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Title: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Matt on June 07, 2019, 08:50:26 PM
Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved his dick area prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro dicks can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after sucking...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to suck so many in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: SGT BARNES on June 07, 2019, 08:59:10 PM
Still coming up with lies to cover your being gay eh?

your next post will include a topless image of you or another man, you will talk about dicks, and then pretend  your awkward attempts to just let this burning desire out are just trying to talk BB with the "boys"

Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 07, 2019, 09:06:25 PM
Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved her slit prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro-cuts can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after eating a woman's slit...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to eat multiple slits in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

Matthew, how badly do you desire to have Go4It pump and dump a hot steaming load up your turd pipe?
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 07, 2019, 09:07:32 PM
Still coming up with lies to cover your being gay eh?

your next post will include a topless image of you or another man, you will talk about dicks, and then pretend  your awkward attempts to just let this burning desire out are just trying to talk BB with the "boys"



What man wouldn't want to be gay or bisexual in today's #MeToo climate?

Feminists are nuts. Everything gets blamed on men - EVERYTHING.

I'm sorry, but fuck that.

In my defense:

I've had offers to have babies from 10 women.

Tried with four.

Successful with two.

I am straight, but I see a massive upside to being gay or bi - basically dating men.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 07, 2019, 09:11:06 PM
Matthew, how badly do you desire to have Go4It pump and dump a hot steaming load up your turd pipe?

He's the good looking physique competitor, right?

I would like him to fly to Thunder Bay and take some annoying women off my hands. The ones who want me "giving women a chance" again.  ::)

I haven't had anal sex with any women thus far.

I also this before but, is it good?
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: SGT BARNES on June 07, 2019, 09:18:20 PM
listen to this cover talk about girls wanting him and babies .... again conversation turns to anal sex for matt.

Just run with it sparkles...you are gay

Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: LittleJ on June 07, 2019, 09:21:54 PM
Matt is gay and special. Bless his heart
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 07, 2019, 09:23:40 PM
listen to this cover talk about girls wanting him and babies .... again conversation turns to anal sex for matt.

Just run with it sparkles...you are gay



Well...I can sort of prove the stories of me fucking.

Did anyone watch that porn with Eric Edwards where he worked at a pizzeria, and fucked a different girl each day of the week, and took a video of it, holding a sign up with the day of the week?

Lol, good stuff.

FYI, I think being gay would be a safer political sexual orientation to be right now.

Small dating pool + increased risk of sexual infections would concern me though.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 07, 2019, 09:30:04 PM
He's the good looking physique competitor, right?

I would like him to fly to Thunder Bay and take some annoying women off my hands. The ones who want me "giving women a chance" again.  ::)

I haven't had anal sex with any women thus far.

I also this before but, is it good?

Matthew do you let drunken Indians (indigenous Canadians) pump your rump?

Or are all your boyfriends white?

Matthew you seem to be a touch racist and a lot homosexual
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 07, 2019, 10:04:55 PM
Matthew do you let drunken Indians (indigenous Canadians) pump your rump?

Or are all your boyfriends white?

Matthew you seem to be a touch racist and a lot homosexual

Define racist?

One of the women was Indigenous, yes. The one who shaved her slit.

Is a racist any White man breathing?

Then yes, I'm 98% racist. Maybe 2% North African on my mother's side [she's 100% Italian/Calabrian].

The #MeToo witch hunt scares me.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 07, 2019, 10:15:54 PM
Define racist?

One of the women was Indigenous, yes. The one who shaved her slit.

Is a racist any White man breathing?

Then yes, I'm 98% racist. Maybe 2% North African on my mother's side [she's 100% Italian/Calabrian].

The #MeToo witch hunt scares me.

Matthew, you are definitely 98% racist and 110% homosexual.

You embrace your racism and suppress your homosexuality, it’s no wonder that Lakehead University can’t trust you to be on campus
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 07, 2019, 10:59:42 PM
Matthew, you are definitely 98% racist and 110% homosexual.

You embrace your racism and suppress your homosexuality, it’s no wonder that Lakehead University can’t trust you to be on campus

Why would a homosexual racist suppress it?

It benefits a person these days to claim gay status.

Are you female, JustPlaneJane?
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: AbrahamG on June 07, 2019, 11:05:26 PM
Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved her slit prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro-cuts can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after eating a woman's slit...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to eat multiple slits in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

LSOS
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Henda on June 08, 2019, 03:53:41 AM
Was one of them your mate who let the big bodybuilder eat her pussy and ass and come inside her?
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Eulogy on June 08, 2019, 04:38:23 AM


You sound like the biggest closest homo on Getbig.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: JuicedKangaroo on June 08, 2019, 05:37:00 AM
What on Earth could've compelled you to write this feigned bullshit?

I can't imagine being such a weak male that women would feel they could walk all over me with deceitful allegations either. Some women do that shit, to some (particular type) of men, don't be a sucker. Nothing wrong with the Red Pill, or even MGTOW for that matter - but your premise is embarrassing and pathetic.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: robcguns on June 08, 2019, 05:43:09 AM
Sounds gross.i are 3 hamburgers yesterday now that was delicious.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Mothballs on June 08, 2019, 09:15:51 AM
The only thing sadder than a 40-something fat manlet bragging about things that never happened is a 50-something manlet bragging about things that never happened. #MattandHoward
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: wes on June 08, 2019, 09:44:46 AM
Shaved Slit Of Peace   :-\
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 08, 2019, 09:47:33 AM
The only thing sadder than a 40-something fat manlet bragging about things that never happened is a 50-something manlet bragging about things that never happened. #MattandHoward

 ;D


Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Desperate on June 08, 2019, 09:56:05 AM
That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after eating a woman's slit...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

The most sure way to induce blood-borne & secretive pathogens into your system, orally, is to brush your teeth before engaging in that activity.
Then Brushing afterwards, just raises the odds of transmission to 100%.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 08, 2019, 01:24:14 PM
Why would a homosexual racist suppress it?

It benefits a person these days to claim gay status.

Are you female, JustPlaneJane?

Matthew, yes of course I’m female.

I am also allowed on every University campus in North America.

And...I may also have bigger arms than you. Is it possible to get polio of the arms?
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: ratherbebig on June 08, 2019, 02:36:13 PM
michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: WalterWhite on June 08, 2019, 03:02:26 PM
Matthew, yes of course I’m female.

I am also allowed on every University campus in North America.

And...I may also have bigger arms than you. Is it possible to get polio of the arms?

 ;D
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Henda on June 08, 2019, 03:05:00 PM
michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

Most of us over a certain age probably have oral hpv virus yet show no symptoms and all share that increased risk of throat cancer
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Dave D on June 08, 2019, 03:25:17 PM
LOL

 Great thread title!
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Matt on June 08, 2019, 03:33:15 PM
Lol!! Who the fuck changed my thread title?!

So a mod thinks I'm gay now??
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: SF1900 on June 08, 2019, 03:36:36 PM
Lol at the change of the thread title lol
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Kwon on June 08, 2019, 03:39:10 PM
Lol!! Who the fuck changed my thread title?!

So a mod thinks I'm gay now??

Gotta love the mods on Getbig Matty :D


What makes Getburgle so great!
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: BB on June 08, 2019, 03:46:00 PM
The best thing is that if you read the first 5 or 6 replies after the original post, it totally reads like a gay chat. It falls together perfectly.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Matt on June 08, 2019, 03:47:24 PM
Gotta love the mods on Getbig Matty :D


What makes Getburgle so great!

Yeah, but my Hebrew friends from LU read this board sometimes!  :-[

 :-X
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Kwon on June 08, 2019, 03:57:36 PM
why would anyone even feel the urge to make a thread like this?


A wonderful mod that wanted to poke funny at Matt of course!

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/78ac25f95ff29e500b01d18257e28969/tumblr_pqzm8bDfrO1vm948w_1280.gif)
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: WalterWhite on June 08, 2019, 04:00:43 PM
The best thing is that if you read the first 5 or 6 replies after the original post, it totally reads like a gay chat. It falls together perfectly.

 :D
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: SF1900 on June 08, 2019, 04:02:45 PM
why would anyone even feel the urge to make a thread like this?


Because Matt is lame.

This thread is even worse than my threads.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: ratherbebig on June 08, 2019, 04:04:50 PM
how do we know he didnt change the title himself?
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Twaddle on June 08, 2019, 04:05:21 PM
Ron having his way with Matt.   ;D
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: chaos on June 08, 2019, 04:34:23 PM
Outed!
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: michael arvilla on June 08, 2019, 04:34:52 PM
Regan Grimes = mod on Getbig?!?!!?
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: TheShape. on June 08, 2019, 04:38:54 PM
Based getbig mods
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 08, 2019, 04:55:48 PM
I LOLed
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Matt on June 08, 2019, 06:03:35 PM
Regan Grimes = mod on Getbig?!?!!?

The thought crossed my mind. ;D

Seriously though, was it Ron who did this?
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: WalterWhite on June 08, 2019, 06:47:33 PM
The thought crossed my mind. ;D

Seriously though, was it Ron who did this?
(https://i.ibb.co/dpg9n2K/getbigmod.jpg)
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: JustPlaneJane on June 08, 2019, 06:49:32 PM
how do we know he didnt change the title himself?

Because Matthew would have used a much larger number than three in the thread title
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Joe Valentino on June 08, 2019, 07:10:54 PM
michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

No way, really?
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Kwon on June 08, 2019, 07:48:48 PM
how do we know he didnt change the title himself?

Because Matthew would have used F instead of S in the title.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Taffin on June 09, 2019, 12:07:53 AM
Sounds gross.i are 3 hamburgers yesterday now that was delicious.

Spit or swallow..?   ;D
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 09, 2019, 10:38:12 PM
No way, really?

Yes sir.

From eating the slit of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

And probably a thousand more.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Primemuscle on June 10, 2019, 12:49:06 AM
What man wouldn't want to be gay or bisexual in today's #MeToo climate?

Feminists are nuts. Everything gets blamed on men - EVERYTHING.

I'm sorry, but fuck that.

In my defense:

I've had offers to have babies from 10 women.

Tried with four.

Successful with two.

I am straight, but I see a massive upside to being gay or bi - basically dating men.

Men aren't perfect either. But, whatever floats your boat. One way or the other, gay or straight, you are well on your way to becoming a confirmed bachelor.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Primemuscle on June 10, 2019, 12:50:33 AM
He's the good looking physique competitor, right?

I would like him to fly to Thunder Bay and take some annoying women off my hands. The ones who want me "giving women a chance" again.  ::)

I haven't had anal sex with any women thus far.

I also this before but, is it good?

For some men, any hole is a good hole if it's tight.  ;)
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Primemuscle on June 10, 2019, 12:54:13 AM
The most sure way to induce blood-borne & secretive pathogens into your system, orally, is to brush your teeth before engaging in that activity.
Then Brushing afterwards, just raises the odds of transmission to 100%.

Sound advice.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Primemuscle on June 10, 2019, 12:55:09 AM
michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

Or so the rumor goes.
Title: Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
Post by: Matt on June 10, 2019, 01:03:52 AM
Or so the rumor goes.

Michael Douglas himself said that HPV from cunnilingus caused his throat cancer.

Women found the explanation...fishy...an d he was forced to recant, and "apologize" to women for stating this fact.  ::)
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: hipolito mejia on June 10, 2019, 03:25:26 AM
Is it true that sucking dick is like sucking a raw chicken drumstick ?
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: keanu on June 10, 2019, 08:09:42 AM
Matt, you get stranger with each passing day. :'(
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: kreator on June 10, 2019, 08:49:53 AM
Is it true that sucking dick is like sucking a raw chicken drumstick ?

Yes it‘s true. A friend told me.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Titus Pullo on June 10, 2019, 04:14:31 PM
Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved his dick area prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro dicks can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after sucking...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to suck so man in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

Congratulations :roll:

What has happened to you, Matt?  I know you're autistic, but your posts as of late have been fucking NUTS.  You were kissing Abeles' ass like a plunger stuck in a toilet, then you posted unflattering pics of yourself for "motivation," only with some weird, pleading caveat about "but, but...I'm strong for my size, am I not?"  I won't even mention that bizarre blathering about your "masculine features," or the braggadose way you crow about pumping out babies from many women of your recent misogynistic diatribes.

Have you taken to drink or drugs?  You are clearly depressed, either way.  Get help, dude.  I would troll and say "I fear for your health" but I won't; fact is, you're a good fella, but something has knocked you off the track.  Get back on it ffs.

P.S. -- You used to talk about your chest as a "sunken treasure" (I have a photographic memory).  Well, I saw some of your training footage, and it's no small wonder why your pics suffered:  your form SUCKED!  Bouncing the bar on every rep...that shit was hideous.  Pause every rep in training, even if it means taking awhile to get 315 again.  It will happen, because you are a strong little bastard.  But be consistent.  No cigs, no booze, and NO:  you don't need Anadrol to catch up.

The Legonairy hath spoken.





Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: US MUSL on June 10, 2019, 06:48:21 PM
Matt needs to get a full time job, he has too much free time.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Kwon on June 11, 2019, 04:57:21 PM
Congratulations :roll:

What has happened to you, Matt?  I know you're autistic, but your posts as of late have been fucking NUTS.  You were kissing Abeles' ass like a plunger stuck in a toilet, then you posted unflattering pics of yourself for "motivation," only with some weird, pleading caveat about "but, but...I'm strong for my size, am I not?"  I won't even mention that bizarre blathering about your "masculine features," or the braggadose way you crow about pumping out babies from many women of your recent misogynistic diatribes.

Have you taken to drink or drugs?  You are clearly depressed, either way.  Get help, dude.  I would troll and say "I fear for your health" but I won't; fact is, you're a good fella, but something has knocked you off the track.  Get back on it ffs.

P.S. -- You used to talk about your chest as a "sunken treasure" (I have a photographic memory).  Well, I saw some of your training footage, and it's no small wonder why your pics suffered:  your form SUCKED!  Bouncing the bar on every rep...that shit was hideous.  Pause every rep in training, even if it means taking awhile to get 315 again.  It will happen, because you are a strong little bastard.  But be consistent.  No cigs, no booze, and NO:  you don't need Anadrol to catch up.

The Legonairy hath spoken.







Matt rocks.

He is the gift that keeps on giving.


He is what Makes Getbig Great Again.

Regards
/The Legionnaire.

Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: SGT BARNES on June 11, 2019, 05:37:30 PM
Matt is off his meds and coming to grips with his man-love preference and deep mental insecurities

There is not a damn thing wrong with being a gay.

There is everything wrong with lying about licking on women and all the desperate attempts at machismo to bury it.

Also calling out another dude for banging whomever he wants publicly and not handling it like a man and saying it to his face is the most cowardly shit, and exactly what a gay bitch would do.

no amount of anadrol will change your desire for da dick matt.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Kwon on June 11, 2019, 07:14:58 PM
Matt is above lying och fabricating stories, he is Getbigs bastion of truth after all.

A very muscularly developed gentleman with a sunken treasure, equipped with good morals, a decently sized parsh and one of the few left that can hold an honest discourse.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: AbrahamG on June 11, 2019, 07:15:50 PM
Matt is above lying och fabricating stories, he is Getbigs bastion of truth after all.

A very muscularly developed gentleman with a sunken treasure, equipped with good morals, a decently sized parsh and one of the few left that can hold an honest discourse.


Chuckle, chuckle.
Title: Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
Post by: Titus Pullo on June 13, 2019, 03:14:30 PM
He is a self admitted abuser of oxycodone.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=635098.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=635098.0)



I see.  Thank you.