Author Topic: ...lets say some guy stops you on the streets because he is impressed with your (Read 3806 times)

Champion · « **on:** August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM »

physique... He tells you he wants to look like you and asks you for training.. you meet up with him.. he seems real cool and all and agrees to pay you x amount of money for personal training.. he takes a picture of you for his "photo journal" and then he calls you back to ask if he can take muscle shots of you and him..................... ....

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:23:53 PM »

Dude, sounds like some guy wants to bone you...tell him if he doesn't leave you alone your gonna gouge his eyes out and skull fvck him

SirTraps · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:24:40 PM »

This sounds like one of those "If you went camping and woke up with your pants around your ankles with vaseline on your ass-would you tell anyone ?" ....jokes/stories/urban legends

marcus · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:24:58 PM »

Great way to launch your career into G4P!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:26:33 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

Let's put it this way... you've reached the point where you need to give Derek Anthony a call and get some advice from a real pro!

240 is Back · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM

physique... He tells you he wants to look like you and asks you for training.. you meet up with him.. he seems real cool and all and agrees to pay you x amount of money for personal training.. he takes a picture of you for his "photo journal" and then he calls you back to ask if he can take muscle shots of you and him..................... ....

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

Make it very clear up front what personal training does, and does not, entail.

And if it doesn't violate your moral clauses or hurt your rear end, charge him an outrageous amount. Even if he is a closet case, make your rent!

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:31:47 PM »

according to most of the people around here, wouldn't that be g4p 240?

Champion · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:32:18 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 20, 2007, 06:27:17 PM

Make it very clear up front what personal training does, and does not, entail.

And if it doesn't violate your moral clauses or hurt your rear end, charge him an outrageous amount. Even if he is a closet case, make your rent!

I have never done personal training but I am very knowledgeble and understand what works to hypotrophy a muscle. When he called me about "muscleshot".. it took me offguard. Here I was telling my family how cool this guy was... and then the call comes in.

I kept on repeating. What do you mean muscle shots?

??

Then I let him know that I would be willing to take progress pics of him and emphasis beying on him! We'll see how long my personal training career lasts.. lol

240 is Back · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:32:18 PM

I have never done personal training but I am very knowledgeble and understand what works to hypotrophy a muscle. When he called me about "muscleshot".. it took me offguard. Here I was telling my family how cool this guy was... and then the call comes in.

I kept on repeating. What do you mean muscle shots???

Then I let him know that I would be willing to take progress pics of him and emphasis beying on him! We'll see how long my personal training career lasts.. lol

Tell him to buy the Arnold encycolpedia. it could just be that he honestly wants to learn the muscle groups and you are the closet thing he has to an anatomy chart. If so, the Encyclopedia will solve that.

it could be that to look like YOU is his ultimate goal. In which case, he'd want pics of you so he can strive for it and maybe one day match it. Seeing his pics come closer is inspiration, okay. Weird, sure.

Next possibility - he is a little bi, and you float his boat. The pics will make his month, and maybe lead to lunch or something, he hopes.

Finally... Maybe he just wants to jump your bones.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:36:36 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM

physique... He tells you he wants to look like you and asks you for training.. you meet up with him.. he seems real cool and all and agrees to pay you x amount of money for personal training.. he takes a picture of you for his "photo journal" and then he calls you back to ask if he can take muscle shots of you and him..................... ....

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

that all depends on much you are charging per hour...and if the training was meant to be hands on

marcus · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:38:18 PM »

Steele I can't concentrate on any post thanks to your avatar.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:38:57 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 20, 2007, 06:36:21 PM

Tell him to buy the Arnold encycolpedia. it could just be that he honestly wants to learn the muscle groups and you are the closet thing he has to an anatomy chart. If so, the Encyclopedia will solve that.

it could be that to look like YOU is his ultimate goal. In which case, he'd want pics of you so he can strive for it and maybe one day match it. Seeing his pics come closer is inspiration, okay. Weird, sure.

Next possibility - he is a little bi, and you float his boat. The pics will make his month, and maybe lead to lunch or something, he hopes.

Finally... Maybe he just wants to jump your bones.

translation:

when you leave to go this "personal training" session....

...take lube.

Champion · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:49:46 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 20, 2007, 06:36:21 PM

Tell him to buy the Arnold encycolpedia. it could just be that he honestly wants to learn the muscle groups and you are the closet thing he has to an anatomy chart. If so, the Encyclopedia will solve that.

it could be that to look like YOU is his ultimate goal. In which case, he'd want pics of you so he can strive for it and maybe one day match it. Seeing his pics come closer is inspiration, okay. Weird, sure.

Next possibility - he is a little bi, and you float his boat. The pics will make his month, and maybe lead to lunch or something, he hopes.

Finally... Maybe he just wants to jump your bones.

Let's see how it goes tomorrow but if he tries something funny I will terminate him.

WOOO · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:50:41 PM »

240 is Back · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:49:46 PM

Let's see how it goes tomorrow but if he tries something funny I will terminate him.

If you know any PTs who are down for this kinda thing, refer him for a $200 finders fee.

he'll pay for your discretion.

BayGBM · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:24:31 PM »

You want speakers for your home stereo system. You can

A: Go to Circuit City, Best Buy, Crutchfield or some other legitimate retailer or

B: Buy them from a guy you have never seen before (and will never see again) who sells them out of a van that he drives around town.

Connect the dots . . . if this guy really wants to work out and get in shape there are books, gyms, & personal trainers all over that he can turn to. Does he turn to them? No. He turns to you, some guy he met on the street whose physique he “admires.” Don’t play dumb. You are not a personal trainer. Refer him to one and move on.

Wombat · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:38:45 PM »

Play along for alittle while and try to get to the guys house...Those homos usually have really good pills...Check out his medicine cabinet...And if the guy has any coin, ask him if he can get any GHB...Get him to do some and put some more in his drink. When he is out, search his house up and down for cash money...Rip the bastard off...

That will give him something to remember you by...The days of beating up homos are gone...Now you have to hit them in the wallet...

gh15 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:43:41 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on August 20, 2007, 06:23:53 PM

Dude, sounds like some guy wants to bone you...tell him if he doesn't leave you alone your gonna gouge his eyes out and skull fvck him

Rami · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:46:06 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM

physique... He tells you he wants to look like you and asks you for training.. you meet up with him.. he seems real cool and all and agrees to pay you x amount of money for personal training.. he takes a picture of you for his "photo journal" and then he calls you back to ask if he can take muscle shots of you and him..................... ....

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

Just get the money and then disappear.

haider · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:47:25 PM »

Quote from: marcus on August 20, 2007, 06:24:58 PM

Great way to launch your career into G4P!

hahahahahahahaha

beautifully said

WhiteCastle · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:49:22 PM »

Goatboy is right, just lube up before and realize that this means you are close to a pro-card.

gordiano · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2007, 11:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM

physique... He tells you he wants to look like you and asks you for training.. you meet up with him.. he seems real cool and all and agrees to pay you x amount of money for personal training.. he takes a picture of you for his "photo journal" and then he calls you back to ask if he can take muscle shots of you and him..................... ....

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

Oh brother...... $:-\$

EDit: Does your new "sponsor" look anything like this?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2007, 11:09:59 PM »

Do you find him attractive?

There's your answer. Brutal naivete.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2007, 01:21:24 AM »

Quote from: Champion on August 20, 2007, 06:22:44 PM

physique... He tells you he wants to look like you and asks you for training.. you meet up with him.. he seems real cool and all and agrees to pay you x amount of money for personal training.. he takes a picture of you for his "photo journal" and then he calls you back to ask if he can take muscle shots of you and him..................... ....

Should somebody be worried if they are straight?

We'll see how the PT goes tomorrow.

Even if he's straight, the entire thing is just weird!!!!! If a person is gay or straight, I could care less, but that entire scenario is just fucking creepy be it from a straight guy or a gay guy!

jr · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2007, 01:40:29 AM »

I think he wants his protein shake straight from your tap.