Hahahaha, I am being hated by every woman in the vicinity even as I type this post!
Some woman called michelle who works near our section, overheard me explaining to one of our assistants the difference between fast and slow twich fibres etc, she asked quite loudly "Dan, how do I get rid of the flabby bits under my arms that hang down when I lift them" (she lifts up her wings) and I said without a second thought (even louder) "You have to stop eating a whole pack of chocolate biscuits every day at work Michelle!!!" hahahahaha you should have seen the general vaginal reaction of the whole office!!!!
Why f***n ask if you don't wanna know
