Author Topic: Who would win in a fight Steven Seagal or Sylvester Stallone? (Read 4005 times)

davidpaul · « **on:** February 10, 2007, 03:42:23 PM »

I'd have to with Stallone.

What do you bro's think?

Fury · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:45:20 PM »

This is a very good question. On one hand, Segal is a master of the neck break but Rocky has the dangerous left hook.

Segal by neck break.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:46:26 PM »

stallone and this is a great idea for a thread DP im glad YOU thought of it

Bluto · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:46:47 PM »

haha.

Fury · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:47:01 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 10, 2007, 03:46:26 PM

stallone and this is a great idea for a thread DP im glad YOU thought of it

hahaha I agree. This could be an epic thread. Kudos.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:49:25 PM »

Stallone would last until he threw his first punch.

Then he'd be dead.

Hope this helps.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:49:40 PM »

those fuckers wouldnt fight, they would sue each other.

davidpaul · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:49:55 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 10, 2007, 03:45:20 PM

This is a very good question. On one hand, Segal is a master of the neck break but Rocky has the dangerous left hook.

Segal by neck break.

Seagal was lethal in Out for Justice, he handled Ritchie Madanos crew from the old neighbourhood like a bunch of pussys, and they were packing,

If he were put against Joe Bomowski (stop or mom will shoot) he would win hands down, now john rambo would be a completely different story.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:51:32 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on February 10, 2007, 03:49:55 PM

now john rambo would be a completely different story.

Well, obviously. Rambo would take out Seagal from 100 yards away with an explosive-tipped arrow.

davidpaul · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:53:49 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on February 10, 2007, 03:51:32 PM

Well, obviously. Rambo would take out Seagal from 100 yards away with an explosive-tipped arrow.

what about hand to hand combat?

I know Segal is highyl proficient in Moneky style Kung fu, but Rambo could kill a man very easily.

remember what troutman said to brian dennehys fat cop?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:54:56 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on February 10, 2007, 03:53:49 PM

what about hand to hand combat?

I know Segal is highyl proficient in Moneky style Kung fu, but Rambo could kill a man very easily.

remember what troutman said to brian dennehys fat cop?

"Lay in a good supply of body bags" ?

I'm still not convinced. While I'm sure Rambo's hand-to-hand fighting skills are formidable, Casey Ryback is an equally elite-level soldier - and his hand speed would be very hard to prevail against.

Fury · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:56:37 PM »

Wasn't some other member of the board supposed to start a thread about this in celebration for their 10000th post? It's a shame they're so unimportant that I can't think of their name right now.

davidpaul · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:58:17 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on February 10, 2007, 03:54:56 PM

"Lay in a good supply of body bags" ?

I'm still not convinced. While I'm sure Rambo's hand-to-hand fighting skills are formidable, Casey Ryback is an equally elite-level soldier - and his hand speed would be very hard to prevail against.

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, to ignore weather, to live off the land. To eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill, period! Win by attrition. Well, Rambo was the best!"

one on one he would destroy any seagal character

ribonucleic · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:05:11 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on February 10, 2007, 03:58:17 PM

A man who's been trained to ignore pain...

Yeah, but in Rambo III, Troutman asks Rambo if that works, and he says "Not really."

davidpaul · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:07:39 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on February 10, 2007, 04:05:11 PM

Yeah, but in Rambo III, Troutman asks Rambo if that works, and he says "Not really."

yeah they tried to add a bit of post modern humour into that one, lacked the cutting edge raw feel of first blood.

I think this was around the time Stallone saw himself as a renaissance man, and took up oil painting.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:13:50 PM »

TAKE HER TO THA ZOO ROCK! RETARDS LOVE THA ZOO!

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:23:58 PM »

Stallone would wipe the floor with Segal...... "hes like a piece of iron"

ribonucleic · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:27:03 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 10, 2007, 04:13:50 PM

TAKE HER TO THA ZOO ROCK! RETARDS LOVE THA ZOO!

This would have been funny on its own. But the marquee effect really takes it to the next level.

davidpaul · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:30:03 PM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on February 10, 2007, 04:23:58 PM

Stallone would wipe the floor with Segal...... "hes like a piece of iron"

good point, the roided machine that could shoulder press over 400 pounds known as ivan drago couldnt handle rocky.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:31:06 PM »

your right about that d to the p.......

danielson · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:31:43 PM »

Sly would win cuz when he gets knocked down by life or an opponent he always gets back up.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:32:42 PM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on February 10, 2007, 04:23:58 PM

"hes like a piece of iron"

Are his eyeballs made of iron?

Condor · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:50:59 PM »

If I'm not mistaken Seagal is a master in the art of braking bones (Tai-Chi I think it's called, could be wrong). It wouldn't be much of a fight. It's like the old adage goes, once the wrestler gets ahold of the boxer, game over.

UPINTHEMGUTS · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2007, 05:03:52 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on February 10, 2007, 04:07:39 PM

yeah they tried to add a bit of post modern humour into that one, lacked the cutting edge raw feel of first blood.

I think this was around the time Stallone saw himself as a renaissance man, and took up oil painting.

Excellent summary!

finurface · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2007, 05:13:20 PM »

seagal, cause at least h REALLY knows how to fight.