Author Topic: There's one in every gym! (Read 7441 times)

The Squadfather · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:40:19 AM »

about 5 years ago i had to rip into a little young "personal trainer" geek in the gym, i was doinf my last set of db inclines and was struggling on the last rep and he came over and looked like he wanted to help me wit the last rep and i told him after i put the weights back to stay the fucck away from me unless i ask him for help and then told him to get out of my face.

Mars · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:41:10 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 15, 2007, 06:40:19 AM

about 5 years ago i had to rip into a little young "personal trainer" geek in the gym, i was doinf my last set of db inclines and was struggling on the last rep and he came over and looked like he wanted to help me wit the last rep and i told him after i put the weights back to stay the fucck away from me unless i ask him for help and then told him to get out of my face.

Hahaha i would pay to see that.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #27 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:42:02 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 15, 2007, 06:40:19 AM

about 5 years ago i had to rip into a little young "personal trainer" geek in the gym, i was doinf my last set of db inclines and was struggling on the last rep and he came over and looked like he wanted to help me wit the last rep and i told him after i put the weights back to stay the fucck away from me unless i ask him for help and then told him to get out of my face.

whoa killer

The Squadfather · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:42:22 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on May 15, 2007, 06:42:02 AM

whoa killer

hahahahahha.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:43:05 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 15, 2007, 06:40:19 AM

about 5 years ago i had to rip into a little young "personal trainer" geek in the gym, i was doinf my last set of db inclines and was struggling on the last rep and he came over and looked like he wanted to help me wit the last rep and i told him after i put the weights back to stay the fucck away from me unless i ask him for help and then told him to get out of my face.

next time just let him help you and just let go of the dumbell completely about half way up and watch him try to catch it.

Mars · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:44:23 AM »

I hate it when they try to spot you but they help to much.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:46:56 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 06:44:23 AM

I hate it when they try to spot you but they help to much.

That's why I suggested just letting go.They want to lift it for you let them...

BigCypriate · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:52:07 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 15, 2007, 06:40:19 AM

about 5 years ago i had to rip into a little young "personal trainer" geek in the gym, i was doinf my last set of db inclines and was struggling on the last rep and he came over and looked like he wanted to help me wit the last rep and i told him after i put the weights back to stay the fucck away from me unless i ask him for help and then told him to get out of my face.

AHAHAHAHA!!!

Mars · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:52:37 AM »

Haha, special for you gtbro1.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:05:12 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 06:44:23 AM

I hate it when they try to spot you but they help to much.

One time I was doing weighted chins while i was waiting for my buddy and one of the overly tanned trainers called "luke" ran over and started spotting me (without even asking

) and instead of standing behind and just touching my shoes at the end of the rep he was trying to lift me from the front like he was doing a ballet lift on me!

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:30:56 AM »

how about those pencil necks with Imaginary Lats Syndrome walking around and asking for spots with the 135lbs on the barbell...hahaha

Mars · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:33:01 AM »

Most of these "guys" with ILS only train back on the fancy machines, no raw barbell work anymore.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:47:14 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 07:33:01 AM

Most of these "guys" with ILS only train back on the fancy machines, no raw barbell work anymore.

Hahahaha yes Mars, and when they see us doing deads they probably say "look at those guys stuck in the ironage" and then they go and do some lat pull downs in the womens area with gloves and straps on haha

bigmc · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:49:36 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 15, 2007, 06:40:19 AM

about 5 years ago i had to rip into a little young "personal trainer" geek in the gym, i was doinf my last set of db inclines and was struggling on the last rep and he came over and looked like he wanted to help me wit the last rep and i told him after i put the weights back to stay the fucck away from me unless i ask him for help and then told him to get out of my face.

was that before you became too fat to waddle to the gym

SS · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:53:30 AM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on May 15, 2007, 07:30:56 AM

how about those pencil necks with Imaginary Lats Syndrome walking around and asking for spots with the 135lbs on the barbell...hahaha

hahaha!yes the "stone face warriors" those guys are scary

Mars · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:53:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on May 15, 2007, 07:47:14 AM

Hahahaha yes Mars, and when they see us doing deads they probably say "look at those guys stuck in the ironage" and then they go and do some lat pull downs in the womens area with gloves and straps on haha

Yes but it's true, they look at you thinking what the hell is wrong with him, why not do some machines? and then they wonder why their "back" isn't as big as ours.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:55:45 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 15, 2007, 07:49:36 AM

was that before you became too fat to waddle to the gym

No that was before your sister became to fat to waddle into the mens showers with her pasty little cum pillows hanging out again

SS · « **Reply #42 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:57:17 AM »

hahaha @ the squad wannabes

bigmc · « **Reply #43 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:58:19 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on May 15, 2007, 07:55:45 AM

No that was before your sister became to fat to waddle into the mens showers with her pasty little cum pillows hanging out again

great reply

i liked the original big cyp better

what happened to the pic you were going to post

"big" cyp

BigCypriate · « **Reply #44 on:** May 15, 2007, 08:00:05 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 07:53:42 AM

Yes but it's true, they look at you thinking what the hell is wrong with him, why not do some machines? and then they wonder why their "back" isn't as big as ours.

hahahaha true Mars, and they wonder why their girlfriends are to scared to let them give a piggy back in case they are not strong enough

Mars · « **Reply #45 on:** May 15, 2007, 08:02:22 AM »

Haha what about fat geeks who think they already own a big back!!!!!!!!! hahahaha. oh dear.

bigmc · « **Reply #46 on:** May 15, 2007, 08:03:26 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 08:02:22 AM

Haha what about fat geeks who think they already own a big back!!!!!!!!! hahahaha. oh dear.

like squadfather?

BigCypriate · « **Reply #47 on:** May 15, 2007, 08:18:24 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 15, 2007, 08:02:22 AM

Haha what about fat geeks who think they already own a big back!!!!!!!!! hahahaha. oh dear.

hahahaha yes!!!! those are the best, the ones that put 2 plates a side and do 3 sets of 4 "rack deads" (about 1 metre from the ground) about 200mph and shout like they are being bummed by 5 tribesmen

Man of Steel · « **Reply #48 on:** May 15, 2007, 11:26:22 AM »

Some classic stuff in this thread and yes I can relate. When I started training in my late teens I would get the occassional gym trainer that would give unsolicited advice, but once I was lightyears ahead of all the trainers all that "advice" stopped. Today I'll get an old burnt about once a year that randomly approaches me and talks my ear off about training and how he "used to do" this or that. Other than that I'm left alone, but I'll talk to anyone.

Dballn247 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:33:27 PM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on May 15, 2007, 05:33:00 AM

you are a dumb fuck, how old are you? you let another adult speak that way to you to your face?

Ok I dumb for not having a Meltdown at the counter

. I'm sure you would have though. 1st off If I smack him that's assault brother. Not even trying to go to jail. No need trying to argue with him cause you can't tell a 150lb Mr. Olympia anything, they already know it all.

I think I handled it just fine, but thanks for minding my business though

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