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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2010, 03:09:23 PM »
what he was thinking was that he didn't want to get involved in a project with so many other names and cause himself to "get lost in the shuffle"


fact of the matter is that he is on a "artistic" high after "JCVD" and his reality show is gonna be very good as well
Lost in the shuffle indeed. Look at jet li, his whole role was making Stallone "look tall". He's much better off if he can get in the second with some kind of weight.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2010, 03:11:18 PM »
dumb move...

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2010, 04:00:14 PM »
An interview I read with van damme a while ago said he is happier being out of the limelight which has helped him calm down and not continue on the road of destruction.
He is still famous and makes what money he needs from the straight to dvd market

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Bad move, he coulda at least played the punky brit BADguy and gone down harder
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2010, 04:19:23 PM »
fer shit sakes

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2010, 04:33:38 PM »
hahahaha you reak with jealously.  I guess if I had to grow up like you and have your life I would be bitter too.  Sorry boy
you re a mythomaniac. Obese beyond belief. A nobody who never was. You have no job and live in the past. Why would i be jealous of you, seriously.

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2010, 04:36:09 PM »
look at these two identical 69' Z28 he had restored for himself and wife  

Why would someone as old as that old fart store anything? at his age he should be taking advantage of every hour he has left this year on earth

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2010, 04:52:32 PM »
chuck older generation

maybe the pre-quel?

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2010, 05:21:24 PM »
he has smoked too many extacy pipes to realise that if ur in a movie with arnold (even if arnold's screentime duration was disappointing and dialogue could have been more directly comical) then ur in the fukn winners cirlcle.



van dumb = sell out from the start to become a movie star, now after coke love he is trying to find roles with substance and avoid selling out, so the story goes........   how the fuck does ANY movie star refuse 1 min screen time and payout?


all the guys here with an IQ above 100 please help me out!

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2010, 06:11:31 PM »
what he was thinking was that he didn't want to get involved in a project with so many other names and cause himself to "get lost in the shuffle"


fact of the matter is that he is on a "artistic" high after "JCVD" and his reality show is gonna be very good as well

Must be why he made another Universal Soldier sequel, which went straight to video.  ::) It's more a case of his ego still getting the better of him.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2010, 06:14:49 PM »
Must be why he made another Universal Soldier sequel, which went straight to video.  ::) It's more a case of his ego still getting the better of him.
I think there's also the backlash issue if it bombed. I'd think he'd be better off trying to make a cheap knock off. hollywood loves to jump onto fads. Something with gerard butler would be a laugh.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2010, 06:15:48 PM »
 Lololololool, what was he thinking ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Can't he understand that he has no career anymore, that he destroyed himself with cocaine? So Stallone throws him a bone, his only hope of reviving his dying career, and he rejects it by claiming that his role lacked substance? Has the cocaine induced delusions of grandeur to Jean? Dam............

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2010, 06:25:48 PM »
An interview I read with van damme a while ago said he is happier being out of the limelight which has helped him calm down and not continue on the road of destruction.
He is still famous and makes what money he needs from the straight to dvd market

What DVD market? I download all his movies from BitTorrent
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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2010, 09:13:19 PM »
Word floating around is that he didn't want to lose a fight scene to Jet Li.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2010, 09:16:16 PM »
JVD is to much of a dramatic actor to be associated with such a pure action film....Sittin at a table with Sly and Arnie he is still the french bitch....Brussels...what ever
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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2010, 09:20:37 PM »
Doesn't look like anything short of a frickin crack head.


Nobody would miss seein him. Stallone was just givin him an opportunity to maybe kick the shit and get back in decent shape.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2010, 09:30:44 PM »
Word floating around is that he didn't want to lose a fight scene to Jet Li.
Even the great one kicked his ass and he's been a B lister since 85

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2010, 10:03:26 PM »
  To me, Van Damme will forever be the supreme action hero. His films bring back happpy memories from my infancy and adolescence. I will never forget Tong Po's taunting Van Damme after violating his female buddy:

 "You bleed like Mei Ling. Mei Ling...good fuck!"

  Truly epic! ;D How can you not love this guy? Best movie quote ever besides the one from "Kill Bill" part I - (my name is Buck and I am here to fuck!!!!"

  Jean was the only thing that saved the film "Street Fghter". His performance as Guile and his fight against Mr.Bison at the end was great.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2010, 10:41:58 PM »
 To me, Van Damme will forever be the supreme action hero. His films bring back happpy memories from my infancy and adolescence. I will never forget Tong Po's taunting Van Damme after violating his female buddy:

 "You bleed like Mei Ling. Mei Ling...good fuck!"

  Truly epic! ;D How can you not love this guy? Best movie quote ever besides the one from "Kill Bill" part I - (my name is Buck and I am here to fuck!!!!"

  Jean was the only thing that saved the film "Street Fghter". His performance as Guile and his fight against Mr.Bison at the end was great.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2010, 11:01:39 PM »
It seems you are easily impressed  ;D

  The most simple lines have the greatest impact when said with the right tonality of voice and inflection.

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Re: Van Damme Rejected Being In "The Expendables".
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2010, 01:15:04 AM »
  The most simple lines have the greatest impact when said with the right tonality of voice and inflection.

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #45 on: September 11, 2010, 04:40:26 AM »
Adding Chuck Norris to the mix would have changed the dynamics of the entire movie.  His presence alone would have altered the title from the "expendables" to the "dependables" because every one of those hard asses would have depended on Chuck to stay alive..

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2010, 05:14:53 AM »
JCVD was the only action star from the 80's that can look good without roids, or constant face lifts, shoe lifts, and "casting choices"

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2010, 05:25:56 AM »
Adding Chuck Norris to the mix would have changed the dynamics of the entire movie.  His presence alone would have altered the title from the "expendables" to the "dependable" because every one of those hard asses would have depended on Chuck to stay alive..

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"Chuck, what will we do?"

Chuck Norris: "Just give me a 1910 Colt with six bullets..."

The Cast: "But, it's Bruce Lee's Ghost?"

Chuck Norris: "Good, I've been wanting a rematch..."

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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2010, 07:28:41 AM »
"Chuck, what will we do?"

Chuck Norris: "Just give me a 1910 Colt with six bullets..."

The Cast: "But, it's Bruce Lee's Ghost?"

Chuck Norris: "Good, I've been wanting a rematch..."
Norris would need a gun if he fought lee again.
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Re: Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2010, 07:52:34 AM »
And no Bolo Yeung, either? Of course they could use his son David Yueng.