maybe, the MOST disilliusioned person EVER!!!!

[johnnynoname]

Did you listen to Gilbert this week?
Although it's always the exact same jokes, I just can't stop laughing.

of course i did

the thing is it fell short but delivered at the same time
it fell short because artie and gilbert have this synergy and adds a extra element cuz howard wants to leave the show but artie and gilbert are so busy working off each other that it forces the show to go into overtime and then you get to hear howard get really pissed (sorry about the long sentence)
but it delivered because gilbert is always funny and he dropped the "N-word"  

@ captain Equipoise- being a gigolo is too much of a career though ( as you alluded to).  Much rather be a nameless/faceless "lay" and get paid by the hour

[wavelength]

of course i did

the thing is it fell short but delivered at the same time
it fell short because artie and gilbert have this synergy and adds a extra element cuz howard wants to leave the show but artie and gilbert are so busy working off each other that it forces the show to go into overtime and then you get to hear howard get really pissed (sorry about the long sentence)
but it delivered because gilbert is always funny and he dropped the "N-word"  

are you on SFN?

[johnnynoname]

are you on SFN?

i am (same handle on there as here)

i don't post alot but i read it quite alot

i last posted on the ashley dupree thread defending how hot she is cuz i'm currently watching her episode on HTV- she really is hot

[JimmyJam1974]

Ashley Dupree sounded reasonably intelligent & fun.
Herschel's interview was best of the week
Gilbert tols Lisa G to 'fuck off'
I still miss Arthur
Good Week!

[wavelength]

i am (same handle on there as here)

i don't post alot but i read it quite alot

i last posted on the ashley dupree thread defending how hot she is cuz i'm currently watching her episode on HTV- she really is hot

thought of joining but I'm afraid

[ironneck]

that's a solid argument I have to admit.

how's the studies going?

everything's fine bro
i wrote the first examinations and i'm waiting fot the marks

[wavelength]

everything's fine bro
i wrote the first examinations and i'm waiting fot the marks

Ich erwarte mir lauter Einser!

[che]

see, to be a "gigolo" I'm pretty sure that is the way to pull it off

it's not like you go "well, yes I'm a gigolo"
it's all very subtle

now, in terms of being a "man whore" it's like "okay, it's this much for this and this much for that"

I screwed three chicks for money ,long stories short.

1st ,this dude offered me $200 to fuck his wife(he watched and jerked off)

2nd ,after a show this black chick that I was going to fuck for free asked me how much I was charging for a private show,I said for you nothing baby  , she goes c'mon tell me, I said $200 ,we went to an ATM and she gave me $200.

3rd, this chick asked me how much I charged for a private show, I said $200,at the end of the show she said I only have $125, I said OK lets go ,we went back to my Hotel, she started sucking my dick 5 minutes later knock on the door ,my buddies with 3 chicks, I told this chick we are done ,she gets pissed off and said I want my money back , I said bitch I charge $200 for sex and $125 for a BJ and now GTFO of here .

[wes]

[nycbull]

guy actually sounds pretty bright.

[nzmusclemonster]

How big is his penis?

[CalvinH]

I thought this thread would be about johhny telling us what a stud and male stud he is

[gordiano]

That's not John  Leguizamo....

[bigdumbbell]

That's not John  Leguizamo....

nice hair but looks like a dwarf

[Parker]

I screwed three chicks for money ,long stories short.

1st ,this dude offered me $200 to fuck his wife(he watched and jerked off)

2nd ,after a show this black chick that I was going to fuck for free asked me how much I was charging for a private show,I said for you nothing baby  , she goes c'mon tell me, I said $200 ,we went to an ATM and she gave me $200.

3rd, this chick asked me how much I charged for a private show, I said $200,at the end of the show she said I only have $125, I said OK lets go ,we went back to my Hotel, she started sucking my dick 5 minutes later knock on the door ,my buddies with 3 chicks, I told this chick we are done ,she gets pissed off and
said I want my money back , I said bitch I charge $200 for sex and $125 for a BJ and now GTFO of here .

Now Che, were all three hot?

[che]

Now Che, were all three hot?

.The wife was nice  a 6 (extremely horny)
.Black chick  a 4 (I'm being nice )
.Last one a  1 ( ugly as fuck ,trouble getting my dick hard )

[Parker]

.The wife was nice  a 6 (extremely horny)
.Black chick  a 4 (I'm being nice )
.Last one a  1 ( ugly as fuck ,trouble getting my dick hard )

I was picturing at least some of them look like the chicas on Dancing Bear, JNN favorite site.

[che]

I was picturing at least some of them look like the chicas on Dancing Bear, JNN favorite site.

Welcome to the real world my friend 

[Parker]

Welcome to the real world my friend 

I saw this HBO special ( that real sex) on some Latin strip club in Jersey. There were a lot of hot females that had their favorite male dancers. I was surprised.

But I knew of several chicks I college who would all their money on male strippers, they couldn't get a dick to turn in their direction.

[JimmyJam1974]

You shoulda pimped them hoes out - straight turnt em out - you know?

[johnnynoname]

I screwed three chicks for money ,long stories short.

1st ,this dude offered me $200 to fuck his wife(he watched and jerked off)

2nd ,after a show this black chick that I was going to fuck for free asked me how much I was charging for a private show,I said for you nothing baby  , she goes c'mon tell me, I said $200 ,we went to an ATM and she gave me $200.

3rd, this chick asked me how much I charged for a private show, I said $200,at the end of the show she said I only have $125, I said OK lets go ,we went back to my Hotel, she started sucking my dick 5 minutes later knock on the door ,my buddies with 3 chicks, I told this chick we are done ,she gets pissed off and said I want my money back , I said bitch I charge $200 for sex and $125 for a BJ and now GTFO of here .

see, it's like, i'm missing out on all this shit



well, mostly it's my fault because I just want to go home and shower after a show
seriously, you know how filthy you feel when you have nothing but dried saliva, beer and whip cream residue all over your chest

well, at least try and relate- che know's what i'm talking about

shit, screw being more eco-friendly and not getting anymore parking tickets, my new new year's resolution is to stick around after shows and take up the offers to go out with the ladies to whatever bar/club they are going to when they invite me

[drkaje]

see, it's like, i'm missing out on all this shit



well, mostly it's my fault because I just want to go home and shower after a show
seriously, you know how filthy you feel when you have nothing but dried saliva, beer and whip cream residue all over your chest

well, at least try and relate- che know's what i'm talking about

shit, screw being more eco-friendly and not getting anymore parking tickets, my new new year's resolution is to stick around after shows and take up the offers to go out with the ladies to whatever bar/club they are going to when they invite me

You'll be pounding fat chicks for cash in no time!!

[johnnynoname]

You'll be pounding fat chicks for cash in no time!!

i just keep thinking of that scene in "Kingpin" when Roy Munson is vomiting in a toliet after he banged his landlord

[Topskin69]

Craigslist has pretty much negated any chance whatsoever, of a female ever having to pay for jack shit, related to sex.

Even, (supposedly), good Massages are available for free, thanks to the MFW section of the personals.

[V Man]

http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/sex-and-other-releases/201001/americas-first-legal-male-prostitute?currentPage=1

Exclusive: Meet America's First Legal Male Prostitute

instead of doing the "copy and paste" of the whole article, I'll give you the "money shot" of this mongoloid's interview when asked about the prospect of banging dudes:
"I draw the line at that. In the adult industry they said, "Well you're not going to make enough money. The equation's already set—you have to go gay for pay if you want to make the big bucks." So, that's prostitution, in my opinion. That's disrespect to the artist. My sphincter isn't for sale."

my reply to him is this

WOMEN DON'T PAY FOR SEX.....

Damn...John Leguizamo has fallen on hard times.