can someone give me a cycle to do for someone who's clueless about steroids

[nycwit]

beginner's cycle
i need to know all the basics also
exact amount to use?
 when u say test, what exactly do u mean (what is the drug's name)
please
thanx
i want to try it when i get back to bangkok
i know a pharmacy near me that has everything
they have a catalog with everything u can think of
i would like to see results in 2 months
thanx

[brad2020]

I think before anyone even attempts to answer your question.

You need to tell us your stats!! how long have you been training, how old you are, weight, approx body fat.

and current routine?

[NoMoreLies]

I think you need to read, read, read!

[El Diablo Blanco]

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=4730.0

it's all right there

[BodyMachine]

Also how long have you been training? AAS isn't a mircle in a bottle, you have to know how to train and eat right. A good/decent natural base should be had before jumping on...

[Marlo Stanfield]

beginner's cycle
i need to know all the basics also
exact amount to use?
 when u say test, what exactly do u mean (what is the drug's name)
please
thanx
i want to try it when i get back to bangkok
i know a pharmacy near me that has everything
they have a catalog with everything u can think of
i would like to see results in 2 months
thanx

do your OWN research, and READ your own shit, and then make your OWN decision... we can point you in the right direction..
 Do your research on these drugs:

Testosterone Enanthate
Testosterone Cypionate
Testosterone Propionate

Trenbolone Acetate

Dianabol

Clomid

That should keep you busy for a couple of days

[ritch]

^^^ that should do it!

[gym**rat]

start with 250mg test enanthate twice daily, one in the mornbing in the evening.

before workout(20minutes), pop a handfull dianabols, dont count them, just use about a handfull.

then on the next day, you do the same but add some 700mg trenbolone to the mix.

then see if you can get ahold of injectable winstrol, they are good because you can drink them and theyll work.drink them as if theyre water.feeling thirsty?drink a litre.

this is a sensible beginners cycle, you shouldnt start right away with heavy doses, take it easy.

someone mentioned clomid, if you already bought them, give them to girlfriend, they will make her tits grow or something.

I have been on this cycle for 8 1/2 years and have gained 11 lbs of pure muscle. You should do it.

[Spidey]

If you're fat don't touch steroids thinking they're gonna burn the fat off. They don't and you get more sides and more bloat wich will make you look more like a fat fuck with zits and a dead penis!!

Lower your bodyfat to a decent range first!
If you're not a fat fuck they go research!

HTH!

[supernick]

go to gnc get some museltech protien and celltech.  says right on the bottle that 14 lbs is gaurenteed in 2 weeks. and if u really want to get big try some of the lucick and gacick
you can thank me later

[gym**rat]

did you experience 1538% power gains too,like i did?

No, I did not drink MuscleMilk during the cycle so my percentage was 1476%.

[Overload]

start with 250mg test enanthate twice daily, one in the mornbing in the evening.

before workout(20minutes), pop a handfull dianabols, dont count them, just use about a handfull.

then on the next day, you do the same but add some 700mg trenbolone to the mix.

then see if you can get ahold of injectable winstrol, they are good because you can drink them and theyll work.drink them as if theyre water.feeling thirsty?drink a litre.

this is a sensible beginners cycle, you shouldnt start right away with heavy doses, take it easy.

someone mentioned clomid, if you already bought them, give them to girlfriend, they will make her tits grow or something.

Come on now.

We all started somewhere.

Hopefully he gets the sarcasm.

[BodyMachine]

he should start on 250mg test e weekly and take it from there.

see if he likes whats happening etc.

x2, start slow work your way up, see how your body responds. You can always add later, which is much better to do anyway when you don't know much...

[bigmc]

if you are over 200lbs and in shape

take two shots of sust250 a week and 400mg of deca in two 200mg shots a week for 12 weeks

just be aware that once you go over to the dark side it is unlikely you will want to train natural ever again

[Spidey]

youve got a point there, but people have to start somewhere.

if a newcomer is fat and goes on gear, he will be ok as long diet is clean imo.

also, if they build some muscle first despite being fat, the following diet will come easier.

if one is simply not the type to get lean easy, its better to go on gear straight away imo.

i seen plenty people trying to get lean, starting out at 20-25% bf, they get down to 15 maybe but thats the end of the road.

but yeah, socalled ectomorphs have the quickest optical results.

being lean must be overall goal either way

I see people wanting to jump on the juice too soon. They don't even know how to train\eat and they already think steroids are the magic way out! The more fat and the worst you eat the more sides you will have.
If the hypothetical fat guy we're talking about starts on gear and keeps eating shit (and he will eat more cause that's waht certain aas do) he will look worse.
I really see no benefits jumping on gear before you're lean. unless you're interested in being one of those permanent bulkers that will always "lean out next year" and walks around the gym thinking he's big!