youre screening over the phone?
Her: To make sure your cool
Me: you do realize that most serial killers and mass murderers blend very well into society and go undetected for a very long time. People that are psychopathic tend to hide it very well, giving people the false illusion that they are sane. Even if I was crazy, you probably would not pick up on it anyway. Most truly psychotic people come off very sane. Just sayin'
Her: I get your point I Google you to make sure you ate telling me the truth if you have read my profile I think you would understand I had a lot of people lie who they were and confronted them and they got mad.
Me: I don’t have a lot of information on google.
Her: Yes it is everyone is in there. You ever Google yourself?
Me: Yes, but not much came up. I used fake names for everything.
Her: Oh why do you use fake names?
Me: so strange people like you dont hunt for my information. why do i want strangers getting my information?
Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it
Me: Is your information on google?
Her: Yeah
Me: So, you say that you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, yet all your information is on google. Great logic.
Her: Because I'm not hiding anything.
Me: yes, but if you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, having your information on google is not smart. any nut job can find your information.
Her: True that. Why I ask for your number
Me: Number or not, if all your information is searchable, then it makes it easier for someone to find out where you live. You’re not understanding what I am saying.
Me: your logic does not make any sense. you want to protect yourself and your kids, yet all your information is on google, which means any lunatic can find you. yes, that makes perfect sense.
Her: Your cell number tells it all
Me: Um, weird.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: calfzilla on January 05, 2015, 08:22:53 PM
Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck  :-X

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on"  :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 08:24:15 PM
Pee in her butt
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:25:11 PM
Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck  :-X

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on"  :D

I didn't know she had 2 kids until she mentioned it and the conversation was getting interested and I was bored.

Her logic seems way off.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:26:19 PM
Pee in her butt

haha lol. Yeah, but Id have to probably put up with a date. And after a conversation like that, I think I'd shoot myself.  :-X
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 05, 2015, 08:27:31 PM
Pee in her butt


yes.


this is the only logical plan.


Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Nails on January 05, 2015, 08:27:47 PM
she wont text you but i bet if you go out with her you will getting you dick sucked in under 15 minutes with her
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Competitor 9 on January 05, 2015, 08:29:00 PM
I didn't know she had 2 kids until she mentioned it and the conversation was getting interested and I was bored.

Her logic seems way off.  :-\ :-\

That same logic is know why she is single on a dating website with 2 kids looking for the next dad
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:33:16 PM

yes.


this is the only logical plan.




The pain of going on a date with her would be too much trouble.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:34:34 PM
she wont text you but i bet if you go out with her you will getting you dick sucked in under 15 minutes with her

She seemed pretty paranoid. Shed probably make me take a fingerprint test lol
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:35:23 PM
That same logic is know why she is single on a dating website with 2 kids looking for the next dad

yes, she definitely did not take logic 101 in college. must have skipped that class and took art appreciation 101.

Though, art is pretty damn cool!!
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Competitor 9 on January 05, 2015, 08:35:34 PM
The pain of going on a date with her would be too much trouble.

I don't think you could make it through it without riping her apart and leaving. I know I couldn't. Can't stabs stupid people
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:39:33 PM
I don't think you could make it through it without riping her apart and leaving. I know I couldn't. Can't stabs stupid people

Well, I don't want to stab stupid people either. Can't blame you for not wanting to stab stupid people. Its not worth going to jail over stabbing a stupid person. Best bet is just to walk away and be done with it.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Competitor 9 on January 05, 2015, 08:40:06 PM
yes, she definitely did not take logic 101 in college. must have skipped that class and took art appreciation 101.

Though, art is pretty damn cool!!

If you talk to her again ask  if she's such a good detective why it  took her 2 kids to find out she married a asshole    
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Tapeworm on January 05, 2015, 08:46:42 PM
Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it

"I understand.  I underwent a similar vetting process before being promoted into covert operations.  Being able to spot a lie meant the difference between life and death for my team out there in the field."
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:50:11 PM
If you talk to her again ask  if she's such a good detective why it  took her 2 kids to find out she married a asshole    

Love is blind?  :D :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:51:59 PM
"I understand.  I underwent a similar vetting process before being promoted into covert operations.  Being able to spot a lie meant the difference between life and death for my team out there in the field."

lol.

she was a very strange women. oh yeah, then she told me she wanted my phone number because she has this program that looks up peoples phone numbers and tells her all information about them lol.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Tapeworm on January 05, 2015, 08:53:17 PM
"It won't tell you the girth of my manhood."
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: flinstones1 on January 05, 2015, 11:06:39 PM
Has anyone actually met a legitimate 7/10 or better off of online date site who didn't turn out to have  serious mental issues? I haven't. Secondly you are already devaluing yourself in the woman's eyes because you using the internet to get laid  and she knows it.

online dating is great as long as you have thick skin and don't take it too seriously but I can't even say that without cringing, you associate yourself by the quality of people your around and if your throwing your friday nights away chasing used whores and single mothers how can you not lose self respect for yourself? Why get rejected by some piece of trash who wouldn't get a second look from you  in the club? . You will never get a chick out of your league online, hell you'll be  lucky to get a chick equal to you. Approach women . In the real world  you can easily date up.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Bevo on January 05, 2015, 11:08:19 PM
Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck  :-X

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on"  :D

Spoken like a guy who has the pic saved on his hard drive  ;D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: James28 on January 05, 2015, 11:11:05 PM
My girlfriend (or ex, fuck knows these days) and I met on a dating site. She mentioned the area she lived in. She told me she taught at a Catholic school, and she mentioned that she walks to work. Can you see how easy it was to find her .... ? Only two Catholic schools in walking distance from her area. Oh, she also told me she teach Year 1. Staff list publish on school website, low and behold, there she is. Now I move on to Facebook. First result.

Long story short. I knew so much about her that I was almost bored and ready to break up with her before we even met  :P
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Vince B on January 05, 2015, 11:17:24 PM
Tells us more about you than her. She sounds okay whereas you come across as an asshole. Who would have thought that?

Tell her you post on Getbig as SF1900. That should settle any doubts she has.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: tommywishbone on January 05, 2015, 11:18:19 PM
Pee in her butt

I can find nothing wrong with this recommendation.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Papper on January 05, 2015, 11:26:33 PM
She wanted to google your number it seems. Maybe she gave her number to basket cases before
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: smoothasf on January 06, 2015, 01:11:33 AM
Nice flirty conversation....... you completely boring cuunt.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: pedro01 on January 06, 2015, 01:14:05 AM
Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: so why can you call but not text? that doesnt make sense.
Her: Omg because I don't give out my number that easy I talk to make sure your ok before I text
Me: but if you talk on the phone, dont you have to give me your number?
Her: No you give me your and I call you
Me: hmmmm
Her: I screen you first before you get my number because I'm a single mom with 2 kids.
Me: what do you screen for?
Her: That's why we need to talk over the phone
Me: well, what do you look out for when youre screening over the phone?
Her: To make sure your cool
Me: you do realize that most serial killers and mass murderers blend very well into society and go undetected for a very long time. People that are psychopathic tend to hide it very well, giving people the false illusion that they are sane. Even if I was crazy, you probably would not pick up on it anyway. Most truly psychotic people come off very sane. Just sayin'
Her: I get your point I Google you to make sure you ate telling me the truth if you have read my profile I think you would understand I had a lot of people lie who they were and confronted them and they got mad.
Me: I don’t have a lot of information on google.
Her: Yes it is everyone is in there. You ever Google yourself?
Me: Yes, but not much came up. I used fake names for everything.
Her: Oh why do you use fake names?
Me: so strange people like you dont hunt for my information. why do i want strangers getting my information?
Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it
Me: Is your information on google?
Her: Yeah
Me: So, you say that you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, yet all your information is on google. Great logic.
Her: Because I'm not hiding anything.
Me: yes, but if you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, having your information on google is not smart. any nut job can find your information.
Her: True that. Why I ask for your number
Me: Number or not, if all your information is searchable, then it makes it easier for someone to find out where you live. You’re not understanding what I am saying.
Me: your logic does not make any sense. you want to protect yourself and your kids, yet all your information is on google, which means any lunatic can find you. yes, that makes perfect sense.
Her: Your cell number tells it all
Me: Um, weird.


Sounds like 2 retards having a battle of wits...

or half-wits...
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: bigmc on January 06, 2015, 01:21:00 AM
Has anyone actually met a legitimate 7/10 or better off of online date site who didn't turn out to have  serious mental issues? I haven't. Secondly you are already devaluing yourself in the woman's eyes because you using the internet to get laid  and she knows it.

online dating is great as long as you have thick skin and don't take it too seriously but I can't even say that without cringing, you associate yourself by the quality of people your around and if your throwing your friday nights away chasing used whores and single mothers how can you not lose self respect for yourself? Why get rejected by some piece of trash who wouldn't get a second look from you  in the club? . You will never get a chick out of your league online, hell you'll be  lucky to get a chick equal to you. Approach women . In the real world  you can easily date up.

you are way too jaded for a 21 year old flint

jut fuck shit loads of whores

forget the psychology

doesnt matter if their nuts as long as they put out brother  8)
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Julio Ceasar on January 06, 2015, 01:41:39 AM
Sounds like 2 retards having a battle of wits...

or half-wits...

100% agree, conversation is strange, its like your try having some stupid conversation convince yourself that your are clever/smarter or something, and now trying to get confirmation of the getbig people to hold your back.

Question peoples behaviour and trying to always be the clever one in conversations often left u alone. Most people just got tired of this behaviour and leave! Its like "ok let he be right" bye...

The girl seem to be nice, she is just careful, and u attack her of that. This careful behaviour made her learn your personality a little better. She gave you some Resistance and the conversation just became not so friendly! There is pretty much fucked up men out there not being SERIALKILLERS haha, and u will notice it pretty quick if u give it some time.

You are the looser, not she. She have 10-20 new emails every day of guys wanne meet her, u got none!

 

Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: falco on January 06, 2015, 03:23:41 AM
She doesn't know anything about electricity. You should ditch her.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 06, 2015, 04:18:33 AM
This wouldn't happen to TBombz
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2015, 04:43:28 AM
100% agree, conversation is strange, its like your try having some stupid conversation convince yourself that your are clever/smarter or something, and now trying to get confirmation of the getbig people to hold your back.

Question peoples behaviour and trying to always be the clever one in conversations often left u alone. Most people just got tired of this behaviour and leave! Its like "ok let he be right" bye...

The girl seem to be nice, she is just careful, and u attack her of that. This careful behaviour made her learn your personality a little better. She gave you some Resistance and the conversation just became not so friendly! There is pretty much fucked up men out there not being SERIALKILLERS haha, and u will notice it pretty quick if u give it some time.

You are the looser, not she. She have 10-20 new emails every day of guys wanne meet her, u got none!

 


If she wants to be careful, then meet and screen people in real life.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 06, 2015, 04:48:01 AM
Who's on first?
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: trapz101 on January 06, 2015, 04:52:07 AM
the first line should be 'i want to fuck you in the ass and cum in your mouth' the getbigger way
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 06, 2015, 04:54:10 AM
Women with young kids should be avoided at all costs. 
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 06, 2015, 04:55:21 AM
Women with young kids should be avoided at all costs. 

X2.

It is truly the path to ruin.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 06, 2015, 04:59:17 AM
You should have asked if the kids had the same father. Or at least the same race.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 06:24:09 AM
Sounds like 2 retards having a battle of wits...

or half-wits...

I prefer half-wit!
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 06:25:48 AM
100% agree, conversation is strange, its like your try having some stupid conversation convince yourself that your are clever/smarter or something, and now trying to get confirmation of the getbig people to hold your back.

Question peoples behaviour and trying to always be the clever one in conversations often left u alone. Most people just got tired of this behaviour and leave! Its like "ok let he be right" bye...

The girl seem to be nice, she is just careful, and u attack her of that. This careful behaviour made her learn your personality a little better. She gave you some Resistance and the conversation just became not so friendly! There is pretty much fucked up men out there not being SERIALKILLERS haha, and u will notice it pretty quick if u give it some time.

You are the looser, not she. She have 10-20 new emails every day of guys wanne meet her, u got none!

 



Thank you for the input. I will take this into consideration during another conversation. I learn something new every day on getbig.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on January 06, 2015, 06:27:34 AM
Nice flirty conversation....... you completely boring cuunt.
x2, shes probably on some bitches website copying and pasting ur conversation too saying look at this spastic and possible steamer
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 06:29:40 AM
x2, shes probably on some bitches website copying and pasting ur conversation too saying look at this spastic and possible steamer

A possible "steamer."

What is a steamer?
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Man of Steel on January 06, 2015, 06:33:16 AM
Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: so why can you call but not text? that doesnt make sense.
Her: Omg because I don't give out my number that easy I talk to make sure your ok before I text
Me: but if you talk on the phone, dont you have to give me your number?
Her: No you give me your and I call you
Me: hmmmm
Her: I screen you first before you get my number because I'm a single mom with 2 kids.
Me: what do you screen for?
Her: That's why we need to talk over the phone
Me: well, what do you look out for when youre screening over the phone?
Her: To make sure your cool
Me: you do realize that most serial killers and mass murderers blend very well into society and go undetected for a very long time. People that are psychopathic tend to hide it very well, giving people the false illusion that they are sane. Even if I was crazy, you probably would not pick up on it anyway. Most truly psychotic people come off very sane. Just sayin'
Her: I get your point I Google you to make sure you ate telling me the truth if you have read my profile I think you would understand I had a lot of people lie who they were and confronted them and they got mad.
Me: I don’t have a lot of information on google.
Her: Yes it is everyone is in there. You ever Google yourself?
Me: Yes, but not much came up. I used fake names for everything.
Her: Oh why do you use fake names?
Me: so strange people like you dont hunt for my information. why do i want strangers getting my information?
Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it
Me: Is your information on google?
Her: Yeah
Me: So, you say that you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, yet all your information is on google. Great logic.
Her: Because I'm not hiding anything.
Me: yes, but if you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, having your information on google is not smart. any nut job can find your information.
Her: True that. Why I ask for your number
Me: Number or not, if all your information is searchable, then it makes it easier for someone to find out where you live. You’re not understanding what I am saying.
Me: your logic does not make any sense. you want to protect yourself and your kids, yet all your information is on google, which means any lunatic can find you. yes, that makes perfect sense.
Her: Your cell number tells it all
Me: Um, weird.


You should've shared the Lord Jesus Christ with her.   ;D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 06:35:08 AM
You should've shared the Lord Jesus Christ with her.   ;D

She appeared crazy and delusional, so I actually thought she may be a theist  ;D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: andreisdaman on January 06, 2015, 07:15:01 AM
Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: so why can you call but not text? that doesnt make sense.
Her: Omg because I don't give out my number that easy I talk to make sure your ok before I text
Me: but if you talk on the phone, dont you have to give me your number?
Her: No you give me your and I call you
Me: hmmmm
Her: I screen you first before you get my number because I'm a single mom with 2 kids.
Me: what do you screen for?
Her: That's why we need to talk over the phone
Me: well, what do you look out for when youre screening over the phone?
Her: To make sure your cool
Me: you do realize that most serial killers and mass murderers blend very well into society and go undetected for a very long time. People that are psychopathic tend to hide it very well, giving people the false illusion that they are sane. Even if I was crazy, you probably would not pick up on it anyway. Most truly psychotic people come off very sane. Just sayin'
Her: I get your point I Google you to make sure you ate telling me the truth if you have read my profile I think you would understand I had a lot of people lie who they were and confronted them and they got mad.
Me: I don’t have a lot of information on google.
Her: Yes it is everyone is in there. You ever Google yourself?
Me: Yes, but not much came up. I used fake names for everything.
Her: Oh why do you use fake names?
Me: so strange people like you dont hunt for my information. why do i want strangers getting my information?
Her: gotta make sure you are telling me the truth you could be married or living with someone I'm not getting hurt so that's why I do it
Me: Is your information on google?
Her: Yeah
Me: So, you say that you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, yet all your information is on google. Great logic.
Her: Because I'm not hiding anything.
Me: yes, but if you want to protect yourself because you have 2 kids, having your information on google is not smart. any nut job can find your information.
Her: True that. Why I ask for your number
Me: Number or not, if all your information is searchable, then it makes it easier for someone to find out where you live. You’re not understanding what I am saying.
Me: your logic does not make any sense. you want to protect yourself and your kids, yet all your information is on google, which means any lunatic can find you. yes, that makes perfect sense.
Her: Your cell number tells it all
Me: Um, weird.



don't tell me....POF right?
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 07:19:29 AM

don't tell me....POF right?

Yup lol
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 06, 2015, 07:25:23 AM
I am very dissapoint that in that whole conversation you never once asked for a Pussy Shot.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Skorp1o on January 06, 2015, 07:47:00 AM
Conversation I had with a woman from a dating web site:

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Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 06, 2015, 07:55:59 AM
Hope yer not contemplating having sex with a pregnant lady!
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Viking11 on January 06, 2015, 07:57:08 AM
You  didn't ask her the really pertinent stuff, like why are her amateur sex vids on Redtube and was that really her LAST gangbang?
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Skorp1o on January 06, 2015, 08:03:25 AM
Hope yer not contemplating having sex with a pregnant lady!

No, it's a girl I met a long while ago on Tinder (before she got pregnant) and we had a couple of sexual encounters at the time, after me she dated a guy and got knocked up, she's still with him but she keeps trying to get my attention and I tell her what she likes to hear.

I would never rattle someone else's foetus  :-X unless it was this girl  :D:

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Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on January 06, 2015, 08:09:02 AM
A possible "steamer."

What is a steamer?
a steamer is a rampant homosexual
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 08:14:38 AM
a steamer is a rampant homosexual

Oh, man!
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 06, 2015, 08:15:45 AM
Oh, man!

Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: pedro01 on January 06, 2015, 08:19:45 AM
I prefer half-wit!

It's a quality I look for in women.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 08:25:11 AM


lol, epic actor.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 08:26:20 AM
It's a quality I look for in women.

yes, easier to pull the whole, "Im a millionaire who drives a ferrari" without being questions as to the validity of the statement.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: chaos on January 06, 2015, 11:54:02 AM
Pics?
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 11:56:54 AM
Pics?

nope  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 02:10:49 PM
Tells us more about you than her. She sounds okay whereas you come across as an asshole. Who would have thought that?

Tell her you post on Getbig as SF1900. That should settle any doubts she has.

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Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 06, 2015, 02:13:09 PM
^^ never gets old.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 06, 2015, 02:14:42 PM
You should have asked if she had a problem dating outside her ethic group. If she said "no", then say "oh that's too bad. I'm not into mudsharks"
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 02:38:34 PM
^^ never gets old.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 02:43:27 PM
You should have asked if she had a problem dating outside her ethic group. If she said "no", then say "oh that's too bad. I'm not into mudsharks"

 :D :D

Then asked me for my phone number, told me she was going to input my phone number into a program to find out information about me lol. And people were actually defending her. She sounds crazy.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: youandme on January 07, 2015, 08:33:48 AM
Did you hit that?
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Yanin on January 07, 2015, 01:44:19 PM
You're digging far too deep. Your the kind of guy that cock blocks himself for the sake of being an asshole, you were obviously interested now you just shut yourself down for the sake of looking "cool" on getbig...
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: BIG ACH on January 07, 2015, 10:38:57 PM
I laughed really fucking hard reading that.  She just didn't get it.  Well done sir.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 07, 2015, 11:35:24 PM
You're digging far too deep. Your the kind of guy that cock blocks himself for the sake of being an asshole, you were obviously interested now you just shut yourself down for the sake of looking "cool" on getbig...

Thanks, broskie.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 07, 2015, 11:36:45 PM
I laughed really fucking hard reading that.  She just didn't get it.  Well done sir.

I should have asked her if Doug Miller was natural.  :D :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Carlton G. Long on January 08, 2015, 03:49:44 AM
I read that whole conversation and I still don't know if she even lifts.   :-\
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Skorp1o on January 08, 2015, 04:03:02 AM
I read that whole conversation and I still don't know if she even lifts.   :-\

Women like her usually make up excuses about not working out due to a botched caesarean and incontinence.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: bigmc on January 08, 2015, 04:37:49 AM
Women like her usually make up excuses about not working out due to a botched caesarean and incontinence.

every dingle woman on a dating site lists the gym as one of her hobbies

what that means is they had a membership five years ago that she didnt use

Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Tapeworm on January 08, 2015, 04:49:52 AM
every dingle woman on a dating site lists the gym as one of her hobbies

what that means is they had a membership five years ago that she didnt use



Every last one, and always "I've just been really busy but I'm gonna get back into it." 

Well then maybe a profile pic update is in order because you look like the woman that ate the woman I thought I was meeting.   ::)  No I don't really say that but someone damn well should.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Howard on January 08, 2015, 07:38:07 AM
Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck  :-X

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on"  :D

Bingo!
Single mom w 2 kids is the evil vampire temptress your dad should have warned you about.

I wouldn't send a pic of Falcon's schlong as she would go into a suicidal depression about not getting a man wand like that in her lifetime.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: njflex on January 08, 2015, 08:51:07 AM
I WOULD BRING A TAZER ON THAT DATE...
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Conker on January 08, 2015, 10:03:47 AM
Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: ok cool here's my number xxxx


would have been far less effort and may have resulted in you getting your dick wet...oh well at least you made her realise how bad her logic is ???
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Croatch on January 08, 2015, 10:13:26 AM
The typing would have halted at: I have 2 kids and...
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Carlton G. Long on January 08, 2015, 10:37:25 AM
The typing would have halted at: I have 2 kids and...

"I have 2 kids and..."

<Croatch has ended this conversation.>

 8)
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: doriancutlerman on January 08, 2015, 02:40:12 PM
Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
*snip*
Me: Um, weird.


I hate to reiterate what's already been said, but good God, SF: this woman is fucking DUMB. 

The only way I'd consider pursuing her pussy -- and I mean THE only way! -- is if she is an absolute knockout.

No:  let me qualify that ... she's not only gotta be a real knockout, but she should also be kinky as all-get-out! 

By kinky, I'm not thinking of Priestish chest-shitting or submitting to Cormier and crew for a gang-bang; rather, she should be willing for you to tie her ass up, gag her, then fuck her holes at will the way the good depraved souls at hogtied dot com do with their models.  Remove the gag(s) only to stick your Johnson into her mouth/throat.

People will call ME, the mighty DCM, a weirdo for THAT kind of input, but ... meh.  So be it.  I remain Dorian fucking Cutlerman!  Greatest of all Olympians' "best" bodyparts, from Jay's back to Dorian's torn biceps :)

Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: youandme on January 08, 2015, 02:41:17 PM
The typing would have halted at: I have 2 kids and...

Haha, exactly.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 08, 2015, 02:46:24 PM
The main issue for me is when she told me she wanted my phone number because she has some program that she uses to find out men's information. She inputs their phone number into this program and it provides information about the guy. Super creepy.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 08, 2015, 02:47:59 PM
I hate to reiterate what's already been said, but good God, SF: this woman is fucking DUMB. 

The only way I'd consider pursuing her pussy -- and I mean THE only way! -- is if she is an absolute knockout.

No:  let me qualify that ... she's not only gotta be a real knockout, but she should also be kinky as all-get-out! 

By kinky, I'm not thinking of Priestish chest-shitting or submitting to Cormier and crew for a gang-bang; rather, she should be willing for you to tie her ass up, gag her, then fuck her holes at will the way the good depraved souls at hogtied dot com do with their models.  Remove the gag(s) only to stick your Johnson into her mouth/throat.

People will call ME, the mighty DCM, a weirdo for THAT kind of input, but ... meh.  So be it.  I remain Dorian fucking Cutlerman!  Greatest of all Olympians' "best" bodyparts, from Jay's back to Dorian's torn biceps :)



Doriancutlerman, you are what women desire. The ultimate male physique.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: bigmc on January 08, 2015, 02:53:13 PM
conversation i had on a dating site

her: hi

me: do you do anal

her: no

me: fuck off
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 08, 2015, 03:03:36 PM
conversation i had on a dating site

her: hi

me: do you do anal

her: no

me: fuck off

Straight to the point, huh? 
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Conker on January 08, 2015, 03:06:33 PM
The main issue for me is when she told me she wanted my phone number because she has some program that she uses to find out men's information. She inputs their phone number into this program and it provides information about the guy. Super creepy.

what "program" is she likely to have? no doubt all she's gonna do is google your number and see what comes up...you can understand a woman with 2 kids wanting to be careful with the type of nut jobs you get on those sites. maybe as you pointed out, her "screening" process is flawed but if it makes her feel better who gives a fk... i'm guessing your initial goal was to get laid, so why blow yourself out by starting a pointless argument with her.

tbh if you're going on sites like POF etc a dedicated phone for pof sloots is a must, you don't want anyone off there knowing where you live or your proper contact details until you've at least met them and judged whether they're wackos or not.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 08, 2015, 03:16:16 PM
what "program" is she likely to have? no doubt all she's gonna do is google your number and see what comes up...you can understand a woman with 2 kids wanting to be careful with the type of nut jobs you get on those sites. maybe as you pointed out, her "screening" process is flawed but if it makes her feel better who gives a fk... i'm guessing your initial goal was to get laid, so why blow yourself out by starting a pointless argument with her.

tbh if you're going on sites like POF etc a dedicated phone for pof sloots is a must, you don't want anyone off there knowing where you live or your proper contact details until you've at least met them and judged whether they're wackos or not.

I asked what program and she wrote, "Do you think I am that stupid to tell you?"  :D :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Hulkotron on January 08, 2015, 04:25:14 PM
every dingle woman on a dating site lists the gym as one of her hobbies

what that means is they had a membership five years ago that she didnt use



Haha yes

"Body type: Athletic & Toned" is often key for "I play in a weekend softball league" :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Viking11 on January 08, 2015, 04:48:45 PM
The main issue for me is when she told me she wanted my phone number because she has some program that she uses to find out men's information. She inputs their phone number into this program and it provides information about the guy. Super creepy.
Can you spell  S T A L K E R?   uh huh, I thought you could...
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Vince B on January 08, 2015, 10:34:16 PM
SF1900 is no average male because he is a Getbigger. Please explain what any young guy here is doing chatting with a woman with two kids?

No wonder these women are suspicious and need to qualify all suitors. God help them if Getbig heros are desperate and dateless!
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 08, 2015, 10:38:57 PM
SF1900 is no average male because he is a Getbigger. Please explain what any young guy here is doing chatting with a woman with two kids?

No wonder these women are suspicious and need to qualify all suitors. God help them if Getbig heros are desperate and dateless!

You do realize a woman my age can have 2 kids, you old, delusional fool.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
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Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Vince B on January 08, 2015, 11:42:14 PM
You do realize a woman my age can have 2 kids, you old, delusional fool.

So what? Why would any Getbigger want a woman with two kids that aren't his?

All the cartoons in the world don't change the fact that you are desperate and lonely.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 08, 2015, 11:45:35 PM
So what? Why would any Getbigger want a woman with two kids that aren't his?

All the cartoons in the world don't change the fact that you are desperate and lonely.

lol, coming from a guy at 70+, who is still trying to chase hypertrophy and has nothing else in his life, besides some crappy photography lol. Try again.  :D :D

And I don't know where you draw the conclusion that one is lonely because one is talking to a woman with 2 kids. People can talk to all different types of woman: single women, married women, women with with kids, and women with no kids. It means absolutely nothing. Or maybe there are men that can't have their own kids, and want to marry a woman with kids so they could be a father-figure. I know that is hard for you to imagine because youre creepy.  :D :D

Try harder, you old, delusional, creepy, old man.  :D :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: calfzilla on January 08, 2015, 11:55:55 PM
SF1900 is no average male because he is a Getbigger. Please explain what any young guy here is doing chatting with a woman with two kids?

No wonder these women are suspicious and need to qualify all suitors. God help them if Getbig heros are desperate and dateless!

BigChiroFlex, cleanup on aisle 7.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Vince B on January 09, 2015, 12:04:15 AM
lol, coming from a guy at 70+, who is still trying to chase hypertrophy and has nothing else in his life, besides some crappy photography lol. Try again.  :D :D

And I don't know where you draw the conclusion that one is lonely because one is talking to a woman with 2 kids. People can talk to all different types of woman: single women, married women, women with with kids, and women with no kids. It means absolutely nothing. Or maybe there are men that can't have their own kids, and want to marry a woman with kids so they could be a father-figure. I know that is hard for you to imagine because youre creepy.  :D :D

Try harder, you old, delusional, creepy, old man.  :D :D

So let me get this straight. You are a confident guy and according to your post fairly choosy. I am not putting any woman down,

but why pick a woman with kids if others are available who don't have kids? You going to bring them along on your first date? Wait for them

to go to bed before having fun? You didn't qualify, anyway, because she saw right through your creepy personality. You had zero chance with her.

I don't take kindly to being disrespected especially on the internet. I would rip your ribs out with my bare hands for such an insult.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: bigmc on January 09, 2015, 12:12:04 AM
basille is a man who bears grudges forever

the bitterness is strong and undeniable
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 09, 2015, 12:12:24 AM
So let me get this straight. You are a confident guy and according to your post fairly choosy. I am not putting any woman down,

but why pick a woman with kids if others are available who don't have kids? You going to bring them along on your first date? Wait for them

to go to bed before having fun? You didn't qualify, anyway, because she saw right through your creepy personality. You had zero chance with her.

I don't take kindly to being disrespected especially on the internet. I would rip your ribs out with my bare hands for such an insult.

I never said I was fairly choosy. Are you hearing things, you fool?  :D :D

And I never said I was into her, nor did I say I was not into her. People talk to all sorts of people with no expectations. Its called socializing, but you're too old, alone and creepy to realize that.  :D :D

Shut up. You wouldn't rip anyone's ribs out, you delusional, creepy man, who is chasing hypertrophy at 70 years old.  :D :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: SF1900 on January 09, 2015, 12:14:23 AM
basille is a man who bears grudges forever

the bitterness is strong and undeniable

Wouldn't you be bitter if you claimed to have a theory of hypertrophy, but never provided evidence that its an actual theory? On top of that, you won a contest in which you picked the judges?  :D :D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Vince B on January 09, 2015, 12:23:42 AM
Wouldn't you be bitter if you claimed to have a theory of hypertrophy, but never provided evidence that its an actual theory? On top of that, you won a contest in which you picked the judges?  :D :D

I would be bitter if I was a loser posting for advices on Getbig from other losers.

First anibolicahalo and now SF 1900. No one can help these tools.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: andreisdaman on January 09, 2015, 02:31:31 PM
So let me get this straight. You are a confident guy and according to your post fairly choosy. I am not putting any woman down,

but why pick a woman with kids if others are available who don't have kids? You going to bring them along on your first date? Wait for them

to go to bed before having fun? You didn't qualify, anyway, because she saw right through your creepy personality.
You had zero chance with her.

I don't take kindly to being disrespected especially on the internet. I would rip your ribs out with my bare hands for such an insult.

I gotta admit this is a funny line ;D
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: calfzilla on January 09, 2015, 02:35:28 PM
Sf1900 cocks is owning vince basil in this thread.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: Army of One on January 09, 2015, 02:36:46 PM
No, it's a girl I met a long while ago on Tinder (before she got pregnant) and we had a couple of sexual encounters at the time, after me she dated a guy and got knocked up, she's still with him but she keeps trying to get my attention and I tell her what she likes to hear.

I would never rattle someone else's foetus  :-X unless it was this girl  :D:

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Don't you get bored having randomish type hookups week after week? All sounds great on paper until you live that life and realise how meaningless and soul sucking it becomes.not having a go at you, legit question as I can only live that way for a few weeks before I start losing faith in humanity.
Title: Re: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site
Post by: King Shizzo on January 09, 2015, 02:43:14 PM
SF100 finally has a 100+ post thread?

I have literally seen it all now.