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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2010, 11:52:25 AM »
I said, I hit Maui in Feb. of 09.  And, yes, Maui is my favorite island as well... though we are talking shades of grey here aren't we?  All the islands are beautiful. 8)





Kaanapali is freat little place to walk around 8)

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2010, 12:02:37 PM »
I'm guessing your "trophy" or Jr. Partner? lol

Maybe I'm the trophy... did you ever think of that?  >:( Either way, I'm not saying.  8)

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #52 on: March 18, 2010, 04:53:34 PM »
Cheer up.  Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone.   :D
go ride a bicycle into hell

Good stuff, Gene. You'll have a better one of your own someday 8)
thanks kiwi

gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this  :-\
i was engaged at one point

Uncle gene,

How much did they pay you to house sit?
like around 100-200

Maybe you can move in with them and be there butler or do choires around the house to pay for living there?  Sounds like heaven on earth, a real nice shower, clean beds, coffee table and dining room.  Do they drive new cars?


it was great jt-the wife has a new car, the husband does not

That's not cool. It's nice someone can appreciate the stuff some people take for granted.
agreed :)

Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)

yes!

im just picturing some pimply 17 year old sifting through some rich house wife's panty drawer then jerkin off bare-assed on her comforter 


.........or maybe that just what i woudl do


.............cause i am a pervert

 :-X :-X :-X
i am not 17 my face is clear now and i am not a perv


Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\

it was the homeowners-but i shower b4 bed so its ok

Gene, sorry your life sucks so much compared to these home owners.  Keep working hard, save up and get a great job so you too can one day afford a nice house with all the luxuries. 
nah my life doesnt suck...im still young-at least i have aroof and food

That was a nice little deal to read. I don't know why.
thanks :)

That had to hurt Gene going back home, I'll bet you wish you had never stayed there now then you wouldnt have known the difference.
possibly

:)

I've never understood that whole concept

my house will be fine if I'm not there
im keeping it safe

Gene,

There are a few "codes of conduct" when house-sitting.  First and foremost - leave the home in the same or better condition than when you arrived.  That means no smelly garbage left behind, no dirty dishes in the sink or dishwasher, no dirty towels, no water spots on the mirror, no toothpaste in the sink, no pubes or yellow spots on the toilet and absolutely no sleeping in the homeowners bed.  If they don't have a guest room, bring your own clean sheet and use the couch.  Assuming you leave in the morning for work and they are returning that day (and slept in the guest room), strip the bed and leave the linens in the laundry room.  Or, if they are not returning until later in the evening, then wash those linens, neatly fold them and leave them on the bed.   Little evidence you were there should be left behind.

Oh, and if that's an uncovered wood dining room table, don't put your keys on it.  ;)

agreed


Gene, you have a strangely interesting writing style and seem to be by all accounts a nice young man.(I'm assuming you're younger) Perhaps you could develop you're writing to the point that one day you can have your own nice place to call home. Good luck!
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2010, 04:57:29 PM »
Gene you should have taken some filthy slut there and banged her on your buddy's bed.  I'm sure your friend would give you a high 5 for sure. 

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #54 on: March 18, 2010, 07:41:38 PM »
NW epic thread!!  :D
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2010, 07:55:42 PM »
go ride a bicycle into hell

I'll ride your girl there instead as soon as she gets sick of staying with you in a rat infested housing project. 

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2010, 08:14:38 PM »
Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)


Hahaha, 50 years ago your black ass wouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of the hotel, unless you were a server or kitchen staff.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #57 on: March 18, 2010, 08:40:46 PM »

it was the homeowners-but i shower b4 bed so its ok





NO.  No it's not ok.
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2010, 08:41:48 PM »
 Oh my God. There are actually women in this forum?

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2010, 08:42:19 PM »
Hahaha, 50 years ago your black ass wouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of the hotel, unless you were a server or kitchen staff.


ummm  ::)  not cool
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2010, 09:01:20 PM »
Hahaha, 50 years ago your black ass wouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of the hotel, unless you were a server or kitchen staff.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2010, 09:27:48 PM »
The pillows((yes plural

LOL at this

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2010, 06:44:36 AM »
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2010, 12:21:28 PM »
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?

I think his current "profession" is welfare recipient.

One day, he hopes to "move on up," get the superintendent position at his housing project, and live on the top floor.  Hope this helped.   

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2010, 12:24:32 PM »
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?

Ron pays Gene in the high 7 figures to mod the V board.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2010, 12:53:57 PM »
Brother Gene,

What is your current profession?

Do you aspire to possess lavish living quarters one day?
im a fitness specialist
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2010, 01:33:24 PM »
im a fitness specialist
Nice job Gene we thought as kiwiol said you got paid to post here.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2010, 01:46:48 PM »
Nice job Gene we thought as kiwiol said you got paid to post here.
fitness specialist is my side job when im not online here
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2010, 02:52:01 PM »
ummm  ::)  not cool

Hey , don't blame me for America being racist and separatist in the 50's and 60's

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2010, 03:52:22 PM »
im a fitness specialist
Is that the same thing as a personal trainer? 

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2010, 08:52:52 PM »
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.

i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.



Do you have an update Gene?
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #71 on: March 28, 2010, 08:58:22 PM »
Do you have an update Gene?
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #72 on: March 28, 2010, 10:04:15 PM »
Is that the same thing as a glorified rep counter personal trainer
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2010, 07:08:10 AM »
Gene's a legend on the East Coast.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #74 on: March 29, 2010, 07:52:44 AM »
Gene is a quality poster for sure when he isnt housesitting.