You could call me anything you'd like if I were to say an LB ran that. Get freaking real dude. To even think I would have to clarify that around such "experts" is laughable in it self.
Coach, you run a business, you are obviously slick enough to nip money away from delusional parents, like a 1920's pick-pocket at the State Fair
They come into your office, asking for your "expert opinions" with dreams of "their little Johnny" making varsity quarterback one day...
And you pull out your fancy brochures and show them videotapes of your other clients doing endless little twists and hops.
Hell, you probably crowbar Rampage Jacksons name in their 2 or 3 times to really sell them on the idea of joining up with your business.
That's all fine and well, hey it pays the mortgage right?
But don't come on here and insult our intelligence with these asinine statements.