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Title: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 08:23:10 AM
Kidnappers/Human Traffickers are now using toddlers as bait
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: 20inch calves on July 15, 2023, 08:27:07 AM
What a crazy evil world we live in. You can't trust anyone. To bad it wasn't a cop that stopped to help...I bet that would have foiled there plan
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dokey111 on July 15, 2023, 08:42:05 AM
something fishy about this
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 15, 2023, 08:43:09 AM
Im safe, I wouldnt pull over for one...
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 08:51:04 AM
something fishy about this

She apparently had a Mercedes, which wasn’t stolen
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 09:25:15 AM
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Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Kwon on July 15, 2023, 09:25:25 AM
Im safe, I wouldnt pull over for one...

Would you open your door without a Doorcam?

3D







Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 15, 2023, 09:38:24 AM
Did she prefer incline or flat?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 15, 2023, 09:40:07 AM
Would you open your door without a Doorcam?

3D







I dont open my door at all....
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 11:39:18 AM
Did she prefer incline or flat?

If and when they catch the kidnapper... 

“I hope they fry this bastard” 
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 15, 2023, 12:18:42 PM
Kidnappers/Human Traffickers are now using toddlers as bait
Crazy story, saw this earlier.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 01:14:39 PM
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Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: deadz on July 15, 2023, 01:18:43 PM
What a crazy evil world we live in. You can't trust anyone. To bad it wasn't a cop that stopped to help...I bet that would have foiled there plan
FACT!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 15, 2023, 03:02:10 PM
Story could be completely false too.  Just throwing it out.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 15, 2023, 03:11:59 PM
the "Toddler"
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/16/b6/9c16b61e92d4265e33289a6bc98c5c86.jpg)
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 03:20:29 PM
the "Toddler"
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/16/b6/9c16b61e92d4265e33289a6bc98c5c86.jpg)

Exactly. That’s why the toddler didn’t respond to Carlee.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rusty Trombone on July 15, 2023, 03:21:51 PM
Did she prefer incline or flat?

She didn't even lift,the useless slut.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 15, 2023, 04:49:35 PM
She got out of the car at :47 mark

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 15, 2023, 05:52:43 PM
She got out of the car at :47 mark



So video has hundreds of cars going by and no one saw anything or stopped to help? I’m calling bullshit. If I saw anything weird I would pull over in a second and rip shit up.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 15, 2023, 08:34:52 PM
In that darkness she somehow saw a kid on the side of the road?

I’m not sure what I’m seeing in the video. Is there anyway she just ran off?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 16, 2023, 12:36:48 AM
Would you open your door without a Doorcam?

3D






Jeezus, there are some creepy ass weird people in this world.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 16, 2023, 03:13:55 AM
In that darkness she somehow saw a kid on the side of the road?

I’m not sure what I’m seeing in the video. Is there anyway she just ran off?

Maybe.

Apparently she was found alive last night.

(Perhaps the child was a just a delusion, and she is developing a type of schizophrenia?)
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 16, 2023, 03:17:47 AM
So video has hundreds of cars going by and no one saw anything or stopped to help? I’m calling bullshit. If I saw anything weird I would pull over in a second and rip shit up.

I could be very wrong, but I think that she may have seen a child that simply did not exist. Perhaps she is suffering from some sort of delusional disorder. A type of schizophrenia.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 16, 2023, 03:52:36 AM
If and when they catch the kidnapper... 

“I hope they fry this bastard”

Haha! Been wanting to use that one for a long time. Nice work!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 16, 2023, 07:32:41 AM
More terrifying door cam footage

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 16, 2023, 08:09:27 AM
It was a gotdamn ghost child!!! :o :o
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 16, 2023, 08:40:39 AM
It was a gotdamn ghost child!!! :o :o

😱

A little bit like “the Shining”
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 16, 2023, 12:00:03 PM
I could be very wrong, but I think that she may have seen a child that simply did not exist. Perhaps she is suffering from some sort of delusional disorder. A type of schizophrenia.

Probably the same child that the other wacko lady saw on the airplane that caused them to evacuate.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 16, 2023, 12:17:35 PM
Probably the same child that the other wacko lady saw on the airplane that caused them to evacuate.
or that thing that Catpain Kirk saw on the aeroplane wing......
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 16, 2023, 12:41:54 PM
So this was a mental breakdown or an attention grab?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 16, 2023, 12:56:56 PM
So this was a mental breakdown or an attention grab?

I would bet money that she is developing schizophrenia... and that she is hearing voices, and seeing things that are not real.



Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: beakdoctor on July 16, 2023, 07:34:56 PM
Thos story was bullshit from the beginning.

She just 'showed back up at home? Lol. Ok.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 16, 2023, 07:58:34 PM
or that thing that Catpain Kirk saw on the aeroplane wing......

There's....someone on the wing!  Some.....  Thing!"
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 16, 2023, 08:00:34 PM
Story could be completely false too.  Just throwing it out.
I have my doubts.. Could be wrong.

I was reading the comments on a FB or IG post about her disappearance and the US citizens were throwing out the "That's how trafficking works" statements and the "Child car seat on the side of the road trap" and I was amazed at how far off the avg citizen was to the reality. But I hope it turns out for the best for her.. but I'm skeptical about the details myself
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 17, 2023, 08:36:16 AM
Her boyfriend now claims that she spent the last 48 hours "fighting for her life".  If that were the case, she would still be in the hospital I would think.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Relentless458 on July 17, 2023, 08:51:43 AM
Her boyfriend now claims that she spent the last 48 hours "fighting for her life".  If that were the case, she would still be in the hospital I would think.

More like "she was fucking for her life"

Probably  got gangbanged by bunch of different dudes the entire 48 hours, all on film and was told to keep her mouth shut and not tell or else footage will be released
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 17, 2023, 08:52:58 AM
More like "she was fucking for her life"

Probably  got gangbanged by bunch of different dudes the entire 48 hours, all on film and was told to keep her mouth shut and not tell or else footage will be released
did you type that one handed?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 17, 2023, 09:22:04 AM
More like "she was fucking for her life"

Probably  got gangbanged by bunch of different dudes the entire 48 hours, all on film and was told to keep her mouth shut and not tell or else footage will be released

Or she probably told them : "same place, same time next week or I show this tape to everyone."
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Mayday on July 17, 2023, 02:13:10 PM
In that darkness she somehow saw a kid on the side of the road?

I’m not sure what I’m seeing in the video. Is there anyway she just ran off?

The car stops where the toddler is therefore we can estimate the distance to where she likely first saw the child assuming a 60mph speed limit —> I don’t know what the speed limit is there but a 3 lane highway I assume it’s 60.

TLDR: visibility of 100m/300ft with headlights and she detected the child from roughly 640m/2,100ft away.

Assuming 60mph roughly 21 seconds for a car to reach where she stopped is 540m or so.

She was already on the shoulder and slowed which means she saw the toddler earlier than 540m. Easily we can assume 540+100=640m distance from where she first saw the child.

640m / 700 yards / 2,100ft / 0.4miles

Headlights give us 100m / 300ft of visibility at night. She wasn’t driving with high beams on so it’s just a standard headlight.

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 17, 2023, 02:21:37 PM
The car stops where the toddler is therefore we can estimate the distance to where she likely first saw the child assuming a 60mph speed limit —> I don’t know what the speed limit is there but a 3 lane highway I assume it’s 60.

TLDR: visibility of 100m/300ft with headlights and she detected the child from roughly 640m/2,100ft away.

Assuming 60mph roughly 21 seconds for a car to reach where she stopped is 540m or so.

She was already on the shoulder and slowed which means she saw the toddler earlier than 540m. Easily we can assume 540+100=640m distance from where she first saw the child.

640m / 700 yards / 2,100ft / 0.4miles

Headlights give us 100m / 300ft of visibility at night. She wasn’t driving with high beams on so it’s just a standard headlight.


The toddler was probably on the side of the road during her entire trip... the toddler was a delusion..  the kid somehow was always keeping pace with her car, including during 2 separate phone calls
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 17, 2023, 03:38:29 PM
The car stops where the toddler is therefore we can estimate the distance to where she likely first saw the child assuming a 60mph speed limit —> I don’t know what the speed limit is there but a 3 lane highway I assume it’s 60.

TLDR: visibility of 100m/300ft with headlights and she detected the child from roughly 640m/2,100ft away.

Assuming 60mph roughly 21 seconds for a car to reach where she stopped is 540m or so.

She was already on the shoulder and slowed which means she saw the toddler earlier than 540m. Easily we can assume 540+100=640m distance from where she first saw the child.

640m / 700 yards / 2,100ft / 0.4miles

Headlights give us 100m / 300ft of visibility at night. She wasn’t driving with high beams on so it’s just a standard headlight.

Matt Canning levels of detail...
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 17, 2023, 03:39:46 PM

The toddler was probably on the side of the road during her entire trip... the toddler was a delusion..  the kid somehow was always keeping pace with her car, including during 2 separate phone calls

It was a reflection of her own kid sat in the back of her car
That ones now missing but she hasnt noticed yet
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: beakdoctor on July 17, 2023, 03:50:06 PM
Or she probably told them : "same place, same time next week or I show this tape to everyone."

This. She was fucking around. Then her bullshit story took on a life of its own. Spun out of control. But she just walks back home. Haha lol. After fighting for her life. Bull shit.

And the toddler on all this? Pure fiction.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 17, 2023, 03:53:29 PM
Another causality from the Brotherhood of Friends
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 17, 2023, 05:19:19 PM

The toddler was probably on the side of the road during her entire trip... the toddler was a delusion..  the kid somehow was always keeping pace with her car, including during 2 separate phone calls

It was a reflection of her own kid sat in the back of her car
That ones now missing but she hasnt noticed yet


LMAO!!! 
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 17, 2023, 05:26:28 PM
Matt Canning levels of detail...

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Mayday on July 17, 2023, 06:02:42 PM
Matt Canning levels of detail...

 :D

My conclusion is:

This was a pre planned event. She had a specific marker to look for in order to pull over. In this case it was a large sign (what are the odds a toddler was found at a sign).

However during nighttime visibility is poor and she had pulled over early at the wrong marker then continued to drive along until she reached the correct sign.

BUT the The correct way would have been to notice a toddler THEN react by braking and pull over, walk back.

Therefore she was clearly stopping intentionally in a specific spot. meeting someone is probably right.


The alternative is she had taken drugs and hallucinated the entire thing. But if that were true they would have found her stumbling in the bushes.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 17, 2023, 06:17:50 PM
FINE

I fucking own up to it.

I was the guy in the toddler outfit.

Allow me to explain.  After getting ousted from the masturbatorium bushes in Rob's front yard(which I fucking invented for fuck's sake), I was looking for the perfect mate.  Carlee Russell was the female pedo I was looking for!  I put on my disguise and hid in the bushes where I knew she'd be driving by(yes I'm always in the fucking bushes, fuck you guys).  She saw me and picked me up right away!  After 14 hours of lovemaking, she realized I'm 6 feet tall, have a receded hairline, am covered in body hair, and I have a penis slightly larger than that of a little boy.  She of course dumped me...literally back on the side of the road where she found me.  Rob, I need a ride home back to your bushes.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 17, 2023, 06:19:54 PM
FINE

I fucking own up to it.

I was the guy in the toddler outfit.

Allow me to explain.  After getting ousted from the masturbatorium bushes in Rob's front yard(which I fucking invented for fuck's sake), I was looking for the perfect mate.  Carlee Russell was the female pedo I was looking for!  I put on my disguise and hid in the bushes where I knew she'd be driving by(yes I'm always in the fucking bushes, fuck you guys).  She saw me and picked me up right away!  After 14 hours of lovemaking, she realized I'm 6 feet tall, have a receded hairline, am covered in body hair, and I have a penis slightly larger than that of a little boy.  She of course dumped me...literally back on the side of the road where she found me.  Rob, I need a ride home back to your bushes.

Hahahahaha

Send your coordinates and I’ll be in route shortly.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 17, 2023, 07:37:33 PM
:D

My conclusion is:

This was a pre planned event. She had a specific marker to look for in order to pull over. In this case it was a large sign (what are the odds a toddler was found at a sign).

However during nighttime visibility is poor and she had pulled over early at the wrong marker then continued to drive along until she reached the correct sign.

BUT the The correct way would have been to notice a toddler THEN react by braking and pull over, walk back.

Therefore she was clearly stopping intentionally in a specific spot. meeting someone is probably right.


The alternative is she had taken drugs and hallucinated the entire thing. But if that were true they would have found her stumbling in the bushes.

Pre planned event is what makes the most sense. It will be interesting when the facts come out.

FINE

I fucking own up to it.

I was the guy in the toddler outfit.

Allow me to explain.  After getting ousted from the masturbatorium bushes in Rob's front yard(which I fucking invented for fuck's sake), I was looking for the perfect mate.  Carlee Russell was the female pedo I was looking for!  I put on my disguise and hid in the bushes where I knew she'd be driving by(yes I'm always in the fucking bushes, fuck you guys).  She saw me and picked me up right away!  After 14 hours of lovemaking, she realized I'm 6 feet tall, have a receded hairline, am covered in body hair, and I have a penis slightly larger than that of a little boy.  She of course dumped me...literally back on the side of the road where she found me.  Rob, I need a ride home back to your bushes.

lol
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: illuminati on July 17, 2023, 10:56:16 PM
She got out of the car at :47 mark



From that video it seems she was pulling up on the hard shoulder for a fair Distance
Before she stopped & as it was dark she must've got good eye sight to see a toddler
From before she pulled over.
I didn't see any other drivers braking to slow down if they had seen the child.

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 18, 2023, 03:14:36 AM
From that video it seems she was pulling up on the hard shoulder for a fair Distance
Before she stopped & as it was dark she must've got good eye sight to see a toddler
From before she pulled over.
I didn't see any other drivers braking to slow down if they had seen the child.

The woman that Carlee was speaking to on the phone said that she could hear Carlee asking if the child was ok...

...but the woman did not hear any sort of response from the child. She only heard Carlee’s voice.


I think that Carlee was the only person there, and that the child was not real.


No children in the area were reported as missing.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: wes on July 18, 2023, 06:41:25 AM
Prank Of Peace  :(
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dokey111 on July 18, 2023, 07:42:49 AM
Prank Of Peace  :(

exactly.

Is she an "influencer"? Or just dumb and childish.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Relentless458 on July 18, 2023, 08:14:38 AM
did you type that one handed?

Actually used speech to text, no typing needed. Just talk and types itself  :D
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 18, 2023, 08:21:13 AM
Actually used speech to text, no typing needed. Just talk and types itself  :D
so one hand on your cock and a finger up your ass?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: pamith on July 18, 2023, 08:38:59 AM
Bro...
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 18, 2023, 10:52:32 AM
Kwon’s door cam videos bring this scene to mind

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: IroNat on July 18, 2023, 11:25:10 AM
What a crazy evil world we live in. You can't trust anyone. To bad it wasn't a cop that stopped to help...I bet that would have foiled there plan

Has ever been thus.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Taffin on July 18, 2023, 11:56:52 AM
FINE

I fucking own up to it.

I was the guy in the toddler outfit.

Allow me to explain.  After getting ousted from the masturbatorium bushes in Rob's front yard(which I fucking invented for fuck's sake), I was looking for the perfect mate.  Carlee Russell was the female pedo I was looking for!  I put on my disguise and hid in the bushes where I knew she'd be driving by(yes I'm always in the fucking bushes, fuck you guys).  She saw me and picked me up right away!  After 14 hours of lovemaking, she realized I'm 6 feet tall, have a receded hairline, am covered in body hair, and I have a penis slightly larger than that of a little boy.  She of course dumped me...literally back on the side of the road where she found me.  Rob, I need a ride home back to your bushes.

Can confirm - I was stood behind Sandrock in those bushes by the side of the road, jacking off - saw the whole thing
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: wes on July 18, 2023, 12:31:05 PM
Can confirm - I was stood behind Sandrock in those bushes by the side of the road, jacking off - saw the whole thing
I`d hate to cut through those bushes,I would probably feel like a fly stuck on flypaper!  :D
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 18, 2023, 02:35:26 PM
Can confirm - I was stood behind Sandrock in those bushes by the side of the road, jacking off - saw the whole thing

How do you always find my secret spots dude?!?!?!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: illuminati on July 18, 2023, 04:46:42 PM
Prank Of Peace  :(

She / They are hiding in Robs Hedge !!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 18, 2023, 05:16:07 PM
Hahahah my bushes are a very busy place. You are all welcome to use the pool as it’s extremely hot out lately.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 18, 2023, 07:02:08 PM
Hahahah my bushes are a very busy place. You are all welcome to use the pool as it’s extremely hot out lately.

Thanks dude

I'm jerking it in your pool now, thinking about my brief tryst with Carlee
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 19, 2023, 03:37:33 PM
W T F
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 03:42:45 PM
Thanks dude

I'm jerking it in your pool now, thinking about my brief tryst with Carlee

Hahahahaha.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 03:47:27 PM
W T F

Crazy bitch.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Gym Rat on July 19, 2023, 03:51:37 PM
I cut thru Robs bushes, I came out coated in slime like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
Or like Prime and/or Shizzo after some dick sucking at "Ye Olde Glory Hole"...
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 19, 2023, 03:51:51 PM
W T F

Taken is a good movie and Nashville is a long trip by bus from Alabama. She takes the snacks she bought from Target and she has a nice little trip planned out.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 19, 2023, 04:17:08 PM
Taken is a good movie and Nashville is a long trip by bus from Alabama. She takes the snacks she bought from Target and she has a nice little trip planned out.

😂😂😂
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 04:40:24 PM
I cut thru Robs bushes, I came out coated in slime like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
Or like Prime and/or Shizzo after some dick sucking at "Ye Olde Glory Hole"...

Hahahaha. Sounds rough in them bushes.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 19, 2023, 04:51:12 PM
W T F
::) ::) Wasn't she a "big" girl? Who's picking her up and running off through the bushes with her? And whatever happened to the kid? ::) ::)

Quote
"She claimed that the man then picked her up and she screamed," Derzis recounted. He said Russell told investigators she was taken by the man, who was white with orange hair and a bald spot in the back, to an 18-wheeler. She said a woman, whom she never saw, was also present. After making an initial escape, Russell said she was re-captured and blindfolded, then taken to a house where she was told to undress. Russell told police that she didn't recall having any "physical or sexual contact" but did believe they took photos of her. The next morning, she said she was fed cheese crackers, then put in a car where she escaped and ran home.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 19, 2023, 05:07:51 PM
::) ::) Wasn't she a "big" girl? Who's picking her up and running off through the bushes with her? And whatever happened to the kid? ::) ::)

It sounds like she was kidnapped by Bozo the clown.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 19, 2023, 05:16:18 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too late, you've committed.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 05:17:53 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:25:26 PM
As you all know, the old saying is "Once you go black you get AIDS."

Thanks to Carlee Russell I now have AIDS goddammit.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 05:49:14 PM
As you all know, the old saying is "Once you go black you get AIDS."

Thanks to Carlee Russell I now have AIDS goddammit.

Fuck I gotta get a hazmat team on this pool asap.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 19, 2023, 05:49:43 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:59:15 PM
Fuck I gotta get a hazmat team on this pool asap.

Actually it turns out I only got elephantiasis not AIDS so everything is AOK other than my ballsack swelling up

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: wes on July 19, 2023, 06:15:30 PM
She / They are hiding in Robs Hedge !!
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 06:23:15 PM
Actually it turns out I only got elephantiasis not AIDS so everything is AOK other than my ballsack swelling up

Pics of said ballsack.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dokey111 on July 19, 2023, 06:28:48 PM
Ho hoax
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 06:41:42 PM
Pics of said ballsack.

As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 06:58:53 PM
As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus

That is impressive. Jakked with a giant hog and balls.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 19, 2023, 06:59:38 PM
As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus
I didn’t realize you work out bro. Do you Strict Curl?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 07:04:12 PM
That pic has me cracking the fuck up. The wife just goes what’s so funny and I showed her and she just shook her head and asked how old are these guys?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 07:41:50 PM
I didn’t realize you work out bro. Do you Strict Curl?

I'll be founding my own strict curl federation called "Swollen Ballsack Strict Curl Nation" and plan on setting a world record as I will be the only member of the federation.  These days I'm strict curling 205 for reps Richard Nixon style.  If I can get some more bioidentical meth I should be able to strict curl 315 no problem.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 19, 2023, 09:06:40 PM
As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus

And spring leaks.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 19, 2023, 09:07:16 PM
They now found questionable internet searches on her browser history.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: AbrahamG on July 19, 2023, 09:08:30 PM
That pic has me cracking the fuck up. The wife just goes what’s so funny and I showed her and she just shook her head and asked how old are these guys?

You should probably warn her to steer clear of the bushes after sundown.   ;D
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 09:55:05 PM
They now found questionable internet searches on her browser history.

So she was searching getbig?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Taffin on July 20, 2023, 04:32:56 PM
How do you always find my secret spots dude?!?!?!

Thanks dude

I'm jerking it in your pool now, thinking about my brief tryst with Carlee

I know you are... cuz I'm watching... ;)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/l378b59fSuMV12tzO/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 20, 2023, 04:35:44 PM
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Taffin on July 20, 2023, 04:36:21 PM
That pic has me cracking the fuck up. The wife just goes what’s so funny and I showed her and she just shook her head and asked how old are these guys?

I get that regularly LOL - even my adult kids roll their eyes now when they see I'm in this place

Oh, and by the way, that pic is shopped - Sandrock was being modest - here's the legit pic
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 20, 2023, 05:06:19 PM
Is Russia still invading Carlee ???
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 20, 2023, 05:52:32 PM
Told y'all it was false. 
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 20, 2023, 05:53:03 PM
Is Russia still invading Carlee ???

Yeah really


She was kidnapped by a white guy with red hair, who used a white male toddler to lure her in... and he transported her out of the area in an 18 wheeler, then she escaped, but was promptly kidnapped by a guy in another car and she was brought to a place where the kidnapper did not tie up her wrists because he “didn’t want to leave an impression on her wrists”... and he was also kind enough to NOT rape her. But he did let his female accomplice play with her hair. Then she escaped and ran through the woods, and when she came out of the woods, she was at her parents front door.


Schizophrenia
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 07:31:59 AM
I do feel bad for her parents and the rest of her family.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 07:32:44 AM
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Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 21, 2023, 07:34:30 AM
I get that regularly LOL - even my adult kids roll their eyes now when they see I'm in this place

Oh, and by the way, that pic is shopped - Sandrock was being modest - here's the legit pic

Yeah imagine what “normal” people would think of all of us after reading this forum.

sandrock is an impressive specimen.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 21, 2023, 07:49:41 AM
I do feel bad for her parents and the rest of her family.

(https://y.yarn.co/441de293-6969-4a22-823a-b7e7f816c073_text.gif)

Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 21, 2023, 08:20:34 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686404.0;attach=1453264;image)
her family were "Axing" for her safe return
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 10:58:04 AM
(https://y.yarn.co/441de293-6969-4a22-823a-b7e7f816c073_text.gif)

That isn’t funny Rambone.
 

At first I thought that Carlee was kidnapped by an Asian gang or something. I mistakenly believed the toddler to be Asian. She did hint that kidnapper spoke another language, she believes that it was Asian.

The kidnapper indicated they were playing by “prison rules”. She said that she was in big trouble, “double trouble”, just like during medieval times. She did eat, but there were no utensils.

She was completely disoriented. She could have been at sea. Carlee stated that she actually heard someone yell: “Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it”.

She was vigilant. She even got the kidnapper’s name. His last name was Ricardo. His first name may have been Ricky (definitely Asian). He had hair plugs. He was taking “the pot”. He had scars, as if he had been burned by molten lava.

The kidnapper indicated the he wasn’t just going to sit around “stewing” about his ex. He said that they were going to go bungee jumping in Mexico, despite their lack of regulations.

Carlee told the kidnapper that her mother and father were going to save her. The kidnapper whispered this in her ear: “Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.”

Thankfully Carlee is back home.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 12:12:05 PM
Potential movies to enjoy this weekend
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 12:13:53 PM
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Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Gym Rat on July 21, 2023, 12:14:44 PM
Carlee's got some giant chocolate milk jugs on her...
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 21, 2023, 12:26:41 PM
I do feel bad for her parents and the rest of her family.
For having to deal with her psycho ass?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: illuminati on July 21, 2023, 12:38:05 PM
Carlee's got some giant chocolate milk jugs on her...

Really - post up the pic's  ;D
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 12:39:39 PM
For having to deal with her psycho ass?

Yes! Apparently they drove all over Alabama last weekend. They even drove to Mississippi, trying to alert people of the fact that their daughter was kidnapped by human traffickers.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 21, 2023, 03:08:51 PM
That isn’t funny Rambone.
 

At first I thought that Carlee was kidnapped by an Asian gang or something. I mistakenly believed the toddler to be Asian. She did hint that kidnapper spoke another language, she believes that it was Asian.

The kidnapper indicated they were playing by “prison rules”. She said that she was in big trouble, “double trouble”, just like during medieval times. She did eat, but there were no utensils.

She was completely disoriented. She could have been at sea. Carlee stated that she actually heard someone yell: “Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it”.

She was vigilant. She even got the kidnapper’s name. His last name was Ricardo. His first name may have been Ricky (definitely Asian). He had hair plugs. He was taking “the pot”. He had scars, as if he had been burned by molten lava.

The kidnapper indicated the he wasn’t just going to sit around “stewing” about his ex. He said that they were going to go bungee jumping in Mexico, despite their lack of regulations.

Carlee told the kidnapper that her mother and father were going to save her. The kidnapper whispered this in her ear: “Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.”

Thankfully Carlee is back home.

Lmao! What a post. I can even hear the “bloodied and bashed”
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 21, 2023, 05:41:42 PM
Lmao! What a post. I can even hear the “bloodied and bashed”

What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dave D on July 21, 2023, 06:16:02 PM
What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger

Unless you’re squatting and snap your neck OR you’re deadlifting and break your back.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Rambone on July 21, 2023, 06:36:24 PM
Unless you’re squatting and snap your neck OR you’re deadlifting and break your back.

Too soon!
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 21, 2023, 06:53:06 PM
Too soon!

On Getbig…never.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 21, 2023, 07:04:29 PM
That isn’t funny Rambone.
 

At first I thought that Carlee was kidnapped by an Asian gang or something. I mistakenly believed the toddler to be Asian. She did hint that kidnapper spoke another language, she believes that it was Asian.

The kidnapper indicated they were playing by “prison rules”. She said that she was in big trouble, “double trouble”, just like during medieval times. She did eat, but there were no utensils.

She was completely disoriented. She could have been at sea. Carlee stated that she actually heard someone yell: “Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it”.

She was vigilant. She even got the kidnapper’s name. His last name was Ricardo. His first name may have been Ricky (definitely Asian). He had hair plugs. He was taking “the pot”. He had scars, as if he had been burned by molten lava.

The kidnapper indicated the he wasn’t just going to sit around “stewing” about his ex. He said that they were going to go bungee jumping in Mexico, despite their lack of regulations.

Carlee told the kidnapper that her mother and father were going to save her. The kidnapper whispered this in her ear: “Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.”

Thankfully Carlee is back home.

Excellent post.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Taffin on July 22, 2023, 06:52:02 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686404.0;attach=1453339;image)

Quality post right there.

(http://i.postimg.cc/XYVq785V/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 23, 2023, 12:31:36 AM
What was that whore trying to gain by faking this kidnapping?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: 20inch calves on July 23, 2023, 04:22:39 AM
What was that whore trying to gain by faking this kidnapping?


Thats what I was wondering 🤔 so she Google abduction  ect. I'm guessing for fame?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 23, 2023, 04:31:22 AM
What was that whore trying to gain by faking this kidnapping?

She might have a serious psychological disorder. If that is the case, good luck trying to make sense motives.

She might be like Edward Norton in Fight Club, or Leonardo DiCaprio in Shutter Island.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 23, 2023, 08:19:36 AM
She might have a serious psychological disorder. If that is the case, good luck trying to make sense motives.

She might be like Edward Norton in Fight Club, or Leonardo DiCaprio in Shutter Island.
or 9 out of 10 girls like her from the same neighbourhood
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Dokey111 on July 23, 2023, 08:48:11 AM
What was that whore trying to gain by faking this kidnapping?

Attention and money, pretty simple
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 23, 2023, 09:14:02 AM
Attention and money, pretty simple

she will be on Celebrity Big Brother next and then her own chat show or Crime programme next year.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: beakdoctor on July 23, 2023, 06:00:03 PM
Attention and money, pretty simple

She probably had some one else in on it. Figuring that they would pull the old 'ransom' routine. But when it exploded all over national media they wisley stopped while they were ahead.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 24, 2023, 12:32:19 AM
She probably had some one else in on it. Figuring that they would pull the old 'ransom' routine. But when it exploded all over national media they wisley stopped while they were ahead.
Who would pay to get her back?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Sandrock on July 24, 2023, 01:54:50 PM
Sounds like she just fantasizes about being abducted and fucked by red haired white men.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Royalty on July 24, 2023, 03:24:46 PM
Sounds like she just fantasizes about being abducted and fucked by red haired white men.

And watching Liam Neeson action movies
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: joswift on July 24, 2023, 03:26:14 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686404.0;attach=1454033;image)

why did she make it up?
"Time of the month"
Mental health issues

Case closed
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: illuminati on July 24, 2023, 03:29:05 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686404.0;attach=1454033;image)

why did she make it up?
"Time of the month"
Mental health issues

Case closed

She's a black woman- end of.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: deadz on July 24, 2023, 03:31:05 PM
Is that Nog going to jail?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: illuminati on July 24, 2023, 03:44:18 PM
Is that Nog going to jail?

Hopefully- just another one of the already very many in there, so many are banged up
From such a small percentage of population- lovely & clearly smart well behaved people 
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: chaos on July 24, 2023, 03:50:46 PM
And watching Liam Neeson action movies
Color me shocked and surprised. ::)
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 24, 2023, 03:55:49 PM
Worst attempt to set up a gofundme ever.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 24, 2023, 06:31:32 PM
So she isn’t in trouble for this or has to pay for the search? Isn’t it a crime to report a false crime and act one out?
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: robcguns on July 24, 2023, 06:32:15 PM
Worst attempt to set up a gofundme ever.

Hahahah. That’s really saying something.
Title: Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 25, 2023, 01:12:48 AM
So she isn’t in trouble for this or has to pay for the search? Isn’t it a crime to report a false crime and act one out?
She is black.