Author Topic: Just saved 3 girls on the street...man it was pretty scary! (Read 9441 times)

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #75 on:** March 04, 2011, 10:30:39 PM »

Your a good dude Steve, if you were in Columbus right now at the arnold Id buy you a Steak.

el numero uno · « **Reply #76 on:** March 05, 2011, 06:45:13 AM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 04, 2011, 01:49:16 AM

Just arrived home.

A few nights a week I'm working as a bouncer in a bar. Around 3:15am I left the bar and went to the Walmart to buy some food. I was shopping, reading the nutritional facts...regular bodybuilder things at 3 in the morning...haha!

I heard some noises...I was looking around...and something was wrong with the picture...

OK...3:30am....empty Walmart...and there are 3 drunk college girls (from the same bar)...and 5 black guys (between like 180 and 280, gold teeth and I smelt the weed from a big distance) are following them, yelling at them, fingering them...

And the funny thing is I was the only other customer there...man with muscles and unfortunately in a tight black shirt with a big 'Security' sign... LOL! Oh man, I was thinking "Shit, that's a bad situation!" Haha!

The girls came next to me at the cashier and imploring me to help them. Oh great!

The guys arrived and started talking shit... I told them "Come on guys, the girls are with me!" And the girls were nodding like idiots! LOL!

Of course the guys are started yelling like "Don't fuck with us man!" And stuff like that... Shit.

We were start walking toward to my car with the girls as fast as possible, then start running...we jumped in the car in no time...and left the parking lot with full speed.

Yeah, I know...as a real getbigger I had to fight with them, then fuck the girls in every holes while drinking champagne... LOL!

But I just took them to home to the University and they gave me $25 to suck my cock.

Kidding... ...they just gave me $25...

I came home, made my food, post this thread, eat...and my beautiful wife is waiting for me in the bed.

It was a great night...I'm an american hero! LOL!

hahahaha

unskinny · « **Reply #77 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:48:00 AM »

Epic repeating the fabricated story you told your wife to explain coming home two hours late after assblasting a 22 yo cum dumpster after the bar closed and pointing your wife to getbig to 'verify' your faerie tale.

Well played, Steve-o.

Tito24 · « **Reply #78 on:** March 05, 2011, 08:48:29 AM »

240 is Back · « **Reply #79 on:** March 05, 2011, 09:00:09 AM »

Quote from: unskinny on March 05, 2011, 08:48:00 AM

Epic repeating the fabricated story you told your wife to explain coming home two hours late after assblasting a 22 yo cum dumpster after the bar closed and pointing your wife to getbig to 'verify' your faerie tale.

Well played, Steve-o.

pics of said cumdumpster required.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #80 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:11:33 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 04, 2011, 09:46:18 PM

Cool story Steve. But be careful going out during Witching hours. The Vampires will swoop down and pick up anyone under 5'2. And I'm not kidding

Being a vampire would be the coolest thing on the world

Steve Namat · « **Reply #81 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:14:43 AM »

Quote from: unskinny on March 05, 2011, 08:48:00 AM

Epic repeating the fabricated story you told your wife to explain coming home two hours late after assblasting a 22 yo cum dumpster after the bar closed and pointing your wife to getbig to 'verify' your faerie tale.

Well played, Steve-o.

Nah, I'm the best husband!

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #82 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:29:09 AM »

A couple of things Steve...

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 04, 2011, 01:49:16 AM

OK...3:30am....empty Walmart...and there are 3 drunk college girls (from the same bar)...and 5 black guys (between like 180 and 280, gold teeth and I smelt the weed from a big distance) are following them, yelling at them, fingering them...

Those black guys probably had the longest fingers in mankind (see: Arsenio Hall fingers), because for them to be following them, yelling at them and fingering them at the same time is insane.

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 04, 2011, 01:49:16 AM

Yeah, I know...as a real getbigger I had to fight with them, then fuck the ~~girls~~the black guys in every hole while drinking champagne... LOL!

Fixed it for you..

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 04, 2011, 01:49:16 AM

But I just took them to home to the University and they gave me $25 to suck my cock.

That just shows why you should be GAY and forget all this "straight" stuff. These lousy bitches didn't have the courtesy to offer to suck your dick, instead they gave you $25 to see if you could suck your own dick. Fucking worthless bitches man, you are better off with a GAY man that would gargle with your cum..

"1"

Steve Namat · « **Reply #83 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:44:14 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 05, 2011, 10:29:09 AM

That just shows why you should be GAY and forget all this "straight" stuff. These lousy bitches didn't have the courtesy to offer to suck your dick, instead they gave you $25 to see if you could suck your own dick. Fucking worthless bitches man, you are better off with a GAY man that would gargle with your cum..

"1"

So you think I'm better to join to Team George Michael?

Show me more benefits!

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #84 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:47:41 AM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 05, 2011, 10:44:14 AM

So you think I'm better to join to Team George Michael? Show me more benefits!

To your credit, I will say that you do have a pretty wife. If I rolled that way, she would be my type.

"1"

Steve Namat · « **Reply #85 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:59:22 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 05, 2011, 10:47:41 AM

To your credit, I will say that you do have a pretty wife. If I rolled that way, she would be my type.

"1"

Thank you! I like the George Michael songs too.

magicuser · « **Reply #86 on:** March 05, 2011, 11:44:37 AM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 04, 2011, 01:49:16 AM

Just arrived home.

A few nights a week I'm working as a bouncer in a bar. Around 3:15am I left the bar and went to the Walmart to buy some food. I was shopping, reading the nutritional facts...regular bodybuilder things at 3 in the morning...haha!

I heard some noises...I was looking around...and something was wrong with the picture...

OK...3:30am....empty Walmart...and there are 3 drunk college girls (from the same bar)...and 5 black guys (between like 180 and 280, gold teeth and I smelt the weed from a big distance) are following them, yelling at them, fingering them...

And the funny thing is I was the only other customer there...man with muscles and unfortunately in a tight black shirt with a big 'Security' sign... LOL! Oh man, I was thinking "Shit, that's a bad situation!" Haha!

The girls came next to me at the cashier and imploring me to help them. Oh great!

The guys arrived and started talking shit... I told them "Come on guys, the girls are with me!" And the girls were nodding like idiots! LOL!

Of course the guys are started yelling like "Don't fuck with us man!" And stuff like that... Shit.

We were start walking toward to my car with the girls as fast as possible, then start running...we jumped in the car in no time...and left the parking lot with full speed.

Yeah, I know...as a real getbigger I had to fight with them, then fuck the girls in every holes while drinking champagne... LOL!

But I just took them to home to the University and they gave me $25 to suck my cock.

Kidding... ...they just gave me $25...

I came home, made my food, post this thread, eat...and my beautiful wife is waiting for me in the bed.

It was a great night...I'm an american hero! LOL!

epik fantasy

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #87 on:** March 05, 2011, 11:51:17 AM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on March 04, 2011, 10:30:39 PM

Your a good dude Steve, if you were in Columbus right now at the arnold Id ~~buy~~ give you my tube Steak.

fixed

DK II · « **Reply #88 on:** March 07, 2011, 04:57:26 AM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 05, 2011, 10:14:43 AM

Nah, I'm the best husband!

You look good with your wife in the pic, but who is the third person?

bladerunner · « **Reply #89 on:** March 07, 2011, 05:19:30 AM »

Quote from: DK II on March 07, 2011, 04:57:26 AM

You look good with your wife in the pic, but who is the third person?

nope..these are the 3 girls he saved

DK II · « **Reply #90 on:** March 07, 2011, 05:38:13 AM »

Quote from: bladerunner on March 07, 2011, 05:19:30 AM

nope..these are the 3 girls he saved

Damn, FBB has gone a long way from Anja Langer.

V Man · « **Reply #91 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:08:29 PM »

Quote from: Fallsview on March 04, 2011, 01:54:26 AM

They smelled like "smelts"? This fish is very popular with the inner city folk. Fry them with breading and they are delightful.
Walmart dead at 3:30? Walmarts around here are pretty busy in the middle of the night.

BE/ACT/STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it was the girls that smelled like smelts and that's what was attracting the negros..

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #92 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:11:59 PM »

I don't understand why you felt you had the right to take 25 dollars for being a half decent human being???

Steve Namat · « **Reply #93 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:14:57 PM »

Quote from: DK II on March 07, 2011, 04:57:26 AM

You look good with your wife in the pic, but who is the third person?

He's The Gimp...without mask... Just another night at the bar.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #94 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:19:45 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on March 07, 2011, 02:11:59 PM

I don't understand why you felt you had the right to take 25 dollars for being a half decent human being???

1. Normally it's not my gig to save 3 stupid, drunk girls asses at 3:30am at the Walmart...actually it's nobody's gig I guess...

2. 90% of those black guys has at least one gun on hand...which is not funny at all...

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #95 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 07, 2011, 02:19:45 PM

1. Normally it's not my gig to save 3 stupid, drunk girls asses at 3:30am at the Walmart...actually it's nobody's gig I guess...

2. 90% of those black guys has at least one gun on hand...which is not funny at all...

what exactly did u do to "save" them? believe it or not but not every black guy is carrying a gun. You're new to the States, you should not be scamming women for money you don't deserve bro.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #96 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 07, 2011, 02:19:45 PM

1. Normally it's not my gig to save 3 stupid, drunk girls asses at 3:30am at the Walmart...actually it's nobody's gig I guess...

2. 90% of those black guys has at least one gun on hand...which is not funny at all...

Were you wearing a Cape??

Steve Namat · « **Reply #97 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on March 07, 2011, 02:23:48 PM

what exactly did u do to "save" them? believe it or not but not every black guy is carrying a gun. You're new to the States, you should not be scamming women for money you don't deserve bro.

You have a boring day at the office/home, right?

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #98 on:** March 07, 2011, 03:06:41 PM »

Wonder how the whole $25 exchange went down? Very weird that.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #99 on:** March 07, 2011, 03:08:51 PM »

Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on March 07, 2011, 03:06:41 PM

Wonder how the whole $25 exchange went down? Very weird that.

I gave back $15 from 40.

Author Topic: Just saved 3 girls on the street...man it was pretty scary! (Read 9441 times)

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