Fuck it sucks being short. 5ft9.5 (on a good day) makes me average, at best.
Most prolific memory- I am 24, and at a house party with my buddy Josh, who was 21 at the time.
I had the hots for this girl, she's young 18-19, getting pretty drunk. I get the feeling I can make a move, and josh gets up to go get a beer (he is 6ft2) and I hear it- I will never forget these words, as long as I live "youurrree so taaalllll!!!!!!" she says to him, as he walks by he smiles and she damn near falls backward out of her chair. He fucked her that night in his car.
At the time I was at least 235 and pretty lean, with my shoulders being as they were I had a ridic taper- Studly material, so says bodybuilding magazines.
But over the years I could NEVER pull nearly as much tail as my bean pole (but 6ft2) buddy. I resented him for years. Things never changed either, till we went out separate ways. I nailed 1 hot girl for ever 5 he banged, and never once given the choice did a girl go for the buff guy, they ALWAYS magnetically went for the thin lanky (but tall) guys.
Wonder how life would have been different had I been 4 inches taller and similarly built? Hmm...