Hahahahahaha I bet the Shadow is the kind of 'guy' who goes up to all the male tourists in India, asks them if they'd like to experience a 'cultural experience' and when the unsuspecting victims agree, bends them over, sticks his finger into their ass and violates it to his heart's content for a good 3 seconds before the startled victims recover and bitch slap him unconscious. Hahahahahaha gayer than him sniffing his hand to see what he had for lunch the previous day cause he can't remember the same.