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Title: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 07:58:26 AM
Not a tranny, not a transman, but an actual woman with tits and ass.  It was a friend of mine and im not going to get into real detail of how she ended up on my kielbasa other than it was a pity fuck but after that roll in the hay, im still pretty sure that im gay

How has been your week so far Getbiggers???
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Flexacon on August 10, 2022, 08:04:32 AM
Nice of her to offer you a pity fuck.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: wes on August 10, 2022, 08:04:44 AM
Big Vince, knocking the bottom outta` some pussy!!   8)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: G_Thang on August 10, 2022, 08:12:56 AM
this is how monkey pox spreads to girls.  bet she doesn't know you bang boys.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: BB on August 10, 2022, 08:13:42 AM
Not a tranny, not a transman, but an actual woman with tits and ass.  It was a friend of mine and im not going to get into real detail of how she ended up on my kielbasa other than it was a pity fuck but after that roll in the hay, im still pretty sure that im gay

How has been your week so far Getbiggers???

How heavy we talkin Vince - 200, 300? Would Basile be jealous that you got to mount this large lass? Old, ugly, or fat, we need details.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: loco on August 10, 2022, 08:17:33 AM
(https://wgntv.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2022/08/7F9A30A0A2887DBD000E7A2187185DA4.jpg?w=900)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 08:28:07 AM
How heavy we talkin Vince - 200, 300? Would Basile be jealous that you got to mount this large lass? Old, ugly, or fat, we need details.

She was petite and about 120 pounds.  Not a fat chick.  She wasnt ugly but not a supermodel...just average as you folks call them
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 08:28:40 AM
this is how monkey pox spreads to girls.  bet she doesn't know you bang boys.


She was a friend of mine...she knew of course...lol
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: BB on August 10, 2022, 08:30:25 AM
She was petite and about 120 pounds.  Not a fat chick.  She wasnt ugly but not a supermodel...just average as you folks call them

Good for you Vince, good for you.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 10, 2022, 08:33:22 AM
A girl named Matt…
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 10, 2022, 08:50:48 AM
Poor thing.  You sat on her?   :D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Grape Ape on August 10, 2022, 08:51:57 AM
Not a tranny, not a transman, but an actual woman with tits and ass.  It was a friend of mine and im not going to get into real detail of how she ended up on my kielbasa other than it was a pity fuck but after that roll in the hay, im still pretty sure that im gay

How has been your week so far Getbiggers???

This proper term for this is called a "reverse shizzo"
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 10, 2022, 09:01:47 AM
Nice of her to offer you a pity fuck.
:D ;D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: njflex on August 10, 2022, 09:09:10 AM
 :o
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Kwon on August 10, 2022, 09:14:01 AM
Not a tranny, not a transman, but an actual woman with tits and ass.  It was a friend of mine and im not going to get into real detail of how she ended up on my kielbasa other than it was a pity fuck but after that roll in the hay, im still pretty sure that im gay

How has been your week so far Getbiggers???

Grats Melvin
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 10, 2022, 09:15:23 AM
Grats Melvin

Sounds like it was not good for either of them. 
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2022, 09:15:37 AM
The question still remains. Where did you cum?

And did you enjoy it?
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: AbrahamG on August 10, 2022, 09:20:37 AM
White bitch? Black bitch? Did she choke on the Kielbasa?
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 09:26:27 AM
The question still remains. Where did you cum?

And did you enjoy it?


Sex is generally enjoyable naturally and while I wasn't really interested, I did what I needed to do as a pity fuck requires.   I wasn't aiming anywhere as I wanted to get finished fairly quick so it went on her belly button and tits.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2022, 09:27:13 AM

Sex is generally enjoyable naturally and while I wasn't really interested, I did what I needed to do as a pity fuck requires.   I wasn't aiming anywhere as I wanted to get finished fairly quick so it went on her belly button and tits.

That’s hot
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 09:28:15 AM
White bitch? Black bitch? Did she choke on the Kielbasa?

Latino..el salvador
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: BB on August 10, 2022, 09:32:23 AM

Sex is generally enjoyable naturally and while I wasn't really interested, I did what I needed to do as a pity fuck requires.   I wasn't aiming anywhere as I wanted to get finished fairly quick so it went on her belly button and tits.

"How many ropes? Getbig wants to know."

(https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/larry-king-01-gty-llr-210102_1609623448458_hpMain_16x9_992.jpg).
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 09:38:29 AM
Sounds like it was not good for either of them.

Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: B R on August 10, 2022, 09:39:01 AM
I bet she was a right looker.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: JackTheRipper on August 10, 2022, 09:41:38 AM
Not a tranny, not a transman, but an actual woman with tits and ass.  It was a friend of mine and im not going to get into real detail of how she ended up on my kielbasa other than it was a pity fuck but after that roll in the hay, im still pretty sure that im gay

How has been your week so far Getbiggers???
Sounds like your first woman
Embarrassing to say the least
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 10, 2022, 09:48:18 AM
How did her tits compare to yours?
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Grape Ape on August 10, 2022, 10:09:00 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/W4S3JX1Z/6piu9g.jpg)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 10, 2022, 10:09:57 AM
Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once thst happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

 :D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 10, 2022, 10:10:37 AM
How did her tits compare to yours?

If she was only 120lbs  . . . . . .
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: CT_Muscle on August 10, 2022, 10:35:39 AM
Latino..el salvador

SOOOO it was a DUDE!!!!
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: beakdoctor on August 10, 2022, 10:44:08 AM
SOOOO it was a DUDE!!!!

Good catch!
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 10, 2022, 10:47:22 AM
SOOOO it was a DUDE!!!!
:o
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2022, 10:51:06 AM
Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

Tell me more on how to make love to a woman
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: G_Thang on August 10, 2022, 10:55:45 AM
Good catch!

Vince probably got confused as in "speaking to" vs "speaking about".  Anyway, SAS, Vince!

(https://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2021_09/214150914_359203098943640_5796525483490792634_n.thumb.jpg.eb9c2d964ee7ad49a0477a0ccde3bf4d.jpg)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: R.A.M. on August 10, 2022, 10:56:36 AM
this is how monkey pox spreads to girls.  bet she doesn't know you bang boys.

Down low brotha.  ;D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: G_Thang on August 10, 2022, 11:03:14 AM
Down low brotha.  ;D

LOL!
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 10, 2022, 11:04:24 AM
Shequinita - “Vince you wonder what our kids gonna grow up to look like?”

Vince - “Bitch them kids gonna grow up wondering what I look like.  BRB gonna go grab some smokes…”
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: AbrahamG on August 10, 2022, 01:12:47 PM
I bet she was a right looker.

Shit bro. This has me in pain from laughing so hard.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: joswift on August 10, 2022, 01:56:17 PM
sounds like someone has hacked his account
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Taffin on August 10, 2022, 02:05:49 PM
The question still remains. Where did you cum?

And did you enjoy it?

Fuck that question - were you dressed like this as you impaled her..?

(http://i.postimg.cc/x8vK1FWR/gimprum.jpg)

Don't leave me hangin' bruh - I'm feelin' sexual!! :P :P
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Fallsview on August 10, 2022, 03:22:02 PM
The only thing you smashed is a complete Bob Evens Apple pie with a side of grits and biscuits.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: AbrahamG on August 10, 2022, 03:29:51 PM
The only thing you smashed is a complete Bob Evens Apple pie with a side of grits and biscuits.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is this helpful?  You are better than this. 
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 10, 2022, 03:36:13 PM
Shequinita - “Vince you wonder what our kids gonna grow up to look like?”

Vince - “Bitch them kids gonna grow up wondering what I look like.  BRB gonna go grab some smokes…”


Hahahahaha
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on August 10, 2022, 03:47:31 PM
Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

What a miserable fucker you are.

You couldn't even be a good gay fuck if your approach is to just "go for the genitals".

.05/10

Forget about giving lessons, you'll be giving lesions with your approach.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 04:05:43 PM
What a miserable fucker you are.

You couldn't even be a good gay fuck if your approach is to just "go for the genitals".

.05/10

Forget about giving lessons, you'll be giving lesions with your approach.

What gimmick account are you suppose to be???
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 10, 2022, 04:14:39 PM
Did you stick to the vajayjay or take her up the bum?
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on August 10, 2022, 04:48:21 PM
Should have videotaped it and submitted it to the folks at Blacked.com
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: chaos on August 10, 2022, 05:09:44 PM
The only thing you smashed is a complete Bob Evens Apple pie with a side of grits and biscuits.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This sounds delicious.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Tapeworm on August 10, 2022, 05:11:49 PM
Did she have a woogley eye?
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 10, 2022, 05:55:50 PM
Did you stick to the vajayjay or take her up the bum?

That’s really not a nice way to talk about Shizzo….
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Dave D on August 10, 2022, 06:30:31 PM
Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

This makes sense. A lot of straight gay men ask me what it's like to make love to a man and I explain you have to dominate them, take their will and do this with zero foreplay.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Fortress on August 10, 2022, 08:41:23 PM
You’re a giant, gross retard.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Skeletor on August 10, 2022, 09:05:58 PM
Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple


(https://i.postimg.cc/c1kkFKmY/vv1.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/5yrPyG0p/vv2.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKbnpDWs/vt3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3XYLtcB/vv3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/cCC9sZsr/vv4.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/tTXvMWwd/vv6.jpg)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: AbrahamG on August 10, 2022, 09:13:26 PM
Amazing Skeletor.  Just amazing.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Costanza on August 10, 2022, 09:24:45 PM
Big Skeletor on fire :D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: The Scott on August 10, 2022, 09:29:32 PM
Public self-flagellation is not something to admire in anyone.   V³ is  an emotional midgie. 

"...Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago"?  Oh really?  With what, your beat to poo Cadillac or did you just not notice her on the bus and simply sat down and squashed her?

IOL.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on August 10, 2022, 11:25:49 PM
What gimmick account are you suppose to be???

#MEBeenBonedDryToo Rep
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Henda on August 11, 2022, 12:05:39 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/c1kkFKmY/vv1.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/5yrPyG0p/vv2.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKbnpDWs/vt3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3XYLtcB/vv3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/cCC9sZsr/vv4.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/tTXvMWwd/vv6.jpg)


Hahahahaha that’s fucking great 
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 11, 2022, 12:25:34 AM
I don't think we can call Vince 100% gay after something like this.. Perhaps 95% gay.

Am I wrong?
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2022, 12:51:40 AM
 ;D

 :D

(https://i.postimg.cc/c1kkFKmY/vv1.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/5yrPyG0p/vv2.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKbnpDWs/vt3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3XYLtcB/vv3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/cCC9sZsr/vv4.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/tTXvMWwd/vv6.jpg)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: GymnJuice on August 11, 2022, 04:58:39 AM
I don't think we can call Vince 100% gay after something like this.. Perhaps 95% gay.

Am I wrong?

Does the chart need to be revised?

(https://i.postimg.cc/rskP3rb6/ff1920px-Kinsey-Scale.jpg)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2022, 05:25:44 AM
Worthy of an award at the end of the year. 


(https://i.postimg.cc/c1kkFKmY/vv1.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/5yrPyG0p/vv2.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKbnpDWs/vt3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3XYLtcB/vv3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/cCC9sZsr/vv4.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/tTXvMWwd/vv6.jpg)
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Hypertrophy on August 11, 2022, 06:42:31 AM
You’re a giant, gross retard.


Pretty much sums it up Fortress. He exists for our amusement.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2022, 08:23:35 AM
Vince you are what 285-315 or so?   How did you not flatten her like pancake   
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 11, 2022, 08:44:45 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/c1kkFKmY/vv1.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/5yrPyG0p/vv2.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/FKbnpDWs/vt3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3XYLtcB/vv3.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/cCC9sZsr/vv4.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/tTXvMWwd/vv6.jpg)


Even i have to admit thats funny
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2022, 08:48:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/76xd10b5/Bmea2v-RCc-AAEVoo.jpg)

She ordered it.

He delivered.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 11, 2022, 09:16:14 AM
Vince laid down the law. Her uterus will never be the same. Hell, I'd be surprised if any of her El Salvadorean "Chorizos" will have the ability to service her in the way the Kielbasa did.

"1"
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 11, 2022, 10:32:36 AM
Goodrum commenting on photoshops!

Now I have seen it all - and I can die in peace!  :D  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Skeletor on August 11, 2022, 11:41:10 AM

Even i have to admit thats funny

Thanks Vince.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2022, 12:58:59 PM
Vince laid down the law. Her uterus will never be the same. Hell, I'd be surprised if any of her El Salvadorean "Chorizos" will have the ability to service her in the way the Kielbasa did.

"1"

hopefully she does not get monkeypox 
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: deadz on August 11, 2022, 01:57:58 PM
hopefully she does not get monkeypox
x2
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 11, 2022, 02:17:54 PM
hopefully she does not get monkeypox

Doubt the monkeypox would touch Venom Vince.

"1"
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Taffin on August 12, 2022, 06:05:59 AM
it must be good for you to get love and understanding from Getbig for your inadequate sex life

Speak for yourself buddy, Vince is clearly getting more action than me right now!

 ;D
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: B_B_C on August 12, 2022, 06:49:22 AM
Speak for yourself buddy, Vince is clearly getting more action than me right now!

 ;D

I taut y wer edguekated enough to know the difference between quantity and quality
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 12, 2022, 06:57:55 AM
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: G_Thang on August 12, 2022, 09:11:54 AM
Forgot these fools, Vince.  Save your money.  Norway is dropping dimes all over the place.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/ae/1a/23ae1aa68f7f763e8d9c7656113454f9.jpg)

Only the best for getbiggers.
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Taffin on August 12, 2022, 09:16:08 AM
I taut y wer edguekated enough to know the difference between quantity and quality

Wet?  Me am suk her feelins bruh

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/ae/1a/23ae1aa68f7f763e8d9c7656113454f9.jpg)

Swalleh!
Title: Re: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago
Post by: Kwon on August 12, 2022, 10:28:32 AM
I taut y wer edguekated enough to know the difference between quantity and quality

Wet?  Me am suk her feelins bruh

SWALLEH