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[The Next BIG Thing!]

The following is a cut 'n' paste from Positive Bodybuilding Discussion. I posted there hoping to find peeps to talk to me, but instead I got weird assbags.

The rest of the thread including my follow-up is still over there, but here's the opener.
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Wow - I’m registered. Finally! Four damn days!


Hi everyone! I found getbig.com by accident, but I just had to join. I’ve been working out for almost a year now, so I already know pretty much all there is to know bodybuilding-wise; but if anyone has a theory or two they wanna bounce off me, I’m here to listen.

By the same token, you guys feel free to ask me anything. Anything at all!

Peace Out.


TNBT

[EL Mariachi]

Hi everyone! I found getbig.com by accident, but I just had to join. I’ve been working out for almost a year now, so I already know pretty much all there is to know bodybuilding-wise;

By the same token, you guys feel free to ask me anything. Anything at all!

Peace Out.


TNBT

Whats up with these wise newbies lately

[CARTEL]

Thanks! Great to be here!

Great to have you here.

[EL Mariachi]

What did you expect? You come on here, after one year of training and you tell you know already everything about bodybuilding, nobody knows everything about it, you re a moron.

hope this helps.

[CARTEL]

What did you expect? You come on here, after one year of training and you tell you know already everything about bodybuilding, nobody knows everything about it, you re a moron.

hope this helps.

Sound familiar?

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Thanks, Cartel.    So far, the rest of y'all can blow me! LOL!  

Squadfather, I ain't gonna add myself to the list of people who've threatened you.

Apart from anything else Dewd, I'm at least 3000 miles out of reach!  

I might like it here after all.

I posted some way-out stuff on that other board Positive... feel free to peruse.

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[EL Mariachi]

Sound familiar?

No not really, i never pretended i know it all.

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Nah, never watched her in the shower. Sure I wanted to, but everytime she went into the bathroom, my dad pulled me into the attic and made me blow him.

You know how that is, don'tcha Squadfather?

Why 'Squadfather' anyways? That mean you have illegitimate kids all over? Trying to get a retard football team together maybe?

As for the other horseshit from El Mariachi, shoot me if I don't pay attention to a jerk-off who names himself after a shitty S***k movie.

And who said it takes forever to learn a lot about bodybuilding? That the rule? What's the time frame before you can claim to be an authority on the subject? You gonna tell me some nonsense about our-sport-is-constantly-evolving...

Yeah, so are you Fuckface. Looking forward to those opposeable thumbs, huh?

Anyhoo, anyone else besides Cartel wanna be cordial?


TNBT

[tleilaxutank]

Nah, never watched her in the shower. Sure I wanted to, but everytime she went into the bathroom, my dad pulled me into the attic and made me blow him.

You know how that is, don'tcha Squadfather?

Why 'Squadfather' anyways? That mean you have illegitimate kids all over? Trying to get a retard football team together maybe?

As for the other horseshit from El Mariachi, shoot me if I don't pay attention to a jerk-off who names himself after a shitty S***k movie.

And who said it takes forever to learn a lot about bodybuilding? That the rule? What's the time frame before you can claim to be an authority on the subject? You gonna tell me some nonsense about our-sport-is-constantly-evolving...

Yeah, so are you Fuckface. Looking forward to those opposeable thumbs, huh?

Anyhoo, anyone else besides Cartel wanna be cordial?


TNBT

Fuck yourself

[corinth]

hahahaha, this has to be a record, epic post #16............

hahahaha......dude's never going to be able to keep up this pace.

[Deadpool]

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[CARTEL]

No not really, i never pretended i know it all.

Oh, my bad. I thought you did you crazy smoking Spaniard.

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Meltdown, fellas? What, you think that post represents some kinda loss of control?

Ha-ha-haaaaaaah, you fuckin' stars!

And the gent who told me to fuck myself (I do, on da regular) - which part of my reply gave you that hard-on, mi amigo?


TNBT

[The Squadfather]

Meltdown, fellas? What, you think that post represents some kinda loss of control?

Ha-ha-haaaaaaah, you fuckin' stars!

And the gent who told me to fuck myself (I do, on da regular) - which part of my reply gave you that hard-on, mi amigo?


TNBT

got any sisters, "big man"?

[marcus]

The following is a cut 'n' paste from Positive Bodybuilding Discussion. I posted there hoping to find peeps to talk to me, but instead I got weird assbags.

The rest of the thread including my follow-up is still over there, but here's the opener.
...


Wow - I’m registered. Finally! Four damn days!


Hi everyone! I found getbig.com by accident, but I just had to join. I’ve been working out for almost a year now, so I already know pretty much all there is to know bodybuilding-wise; but if anyone has a theory or two they wanna bounce off me, I’m here to listen.

By the same token, you guys feel free to ask me anything. Anything at all!

Peace Out.


TNBT

LOL you're in for much worse here. Welcome!

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Hello Marcus!

And yes SF, I have two sisters. But I'm not quite so close to them as your father was to his sister - your Mom.


TNBT

[tleilaxutank]

And the gent who told me to fuck myself (I do, on da regular) - which part of my reply gave you that hard-on, mi amigo?


TNBT

Your avatar makes me hard...lets see the wheels

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Sorry, I don't speak fluent barrio. What be wheels?


TNBT

[The Next BIG Thing!]

LOL! It can't be bedtime in all those timezones!

So none of you fucks wants to talk about working out then? Sheesh!


TNBT

[EL Mariachi]

LOL! It can't be bedtime in all those timezones!

So none of you fucks wants to talk about working out then? Sheesh!


TNBT

well, welcome to the site brother, we jsut want to know who we re dealing with, you know... tell us more about yourself, whats your age, how does your training regimen look like, you must be pushin some heavy weigth, any progress pics, brother?

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Progress pics will come later, when I'm sure you are ready to be objective.

I'm almost seventeen, weigh about 165 (lbs) last time I weighed myself (I don't do that too often, b/weight as a mere figure ain't important).

I can press in excess of my b/wt.


TNBT

[EL Mariachi]

Progress pics will come later, when I'm sure you are ready to be objective.

I'm almost seventeen, weigh about 165 (lbs) last time I weighed myself (I don't do that too often, b/weight as a mere figure ain't important).

I can press in excess of my b/wt.


TNBT

you seem to be very causious in your typing, whats tha amtter the cia got you pushin too many pencilnecks?

[CARTEL]

you seem to be very causious in your typing, whats tha amtter the cia got you pushin too many pencilnecks?

Terrible typo's and use of a line from Predator.

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Lcik my tstlcseis, you strascaic merthofckuer!

Yeah, I am a bitova tightass when it comes to typing properly. I think sloppiness makes people look less smart than they really are.


TNBT

[The Next BIG Thing!]

To be fair, Cartel, I think Elmo's typos were deliberate, to ridicule my own tidiness.

However, the line was from Predator, and I think he got it wrong. I think Arnold said pencils, rather than pencilnecks.

Don't take that to the bank, though.

Waaahn... aaahglee... matha-facka! Raahn, raahn, get to duh chappah!

Fun!


TNBT