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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2007, 08:00:46 AM »
you forgot to mention ....they always say this ...


"What are your goals? are you looking to bulk up a little or just tone?.......we have trainers here who can show you how to use the machines.."


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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2007, 09:35:27 AM »
Gold's is becoming a playground for all scrawny nerds. whatever happens to "hardcore" :(
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« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2007, 09:37:47 AM »
Gold's is becoming a playground for all scrawny nerds. whatever happens to "hardcore" :(

Skinny nerd is the ideal for society.

Those guys train arms and chest 4x a week.

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« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2007, 09:42:00 AM »
so basically they're the type of schmucks Calvin Klein hire for his ADS...hahah
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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2007, 09:48:57 AM »
Hardcore??  Weights are weights, who gives a fuck what anyone else at the gym is doing.  Im sick of all the retards who are so worried about whether a gym is "hardcore" or not and what type of music they are playing. 

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« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2007, 09:54:19 AM »
I don't think hardcore has anything to do with weights, mate. the types of people who workouts there matters most
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« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2007, 10:04:03 AM »




lol...she was auditioned for the Silver Surfer part, but was told that she has to get a penis emplant
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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2007, 10:20:46 AM »
i think greg kovacs is going to be pretty pissed when he sees that lady copying his physique, skin color, etc. 
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« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2007, 11:33:50 AM »
22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

Haha, don't forget when they stand at the front counter acting like a bad ass waiting on another "sales lead", then looked pissed when you hand them your membership card to check in, like "that's not my job". Hahaha don't stand there pretending to be CEO then slick.

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« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2007, 11:38:38 AM »
I don't think hardcore has anything to do with weights, mate. the types of people who workouts there matters most


Well, I think Squadfather is the perfect example of how the people who think they are "hardcore"  are usually the biggest douchebags in the gym.  Can someone please explain to me exactly what makes a person hardcore. Is a 450 pound bench press any more hardcore if it is done in a basement than if it were done in a YMCA?

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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2007, 11:44:28 AM »
I love the "This offer is only good for the next 67 seconds" line when I was thinking about joining.  


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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2007, 11:48:15 AM »
22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
LOL :) So true. They're even worse in Planet Fitness, Premeir Fitness and Bally. Joke.

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« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2007, 12:20:44 PM »


I've been on these boards for a while and that is the SICKEST picture I've seen so far.

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« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2007, 12:28:23 PM »


JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was eating............


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« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2007, 12:30:48 PM »
22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.
Pretty accurate except for the black slacks, most at my gym tuck their polos into gym shorts.

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« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2007, 12:57:26 PM »

Well, I think Squadfather is the perfect example of how the people who think they are "hardcore"  are usually the biggest douchebags in the gym.  Can someone please explain to me exactly what makes a person hardcore. Is a 450 pound bench press any more hardcore if it is done in a basement than if it were done in a YMCA?
translation=you're a "salesman" at Gold's.

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« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2007, 12:58:18 PM »
now...thats hot:

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« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2007, 01:09:08 PM »
translation=you're a "salesman" at Gold's.

No, I am not a salesman at Golds!  I do have membership there and their 45 pound plates are the same as the 45 pound plates I would find at any other gym.  "Hardcore" is a retarded myth that people want to believe to make themselves feel more like a badass.  How is benching 405 or squatting 500 any different at a YMCA than it is anywhere else.  I'm still waiting on someone to explain hardcore to me.  It would appear as if being hardcore hasnt done shit for your physique squadfather!

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« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2007, 01:44:36 PM »
No, I am not a salesman at Golds!  I do have membership there and their 45 pound plates are the same as the 45 pound plates I would find at any other gym.  "Hardcore" is a retarded myth that people want to believe to make themselves feel more like a badass.  How is benching 405 or squatting 500 any different at a YMCA than it is anywhere else.  I'm still waiting on someone to explain hardcore to me.  It would appear as if being hardcore hasnt done shit for your physique squadfather!

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« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2007, 01:46:08 PM »
I try not to have meltdowns, but I do get a significant rise in blood pressure when I hear guys complain about how gyms arent hardcore enough!

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« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2007, 02:29:23 PM »
I try not to have meltdowns, but I do get a significant rise in blood pressure when I hear guys complain about how gyms arent hardcore enough!

anytime you turn a light-hearted thread for laughs into a serious comeback "why don't you" question, it is indeed a meltdown.

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« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2007, 09:40:28 PM »


 ;D Who you callin' a scrawny nerd?
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« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2007, 09:43:01 PM »
22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

YOU GOT IT RIGHT ON THE HEAD...ALL LOOK LIKE CLONES...I LIKE THE ASTRO BOY HAIR STYLE ON SOME ....

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Re: THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2007, 09:43:54 PM »
These trainers need HORMONES! lol  ;D