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The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« on: March 12, 2007, 01:06:29 PM »
It is beautiful here in Las Vegas, and the summer GYM Warriors are HERE!

Bunch of skinny kids, and overweight mama's tryin to get in shape for the pools at the Hotels

For the summer.  Most of them will never make it in staight for 3 days... 

At least it keeps me entertained a bit at the gym.

Is it like this everywhere else?
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Re: The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2007, 01:10:51 PM »
Its the second of the 3 waves of fitness.

Wave 1.  New years Resolutioners.  You can barely find parking on Jan 2 at your gym and by Jan 7th you can park right in front of the door.


Wave 2. Spring Breakers.  Bunch of punk kids who think they can whip into shape for their beer fest down in Daytona.  Probably what you are seeing right now.


Wave 3. Summer bunch.  They think they can start on Jun 1st to be ripped by 4th of July beach bash.  They never make it past June 4th.
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Re: The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2007, 01:25:14 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 12, 2007, 01:10:51 PM
Its the second of the 3 waves of fitness.

Wave 1.  New years Resolutioners.  You can barely find parking on Jan 2 at your gym and by Jan 7th you can park right in front of the door.


Wave 2. Spring Breakers.  Bunch of punk kids who think they can whip into shape for their beer fest down in Daytona.  Probably what you are seeing right now.


Wave 3. Summer bunch.  They think they can start on Jun 1st to be ripped by 4th of July beach bash.  They never make it past June 4th.

Two older MILFs came into the gym today.  I was doing cardio right next the the table where the two MILF's and a PT were talking.  The PT asked them how much weight they wanted to lose - they replied approx 10 to 15 lbs.  The PT got out a calculator and worked out it would take ONE month, he then stated he would give them a money back gaurentee on the weight loss- I laughed when he said this and they looked over at me, and checked out my package flopping all over the place  ;D
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Re: The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2007, 01:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on March 12, 2007, 01:25:14 PM
I laughed when he said this and they looked over at me, and checked out my package flopping all over the place  ;D

wtf does that even mean?
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Re: The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 01:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 12, 2007, 01:27:57 PM
wtf does that even mean?

Cock/balls were not restrained....thus they were a flopping and flapping  ;D
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Re: The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 01:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on March 12, 2007, 01:29:11 PM
Cock/balls were not restrained....thus they were a flopping and flapping  ;D

seems a little odd considering you were on a recumbant bike  ???
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Re: The Summer Warriors Are HERE!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2007, 01:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 12, 2007, 01:44:50 PM
seems a little odd considering you were on a recumbant bike  ???
Maybe these things can happen to board_sherif when teenage boys are in sight  ???
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