i'm going to blow off work in a very satisfying manner and then go buy the cheapest biggest bottle of sparkling wine, then go and indulge in whatever the fuck, because today marks the day I saved up enough money to start things rolling on a new business, my lawyer will be getting a call tomorrow, and even though I'm somewhat nervous because after this somewhat small investment I'm peniless again, I'm really gonna let it loose. first order of business is go do arms in the gym.
i feel sorry for the first female i lay eyes on today, really really I feel sorry for her lol, esp if she's never had a champagne bottle in her snatch before