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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2500 on: September 07, 2014, 05:42:59 PM »
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

I never really like Bar before. 

I'm a big fan now that I've looked up her asshole. 

I'd like to "hack her account"

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2501 on: September 07, 2014, 05:47:23 PM »
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Ignoring the night I was drunk and boasted about having expensive suits who cares how much clothes cost? Fatsos and ugly people can wear a million euro dress made  by some homo they still look shit.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2504 on: September 08, 2014, 07:52:13 AM »
Re: IFBB PRO Darren Ball  gets mum's kidney

Everybody wana be a bodybuilder but ain't nobody wana be plugged into a heavy ass dialysis machine.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2505 on: September 08, 2014, 09:59:26 AM »
i stop patronizing hookers

i save coins for buy shiny mercedes



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2506 on: September 08, 2014, 09:44:34 PM »
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

both the jizz photos and the bar photos have been proven to be false, but if anything this just endears them more because well they were the victims of a crime



I can't accept that.  I need to believe that that is actually Bar's asshole

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2507 on: September 08, 2014, 11:01:16 PM »
Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread

Colette has pretty, sexy bedroom eyes. She needs a bigger, thicker ass.

Are the bedroom eyes sexy enough for you to forget you're fucking a man?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2509 on: September 09, 2014, 05:55:14 AM »
Bodybuilding.txt :D

I feel genuinely sorry for Kamali. Life can give him so much if only he can let the teenage 'pumping iron, hardcore man, chalk and sawdust, banging weights bro' go. Forever stuck in this boring one dimensional world that already cost him his wife and daughter. Fucking move on man. But like all the others stuck in the same world, he's scared to let go because outside the gym, he's nothing and nobody. He knows nothing else. No skills and prospects beyond tricking pathologically insecure teenagers or mentally ill people into paying him for 'training' then selling them drugs. If he ever grow balls, he should strongly consider killing himself. He'll be an embarrassment for his daughter.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2510 on: September 09, 2014, 08:00:13 AM »
Kamali has Peter Pan syndrome like Jay Cutler.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2511 on: September 09, 2014, 11:55:38 AM »
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I wonder if she fucks her husband in the ass  ???

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2512 on: September 09, 2014, 11:56:52 AM »
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Just almost puked


So funny

I refuse to believe it wasn't

It was .

Right?

Right.

RIGHT?!?!!!?!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2514 on: September 09, 2014, 12:32:36 PM »
Re: Would let your son endulge in bb supplements & the BB lifestyle?

My son is only 8 years old, right now he plays hockey and tennis. If he turns out to be a fagget I'll nudge him toward bodybuilding.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2516 on: September 10, 2014, 07:22:56 AM »
Re: Dana Linn Bailey's update pics & videos

fuck reality


i've had it with reality



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2517 on: September 10, 2014, 07:52:06 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2518 on: September 10, 2014, 08:49:57 AM »
On how the Mr Olympia Press Conference will pan out

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2520 on: September 10, 2014, 09:16:05 AM »
On how the Mr Olympia Press Conference will pan out


Great one!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2521 on: September 10, 2014, 12:36:16 PM »
Re: Juniors house party - who is coming

I will make official Facebook Event Page nearer time so you can check out who is coming...but this is official list for GB'rs so far

Official GB Invite and Guest-list
(I reserve right to change my mind if anyone becomes a dick.....and places limited, strictly invitation only)  ;D

1) Legendary GB'r who doesn't post anymore and cannot be named for legal reasons  :-*
2) Var City (ma dawwwwwwwwwg)
3) Chuckles Bigmc
4) Skorpy Pooh
5) Simple Simon
6) Booty (will chip in 1/3rd for her plane ticket if Bigmc and Skorp chip in 1/3rd each as well) she can stay at my place if she likes free, have 4 spare bedrooms and Bigmc can provide security! (Can't promise I won't perv on her tits though)  ;D
7) Denarri
8) TrueGit
9) BigRo (can can stay at mine, that's totally cool)
10) Bigmc's gimmick BigCyp
11) Darren A

....Would have totally invited Lobstah, Groink, Bertha Butt & Halo too but since they are so far doubt that would happen so no point but its the thought that counts  ;)

Don't want too many guys either and gonna have 3-1 ratio for chicks to guys which should be perfect.

More details to come.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2522 on: September 10, 2014, 02:52:09 PM »
Re: Daily reminder women love a man with monsterous muscles

yup

it's basic biology

However, in this pic:


When you had tiny arms, you had a woman. Now that you have much bigger arms, no woman. That seems to fly in the face of your logic.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2523 on: September 10, 2014, 04:01:18 PM »
Re: My girlfriend has been on phone to her niece for at least 2 hours...

...but I am pretty certain not one fact has been exchanged in the conversation.

Women  ::)

She's saying to her niece : "he's on that muscleman board again talking about striated glutes, gunmetal thongs and who will bring the best 'package' to the Mr O. He keeps clicking out of it when I enter the room. He thinks I can't see him looking at all those shaved, oiled men. The lawn is unmowed. He still hasn't put up that shelving like he promised. He never does anything he says he will. He just spends all day on that damn website. It's ok for the others, they're all millionaires. I expect he'll want a blowjob tonight.

Men  ::) "

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2524 on: September 10, 2014, 05:02:02 PM »
Re: My girlfriend has been on phone to her niece for at least 2 hours...


 ;D

I showed her Kai towel pics and vids ffs, you think she cares?