Author Topic: I'm considering starting a blog/writing comedy...honest opinions (Read 5735 times)

ukjeff · « **Reply #50 on:** May 16, 2013, 05:22:42 AM »

No worries, give me a ring on my mobile and we can chat.

booty · « **Reply #51 on:** May 16, 2013, 05:34:50 AM »

I have always said that you could be a stand up comedian BigCyp. Comedy comes natural to you. I know you have also got a serious side too and I think that you should follow your heart and just go for it.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #52 on:** May 16, 2013, 05:40:52 AM »

Instead of writing and hoping for a book deal, why not just write chapters and later edit in book format and e-publish it yourself? Lots of people do that. As long as you don't expect to become the next Jackie Collins you should be happy.

bigmc · « **Reply #53 on:** May 16, 2013, 05:56:09 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on May 16, 2013, 05:22:42 AM

No worries, give me a ring on my mobile and we can chat.

what so you can snitch on him

jon cole · « **Reply #54 on:** May 16, 2013, 06:09:10 AM »

removed breast and you'll become popular.

ukjeff · « **Reply #55 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:13:50 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 16, 2013, 12:10:05 AM

il form a duo with you

do it brother what site were you thinking of blogging on

Every double act needs a 'stooge'.

BigCyp · « **Reply #56 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:20:45 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on May 16, 2013, 07:13:50 AM

Every double act needs a 'stooge'.

Nice bike Mike, would you say it's safe overnight storing it like that?

ukjeff · « **Reply #57 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:28:05 AM »

I asked you to phone me, you said you have my number, not telling lies are you?

bigmc · « **Reply #58 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:29:49 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on May 16, 2013, 07:13:50 AM

Every double act needs a 'stooge'.

id engage in some banter

but we both know you will complain to the mods to try and get me banned

like a little bitch

ukjeff · « **Reply #59 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:31:33 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 16, 2013, 07:29:49 AM

id engage in some banter

but we both know you will complain to the mods to try and get me banned

like a little bitch

Banter to you is just one line insults devoid of any intelligent thought.
You wont be missed.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #60 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:33:37 AM »

Well, you'll need an angle to stand out among the other million bloggers who think they're the next Louis CK. Good luck.

bigmc · « **Reply #61 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:35:09 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on May 16, 2013, 07:31:33 AM

Banter to you is just one line insults devoid of any intelligent thought.
You wont be missed.

why the anger jeff

are you embarrased that you had to go crying to the mods

like a little coward

ukjeff · « **Reply #62 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:38:30 AM »

anger?
Stop trying to 'project' as you sit seething at your keyboard unsure of what the future holds.

BigCyp · « **Reply #63 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:38:34 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 16, 2013, 07:33:37 AM

Well, you'll need an angle to stand out among the other million bloggers who think they're the next Louis CK. Good luck.

I have one

bigmc · « **Reply #64 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:42:02 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on May 16, 2013, 07:38:30 AM

anger?
Stop trying to 'project' as you sit seething at your keyboard unsure of what the future holds.

i know what your future holds michael

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #65 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:42:15 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on May 16, 2013, 07:40:22 AM

you are absolutely hilaroius and very smart guy,and spontaneus humour.

what you need is not a blog,but a good promoter.

but comedy business -sadly- dont work like that,unless you get to self promote and fill locations, ussualy its a staff team with joke writers, a pr agency and then a semi artist,semi comedian presenting the jokes from the jokes wwriters.

agreed

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #66 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:43:29 AM »

Quote from: phreak on May 16, 2013, 01:42:47 AM

Nothing ventured, ... capital saved.

But honestly, go for it. There's never been a better time to be a writer. Self-publish until the big names come calling. Doesn't cost you anything and, as I'm assuming this is a hobby for you, you won't mind putting in a lot of unpaid hours.

Just don't give up your day job yet. Do it like me: get a day job that allows you to fritter away your hours on GB -- or on your writing.

I actually started writing a novel zombie novel (one not set in the US, funny, and without ridiculous weaponry), but quit after page 1. Zombies are so played out. Trying to think of something new.

That is because every other Zombie film is just about dead walking like retards, or running and screeching like retards, whereas George Romero was making a point/making fun of society while scary us a bit

BigCyp · « **Reply #67 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:44:11 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on May 16, 2013, 07:40:22 AM

you are absolutely hilaroius and very smart guy,and spontaneus humour.

what you need is not a blog,but a good promoter.

but comedy business -sadly- dont work like that,unless you get to self promote and fill locations, ussualy its a staff team with joke writers, a pr agency and then a semi artist,semi comedian presenting the jokes from the jokes wwriters.

Hahaha great encouragement from an epic man!

ukjeff · « **Reply #68 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:49:30 AM »

Quote

i know what your future holds michael

I will keep an eye out for you then.

Army of One · « **Reply #69 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:53:46 AM »

One particular genre of movie I always feel I could write better than Hollywood is comedy, I mean when was the last time you really, REALLY laughed?I think the last for me was Borat, and before that I can't even remember.Maybe it's blind naivety but how hard can it really be to get a few laughs?same with TV commercials, it gets extremely irritating watching the crap forced humor that is completely unfunny over and over ,that its actually a talking point and surprise when you see a good one.