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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3475 on: August 30, 2015, 07:00:31 AM »
Getbig loves iMeister 8)

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« Reply #3477 on: September 04, 2015, 11:20:30 AM »
So which UG's are popular in North Korea?


pyongyan lab, chink pharma, cihng chong tiger just to name a few

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« Reply #3478 on: September 04, 2015, 02:11:03 PM »
Re: Dr.J - BANNED

Getbig consists of mostly chicks with fat asses and phrases like "piss in my mouth" "room 7" random upright row knowledge, recipe to baking lawn clippings, and maintaining blacks are actually Hebrew.


We aren't exactly in the business of making sense.

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« Reply #3479 on: September 06, 2015, 02:21:32 PM »


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« Reply #3481 on: September 07, 2015, 03:19:01 PM »
Re: Manlets gonna manlet

Put Johnny Depp and Phil Heath together and you get Captain Jack Narrow

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« Reply #3482 on: September 07, 2015, 03:23:20 PM »
Re: "el chapo" finally arrested


Haha great to hear from ESF :D

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« Reply #3483 on: September 08, 2015, 05:31:33 AM »
Re: Worst Date You've Ever Been On

When I was in college I went out with a girl and had a little to much to drink. She said don't drive home you can sleep on my couch. She told me her parents were asleep up stairs and she would tell them in the morning. I left a light on an end table so I could find the bathroom. In the middle of the night I hear her by me turning off the light. I put my hand on her ass feeling it through her night gown. Riding my hand underneath it I'm feeling up her ass hearing her moan softly. She puts her hand down my pants. Then I hear, "Mom!" from the other end of the room. I open my eyes in the darkness and see it was her mother I was feeling up. Loud words about being a whore were coming out of the daughter as I pulled my pants up and ran out the door.

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« Reply #3484 on: September 08, 2015, 12:34:39 PM »
Oh my, you have such a cute penis  :D

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;D it gets pretty thick and veiny when its fully erect ..

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« Reply #3485 on: September 08, 2015, 02:01:01 PM »
Re: Lee Priest

What? As the story goes, Lee's parents divorced when he was a little boy, because his mom found out his dad was gay. Lee got bullied because of his father's gayness, to the point where his mother moved to another town. Lee went years without even talking to his father, much less getting steroids from him.

In fact, when Lee's mom remarried, she gave him his stepdad's last name, "Priest", which Lee has used ever since then.

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« Reply #3486 on: September 10, 2015, 12:39:12 AM »
Re: The Ugly appreciation thread.

I would like to take the time to appreciate an excellent Getbigger. He has been here for 10+ years, and has never let the petty bullshit influence his posting. He has shown me that it is much better to have actual conversations, rather than attention whoring.

He is very opinionated, and enjoys talking about many things including: Food, sports, music, literature etc......

His fly under the radar posting style should be commended, and Getbig could use more people like him.

Ugly, thanks for bringing the quality, guy.




"Die Wahrheit," said Nietzsche, "ist hässlich." Bestriding the narrow world with colossal, pendulous cojones, The Ugly enjoins us to see that life is no bed of rose-colored thongs; and though his lessons be severe, yet do they teach the truth. For beauty is sought by womanly hearts; let men stare at the dread horror of existence without trepidation and exult in its repulsive spectacle. So, here's to The Ugly, that great Überbandito, connoisseur of wayward twat, and astute observer of the human condition. All men await the noose, may his be concomitantly fellatic.   

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« Reply #3488 on: September 11, 2015, 04:46:05 AM »
Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery

What have I missed?

Joon wheres me 10k  :D




thats my dad lol



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« Reply #3490 on: September 12, 2015, 07:00:38 PM »
Re: Wolfman trains arms eight days out.

Gosh, such light weights and loose style. The only exercise he did strict was the triceps extension with the ropes. Love the convex preacher bench. Larry Scott recommended that because the elbows stay away from the pads.

Wonder what he would look like using my triceps exercise and biceps-supinator? He sure isn't putting his biceps under severe tension for very long in those reps. Short, cheating movements.


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« Reply #3491 on: September 14, 2015, 05:49:23 AM »
Re: whats the most Fucked up thing you've done to someone?

Took a shit on my own car bonnet and drove it to a hand car wash where I knew an old enemy of mine was working (he had disrespected me 5 years earlier). It gave me immense pleasure watching him have to clean it off. It highlighted that he was a scum sucking dog, and I had bested him in life.

Good times!


Dropped a load in one girlfriend at her place, then told her I had to leave to take care of some business.. I then headed straight over to another girlfriends apartment and dropped a load in her too.. To add to the excitement, I didn't even wash my dick first before banging the second one ..

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« Reply #3492 on: September 14, 2015, 02:12:35 PM »
Re: Is Every post shizzo makes now carefully calculated to show he is mod material



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« Reply #3493 on: September 15, 2015, 01:30:46 PM »
I nearly got banned for that pic

Donny reported it forty times

yet it isn't him  ;)

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« Reply #3494 on: September 15, 2015, 02:16:33 PM »
Re: Top 3 Smartest/Dumbest On GetBig.

It takes guts to name yourself as one of the smartest.


Why? I have two Masters and a PhD. In fact, one of my papers was about this place believe it or not.

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« Reply #3495 on: September 17, 2015, 12:33:57 PM »
Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?

Actually, after years of resistance, Mike finally acquiesced to receiving anti-depressant medication to treat his melancholia gimposa. It's amazing, he's like a brand new man; optimistic and full of unbridled energy. As one might expect, the bounce in his mood has been a bit over the top, and is certainly in need of vigilant monitoring, but Mike is sporting renewed spring to his once gimpy step and absolutely crushing his online courses in bookkeeping, both of which already have shown practical bearing in his nascent nautical escort venture, Navy-Slavey@30 Knots a Nut. Smite the sounding furrows, Seadog Mike, smite them!

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« Reply #3496 on: September 17, 2015, 02:42:21 PM »
Oh daddy bear are you flirting with me?
You are such a tease.
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Don't take this personally, but I flirt with lots of people.

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« Reply #3497 on: September 18, 2015, 03:10:36 PM »
Re: 2015 Olympia - Live Free Webcast of the events

"Are you Mr. Coleman ? I have some Court order papers to deliver to you personally for a DNA Paternity test"






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« Reply #3498 on: September 19, 2015, 11:13:48 AM »
Re: Vince Goodrum's Insider Report On The Mr Olympia Prejudging


Mamdouh Elssbiay (Big Ramy)

Yesterday, Ramy stepped on the scale at the press conference and was weighing at an earth-shattering 316 pounds!!! It impressed a lot of people at the event but I knew better. A few years ago, Kai Greene was bragging about coming in at around 270 pounds and ended up dropping a few places due to being overweight.  When Ramy did step onstage at prejudging, I realized that I was correct in my assumption that he would spill over.  He was indeed huge but lacking in the cuts and definition needed to take out Phil Heath…..so bad in fact that when he started to fade, the judges moved him down a place to Dexter Jackson during the 1st callout.




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« Reply #3499 on: September 20, 2015, 11:04:18 AM »
Take last nights Olympia for example...... Many guys come into the show severly dehydrated/depleted, and they were up there holding poses for an eternity.

Why dont we see more people pulling a Dillett on stage? Or do many of them endure the pain of cramping while posing?

I have problems with cramping after playing a few hours of football, I cant imagine dudrs with slabs of muscle and 6% bodyfat going cramp free.

Any advice, suggestions, or insights would be greatly appreciated.

The same way that recovering alcoholics do...with Diazepam. You should know this, Shizzo!