My grandpa was complaining about a fella who kept pluggin up the toilet. I'm guessing that was you, ya sumbitch. That's alright though. The medium salmon-coloured shirt with the "Babydoll" logo he snaked from you fits me splendidly. Cheers!
From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this on 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
lmao, what about the shoes 240?
for some reason my ass stained white thongs were not taken.....
Or crap in the sauna. A stench no man would soon forget...
Your parents must be proud that you can shit on command, 5 days a week when you're angry at someone.
From my own forgetfulness I have left 3 workout shirts and I pair of new runners at the gym over a 6 month period. I know who the thief is – it’s the 60 year old overweight immigrant cleaner. This guy comes into work at the gym at 1:00pm everyday. I workout on my lunch time. When I questioned him on the theft of one of my shirts he first said he saw nothing left in the change room at 1:00pm (gym empties out after lunch time). When I refuted his excuse - his story changed to blaming another cleaner guy who comes in at 4:00 pm. I found out this is also a lie as he works until 6:00 pm.So to get “even” with this arse hole I have been throwing the small towel that I get from the front desk down the toilet. I then flush the toilet so the towel then blocks up the toilet, this is then followed by me pissing or occasionally dumping in the toilet. I have kept this up 5 days a week for 3 months now…..hope this guy enjoys his work….haaa haaa
You left your shirts and shoes at the gym for six months and you're pissed they got taken?
What grade are you in "student?" There is reading, and then there is comprehension. Comprehension- The act or fact of grasping the meaning, nature, or importance of; understanding
what did I not understand? He forgot his shirts and shoes for six months. Then he went off on a tangent about a immigrant cleaner, and then he shit in a clogged toilet, it's all brilliant stuff.
He did not say he left his property there for six months and when he went back they were gone. Over a six month period, he forgot an item or two, and when he went back the next day the item was gone. So, in a six month time span, four shirts could have been stolen. But not because he went back half a year later. Understand now?
aww man, thats funny as shit.in my gym, I saw a load in the urinal. someone shat in the damn urinal!!! thats crazy.
