Well I tried!!

[wes]

BTW lots of adults train at Uni gyms.

They are known to have the best equipment.

It`s like this brother.....if you want to workout and you are a "townie" as the kids call us,you go to one of these two gyms, or drive forever to find one in another city like I did in order to train my legs properly.......long drive.....the next gym would be 3 hours away in Syracuse N.Y.

Men,women and young folks who live here all workout at those two gyms.

Hanky acts like I`m there being a perverted pedo..........he can suck a dead donkey dick.

[mops]

Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

[wes]

Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

I`m hung way bigger than that mops.....give me some credit bro!  LOL 

[mops]

I`m hung way bigger than that mops.....give me some credit bro!  LOL 

 
it's okay, give it a pull or two before strutting in

[wes]

it's okay, give it a pull or two before strutting in

[michael arvilla]

The eyes can’t hide behind all that bravado;the Superman tattoo with the light blue posing trunks, the confidence expressed by a cleanly shaven body exposing a powerful yet slight doughy physique, the eyes don’t lie.

Lifeless, soulless eyes can’t hide the shame ,even with the 1000 mile stare. Those eyes know the truth. The description of a big Portuguese schlong sounds good on the internet but those eyes can’t  mask the truth, you have a sausage from Vienna.

I prefer the term " cocktail wiener "

[Dave D]

I prefer the term " cocktail wiener "

I LOVE IT!

That sounds so exotic!

Also tell Rambone we miss him and hope he is well.

I think we now realize defending  the title is a hard task.

[michael arvilla]

I LOVE IT!

That sounds so exotic!

Also tell Rambone we miss him and hope he is well.

I think we now realize defending  the title is a hard task.

Will do!

[robcguns]

Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

Hahaha, yeah buddy. That will show them.

[LurkerNoMore]

Fuck it ! Clot shot or not, just go to that gym and show 'em who's boss with teh hang dong

Don't forget using the wall mounted hand dryer to dry their asses after showering.

[GymnJuice]

Don't forget using the wall mounted hand dryer to dry their asses after showering.

The geriatrics here use it on their balls right in front of the mirror. I don't get it.

[robcguns]

Will do!

Where the fuck is Rambone?

[beakdoctor]

Where the fuck is Rambone?

No shit!

My mental well being absolutely hinges on 6.5  jokes per day about blue t shirts, Matty Ferrigno, Rusty Fenders, orange wigs,  and every other absurdism that's near and dear to our hearts.

I'm only slightly exaggerating here. Hope all is good with him and that he's back posting again soon.

[Taffin]

Also tell Rambone we miss him and hope he is well.

I think we now realize defending  the title is a hard task.

Brutal and true - I managed to get to November before I had to go to Dubai on business

Where the fuck is Rambone?

No shit!

My mental well being absolutely hinges on 6.5  jokes per day about blue t shirts, Matty Ferrigno, Rusty Fenders, orange wigs,  and every other absurdism that's near and dear to our hearts.

I'm only slightly exaggerating here. Hope all is good with him and that he's back posting again soon.

He's fine - I'm doing regular Zoom calls with him in Dubai - he's trying to line up some wealthy Arab backers* for our joint enterprise to monetise our GetBig output - we're currently looking at a 95:5 split in his favour due to the poor quality of my stuff recently

*By him re-enacting that scene where Jay Cutler gets the once-over from the Arabic looking fellas

[GymnJuice]

Brutal and true - I managed to get to November before I had to go to Dubai on business


He's fine - I'm doing regular Zoom calls with him in Dubai - he's trying to line up some wealthy Arab backers* for our joint enterprise to monetise our GetBig output - we're currently looking at a 95:5 split in his favour due to the poor quality of my stuff recently

*By him re-enacting that scene where Jay Cutler gets the once-over from the Arabic looking fellas

I think Ron secretly provides an all-expenses paid trip to Dubai, India to golden thong winners. This why they go missing for extended periods after winning.

[BB]

Rambone was around last week, he did a little Hankins posting.

[wes]

Rambone got called in to do a little  sheet metal work because of his expertise.

[wes]

The geriatrics here use it on their balls right in front of the mirror. I don't get it.

I`m well manicured........TMI    

[michael arvilla]

Where the fuck is Rambone?

he works a lot ..  also all the " Hankins drama " really pissed him off and upset him ( we were all waiting for the contest results.... then when he left it was so anticlimactic it really threw him for a loop and like I said pissed him off ) he still texts me so I know he's doing ok...  training still and all that good stuff ....  this just " jumped the shark a bit " with that contest ..,, he will be back

[Soul Crusher]

Went to the gym after missing three weeks......got there.....closed until next week.......some college BS.

So I said fuck it and drove over to  the other Uni gym in town where I trained for 12 years straight.....it`s similar to Soul Crushers gym.....very nice, but expensive.

I was told by my new doctor who is young, hot sexy,foxy,gorgeous ,voluptuous,leggy, big breasted,with beautiful green doe eyes ( I just cracked one off.....lucky I ran out of adjectives ) that she trains there also and having the clot shot is a pre-requisite,but another guy I ran into said it wan`t needed.

Well it is needed so fuck them.......don`t want any part of the scam.

So my ace in the hole is I can still train at home.....not a ton of stuff but what I have is more than adequate.


The only caveat is that my lovely fucking mother-in law is back with us and has the room with my weights and stuff loaded with shit.......it`ll take 3 workouts just to get it sorted.

If this keeps up I`ll be as small as Hanky !

Cleaning today,hopefully training tomorrow.

If it wasn`t for bad luck,I wouldn`t have no luck at all.

Call me brother Wes. 

[Skeletor]

The geriatrics here use it on their balls right in front of the mirror. I don't get it.

[Rambone]

Don’t worry, brothers. I logged out because I just didn’t feel like posting. I visited here and there. It wasn’t really Hanky’s contest flop which was the problem. Maybe a slight hangover from the disappointing finish. It was more of a combination of being tired of the respected posters that told us to ignore him but didn’t listen to their own advices and kept feeding the attention whore, and the endless YouTube thread shitposting. The first page turned into a snooze fest and still is! Shots fired at Kwon!

[michael arvilla]

Don’t worry, brothers. I logged out because I just didn’t feel like posting. I visited here and there. It wasn’t really Hanky’s contest flop which was the problem. Maybe a slight hangover from the disappointing finish. It was more of a combination of being tired of the respected posters that told us to ignore him but didn’t listen to their own advices and keep feeding the attention whore, and the endless YouTube thread shitposting. The first page turned into a snooze fest and still is! Shots fired at Kwon!

I was in the bathroom at work with a razor blade held to my wrist when Hankins drove home before the finals! ....  so maybe I was " projecting " a little bit?

[JustPlaneJane]

"Arvilla dick affliction" = must mean having a big Portuguese shlong!

I don't think Chaos was right, staring at manboobs doesn't seem to lessen depression ?

On the other hand, that is the best Primemuscle has looked in years.

[michael arvilla]

I don't think Chaos was right, staring at manboobs doesn't seem to lessen depression ?

On the other hand, that is the best Primemuscle has looked in years.

I Love You Jane! ❤️