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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #100 on: February 07, 2007, 09:27:50 PM »
Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.
I am sure the average pizza boy gets payed minimum wage which is what? About 6 dollars. Check the ones out in bermuta making 60,000 a year. Melissa makes what a porn shoot? 500 dollars tops? Wow... monster blue collar ownage.
http://bermuda4u.com/news/the-60000-a-year-pizza-delivery-boy-tax-free-of-course/

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #101 on: February 07, 2007, 09:28:01 PM »
Hahahahahahah... im sure she would make more delivering pizzas then being spit on by some schmuck with an automatic caulking gun ROFL!!!

In this world... people hold sex high above food on the payment scale.

Not too many people pay 250 bucks for a pizza, but they'll pay 250 bucks for sex.. For most of them, the pizza will last longer too.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #102 on: February 07, 2007, 09:29:33 PM »
I am sure the average pizza boy gets payed minimum wage which is what? About 6 dollars. Check the ones out in bermuta making 60,000 a year. Melissa makes what a porn shoot? 500 dollars tops? Wow... monster blue collar ownage.
http://bermuda4u.com/news/the-60000-a-year-pizza-delivery-boy-tax-free-of-course/

I dunno about a shoot... I know like REAL porn it's like 3000 bucks a day... more depending on the scene requirements...


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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #103 on: February 07, 2007, 09:29:51 PM »
In this world... people hold sex high above food on the payment scale.

Not too many people pay 250 bucks for a pizza, but they'll pay 250 bucks for sex.. For most of them, the pizza will last longer too.
I have proven your theory wrong. She may make 250 a scene but a pizza boys wages are constant and collective over the week. Infact i am willing to bet a highschool janitor makes more then Melissa does in a porn shoot.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #104 on: February 07, 2007, 09:32:24 PM »
Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.

And what is it your parents tell their neighbors about you? You're a nobody that posts on an anonymous message board, constantly talking shit and never leaving your house?
Besides, for all you know, your parents are members of her site and are into watching her getting fucked by a machine. You may even have a baby brother on the way because of it. I sure hope not, one imbecile Ribonucleic is enough around here. 

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #105 on: February 07, 2007, 09:32:47 PM »
I have proven your theory wrong. She may make 250 a scene but a pizza boys wages are constant and collective over the week. Infact i am willing to bet a highschool janitor makes more then Melissa does in a porn shoot.

Not from an "hourly" rate they do not... I'm sure a single scene nets quite a bit more for the equivalent time doing janitorial work.

Whether or not she does enough "work" to make more in a year, I do not know.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #106 on: February 07, 2007, 09:33:23 PM »
And what is it your parents tell their neighbors about you? You're a nobody that posts on an anonymous message board, constantly talking shit and never leaving your house?
Besides, for all you know, your parents are members of her site and are into watching her getting fucked by a machine. You may even have a baby brother on the way because of it. I sure hope not, one imbecile Ribonucleic is enough around here. 

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2007, 09:36:48 PM »
I dunno about a shoot... I know like REAL porn it's like 3000 bucks a day... more depending on the scene requirements...



Females make around $800 per scene depending on what's going on. The more "torture" or gangbang type stuff, the more money.
Males make around $200 per scene.
You shouldn't cast aspersions when you really don't know what you're talking about.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2007, 09:37:36 PM »
meltdown

Oh goodie, first time that lame ass moniker has been attached to my name. I'll alert the media, and tell them the good news.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #109 on: February 07, 2007, 09:38:15 PM »
Females make around $800 per scene depending on what's going on. The more "torture" or gangbang type stuff, the more money.
Males make around $200 per scene.
You shouldn't cast aspersions when you really don't know what you're talking about.

How am I casting "aspersions"?

800 a scene * 3 scenes a day is like almost 3K... I was far off somehow?

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #110 on: February 07, 2007, 09:38:46 PM »
Females make around $800 per scene depending on what's going on. The more "torture" or gangbang type stuff, the more money.
Males make around $200 per scene.
You shouldn't cast aspersions when you really don't know what you're talking about.

Damn bluto only gets a dime and a bag of potato chips... he;s getting ripped off!!  ;D
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #111 on: February 07, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »
Oh goodie, first time that lame ass moniker has been attached to my name. I'll alert the media, and tell them the good news.

Lighten up, 'blood. It's just the Internet.

Go watch some porn or something.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #112 on: February 07, 2007, 09:42:41 PM »
Lighten up, 'blood. It's just the Internet.

Go watch some porn or something.

Nah youngbloods right, your a cum guzzler in every sense of the word
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #113 on: February 07, 2007, 09:44:00 PM »
I dunno about a shoot... I know like REAL porn it's like 3000 bucks a day... more depending on the scene requirements...


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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #114 on: February 07, 2007, 09:44:38 PM »
Lie

Totally not man... Everything I've ever seen and read about the industry as said so.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #115 on: February 07, 2007, 09:45:26 PM »
Lighten up, 'blood. It's just the Internet.

Go watch some porn or something.

I have lightened up. You're right, it's only the net, which is exactly why you're able to post what you do.
And I did watch some porn. The link was posted about two pages back. ;D

TU- There are some, but I'm sure not every star is pulling down three scenes a day, and probably not nearly every day at that. Grant Michaels would certainly know more about this area however.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #116 on: February 07, 2007, 09:46:58 PM »
I have lightened up. You're right, it's only the net, which is exactly why you're able to post what you do.
And I did watch some porn. The link was posted about two pages back. ;D

TU- There are some, but I'm sure not every star is pulling down three scenes a day, and probably not nearly every day at that. Grant Michaels would certainly know more about this area however.

Somewhere in this link... it too talks about paid by scene, or day... and days can be 20 hours long.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=7866

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #117 on: February 07, 2007, 09:49:45 PM »
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Admit it Sioux, you're the reason why their site has been on the shits for the past few days isn't it? Admit it!!! It's all because of the Melissa hate thread... stop ruining it for everyone man!!

ron just made me a moderator there.....there wont be much of that thread left when i get done butchering it, lol. hey, if ya don't like me, or what i look like, or what i do.....and you feel the uncontrollable desire to say so.....fine. different strokes for different folks...ya know? but to outright ATTACK me...or anyone else for that matter....presume to know them, call them every hateful name in the book, tec. etc.....(none of which would ever happen in person mind you....a bunch of chickenshit keyboard cowboys in the safety of their annonyminity, they are)is not gonna happen on my watch anymore.....
i mean, something like..."i dont dig muscular chicks, personally...but i can respect the work put into it", or "i would never do porn, but she ain't hurtin' anyone,[/img] etc."----that's fine....no problem. well, actually i don't see what they will get or achieve out of them voicing their opinion in a negative manner but whatever....ya know?
BUT, the outright namecalling, attacks, etc....like i said....i'll zap every damned one of them....and get them banned if i can....






Hey lady, that is not how getbig is run. If you do not like an outrageous lie told about you, or are being savaged beyond legitiment boundries you can mod a post. But you are not going to delete things against others with an agenda. That is not your place. That is not have getbig is run. That post makes you seem like you will abuse your powers as mod Take is from a fellow mod, that shit wont fly.








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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #118 on: February 07, 2007, 09:52:39 PM »
this varies on how much you work, and if you are a man or a woman.
Men get treated poorly in the porn industry.  The focus is on the
women who are treated well and paid well (of course this point can be
argued, but it is a fact that women get treated better than men).
Your average run of the mill porn actress will get about $500 a day.
The big stars will get way more.  If you are a star and you work a lot
you can easily make six figures.  But put into context that's still
not a lot since you have to take into consideration the average career
for a female porn star is like 5 years, if they're lucky.  Guys can
work longer but like I said, they get paid less.  There are only a few
males in the industry that can be considered "Woodsmen" that means
directors can depend on them to perform on cue.  Ron Jeremy has been
known to be able to countdown from 10 and orgasm on 1.  With a room
full of people, this takes skill.  The real money in porn is directing
and distribution.  Somebody like Seymour Butts does well because he
combines his directing with his distribution, plus the merchandising.
Can you say, "Cha-Ching".

There is a small group of females who have been strong on the business
side and have done well for themselves.  Jill Kelly and Jenna Jamison
are two women who have combined movies, with their websites with
merchandising.  They are most certainly millionaires.  The majority of
porn stars are NOT millionaires though.  Plus, once you do porn
there's nothing else you can really do.  If you appear on camera in a
porn it will be very difficult for you to get legitimate work.




To sum thing ups she is at the bottom of the barrel so maybe 500 per shoot and she hasn't done very many. If it came to being a pizza boy i would pick that simply because of high salary plus all the delicious free pizza i could eat.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #119 on: February 07, 2007, 09:56:40 PM »
Damn you Buttsuck. Damn you to hell!!!




























All i can think about is pizza  ;D
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #120 on: February 07, 2007, 09:57:00 PM »
Thats been photoshopped, that bit of black isnt big enough to cover her penoris
freaking electrical tape?

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« Reply #121 on: February 07, 2007, 09:58:23 PM »
I'm not sure how much of that I believe. How much of that time is actually onscreen having sex? When was the last time you could have sex for 20hrs of the day? A majority of that is probably make-up, screening who you're to be filming with, what positions, how long they want the shot or how much footage is wanted....probably a lot more behind the scenes stuff than anything.
It's like being a musician...I would make $400 for an hour long private party. Great? Hardly. What about the 2hour drive each way? So, now you're looking at 5 hours total. What about not being allowed to be seen outside of the closet they put you in for fear of having a musician mingle with guests? Deli trays are the only food you get served, gas and bridge tolls come out of that as well. Point being, your hourly rate sounds great at $400/hr, but then the other things involved cut that down to more than half of that.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #122 on: February 07, 2007, 10:00:02 PM »

To sum thing ups she is at the bottom of the barrel so maybe 500 per shoot and she hasn't done very many. If it came to being a pizza boy i would pick that simply because of high salary plus all the delicious free pizza i could eat.


Oh, I don't disagree... I would pick the pizza delivery too... but I love pizza!

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #123 on: February 07, 2007, 10:00:41 PM »
I'm not sure how much of that I believe. How much of that time is actually onscreen having sex? When was the last time you could have sex for 20hrs of the day? A majority of that is probably make-up, screening who you're to be filming with, what positions, how long they want the shot or how much footage is wanted....probably a lot more behind the scenes stuff than anything.
It's like being a musician...I would make $400 for an hour long private party. Great? Hardly. What about the 2hour drive each way? So, now you're looking at 5 hours total. What about not being allowed to be seen outside of the closet they put you in for fear of having a musician mingle with guests? Deli trays are the only food you get served, gas and bridge tolls come out of that as well. Point being, your hourly rate sounds great at $400/hr, but then the other things involved cut that down to more than half of that.
Doesn't matter. Shoveling shit down at the farm is a more high paying job and legitmate. Plus you get to keep your dignity!!

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #124 on: February 07, 2007, 10:01:24 PM »
Oh, I don't disagree... I would pick the pizza delivery too... but I love pizza!
Speaking of pizza, i wonder if melissa has ordered any sausage pizzas from the pizza boys lately.