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[Taffin]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

LOL...now I'm curious to click. I'll sleep on it.

On Getbig, photos of the penis of board legend Marty Champions 10.5" penis were leaked here, and someone called it "skinny".

Only on Getbig can your dick be bigger than 90% of male porn stars and still be called skinny or small. The same board where Mike O'Hearn and Morgan Aste "look like shit", or are "small".

How big is VG's small penis? Let me guess...8.5"?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Why? Sometimes a present doesn't need to be opened. Sometimes the cat doesn't need to be let out of the bag.

Mass with class, with a hint of abs......

You have neither mass, muscle, abs, or any class.   We've already seen your drunk ass and if you had made any improvements,  you would have posted it up quicker than that post you made about sucking another man's dick for attention.

With all the time you've spent here on a bodybuilding forum, I would think that it would motivate you to pick up a fucking weight of some type so I have to wonder why the fuck are you even here to begin with??.  You are just worthless and simply taking up space on Getbig.  I think you need to get a part time job that doesnt involve being the gloryhole mouth at an adult video store.  Even Ron deleting your account would not be enough to clean the stench....you should climb into a trash bag and shoot yourself to make it easier for the garbage truck to haul you to the nearest landfill. 

I only wish I could borrow Dr Emmitt Brown's Delorean,  go back in time and give your mother a bottle of birth control pills.  You are a beta, an incel, and you have no chance of ever being a Getbig Legend.  If you're not going to take my advice about the trash bag, then I'd suggest to shut up when Getbig Legends are posting

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Re: Mike O'Hearn As We've Never Seen Him -

I'm surprised these never made it to Getbig, etc..... -

https://omg.blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tumblr_oo7ms606rz1ujn5b6o4_500.jpg .

The Nudes -

https://omg.blog/omg-hes-naked-four-time-mr-natural-universe-title-holder-actor-american-bodybuilder-mike-hearn/ (slight homo content).

80% balls in that sock.

This thread was like the Bat Signal to you wasn't it?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: News today: Aussie pensioner's head is literally bummed off.

Honestly, what is the world coming to?

https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/140673/aussie-pensioner-vows-to-continue-debauched-lifestyle-after-head-is-literally-bummed-off-and-transplanted-onto-a-pig

[FitnessFrenzy]

past like 5 days just so much obsession and easily turned on by sluts today was an easy wank in the morning then fuck my girl when i got home then wank again

there is definitly something to this shit protien is definitly a keeper now, i used to think it was just youth back in the day but now i see it as protiens

SEE The Falcon fight his animal urges.
HEAR The Falcon list his wisdoms in no particular order.
THRILL as the Falcon partakes of a libido enhancing diet and blueballs himself in a hardware store parking lot.

Falconius Dickus, in the throes of pon far, battles to elevate his enlightened self above the crotchal region and get some work done.

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[FitnessFrenzy]

Wait a second, so my dick is considered small? 

It's roughly the same size as Mike's, and I never really considered it small. I always felt like that would be like calling a 5'11" dude "short".

If you want to say 5'11" is "not tall", that's fine - but I don't see how anyone would call that "short".

I was going to send a picture of my cock to OneRepMax to confirm it is not small in case that ever gets said on here. But I guess it's considered small...

Now Mike O'Hearn's balls LOL...I'm not laughing at the fact they are small, but it absolutely confirms his steroid use. 

Is there no way to use steroids "seriously" without losing your balls and hair? Does TRT have a noticeable impact in these areas too? Because I'm not opposed to steroids, but just seeing that level of testicle shrinkage really annoys me
I'd just prefer not to make trade-offs - including preferably not losing my hair.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Advice a serious pussy slayer once gave me is that he only ever uses a single  finger for foreplay. The vag acclimatises to size and thickness so when he enters with the shaft he feels huge to them.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

I have no opinion of Melinda Gates. Why would I?

Can you write a review for this YouTube ad please? Out of curiosity, is this what gay men say to one another after sucking each other's dicks just after that dick was pulled out of their own ass?

And you enjoy that?

Why would you enjoy sucking a man's dick that smells like shit? Why does that arouse you?

I just don't see the appeal of sucking a shit-stained cock?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Well...that was the first time I met Shizzo ..I wish he didnt use his teeth so much.  But I've been to some wild gay parties where there was poppers, cocaine , gloryholes, and some outdoor tents where anything and everything happenned.  I just got drunk and never fooled with any of that shit and just took a cute guy home instead.  Most of them weren't bathroom stalls but just a large cardboard box with a hole in it with a slot to put money in

Do you prefer cute or sexy or rugged?
Are they mostly cute , boyish dudes?
Bay usually prefers Huge Bodybuilders and not lil cuties (as Primemuscle calls them)

Yes, all of the guys in those in the hloryholes boxes were blond haired, blue eyed twinks rarely brown haired and absolutely never any coffes tacos, egg rolls, etc,  etc...just white twinks...usually it was 100 dollars to get sucked off which was nothing to partygoers who wouldn't even blink at spending a grand or just too drugged up to care. 

Those twinks prob made a few thousand a night easy by sucking and jerking those people off.  Funny thing is that most of the customers were straight and married .  They knew they were getting sucked by a guy but I guess they figured that it didnt count because they couldn't see them.

I only went to maybe 5 of those parties as they were by invitation and usually blacks weren't allowed unless they were serving the food.  White gay people are the biggest racists out there...especially the liberal ones.  I was always with a white friend or otherwise they would have just told me to get lost

I mostly dated white guys not so much by choice but other blacks thought I was too white acting.  I would say I dated a mix between twinks and average looking.  The oldest I dated was in his 50s but he looked like he was in his 30s and couldn't tell until he showed me his driver's license.  I'm more about personality and him being able to have an intelligent conversion...I do avoid guys who had way too much sugar in the tank I you know what mean

[Taffin]

The New York Pro is tomorrow, in Tampa:

6 Reps - have you ever considered doing one more rep?

 

[brooklyn]

Best of the best of the GetBig

[Hulkotron]

I feel you, Dave.

I am also a super-clean junk-food adherent who struggles to keep his weight up - guess I'm just a human furnace... I'll strive to put down around 10 or 12 lbs of red meat a day.  Any less, and my ribs start to protrude painfully...

And in fact, while we are being honest with each other, I've found that even just looking at a dumbell gives me a bicep pump, so I've started tucking pieces of cardboard into the sides of my War-Bandana while I train, to act as kind of a blinder system that keeps my eyes facing front at all times.  That way I can keep "Accident" and "Emergency" (the names I've given to my left and right arms) under the 21" mark... just to keep the general public safe... you know..?

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt.  I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Morehead, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.

P.S. -- I humbly suggest you at least audit a couple of journalism and/or PR writing classes from an institution where you're not banned.  It will help you learn how to write in a more concise manner, and potentially cure your habit of using brackets when you mean to use parentheses.

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[joswift]

RE Primemuscle.

One thing about people like you, malignant narcissist, that love talking about themselves and sharing every detail of their empty lives, is they assume others like to hear about their self-absorbed ramblings and think they find them as interesting as you find yourself.

Couldn't finish those hash browns, eh? Comfortably full? Your weight variation now and last night? How did the coffee affect that? You should write a goddamn book. I'm sure it will be a best seller.

Jeeze, the most self-unaware person on this board. No wonder your other family members have to hide from you and you have to hang on during every waking hour on this board.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Repost:  I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt.  I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Lakehead U, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question. 

That question was, what is your source for claiming almost 80% of German Jews survived the concentration and extermination camps?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Longest time ever gone without shooting a load

Reading one of Matt's posts from beginning to end.

[wes]

Repost:  I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt.  I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Lakehead U, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.

    That question was, what is your source for claiming almost 80% of German Jews survived the concentration and extermination camps?

FUCKING BRUTAL

[AbrahamG]

Repost:  I'm still awaiting a reply to my post, Matt.  I realize it didn't provide you with a great shot at a meandering diatribe about Hitler, Jews, whites, seventh place at a Thunder Bay strongman show, your strength to weight ratio, peoples' exact heights, the number of kids you've sired, Lakehead U, some claptrap about autism or eating fishy-smelling pussy, but do not be troubled: we know you will find a way to integrate most of those topics into answering a simple question.

    That question was, what is your source for claiming almost 80% of German Jews survived the concentration and extermination camps?

FUCKING BRUTAL

Wes, my brother you left out the ever important part about Matt's aesthetically pleasing 6.45inch prick.  If 60% of the worlds Jews were wiped out in Europe it is almost statistically impossible for 80% of German Jews to have survived. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

LOL!

A blast from the past.