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cephissus · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:11:31 AM »

Quote from: SimplyHuge on July 28, 2011, 12:05:51 AM

He then replied "I don't start fights, I kill people" and walked away.

Glad you're okay, bro.

Emmortal · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:13:34 AM »

The only guys who claim they are special forces are guys who didn't make it out of boot.

Tito24 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:14:46 AM »

haha someone who would kill for his job wouldnt brag about it. hes probably a cagefighter too and dated pamela anderson when she was in bay watch

Meso_z · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:22:34 AM »

Are you sure his name wasnt Anders Behring Breivik?

Tito24 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:33:40 AM »

very insecure guy, they wouldnt have chosen him to catch osama.

trapz101 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2011, 01:59:42 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on July 28, 2011, 12:22:34 AM

Are you sure his name wasnt Anders Behring Breivik?

lucky for him didn't ask

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:20:13 AM »

Tell us the truth... you had a shower with him after your workout and took his load on your face.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:23:29 AM »

The army is filled with frustrated insecure dickheads, just like the police BTW

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:39:27 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 28, 2011, 05:23:29 AM

They army is filled with frustrated insecure dickheads, just like the police BTW

The line between petty cops and petty criminals is very thin indeed...

PJim · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:46:09 AM »

You should have asked him whether he's a fan of Bart Simpson and then continued to make him eat his own shorts.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:50:04 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 28, 2011, 05:20:13 AM

Tell us the truth... you had a shower with him after your workout and took his load on your face.

this is most likely what happened.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:56:08 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 28, 2011, 05:20:13 AM

Tell us the truth... you had a shower with him after your workout and took his load on your face.

ROFLMAO !!!

makaveli25 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:57:13 AM »

Wow that's a pretty messed up situation. Glad you made it out in one piece. Sounds like you were a few seconds away from being destroyed

makaveli25 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:59:24 AM »

I hate that feeling when you get an intense adrenaline rush. My whole body shakes. It's hard to control it.

CalvinH · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:35:43 AM »

Tell the truth...you were the guy pretending to be ex-special forces.you got so mad you wen't home "and told your brother" and he laughed at you.

Tito24 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:37:21 AM »

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:39:16 AM »

So at last someone here saw Suckmymuscle in the flesh.

Lumberjack88 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:42:41 AM »

Do you want to go Craig Titus on his ass now?

tom joad · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:44:47 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:37:21 AM

that's how Sev (with beer in hand) rolls.

Tito24 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:45:02 AM »

Meso_z · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:14:14 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:45:02 AM

Thats fucking unbelievable.

Metroflex must be a shithole to workout at.

mass243 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:24:19 AM »

Bro, he was 'bout to spread sum' democracy to you

BIG ACH · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:35:55 AM »

Don't you laugh at his shorts!!!

funk51 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 28, 2011, 11:18:25 AM »

Quote from: SimplyHuge on July 28, 2011, 12:05:51 AM

I often read the "gym stories" on here, and figured I would post one that happened to me earlier today. This is actually a TRUE story, which is what makes it so ridiculous. As soon as I got home I shared the story with my brother who immediately said "this is a getbig story for sure".

So I'm at the gym with a couple of friends and we are doing incline presses and joking around a bit. Most of the time while we are at the gym we will crack a few jokes about eachother being weak on an exercise, or for binging while on the diet. After just finishing up a set of incline press this tall army guy walks over who is wearing a sweaty white t-shirt and black shorts that are almost literally up to his crotch. He says, "You guys think my shorts are funny? You like laughing at me huh?" At first I assumed he was just joking around with us, but then he was like "Well it isnt f***ing funny to me." So I stood up and took a step towards him so we were face to face and calmly told him we couldnt care less what he was wearing, and that if we were laughing at him about his shorts we would be glad to tell it to his face. He says "well I earned these motherf***ing shorts. I'm special forces." He was actually trembling while he talked, probably from the adrenaline rush of thinking he was about to throw down I'm assuming. He claimed we were laughing and looking in his direction, and I explained that we were all just friends joking around, but that he shouldnt walk over to us and try to start a fight when he doesnt know the situation. He then replied "I don't start fights, I kill people" and walked away.

I could hardly believe that this guy actually did this today. Almost seems unreal.

Why wear short shorts if you are going to feel so insecure about them that everytime you see someone laughing you assume they are laughing at you? If he feels that embarrassed he should ditch the short shorts and wear something a little less conspicuous. who knows, maybe he just wanted an excuse to tell someone he was "special forces" lol

did the guy look like this?