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Office diet advice owning!!!!
« on: July 05, 2007, 08:12:32 AM »
Hahahaha, I am being hated by every woman in the vicinity even as I type this post!

Some woman called michelle who works near our section, overheard me explaining to one of our assistants the difference between fast and slow twich fibres etc, she asked quite loudly "Dan, how do I get rid of the flabby bits under my arms that hang down when I lift them" (she lifts up her wings) and I said without a second thought (even louder) "You have to stop eating a whole pack of chocolate biscuits every day at work Michelle!!!" hahahahaha you should have seen the general vaginal reaction of the whole office!!!!

Why f***n ask if you don't wanna know    ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 08:15:15 AM »
Hahahaha, I am being hated by every woman in the vicinity even as I type this post!

Some woman called michelle who works near our section, overheard me explaining to one of our assistants the difference between fast and slow twich fibres etc, she asked quite loudly "Dan, how do I get rid of the flabby bits under my arms that hang down when I lift them" (she lifts up her wings) and I said without a second thought (even louder) "You have to stop eating a whole pack of chocolate biscuits every day at work Michelle!!!" hahahahaha you should have seen the general vaginal reaction of the whole office!!!!

Why f***n ask if you don't wanna know    ;D ;D ;D
Does she know u go by bic cypiate?? on a bb board?...and make gay comments non stop?

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 08:17:58 AM »
Does she know u go by bic cypiate?? on a bb board?...and make gay comments non stop?
Theres no ned to stalk people after they make negative comments about you.

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 08:18:02 AM »
Does she know u go by bic cypiate?? on a bb board?...and make gay comments non stop?

Nah she just eats chocolate biscuits and thinks about my penis

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 08:18:44 AM »
Theres no ned to stalk people after they make negative comments about you.

hahaha, he'd be online all day if he did that  ;D

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 08:18:55 AM »
Hahahaha, I am being hated by every woman in the vicinity even as I type this post!

Some woman called michelle who works near our section, overheard me explaining to one of our assistants the difference between fast and slow twich fibres etc, she asked quite loudly "Dan, how do I get rid of the flabby bits under my arms that hang down when I lift them" (she lifts up her wings) and I said without a second thought (even louder) "You have to stop eating a whole pack of chocolate biscuits every day at work Michelle!!!" hahahahaha you should have seen the general vaginal reaction of the whole office!!!!

Why f***n ask if you don't wanna know    ;D ;D ;D
They make chocolate biscuits? Hahaha sweet where do you buy them?

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 08:22:20 AM »
  hahaha well,she asked. :)

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 08:25:52 AM »
Hahahaha, I am being hated by every woman in the vicinity even as I type this post!


Why?   You were asked a question, and gave an honest answer.  :-\
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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 08:37:54 AM »

Why?   You were asked a question, and gave an honest answer.  :-\


If I knew the answer to that my friend, i'd be a millionaire!

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 08:41:04 AM »
Hahahaha, I am being hated by every woman in the vicinity even as I type this post!

Some woman called michelle who works near our section, overheard me explaining to one of our assistants the difference between fast and slow twich fibres etc, she asked quite loudly "Dan, how do I get rid of the flabby bits under my arms that hang down when I lift them" (she lifts up her wings) and I said without a second thought (even louder) "You have to stop eating a whole pack of chocolate biscuits every day at work Michelle!!!" hahahahaha you should have seen the general vaginal reaction of the whole office!!!!

Why f***n ask if you don't wanna know    ;D ;D ;D


fucking hilarious dude.....fat women are always the first to ask about "spot reduction"....get a fucking clue you fat bitches

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 08:44:37 AM »
I saw this fat lady in 7-11... probably about 200-210 at 5'6. She was buying doughnuts and pepsi. Some bitches just dont care.

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Re: Office diet advice owning!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 09:50:41 AM »
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