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Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« on: October 03, 2012, 08:09:43 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/restaurants/9581559/Pair-banned-from-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-for-eating-too-much.html



 George Dalmon, a former rugby player, and his friend Andy Miles were banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant, Gobi, In Brighton, after the manager branded them "a couple of pigs".

The men would each eat five bowls of stir-fry during their regular meals at the Mongolian barbecue, which invites guests to create their own dishes from the buffet.

Diners are told they can request meals "as many times as you wish" for £12.

The manager, who did not want to be named, said the two friends were eating him out of business. He said: "Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I've had enough.

"They are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food they spoil everything. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there. We just can't keep doing this."

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 08:12:50 AM »
LMFAO

I can barley crush 2 bowls on a good day

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 08:14:16 AM »
Good, they look like a couple of wankers

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 08:15:08 AM »
I instantly thought of the Simpsons episode where Homer "clearly was not a man who had all he could eat". ;D

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 08:16:06 AM »
It was all you could eat. 

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 08:25:06 AM »
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 08:27:56 AM »
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.
Yes they might as well enjoy their food then.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 08:31:21 AM »
Went to a chinese buffett in Cleveland about 5 years ago! It was da bomb! So, i got the munchies and i eat three plates of pepper steak and rice and as he clears my plate, he hands me check and says have a good day!  ???

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 08:41:10 AM »
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

Hahaha yes, the taste of vagina will evade those two for sure

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 08:52:32 AM »
Too bad to see Hany Rambod and John Goodman getting kicked out of the buffet.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 08:56:27 AM »
Disgusting jobless chavs...

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 09:10:09 AM »
Easy Fix - Just hang a sign that says "NO GETBIGGERS ALLOWED"
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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 09:33:38 AM »
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

Hahahaha - didn't know that it was your restaurant  ;D
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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 09:36:18 AM »
Crumpet eaters of peace ::)
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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 10:00:41 AM »

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 10:07:54 AM »
Disgusting...I feel sorry for the toilets that have to deal with them afterwards.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 11:09:26 AM »
well the only thing they will never eat is pussy. faces only a mother can love.

Well, guess the reason why they're eating so much? :D

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 11:16:28 AM »
Please, they must not have that much food. We all know at buffets here in the US, there is like s limitless suppy of food---and the "heavy hitters" will even come in motorized scooters.
And you know it's about to be on when you see the church van pull up on Sundays.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 11:20:06 AM »
i saw this one a couple days ago

Chinese Joint was picking up roadkill and serving it , so say the customers


http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-found-in/ZsolxbgHNUy9SMnqL317hg.cspx


Restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen







WILLIAMSBURG, Kentucky - Ever wonder what you're being served when you sit down to dine at a restaurant?

Customers at The Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Kentucky say they are being served roadkill. What makes it worse is one customer says she saw employees dragging in a dead deer.

"There was this tail, a big, white, fuzzy, tail. A leg was sticking out of the garbage can," said former customer Katie Hopkins. "They had a box on top of it. They were wheeling it in there, like really quick, like trying to hurry."

Hopkins, who described the scene that left a trail of blood across the floor as 'very disturbing,' called the health department immediately.

After the accusation, the health department checked out the restaurant and shut it down. They made that decision because the owner admitted to bringing in the road kill.

The bigger problem for customers is they don't know if this was the first time.

"We were actually joking about the, you know, the whole Chinese restaurant. You know some rumors that you hear," said Hopkins.

The Red Flower Chinese Restaurant will not face any fines and will be able to reopen if they pass a secondary health inspection. The restaurant owner alleges that he was going to serve the deer to his family and not to customers.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2012, 11:25:11 AM »
and the "heavy hitters" will even come in motorized scooters.

so would BMC be trying to mack up on dem honey's ;D

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2012, 11:31:38 AM »
so would BMC be trying to mack up on dem honey's ;D
Those women in there have one track minds. He could Mack, once they have finished eating, and are "letting their food digest" aka the "cool down"

And BTW, that Chinese food story reminds me of a Chinese place that is right between a animal hospital and a pet store.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2012, 12:46:07 PM »


Dude on the right... Holy fuckin GH fingers!!

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 01:21:37 PM »
  I got thrown out of an all you can eat chinese food place in burbank back in the 90's... :D

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 02:10:50 PM »
Please, they must not have that much food. We all know at buffets here in the US, there is like s limitless suppy of food---and the "heavy hitters" will even come in motorized scooters.
And you know it's about to be on when you see the church van pull up on Sundays.

Aw man, that shit made me crack up. Church vans and scooters, lol.

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Re: Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2013, 12:41:52 PM »
haha