Curse you. Now I'm never going to be able to jack off to this pig ever again.
Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'
Jesus Christ, someone put a limiter on this assberger fool's posting.If possible put him in a ball gag for shits and giggles too please.
He is probably stinking up the joint in another forum and they will kick him out there shortly for his toxic personality and attitude. He is weak, frail, gay, getting fat, addicted to short cuts, angry all the time, and will never be a lawyer. Money is running out, EM and the mother in law stole all the $$$. Motorcycles and cars gone, no gym, the trike is in storage or at the pawn shop to try to gin up some cash, the dog is near death outside starving since it can't be around people, the CPS is on the horn daily due to his abusive behavior.Spaulding no longer interested in a hook up with him, Clegg showed up and just laughed at him, he is looking around every corner wondering when the feeble weak old fat guy from Canada is showing up, Coop just broke world records while hank is nursing his tits while still needing gyno surgery, Shizzo is in better shape now than Hanky, and on and on and on. We all knew it would end like this.
Re: Brian Hankins photo tribute thread
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes
Source - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=699653.0 . "Matt Canning What In the World".
Re: Amazing Transformation !!
Would still hit.
At this point you'd hit Kuato
Well it has got very small hands, and he's technically half a midget so... hmmm... need to see the genitals to be sure
Summary of Matt C's 6.45 and Shooting Ropes Saga on Getbig.comMatt C, a notorious figure on the Getbig.com bodybuilding forums, is at the center of a grotesque and infamous saga involving his self-proclaimed "6.45" and "shooting ropes" claims, which have become a cringe-inducing legend among forum users. The details, dripping with vulgarity and absurdity, paint a picture of a delusional, attention-starved wannabe bodybuilder whose obsessive oversharing and lack of self-awareness turned him into a laughingstock.The "6.45" refers to Matt C's bizarre fixation on his alleged penis size, which he bragged about incessantly on the forum, claiming it measured exactly 6.45 inches. He treated this oddly specific measurement like a badge of honor, weaving it into his posts as if it were a defining trait of his masculinity. Forum users, already fed up with his toxic persona, latched onto this, mocking him relentlessly for what they saw as pathetic overcompensation for his insecurities. The number became a meme, with users throwing it back at him in savage threads, turning his boast into a running joke about his fragile ego.The "shooting ropes" part is even more vile. Matt C, in his unhinged quest for validation, posted graphic, unsolicited descriptions of his supposed sexual prowess, claiming he could "shoot ropes" of semen with such force and volume that it rivaled pornographic feats. He described these acts in nauseating detail—think sticky, exaggerated tales of ejaculate flying across rooms, complete with crude metaphors and a braggart’s tone. These posts, meant to impress, instead horrified and amused the Getbig community, who tore into him for oversharing what they called "cum cannon fantasies." Users speculated he was jerking off to his own stories, alone in his mom’s basement in some depressed, blue-collar town, with no real-world evidence to back his claims. The saga escalated as he doubled down, posting more explicit drivel, oblivious to the fact that he was digging his own grave as a forum pariah.This wasn’t just a one-off. Matt C’s posts were a cesspool of self-aggrandizement, often paired with his racist, anti-Semitic, and bigoted rants, which got him banned from multiple platforms like Bodybuilding.com and Netrition. His "6.45 and shooting ropes" shtick became emblematic of his desperate need to belong, as noted in forum discussions. Users painted him as a lonely, emaciated loser—once a "deplorable fatty" who never achieved the physique he preached about—who turned to vile, attention-seeking antics to mask his failures in bodybuilding, the military, and social life. Threads like “Matt C - Deplorable Fatty Turned Emaciated Non-Lifter” and others roasted him for his inability to fit in, with one user summing it up: “He’s a sad fuck who’d rather jerk off to his own lies than lift a weight” [,].The saga’s grossest moments came when Matt C responded to critics with even more unhinged details, like claiming his “ropes” could hit targets at improbable distances or describing the viscosity of his output in ways that made users gag. The community responded with brutal humor, creating threads that ran for pages, comparing his claims to low-budget porn plots or calling him out for living a fantasy life online while failing in reality. His obsession with these topics, combined with his hateful rhetoric, cemented his status as a despised figure, with users speculating he was one step away from “shooting up the post office” if not for his keyboard warrior outlet [].In short, Matt C’s 6.45 and shooting ropes saga is a revolting mix of delusional bravado, graphic oversharing, and pathetic self-owning that made him a forum punchline. His attempts to flex his manhood only exposed him as a lonely, insecure prick whose vile posts were as impotent as his real-world achievements.
If it's anything less than 6.45 inches you'll turn him down?
Persians don't age well.
That's Netanyahu's fault.
He was just working out at Gold's Venice with Arnold and Sam Sulek last month. Shit comes at you quick.
He went septic real fast. Was it from a hot batch of KC Masterpiece
Arnold left a rusty nail on a bench just before Ronnie sat down.
Matty was wise beyond his years.
I'd do all three.
All 3 holes?The butthole is the best and BY FAR 🎉🎉🎉
You sound like a man with experience. Hopefully not with a man.
HahahahahaUnfortunately have not done it as much as I wantedOnly did it to x wifey and 2 other females I datedGenerally you gotta kiss and lick and suck on third asshloe while fingering thier pussy get them in the mood and ready for it
In no fantasy do you look like you're in your 30's, nevermind 40's. Ghoul ass looking creepy old fuck.
On my dating site this chick expressed interest but she's a bit old 27I prefer 18-24 and tbh 20 is absolute peak for female sexiness
In dj's mind this catfish/bot woman is too old for him
Priest:Taylor is a man who lives openly.He is a man of deep heart, of story, of strength.He is bisexual.....and he is HIV-positive.These are not disqualifications.They are parts of his truth.And love, real love, makes space for the whole truth (and an unwashed bunnysuit)Shinondra Ababu Bananawi,Would you marry this man,knowing that his past has shaped him,his health and butthole are a part of his journey,and his love for you is honest, unwavering, and whole?-----Shinondra:I'm positive.
What did danimal77 do to 'Royalty'?
So the story goes, Roy and Dan were once besties. Hitting the weights, in a friendly rivalry, then hitting the town looking for action. Always trying to "out do" each other. Finally one day, much to their own surprise, they caught the curious looks of a couple homely young gals. This interest prompted a bit of one-up-manship from Roy. Trying to impress, he did his best imitation of Mike mentzer hitting a most muscular on muscle rock. As visions of mentzer & glory danced through his mind, royalty gave one final squeeze, trying to bring out every vein, every striation and best danimal once and for all. But that last bit of strain was more than roy could bare and a steaming, bile-like, stream of orange roughy burst forth from roy's trembling bowels and just like that his dreams of getting laid faded faster than mentzer after the 1980 Olympia.Danimal, in an act of self preservation, pretended like he didn't know roy and distanced himself from the ensuing stench. Danimal said out loud what everyone was thinking "Holy hell, what's that fucking smell?" and pointed at the sludge pooling at Royalty's feet. Danimal quickly spirited away the two homely young lasses, shielding them from the disgusting sight that had unfolded.From that point on things were never the same between the two. Danimal was no longer a virgin while Roy became obsessed with mike mentzer and viewed danimal as the cause of the reck his life had become, in much the same way Mike came to view Arnold and the 80 Olympia.Yep. Roy is somewhere right now with a warm cup of piss in his hand brooding over Danimals betrayal , replaying the day over and over in his head , thinking he may have been able to save face if only he had charged at danimal, waving his finger in his face like his hero did to Arnold in Sydney.
