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Title: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 07:56:02 AM
Went to the gym after missing three weeks......got there.....closed until next week.......some college BS.

So I said fuck it and drove over to  the other Uni gym in town where I trained for 12 years straight.....it`s similar to Soul Crushers gym.....very nice, but expensive.

I was told by my new doctor who is young, hot sexy,foxy,gorgeous ,voluptuous,leggy, big breasted,with beautiful green doe eyes ( I just cracked one off.....lucky I ran out of adjectives ) that she trains there also and having the clot shot is a pre-requisite,but another guy I ran into said it wan`t needed.

Well it is needed so fuck them.......don`t want any part of the scam.

So my ace in the hole is I can still train at home.....not a ton of stuff but what I have is more than adequate.


The only caveat is that my lovely fucking mother-in law is back with us and has the room with my weights and stuff loaded with shit.......it`ll take 3 workouts just to get it sorted.

If this keeps up I`ll be as small as Hanky !

Cleaning today,hopefully training tomorrow.

If it wasn`t for bad luck,I wouldn`t have no luck at all.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 08:14:18 AM
TO GRAPE APE......DO NOT COMMENT ON MY POST OR I WILL EXECUTE ALL COMMITTEE MEMBERS ON SIGHT.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 22, 2023, 08:24:40 AM
TO GRAPE APE......DO NOT COMMENT ON MY POST OR I WILL EXECUTE ALL COMMITTEE MEMBERS ON SIGHT.

Was literally getting ready to when I saw this.....LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

But I want to know the name of that gym to troll them online.

The vax doesn't stop transmission, so there is actually no scientific  reason for this.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: BlackMetallic on May 22, 2023, 08:31:25 AM
Happiness is seeing your mother in law on the side of a milk carton
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 08:34:42 AM
Was literally getting ready to when I saw this.....LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

But I want to know the name of that gym to troll them online.

The vax doesn't stop transmission, so there is actually no scientific  reason for this.
No shit,but they are an elite bunch of stuffed shirts.....I could tell you stories about how I was treated there until they got to know me, and how hard it was not to spit on the self entitled fucks.

They love me there now but they make no exceptions.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 08:35:29 AM
Happiness is seeing your mother in law on the side of a milk carton
Legit  LOL  ;D

I only wish it was so!

How ya` feeling bro.....I`m doing a lot better.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 22, 2023, 08:39:23 AM
No shit,but they are an elite bunch of stuffed shirts.....I could tell you stories about how I was treated there until they got to know me, and how hard it was not to spit on the self entitled fucks.

They love me there now but they make no exceptions.

Give me 10 names.

Or just the name of the gym.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 08:49:35 AM
Give me 10 names.

Or just the name of the gym.
St. Lawrence Fitness Center.....St. Lawrence University, Canton N.Y.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 22, 2023, 08:55:33 AM
St. Lawrence Fitness Center.....St. Lawrence University, Canton N.Y.

ahhh, a university.

Well, that clears up the "why" to me, but still not justified.

Requiring vaccination for college student was one of the most egregious errors of the Covid incompetancy plan.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: JustPlaneJane on May 22, 2023, 09:34:50 AM
Went to the gym after missing three weeks......got there.....closed until next week.......some college BS.

So I said fuck it and drove over to  the other Uni gym in town where I trained for 12 years straight.....it`s similar to Soul Crushers gym.....very nice, but expensive.

I was told by my new doctor who is young, hot sexy,foxy,gorgeous ,voluptuous,leggy, big breasted,with beautiful green doe eyes ( I just cracked one off.....lucky I ran out of adjectives ) that she trains there also and having the clot shot is a pre-requisite,but another guy I ran into said it wan`t needed.

Well it is needed so fuck them.......don`t want any part of the scam.

So my ace in the hole is I can still train at home.....not a ton of stuff but what I have is more than adequate.


The only caveat is that my lovely fucking mother-in law is back with us and has the room with my weights and stuff loaded with shit.......it`ll take 3 workouts just to get it sorted.

If this keeps up I`ll be as small as Hanky !

Cleaning today,hopefully training tomorrow.

If it wasn`t for bad luck,I wouldn`t have no luck at all.

You're about a month away from strict curling in a unitard.

I need to look and see if I can report you on one of those "Silver Alert" things where you call the police when senile old fartknockers wander off !
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Gym Rat on May 22, 2023, 09:36:48 AM
Happiness is seeing your mother in law on the side of a milk carton

And sometimes even your own Ma!  My inlaws are way better than my crazy-ass Mom!  LOL
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: IroNat on May 22, 2023, 09:46:28 AM
Unstoppable Wes on the comeback trail.

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Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:17:51 AM
You're about a month away from strict curling in a unitard.

I need to look and see if I can report you on one of those "Silver Alert" things where you call the police when senile old fartknockers wander off !
Quit your joshing woman,we both know that you fantasize about seeing me in a unitard !  :D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:20:00 AM
Unstoppable Wes on the comeback trail.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTkyZTUyN2RlMDczNWEwYmI4MGRmNTBmMDAxMjEwNDQwNjAzY2I2NiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/HAP9CdzbztQ8o/giphy.gif)
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FbPmwAjU1n8/XidBEi_Hq1I/AAAAAAAEdpY/D2bPhgyN7wURUno-aAa2CDvtlBVfZCLUACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/giphy%2B%252811%2529.gif)
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Zillotch on May 22, 2023, 10:26:03 AM
The vax doesn't stop transmission, so there is actually no scientific  reason for this.

once u understand that the true goal of 'science'... is this:

a means to an end; a tool - among others... manifested – pulled from the abyss - for the subjugation and fundamental transformation of a divinely created man into an irredeemable, short lived abomination... before extermination - resulting in damnation.

things will start to make a lot more sense.

Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: residue on May 22, 2023, 10:26:22 AM
Went to the gym after missing three weeks......got there.....closed until next week.......some college BS.

So I said fuck it and drove over to  the other Uni gym in town where I trained for 12 years straight.....it`s similar to Soul Crushers gym.....very nice, but expensive.

I was told by my new doctor who is young, hot sexy,foxy,gorgeous ,voluptuous,leggy, big breasted,with beautiful green doe eyes ( I just cracked one off.....lucky I ran out of adjectives ) that she trains there also and having the clot shot is a pre-requisite,but another guy I ran into said it wan`t needed.

Well it is needed so fuck them.......don`t want any part of the scam.

So my ace in the hole is I can still train at home.....not a ton of stuff but what I have is more than adequate.


The only caveat is that my lovely fucking mother-in law is back with us and has the room with my weights and stuff loaded with shit.......it`ll take 3 workouts just to get it sorted.

If this keeps up I`ll be as small as Hanky !

Cleaning today,hopefully training tomorrow.

If it wasn`t for bad luck,I wouldn`t have no luck at all.


you're already like 90, how old is your mom in law?
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 22, 2023, 10:29:13 AM
once u understand that the true goal of 'science'... is this:

things will start to make a lot more sense.

Yes, I've read your posts on the matter.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: bhank on May 22, 2023, 10:36:21 AM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: joswift on May 22, 2023, 10:37:37 AM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?

You are the only one on this forum who is a kunt
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:37:55 AM

you're already like 90, how old is your mom in law?
YOU YOUNG BASTID!  LOL  :D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 22, 2023, 10:38:25 AM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?

Better than the 45ish year old man with bigorexia, who posts 1000s of pics of himself online, also during his honeymoon.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:40:29 AM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?
Hey fuckface here`s a little background info on my training history......,I trained in the same gyms as Jeff King,Chris Aceto,Matt Dufresne,and a ton of other national and international bodybuilding competitors who would laugh at your delusion.

There was also 3 world champion arm wrestlers and scores of powerlifters pulling 700 pounds or over,squatting 650,and benching over 500....Glen Chabot  trained there and benched 722 pounds officially at the Arnold Classic.

Now I live in a tiny little town....there are 2 gyms here....one on SUNY Canton,and the other is St. Lawrence University......what else can I do....I have stuff at home also.

Here`s where my level of dedication is ........you know dedication,the thing you don`t have......I travelled 100 miles round trip just so I could do  legs a while back.....not too long ago.

I had a key to the gym and could have trained anytime for as many days a week that I wanted to but I paid just to  train legs 4 X a month......100 miles round trip each time.

I also won 57 trophies,am in the movie Pumping Iron,wrote an article for Iron Man magazine,had an article written about me published in Iron Man also,been in the newspapers 10 or more times, all bodybuilding related in various states..........and will win my IFBB Pro-Card in a year and a half or die fucking trying.......doing an actual prep,not dieting on some nice French Toast.

Have competed in tons of cities from Florida to Cleveland Ohio,and competed in 17 different states.

You did a show with 2 guys and placed last.....then you did a show with a total of 9 guys and placed last all 4 times.....then you bowed out of your last show dieting on 4000 calories cuz you felt depleted................ .;D

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......you sir are a wannabe with a shitty build.

I did 90% of that at over forty years old coming back from a life of self induced Hell.

At 67 I`d train you into the gym floor.

DON`T EVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME BOY!

Now go get your fucking shinebox...............F UCKFACE!!!11111
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: ROBOAK on May 22, 2023, 10:41:08 AM
Yes, I've read your posts on the matter.

hes a good man, you should take notes
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 22, 2023, 10:47:50 AM
hes a good man, you should take notes

Didn't say I agreed or disagreed, just don't need to be reminded of it.  It's like The Grinch's posts about elections - I get it.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: GymnJuice on May 22, 2023, 10:49:28 AM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?

Dude you creeped out the teenagers in your gym by taking posing selfies in the locker room while they were in there. The management wouldn't have spoken to you unless someone complained about being uncomfortable with your behavior.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 11:02:01 AM
When I enter a gym,whether it be a commercooial gym or a Uni gym, I am there to train hard.

There are tons of other grown men and women who work out at these 2 gyms.....THEY ARE THE ONLY GYMS HERE......I`m not the only adult 'creeping" there you kunt!

If you were here right now I`d slap the living fuck out of you fake tough guy.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Kwon on May 22, 2023, 11:08:55 AM
Any Gym would be Proud to have Wes training there


It's their clientel and staff that are creeping on Wes for an autograph since they're all in awe

They've never been as starstruck
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 11:12:36 AM
Any Gym would be Proud to have Wes training there


It's their clientel and staff that are creeping on Wes for an autograph since they're all in awe

They've never been as starstruck
DAMN RIGHT KWON!  LOL  ;D

I could list a name of legends that were in a lot of my contests but the wannabe only knows Nick "Fuckface" Walker so it would be wasted on him.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: mops on May 22, 2023, 11:45:39 AM
This is how I see Wes when promising bodybuilders come to him looking for advices

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vk6pN6V5/Screenshot-20230522-204038.jpg)
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: JustPlaneJane on May 22, 2023, 12:26:51 PM
Quit your joshing woman,we both know that you fantasize about seeing me in a unitard !  :D

I am not familiar with the term "joshing" ?

But I would prolly take a quick peek at you in your Hankytard just to see if you suffer from "Arvilla dick" affliction.

Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: SOMEPARTS on May 22, 2023, 12:47:59 PM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?


(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1384017;image)
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Rascal full on May 22, 2023, 01:42:14 PM
Hey fuckface here`s a little background info on my training history......,I trained in the same gyms as Jeff King,Chris Aceto,Matt Dufresne,and a ton of other national and international bodybuilding competitors who would laugh at your delusion.

There was also 3 world champion arm wrestlers and scores of powerlifters pulling 700 pounds or over,squatting 650,and benching over 500....Glen Chabot  trained there and benched 722 pounds officially at the Arnold Classic.

Now I live in a tiny little town....there are 2 gyms here....one on SUNY Canton,and the other is St. Lawrence University......what else can I do....I have stuff at home also.

Here`s where my level of dedication is ........you know dedication,the thing you don`t have......I travelled 100 miles round trip just so I could do  legs a while back.....not too long ago.

I had a key to the gym and could have trained anytime for as many days a week that I wanted to but I paid just to  train legs 4 X a month......100 miles round trip each time.

I also won 57 trophies,am in the movie Pumping Iron,wrote an article for Iron Man magazine,had an article written about me published in Iron Man also,been in the newspapers 10 or more times, all bodybuilding related in various states..........and will win my IFBB Pro-Card in a year and a half or die fucking trying.......doing an actual prep,not dieting on some nice French Toast.

Have competed in tons of cities from Florida to Cleveland Ohio,and competed in 17 different states.

You did a show with 2 guys and placed last.....then you did a show with a total of 9 guys and placed last all 4 times.....then you bowed out of your last show dieting on 4000 calories cuz you felt depleted................ .;D

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......you sir are a wannabe with a shitty build.

I did 90% of that at over forty years old coming back from a life of self induced Hell.

At 67 I`d train you into the gym floor.

DON`T EVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME BOY!

Now go get your fucking shinebox...............F UCKFACE!!!11111

Great post...respect.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 01:45:51 PM
This is how I see Wes when promising bodybuilders come to him looking for advices

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vk6pN6V5/Screenshot-20230522-204038.jpg)
:D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 01:49:02 PM
I am not familiar with the term "joshing" ?

But I would prolly take a quick peek at you in your Hankytard just to see if you suffer from "Arvilla dick" affliction.
Well my dear I could tell you I was hung like a light switch but I do not lie...........I`m more like an excited parakeet !!!  ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 01:50:33 PM
Great post...respect.
Thanks brother......I wasn`t bragging,because all that and 2 cents wouldn`t buy me a cup of coffee, but I had to put this novice wannabe in his place.

All the best!  ;)
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 01:51:05 PM

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1384017;image)
Creepiest pic ever,aside from posting his bare asscheeks on getbig !!  :D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Pet shop boys on May 22, 2023, 01:56:25 PM
No shit,but they are an elite bunch of stuffed shirts.....I could tell you stories about how I was treated there until they got to know me, and how hard it was not to spit on the self entitled fucks.

They love me there now but they make no exceptions.

Just tell them you're a Getbigger

If they want the secret elite code
Just whisper WoooSHHHHHHHHHHH



should be all set



WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHH   O tHANY

Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 02:15:07 PM
Just tell them you're a Getbigger

If they want the secret elite code
Just whisper WoooSHHHHHHHHHHH



should be all set



WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHH   O tHANY


Legit LOL ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: deadz on May 22, 2023, 02:16:20 PM
Happiness is seeing your mother in law on the side of a milk carton
;D don't forget shithead father-in -laws!
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: BlackMetallic on May 22, 2023, 02:27:24 PM
Legit  LOL  ;D

I only wish it was so!

How ya` feeling bro.....I`m doing a lot better.

I’m good right now

Day by day…
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 02:32:07 PM
I’m good right now

Day by day…
Good to hear....that`s the best way to do it,but it ain`t easy.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: ThisisOverload on May 22, 2023, 07:10:49 PM
What part are you in Pumping Iron?

Didn't know that.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: ThisisOverload on May 22, 2023, 07:11:26 PM
BTW lots of adults train at Uni gyms.

They are known to have the best equipment.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Dave D on May 22, 2023, 08:13:56 PM
So am I the only one who thinks a 70 year old man trying to work out in a college gym is a creeper?

Maybe he can take flexing pics with teenage boys and post them here!
Would you like that?
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 22, 2023, 08:53:05 PM
I am not familiar with the term "joshing" ?

But I would prolly take a quick peek at you in your Hankytard just to see if you suffer from "Arvilla dick" affliction.
"Arvilla dick affliction" = must mean having a big Portuguese shlong!
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Dave D on May 22, 2023, 09:04:27 PM
"Arvilla dick affliction" = must mean having a big Portuguese shlong!

The eyes can’t hide behind all that bravado;the Superman tattoo with the light blue posing trunks, the confidence expressed by a cleanly shaven body exposing a powerful yet slight doughy physique, the eyes don’t lie.

Lifeless, soulless eyes can’t hide the shame ,even with the 1000 mile stare. Those eyes know the truth. The description of a big Portuguese schlong sounds good on the internet but those eyes can’t  mask the truth, you have a sausage from Vienna.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Vince B on May 22, 2023, 09:23:54 PM
Wes, gyms are businesses. Many owners might impose restrictions if they feel this will attract the most number of people. Remember how they said it was a disease of the non-vaxed?! Lot of stupid people out there who were scared shitless re dying if Covid hit them.

By the way, you and Brian probably get too involved on the net and the results might be quite negative emotionally. The simple fact is the internet isn't the place to decide issues because people can say whatever they like. It is difficult to know fact from fiction. Social misfits might 'shine' online but be losers in real life.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:11:10 PM
What part are you in Pumping Iron?

Didn't know that.
Hey bud,I was Arnolds stuntman!  ;D

Actually I was in the part of the movie where the crowd goes nuts over Mike Katz.......the camera simply panned by me and my training partner twice.....not a real big deal, but it`s my claim to fame to be able to say I was actually there.

I saw Franco blow up the hot water bottle until it exploded,and bend some re-bar......also met Arnold there in his heyday, as well as doing a lot of odd lift meets there.

My other claim to fame is that while there I tied a Mr. Universe contestant/finalist named Stan Blinder for 5th. in the deadlift for reps contest.

Ed Jubinvillle the promoter and old school Iron Game legend ( RIP ), used to call me out of the audience to do these odd lift meets......I never trained for them .....did chinups for most reps contest,a bench for most reps with 50 pounds over bodyweight,and the deadlid\ft thingy at various contests......great times!!

Also saw Lou Ferrigno there when he was known only in NYC......he was a jerk then also.

PM ,me for autographs at 20 bucks a pop ala Louie!   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:15:25 PM
Wes, gyms are businesses. Many owners might impose restrictions if they feel this will attract the most number of people. Remember how they said it was a disease of the non-vaxed?! Lot of stupid people out there who were scared shitless re dying if Covid hit them.

By the way, you and Brian probably get too involved on the net and the results might be quite negative emotionally. The simple fact is the internet isn't the place to decide issues because people can say whatever they like. It is difficult to know fact from fiction. Social misfits might 'shine' online but be losers in real life.
I agree Vince about the vaxed part.


Brian can kiss my ass,what I stated was all factual and I did a Hell of a lot more than that mere microcosm of a snippett I posted....Brian has belittled lots of great guys here, and lots of great competitors, and I love a good fight.....he can never beat me cuz he`s done nothing in this sport to speak of.....so he should choose his battles more wisely cuz I`m the original don`t give a fuck dude!

^^^^^No offense meant to you sir.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:17:46 PM
The eyes can’t hide behind all that bravado;the Superman tattoo with the light blue posing trunks, the confidence expressed by a cleanly shaven body exposing a powerful yet slight doughy physique, the eyes don’t lie.

Lifeless, soulless eyes can’t hide the shame ,even with the 1000 mile stare. Those eyes know the truth. The description of a big Portuguese schlong sounds good on the internet but those eyes can’t  mask the truth, you have a sausage from Vienna.
Fucking Dave!   ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:23:53 PM
BTW lots of adults train at Uni gyms.

They are known to have the best equipment.
It`s like this brother.....if you want to workout and you are a "townie" as the kids call us,you go to one of these two gyms, or drive forever to find one in another city like I did in order to train my legs properly.......long drive.....the next gym would be 3 hours away in Syracuse N.Y.

Men,women and young folks who live here all workout at those two gyms.

Hanky acts like I`m there being a perverted pedo..........he can suck a dead donkey dick.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: mops on May 22, 2023, 10:39:07 PM
Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

(https://i.postimg.cc/HnW4vnJb/20230523-073324.jpg)

Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:40:28 PM
Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

(https://i.postimg.cc/HnW4vnJb/20230523-073324.jpg)


I`m hung way bigger than that mops.....give me some credit bro!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: mops on May 22, 2023, 10:45:31 PM
I`m hung way bigger than that mops.....give me some credit bro!  LOL  ;D

 ;D ;D
it's okay, give it a pull or two before strutting in ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 22, 2023, 10:49:06 PM
;D ;D
it's okay, give it a pull or two before strutting in ;D
:D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 23, 2023, 10:38:43 AM
The eyes can’t hide behind all that bravado;the Superman tattoo with the light blue posing trunks, the confidence expressed by a cleanly shaven body exposing a powerful yet slight doughy physique, the eyes don’t lie.

Lifeless, soulless eyes can’t hide the shame ,even with the 1000 mile stare. Those eyes know the truth. The description of a big Portuguese schlong sounds good on the internet but those eyes can’t  mask the truth, you have a sausage from Vienna.
I prefer the term " cocktail wiener "
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Dave D on May 23, 2023, 11:42:31 AM
I prefer the term " cocktail wiener "

I LOVE IT!

That sounds so exotic!

Also tell Rambone we miss him and hope he is well.

I think we now realize defending  the title is a hard task.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 23, 2023, 12:07:06 PM
I LOVE IT!

That sounds so exotic!

Also tell Rambone we miss him and hope he is well.

I think we now realize defending  the title is a hard task.
Will do!
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: robcguns on May 23, 2023, 12:17:46 PM
Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

(https://i.postimg.cc/HnW4vnJb/20230523-073324.jpg)

Hahaha, yeah buddy. That will show them.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: LurkerNoMore on May 23, 2023, 12:22:51 PM
Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

(https://i.postimg.cc/HnW4vnJb/20230523-073324.jpg)

Don't forget using the wall mounted hand dryer to dry their asses after showering.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: GymnJuice on May 23, 2023, 01:59:39 PM
Don't forget using the wall mounted hand dryer to dry their asses after showering.

The geriatrics here use it on their balls right in front of the mirror. I don't get it.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: robcguns on May 23, 2023, 02:14:09 PM
Will do!

Where the fuck is Rambone?
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: beakdoctor on May 23, 2023, 02:22:49 PM
Where the fuck is Rambone?

No shit!

My mental well being absolutely hinges on 6.5  jokes per day about blue t shirts, Matty Ferrigno, Rusty Fenders, orange wigs,  and every other absurdism that's near and dear to our hearts.

I'm only slightly exaggerating here. Hope all is good with him and that he's back posting again soon.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Taffin on May 23, 2023, 02:44:36 PM
Also tell Rambone we miss him and hope he is well.

I think we now realize defending  the title is a hard task.

Brutal and true - I managed to get to November before I had to go to Dubai on business


Where the fuck is Rambone?

No shit!

My mental well being absolutely hinges on 6.5  jokes per day about blue t shirts, Matty Ferrigno, Rusty Fenders, orange wigs,  and every other absurdism that's near and dear to our hearts.

I'm only slightly exaggerating here. Hope all is good with him and that he's back posting again soon.

He's fine - I'm doing regular Zoom calls with him in Dubai - he's trying to line up some wealthy Arab backers* for our joint enterprise to monetise our GetBig output - we're currently looking at a 95:5 split in his favour due to the poor quality of my stuff recently >:(

*By him re-enacting that scene where Jay Cutler gets the once-over from the Arabic looking fellas ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: GymnJuice on May 23, 2023, 02:46:56 PM
Brutal and true - I managed to get to November before I had to go to Dubai on business


He's fine - I'm doing regular Zoom calls with him in Dubai - he's trying to line up some wealthy Arab backers* for our joint enterprise to monetise our GetBig output - we're currently looking at a 95:5 split in his favour due to the poor quality of my stuff recently >:(

*By him re-enacting that scene where Jay Cutler gets the once-over from the Arabic looking fellas ;D

I think Ron secretly provides an all-expenses paid trip to Dubai, India to golden thong winners. This why they go missing for extended periods after winning.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: BB on May 23, 2023, 02:48:33 PM
Rambone was around last week, he did a little Hankins posting.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 23, 2023, 02:54:25 PM
Rambone got called in to do a little  sheet metal work because of his expertise.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: wes on May 23, 2023, 02:55:21 PM
The geriatrics here use it on their balls right in front of the mirror. I don't get it.
I`m well manicured........TMI ???   ;D
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 23, 2023, 03:01:41 PM
Where the fuck is Rambone?
he works a lot ..  also all the " Hankins drama " really pissed him off and upset him ( we were all waiting for the contest results.... then when he left it was so anticlimactic it really threw him for a loop and like I said pissed him off ) he still texts me so I know he's doing ok...  training still and all that good stuff ....  this just " jumped the shark a bit " with that contest ..,, he will be back
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 23, 2023, 03:06:18 PM
Went to the gym after missing three weeks......got there.....closed until next week.......some college BS.

So I said fuck it and drove over to  the other Uni gym in town where I trained for 12 years straight.....it`s similar to Soul Crushers gym.....very nice, but expensive.

I was told by my new doctor who is young, hot sexy,foxy,gorgeous ,voluptuous,leggy, big breasted,with beautiful green doe eyes ( I just cracked one off.....lucky I ran out of adjectives ) that she trains there also and having the clot shot is a pre-requisite,but another guy I ran into said it wan`t needed.

Well it is needed so fuck them.......don`t want any part of the scam.

So my ace in the hole is I can still train at home.....not a ton of stuff but what I have is more than adequate.


The only caveat is that my lovely fucking mother-in law is back with us and has the room with my weights and stuff loaded with shit.......it`ll take 3 workouts just to get it sorted.

If this keeps up I`ll be as small as Hanky !

Cleaning today,hopefully training tomorrow.

If it wasn`t for bad luck,I wouldn`t have no luck at all.

Call me brother Wes. 
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Skeletor on May 23, 2023, 03:13:40 PM
The geriatrics here use it on their balls right in front of the mirror. I don't get it.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q-ERE8SSkK0/Vwg5XKJHDNI/AAAAAAAAN4U/2Wi5TPxknXg6x0EBXo7CofHIVTVlRdttg/s1600/oldmenlockerroom.png)
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Rambone on May 23, 2023, 03:34:58 PM
Don’t worry, brothers. I logged out because I just didn’t feel like posting. I visited here and there. It wasn’t really Hanky’s contest flop which was the problem. Maybe a slight hangover from the disappointing finish. It was more of a combination of being tired of the respected posters that told us to ignore him but didn’t listen to their own advices and kept feeding the attention whore, and the endless YouTube thread shitposting. The first page turned into a snooze fest and still is! Shots fired at Kwon!
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 23, 2023, 04:09:22 PM
Don’t worry, brothers. I logged out because I just didn’t feel like posting. I visited here and there. It wasn’t really Hanky’s contest flop which was the problem. Maybe a slight hangover from the disappointing finish. It was more of a combination of being tired of the respected posters that told us to ignore him but didn’t listen to their own advices and keep feeding the attention whore, and the endless YouTube thread shitposting. The first page turned into a snooze fest and still is! Shots fired at Kwon!
I was in the bathroom at work with a razor blade held to my wrist when Hankins drove home before the finals! ....  so maybe I was " projecting " a little bit?
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: JustPlaneJane on May 23, 2023, 06:19:05 PM
"Arvilla dick affliction" = must mean having a big Portuguese shlong!

I don't think Chaos was right, staring at manboobs doesn't seem to lessen depression ?

On the other hand, that is the best Primemuscle has looked in years.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 23, 2023, 06:29:16 PM
I don't think Chaos was right, staring at manboobs doesn't seem to lessen depression ?

On the other hand, that is the best Primemuscle has looked in years.
I Love You Jane! ❤️
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: JustPlaneJane on May 23, 2023, 07:19:29 PM
I Love You Jane! ❤️

Sorry Michael, I saw a doughy, bald guy with a bad Superman tattoo prancing around in his underwear on Getbig and I got you confused with Hankins.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Dave D on May 23, 2023, 07:36:46 PM
Don’t worry, brothers. I logged out because I just didn’t feel like posting. I visited here and there. It wasn’t really Hanky’s contest flop which was the problem. Maybe a slight hangover from the disappointing finish. It was more of a combination of being tired of the respected posters that told us to ignore him but didn’t listen to their own advices and kept feeding the attention whore, and the endless YouTube thread shitposting. The first page turned into a snooze fest and still is! Shots fired at Kwon!

Glad you’re back posting but I don’t know what you’ve said because I have you on ignore.
Title: Re: Well I tried!!
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 24, 2023, 02:08:16 AM
Don’t worry, brothers. I logged out because I just didn’t feel like posting. I visited here and there. It wasn’t really Hanky’s contest flop which was the problem. Maybe a slight hangover from the disappointing finish. It was more of a combination of being tired of the respected posters that told us to ignore him but didn’t listen to their own advices and kept feeding the attention whore, and the endless YouTube thread shitposting. The first page turned into a snooze fest and still is! Shots fired at Kwon!

I feel you, nikka. It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under. Kwon needs an intervention.