Author Topic: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life (Read 14720 times)

Wiggs · « **Reply #50 on:** August 20, 2011, 03:26:41 PM »

Bump. I need more laughs.

Tito24 · « **Reply #51 on:** August 21, 2011, 05:04:30 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #52 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:16:22 AM »

Jaime · « **Reply #53 on:** August 21, 2011, 07:34:53 AM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on May 31, 2011, 07:45:38 PM

YEA, these are funny, but isn't poetry supposed to rhyme?

And what do you call this 'poetry' which really isn't funny but makes you laugh. Is there a name for it?

Good job, J.

Wow i hope you are kidding, if not that must be the most stupid statement ever.

Funny fucking thread btw Juruth.

Juruth · « **Reply #54 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:34:21 PM »

A mighty Emperor
Once called for a banquet,
He didn't know there was a shortage of cattle,
The royal chefs fretted,
Until Jay Cutler walked past,
They threw a net over him,
Cut off his head
And served it as a Roast Beef.

el numero uno · « **Reply #55 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:47:47 PM »

Quote from: juruth on August 25, 2011, 08:34:21 PM

A mighty Emperor
Once called for a banquet,
He didn't know there was a shortage of cattle,
The royal chefs fretted,
Until Jay Cutler walked past,
They threw a net over him,
Cut off his head
And served it as a Roast Beef.

This one is a little creppy

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #56 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:43:10 AM »

Strange stuff lol...I don't get it.

JAM · « **Reply #57 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:59:43 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #58 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:28:21 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on August 26, 2011, 11:43:10 AM

Strange stuff lol...I don't get it.

Your name explains...

G_Thang · « **Reply #59 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:30:30 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on August 21, 2011, 05:04:30 AM

Kerry gets Jay only the Best Shit. You won't see Jay shooting Black Market Oil like Nasser.

Rami · « **Reply #60 on:** August 26, 2011, 06:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on August 21, 2011, 05:04:30 AM

love the Photoshop.. right? $:-\$

Benoitlapierre · « **Reply #61 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:20:13 PM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

on major ketosis ,,, it possible

blackpele · « **Reply #62 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:53:40 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

One of the best posts ever.

blackpele · « **Reply #63 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:57:10 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 03, 2011, 03:21:27 AM

Jay Cutler stares directly into
The bright Noon Sun
Trying to outmuscle it
Until his retinas burn out
And his life becomes a Sea Of Darkness
In which he laughingly swims.

I have to be honest.......... I am amazed.

Wiggs · « **Reply #64 on:** August 31, 2011, 06:09:34 PM »

Quote from: juruth on August 31, 2011, 05:44:01 PM

From a high altitude,
Jay Cutler is pushed
From an airplane
With no parachute.
His head smashes Into the rocks,
He shakes it off,
And goes about his business.

Lol...that fridge is one tough SOB.

The Idol · « **Reply #65 on:** May 23, 2013, 04:48:31 AM »

This is the thread that the annoying POS Maddy stole his/her current style of posting from. Like Homotron, Maddy is a weak kunt with no identity.

dj181 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 23, 2013, 04:50:48 AM »

Quote from: juruth on June 01, 2011, 07:11:17 PM

Deep in a stormy night,
With the wind howling,
Jay Cutler sends
A text message
To himself,
He waits,
His phone
Vibrates,
And he is
Shocked
At what he reads.

pure genius right here

BigCyp · « **Reply #67 on:** May 24, 2013, 01:35:45 AM »

Sitting in the baby changing
room at Starbucks,
Jay Cutler
Forcefully excavates,
Then wonders
Which is more difficult,
Natural childbirth
Or keto poos?

dj181 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 24, 2013, 01:43:20 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on May 24, 2013, 01:35:45 AM

Sitting in the baby changing
room at Starbucks,
Jay Cutler
Forcefully excavates,
Then wonders
Which is more difficult,
Natural childbirth
Or keto poos?

hi juruth

BigCyp · « **Reply #69 on:** May 24, 2013, 01:47:12 AM »

Fuck wrong account

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #70 on:** May 24, 2013, 01:56:26 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on May 24, 2013, 01:47:12 AM

Fuck wrong account

That's a nice outing

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #71 on:** May 24, 2013, 03:22:37 AM »

In the high passes,
Jay Cutler throws
a salami into a diaper
The world shakes,
Cutler walks
Through pee mist
And journeys
Into a fridge

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #72 on:** May 24, 2013, 03:25:17 AM »

juruth needs to post more of these. Really epic stuff.

dj181 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 24, 2013, 03:26:17 AM »

Jay Cutler
a man above means
taught me how life is supposed to be
and angel bound in muscle
is he just a dream?

Author Topic: Jay Cutler: A Sign Of Life (Read 14720 times)

Your Average GymRat

The Idol