Cheer up. Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone. 
go ride a bicycle into hell
Good stuff, Gene. You'll have a better one of your own someday 
thanks kiwi
gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this 
i was engaged at one point
Uncle gene,
How much did they pay you to house sit?
like around 100-200
Maybe you can move in with them and be there butler or do choires around the house to pay for living there? Sounds like heaven on earth, a real nice shower, clean beds, coffee table and dining room. Do they drive new cars?
it was great jt-the wife has a new car, the husband does not
That's not cool. It's nice someone can appreciate the stuff some people take for granted.
agreed
Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board. This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.
And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted. Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less. Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.
yes!
im just picturing some pimply 17 year old sifting through some rich house wife's panty drawer then jerkin off bare-assed on her comforter
.........or maybe that just what i woudl do
.............cause i am a pervert
i am not 17 my face is clear now and i am not a perv
Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.
it was the homeowners-but i shower b4 bed so its ok
Gene, sorry your life sucks so much compared to these home owners. Keep working hard, save up and get a great job so you too can one day afford a nice house with all the luxuries.
nah my life doesnt suck...im still young-at least i have aroof and food
That was a nice little deal to read. I don't know why.
thanks
That had to hurt Gene going back home, I'll bet you wish you had never stayed there now then you wouldnt have known the difference.
possibly
I've never understood that whole concept
my house will be fine if I'm not there
im keeping it safe
Gene,
There are a few "codes of conduct" when house-sitting. First and foremost - leave the home in the same or better condition than when you arrived. That means no smelly garbage left behind, no dirty dishes in the sink or dishwasher, no dirty towels, no water spots on the mirror, no toothpaste in the sink, no pubes or yellow spots on the toilet and absolutely no sleeping in the homeowners bed. If they don't have a guest room, bring your own clean sheet and use the couch. Assuming you leave in the morning for work and they are returning that day (and slept in the guest room), strip the bed and leave the linens in the laundry room. Or, if they are not returning until later in the evening, then wash those linens, neatly fold them and leave them on the bed. Little evidence you were there should be left behind.
Oh, and if that's an uncovered wood dining room table, don't put your keys on it. 
agreed
Gene, you have a strangely interesting writing style and seem to be by all accounts a nice young man.(I'm assuming you're younger) Perhaps you could develop you're writing to the point that one day you can have your own nice place to call home. Good luck!
thank u!!!!!!!!!
