Author Topic: Conversation I just had with a woman from a dating site (Read 10823 times)

SF1900 · « **Reply #50 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:14:38 AM »

Quote from: Imako on January 06, 2015, 08:09:02 AM

a steamer is a rampant homosexual

Oh, man!

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:15:45 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 08:14:38 AM

Oh, man!

pedro01 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:19:45 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 06:24:09 AM

I prefer half-wit!

It's a quality I look for in women.

SF1900 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:25:11 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 06, 2015, 08:15:45 AM

lol, epic actor.

SF1900 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:26:20 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on January 06, 2015, 08:19:45 AM

It's a quality I look for in women.

yes, easier to pull the whole, "Im a millionaire who drives a ferrari" without being questions as to the validity of the statement.

chaos · « **Reply #55 on:** January 06, 2015, 11:54:02 AM »

Pics?

SF1900 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 06, 2015, 11:56:54 AM »

Quote from: chaos on January 06, 2015, 11:54:02 AM

Pics?

nope $:-\$ $:-\$

SF1900 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:10:49 PM »

Quote from: Vince B on January 05, 2015, 11:17:24 PM

Tells us more about you than her. She sounds okay whereas you come across as an asshole. Who would have thought that?

Tell her you post on Getbig as SF1900. That should settle any doubts she has.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #58 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:13:09 PM »

^^ never gets old.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #59 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:14:42 PM »

You should have asked if she had a problem dating outside her ethic group. If she said "no", then say "oh that's too bad. I'm not into mudsharks"

SF1900 · « **Reply #60 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:38:34 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on January 06, 2015, 02:13:09 PM

^^ never gets old.

SF1900 · « **Reply #61 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:43:27 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on January 06, 2015, 02:14:42 PM

You should have asked if she had a problem dating outside her ethic group. If she said "no", then say "oh that's too bad. I'm not into mudsharks"

Then asked me for my phone number, told me she was going to input my phone number into a program to find out information about me lol. And people were actually defending her. She sounds crazy.

youandme · « **Reply #62 on:** January 07, 2015, 08:33:48 AM »

Did you hit that?

Yanin · « **Reply #63 on:** January 07, 2015, 01:44:19 PM »

You're digging far too deep. Your the kind of guy that cock blocks himself for the sake of being an asshole, you were obviously interested now you just shut yourself down for the sake of looking "cool" on getbig...

BIG ACH · « **Reply #64 on:** January 07, 2015, 10:38:57 PM »

I laughed really fucking hard reading that. She just didn't get it. Well done sir.

SF1900 · « **Reply #65 on:** January 07, 2015, 11:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Yanin on January 07, 2015, 01:44:19 PM

You're digging far too deep. Your the kind of guy that cock blocks himself for the sake of being an asshole, you were obviously interested now you just shut yourself down for the sake of looking "cool" on getbig...

Thanks, broskie.

SF1900 · « **Reply #66 on:** January 07, 2015, 11:36:45 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on January 07, 2015, 10:38:57 PM

I laughed really fucking hard reading that. She just didn't get it. Well done sir.

I should have asked her if Doug Miller was natural.

Carlton G. Long · « **Reply #67 on:** January 08, 2015, 03:49:44 AM »

I read that whole conversation and I still don't know if she even lifts. $:-\$

Skorp1o · « **Reply #68 on:** January 08, 2015, 04:03:02 AM »

Quote from: Carlton G. Long on January 08, 2015, 03:49:44 AM

I read that whole conversation and I still don't know if she even lifts. $:-\$

Women like her usually make up excuses about not working out due to a botched caesarean and incontinence.

bigmc · « **Reply #69 on:** January 08, 2015, 04:37:49 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on January 08, 2015, 04:03:02 AM

Women like her usually make up excuses about not working out due to a botched caesarean and incontinence.

every dingle woman on a dating site lists the gym as one of her hobbies

what that means is they had a membership five years ago that she didnt use

Tapeworm · « **Reply #70 on:** January 08, 2015, 04:49:52 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 08, 2015, 04:37:49 AM

every dingle woman on a dating site lists the gym as one of her hobbies

what that means is they had a membership five years ago that she didnt use

Every last one, and always "I've just been really busy but I'm gonna get back into it."

Well then maybe a profile pic update is in order because you look like the woman that ate the woman I thought I was meeting.

No I don't really say that but someone damn well should.

Howard · « **Reply #71 on:** January 08, 2015, 07:38:07 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on January 05, 2015, 08:22:53 PM

Sounds like a dumb bitch. Why are you even talking to a woman with 2 kids? Yuck

Just send her a pic of falcons cock and say "this is what you're missing out on"

Bingo!
Single mom w 2 kids is the evil vampire temptress your dad should have warned you about.

I wouldn't send a pic of Falcon's schlong as she would go into a suicidal depression about not getting a man wand like that in her lifetime.

njflex · « **Reply #72 on:** January 08, 2015, 08:51:07 AM »

I WOULD BRING A TAZER ON THAT DATE...

Conker · « **Reply #73 on:** January 08, 2015, 10:03:47 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 05, 2015, 08:17:16 PM

Her: Yeah I can't text right now. Ok so maybe I can call you tomorrow
Me: ok cool here's my number xxxx

would have been far less effort and may have resulted in you getting your dick wet...oh well at least you made her realise how bad her logic is

Croatch · « **Reply #74 on:** January 08, 2015, 10:13:26 AM »

The typing would have halted at: I have 2 kids and...