Author Topic: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks  (Read 21278 times)

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #50 on: November 25, 2010, 12:09:58 PM »
It's kinda strange to hear dat a dego is dorky when it comes to getting females, I was always under da impression dat da italian man was da rico suave of all da male species.

evan is about italian as pj braun is straight. And Evan couldnt even sack some groupie on the MD boards, where he is worshipped...i doubt he gets as much pusssy as you guys think(I'm talking about regular, normal girls here). I mean someone who slays girls on the regular basis would never get so obessed over some girl on the net they have never met and even fly across country to meet. I'm sure Evan slays fitness and figure chicks tho, those type of whores I'm sure Evan has no problem getting.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #51 on: November 25, 2010, 12:29:15 PM »
It's kinda strange to hear dat a dego is dorky when it comes to getting females, I was always under da impression dat da italian man was da rico suave of all da male species.

I can only speak for myself...  :D

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2010, 03:09:28 PM »
So for us to give negative comments about Hitler, we each have to become ruler of Germany?

See how stupid your argument is

sorry bro, but he didn't say anything about you having to be a professional bodybuilder to critique them. I think the point he was making is that it's all too easy to sit behind the safety of a computer and criticize others' hard work. Posting a pic of yourself would lend some credibility to your comments. Otherwise, your posts get lost among all the other trolls online

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2010, 03:21:21 PM »
Peaceful28 not likey  :D
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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2010, 05:48:36 PM »
sorry bro, but he didn't say anything about you having to be a professional bodybuilder to critique them. I think the point he was making is that it's all too easy to sit behind the safety of a computer and criticize others' hard work. Posting a pic of yourself would lend some credibility to your comments. Otherwise, your posts get lost among all the other trolls online

I think he was trying to say that we should walk in their shoes before we can pass judgement on them. So according to him, if we don't bodybuild then we shouldn't say anything negative about bodybuilders. I used the same argument towards critiquing politicians to show that maybe, even if we have zero experience at doing what person A does, we still have the right to critique person A.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2010, 06:01:40 PM »
Lets make a rule on this board, If you make a negative comment about anyone, you have to post a picture of yourself!!!

Lets see who is judging who...

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Who wants to live in a world where if you don't say something positive about a negative, you can't say anything at all? The guys chest is a negative for HIS body. I'm guessing he follows the John Romano training principles.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #56 on: November 28, 2010, 06:45:05 PM »
evan is about italian as pj braun is straight. And Evan couldnt even sack some groupie on the MD boards, where he is worshipped...i doubt he gets as much pusssy as you guys think(I'm talking about regular, normal girls here). I mean someone who slays girls on the regular basis would never get so obessed over some girl on the net they have never met and even fly across country to meet. I'm sure Evan slays fitness and figure chicks tho, those type of whores I'm sure Evan has no problem getting.

He hates groupies and whores that is why he was chasing after peaceful. She was the most straight up normal girl who went on the forum. I think she was a forum leader for the kitchen section or something.
Either way, he friended, got in there, bonded and couldnt close the deal and eventually stalked her. She stopped talking to him because he lied to her or something.
My advice to him would be to shoot lower. It was obvious he couldnt tag that.  He needs to find someone who is impressed by his status on the forum, his q & a and his legion of schmoes.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #57 on: November 28, 2010, 06:55:55 PM »
Peaceful28 not likey  :D

I guess I cant place blame there.  MD gets a cute chick to share recipes in their kitchen and you have Evan carrying on a long distance courtship, wanting to marry her.  She probably ran for the hills.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #58 on: November 28, 2010, 08:35:04 PM »


he'd make more money w/ his own cooking show.
1. Im cringing at the transfer of germs from raw meat to utensils to seasonings. Does this man have any concept of germs? He is going to get salmonella poisoning or lysteria.
2. He drinks more olive oil the Daddywaddy
3. There is no number 3.
D. Wanna fight?

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #59 on: November 28, 2010, 08:57:19 PM »
1. Im cringing at the transfer of germs from raw meat to utensils to seasonings. Does this man have any concept of germs? He is going to get salmonella poisoning or lysteria.
2. He drinks more olive oil the Daddywaddy
3. There is no number 3.
D. Wanna fight?

his parents kitchen is much cleaner than mine and I cook every day and never get sick

your body can handle a few germs and that meat looks fresh and that entire kitchen looks clean

I'm alway amazed how much these guys eat

I have to force myself to eat 4-5 meals a day

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #60 on: November 28, 2010, 09:20:14 PM »
i wonder how his parents feel about the huge stash he has under their roof?

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2010, 09:30:50 PM »
This tool lives @ home with his parents?!?!? AHhahahahah.. what a joke

this reminds me of my 40 year old moron buddy who lives at home is $10,000 in debt and makes $10 an hour as a mall security guard, if you're wondering why I still talk to him, I've known him since high school, haha.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2010, 09:43:07 PM »


he'd make more money w/ his own cooking show.

Rumour is Evan actually sweats a mixture of of olive oil and macadamia nut oil while training at the gym.

And when he cries, he cries tears of EVOO.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2010, 04:16:25 AM »
i wonder how his parents feel about the huge stash he has under their roof?
I've always wondered this too. Also how does he have no problem keeping his tons of gh and slin in the fridge with his kid brother and sister around. Weird.

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2010, 04:21:31 AM »
and hes a pro and u guys are not ::)

Yes he is a prostitute.   

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2010, 10:20:48 AM »
He hates groupies and whores that is why he was chasing after peaceful. She was the most straight up normal girl who went on the forum. I think she was a forum leader for the kitchen section or something.
Either way, he friended, got in there, bonded and couldnt close the deal and eventually stalked her. She stopped talking to him because he lied to her or something.
My advice to him would be to shoot lower. It was obvious he couldnt tag that.  He needs to find someone who is impressed by his status on the forum, his q & a and his legion of schmoes.

lmao true. The 220 pound guy with the stripper physique will bag the girls over a pro bber any day 9 out of ten times.
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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2010, 10:34:57 AM »
If you don't have it by the time you turn pro, you aren't ever going to have it.
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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2010, 10:48:53 AM »
i wonder how his parents feel about the huge stash he has under their roof?

Fuck that, I wonder how his parents feel about him home brewing all that gear under his roof  :-X  :-X

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2010, 10:53:28 AM »
If you don't have it by the time you turn pro, you aren't ever going to have it.

Not entirely true.  Heath had a pretty sub par back up until the past year or so, it really was pretty impressive at this year's O.

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« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2010, 11:11:19 AM »
Not entirely true.  Heath had a pretty sub par back up until the past year or so, it really was pretty impressive at this year's O.

Heath never had a subpar back...His width in the lats spread was subpar and it still is.
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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2010, 04:53:43 PM »
Fuck that, I wonder how his parents feel about him home brewing all that gear under his roof  :-X  :-X

evan dont have to worry about homebrew he probably owns half of jelfa himself  :D
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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #71 on: November 30, 2010, 01:32:46 AM »
Where's Uncle Moose???

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Re: Evan Centopani's chest....sucks
« Reply #72 on: November 30, 2010, 04:57:10 PM »
even gastrofani  :D :D