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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2050 on: June 25, 2014, 11:36:02 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2051 on: June 26, 2014, 05:27:03 AM »


seems like the kinda woman that you dont have to spend a dime on you could rest your face in her soft panty crotch all day after she fills you up with cookies and pasta after a hard days work while she tells you stories about other planets and the science of electricity

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2053 on: June 26, 2014, 09:55:58 AM »
Yes, Booty is great



Some of my favorite shots , cant find the motorcycle-pic though









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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2054 on: June 26, 2014, 09:58:57 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2056 on: June 26, 2014, 10:16:56 AM »
Some Getbiggers are doing a great job, banging hot Columbian chicks...etc. BUT, there's also a lot of angry virgins coming out of the woods lately who have no idea how some women should be treated, so I thought a small taster of Skorps ways might enlighten some.

Step 1: Buy her Louboutins



Step 2: Fly her across the world and wine and dine the shit out of her, in a style no other man did



Step 3: Don't be shit in bed, and don't look shit naked.
PIC TO XPLICIT TO POST


Step 4: After a full blown night of action, your nuts will need to cool down in zero gravity for recovery as the demand will increase the next night following the way you treated her the night before.



ps: If you don't have a job and/or you're ugly and don't even train, ignore all of the above and stay in the basement reading this then post hateful comments below.




A few points from booty... Poor man style.  Protein shake delivered from the tap upon waking, followed by coffee in bed. Pick some wild flowers by the side of the road. Leave a little romantic note for her where she will find it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2057 on: June 27, 2014, 07:58:58 AM »












can someonw write tbombz story for me? I am missing a lot.



1.Spoiled as a kid
2.Stole from parents to fuel teenage coke habit
3.Trained and got some muscles and lost fat
4.Did some gay
5.Got HIV
6.Became born again christian
7.Got married

God has now wiped the slate so ignore 1-5.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2058 on: June 27, 2014, 09:47:53 AM »
BigMC will be having a little Skerpio Junior on July 17, 2015.

9 lbs 7 oz.

Congratulations.







That Rolex Submariner is so old, the dials have gone stale yellow and the screen is so scratched up you can barely tell the time.

If you can't buy a new Rolex, leave it to the people who can afford them. You're trying too hard.

And from your forearm, I can tell your physique is shit...I'd say you're sitting at atleast 15 to 18%+ bf right now.



Brutal 5" wrists.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2059 on: June 27, 2014, 12:04:09 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2060 on: June 28, 2014, 12:16:25 PM »
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7 days out & ride bike for aerobics this morning





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2061 on: June 28, 2014, 01:16:37 PM »
walked into a planet fitness today

they put a brand new huge planet fitness gym 5 minutes from my house. i finally checked it out today. as soon as i walked in, the manger came up and tryed to sign me up.
i told him, you don't want me in here bro. he agreed, as i was wearing a 3 xxxl shirt. but i have to say, the place was nice. rows of brand new treadmills, steppers, tvs everywhere.
also a snack bar. now i would never join planet fitness to lift weights, as i already belong to three gyms. but when my one year commitment runs out at my anytime fitness gym for 38.00
a month, i just might join planet fitness for the 10.00 dollars a month just to use the cardio equipment.

Judgment Free Zone. What pandering, turbocharged faggotry.

Come on in, sit on the bike, and enjoy your hot fudge sundae. No pedaling, no worries. We won't even think poorly of you.

I actually belong to a PF and I judge people in there all the time. 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2063 on: June 28, 2014, 11:48:41 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2064 on: June 29, 2014, 05:11:07 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2065 on: June 29, 2014, 08:28:11 AM »
:) :o 8)





Imagine trying to explain that one to the grandkids.



Or to girls lol



That boy's not interested in girls.  He has homosexual written all over him in bold neon

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2066 on: June 29, 2014, 08:32:42 AM »

That may be my favorite photoshop ever. I lol every time I see it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2068 on: June 29, 2014, 02:47:56 PM »
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Dennis discovered that upright rows are the secret to bigger legs and humongous calves.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2069 on: June 29, 2014, 07:53:17 PM »
I am tighter than your asshole.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2070 on: June 30, 2014, 01:01:06 AM »
For Nick Toscani....it went downhill from here on:

Why don't you 2 just get a room and take this shit off the boards. All the public dick sucking makes my stomach turn

Of all the people on here. You're the last person who should talk about cock sucking  ::)

This is you right?



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2071 on: June 30, 2014, 03:04:41 AM »
Shizzo has been abandoned by the organisation.



Why would Shizzo think that The Organization would have any say in getting him out of timeout.  Only Ron or OMR can do that.



I can just picture you pondering that: rubbing your chin staring aimlessly out the trailer window.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2072 on: June 30, 2014, 03:25:19 AM »
For Nick Toscani....it went downhill from here on:



KO post :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2073 on: June 30, 2014, 03:27:12 AM »
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;D

Comments were hilarious esp where his gf is standing up for him

Page from npc comp Jonathan Irizarry





"not that small"

sucks.

.... not that small.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2074 on: July 01, 2014, 06:52:46 AM »
Well guys I've been seeing this girl for quite some time now and it's as evolved in to a full realtionship. She is a really nice women, she 25 but over all I'm really impressed with her. I've never dated a women in the 9 or 10 category and we are prep for the sane show. So guys what are some things I can expect?






protein farts

psychotic outbursts

sleeping with judges behind your back

blowing dealers for coke and hgh

outside of that you are good to go  8)



I guess you can expect her to wear a yellow star mask all the time.