I think everyone I know has a wash and then looks in a mirror before they go out, especially before coming to see me.
xL
I therefore know nothing about any of the above.
I ordinarily look the other way when someone looks daft, so the worst thing I've ever seen was a cutie in the corner shop buying cornflakes at 8:30am. He had a white mark on his big lips and another on his silly cheekbone. I must admit that I had to say something.
T'was toothpaste and he had some shaving foam behind one ear, so I kissed him.