Author Topic: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life (Read 14716 times)

dj181 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:55:34 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

lol

el numero uno · « **Reply #26 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:42:53 PM »

Quote from: juruth on June 03, 2011, 03:21:27 AM

Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.

lmao, hey juruth update this shit please

Juruth · « **Reply #27 on:** July 10, 2011, 07:02:26 PM »

In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

PJim · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2011, 07:05:11 PM »

lollz

Wiggs · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2011, 07:06:44 PM »

Quote from: juruth on July 10, 2011, 07:02:26 PM

In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

lmao!.....MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SF1900 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 10, 2011, 08:34:15 PM »

lol lol

_bruce_ · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:26:39 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 03, 2011, 03:21:27 AM

Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.

Tito24 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:08:43 AM »

haha keep em coming

dyslexic · « **Reply #33 on:** July 12, 2011, 03:51:34 AM »

Holy crap this guy is hilarious!

I wish I could understand the context. Just LMAO!

What about when Jay is old and washed up? How will that go?

Tito24 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 12, 2011, 03:54:00 AM »

a bodybuilder cant get old

dr.chimps · « **Reply #35 on:** July 12, 2011, 04:31:15 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

LOL. I want a reefer of what this guy is smoking.

Tito24 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 12, 2011, 08:14:26 AM »

cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #37 on:** July 12, 2011, 09:04:03 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 08:14:26 AM

cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum

We're all waiting for your poem about the fridge

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #38 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:22:31 PM »

Beatniks poetry!! Impressive

!!! I can't reach this level!! Like to try but I dare not..

lesaucer · « **Reply #39 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:02:46 PM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

LMAO

kiwiol · « **Reply #40 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 08:14:26 AM

cant believe this thread isnt bumped yet. only gay people on this shitty forum

Agree. This thread = juruth's funniest one yet.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #41 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:55:18 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on May 31, 2011, 07:45:38 PM

YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

Rhyming poetry = shit

Rami · « **Reply #42 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:09:43 PM »

Quote from: juruth on July 10, 2011, 07:02:26 PM

In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

holy shit! lol!!

dyslexic · « **Reply #43 on:** July 12, 2011, 05:06:40 PM »

Juruth · « **Reply #44 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:14:01 PM »

In a crowded Department Store
At Christmas Time
Jay Cutler In A Santa Clause Suit
Sits Young Tots On His Lap
And Whispers In Their Ears
That They Shall wind Up
In Prison

makaveli25 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:19:19 PM »

Quote from: juruth on July 10, 2011, 07:02:26 PM

In a crowded Chinese restaurant,
Jay Cutler smashes a fortune cookie
On his forehead
He reads the tiny paper,
And gets up and pisses in the next tables
Scorpion Bowl.

Haha I snorted I laughed so hard

PJim · « **Reply #46 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:34:20 PM »

Quote from: juruth on July 27, 2011, 08:14:01 PM

In a crowded Department Store
At Christmas Time
Jay Cutler In A Santa Clause Suit
Sits Young Tots On His Lap
And Whispers In Their Ears
That They Shall wind Up
In Prison

lol

Juruth · « **Reply #47 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:30:29 AM »

Jay Cutler enter
A bowling alley
Puts on a pair of
X-Ray Vision Glasses
And lets out a loud
Cat call
As he stares
At the naked Candle pins

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #48 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:01:58 PM »

Good material for The Big Lebowski II

Rami · « **Reply #49 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:08:46 PM »

keep it going

Author Topic: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life (Read 14716 times)

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